Group A of the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/w/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
6
|
/aco/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
6 |
7 |
-1 |
6
|
/r9k/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
6 |
8 |
-2 |
3
|
/fa/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
3 |
5 |
-2 |
3
|
/aco/ v /fa/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: KONAMI Stadium
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21 April 2023, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 226
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Shygal 5' Jenny Wakeman 54'
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45+1' Raf Simons
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Assists
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Xenophillia 5' Projekt Melody 54'
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45+1' WAYWT
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Kit:
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Buenos Dias, Mandy |
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Only Watches for the Porn |
76' |
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That Fuckin Duck |
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Paid in Exposure |
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Shantae |
76' |
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The Shark-toothed Girl |
76' |
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Kim Possible |
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Xenophillia |
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Jenny Wakeman |
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Projekt Melody |
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Shygal |
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Substitutions:
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Queen Tyr'ahnee |
76' |
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Raven |
76' |
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Hello Nurse |
76' |
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Manager:
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IJC !!j1RcBo/HoNo GuyF !dTxRGu/EaW
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Kit:
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Reviewbrah |
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Brown Boots, Destroyer of Fits |
76' |
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Gentlemen |
86' |
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Buzzpill |
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WAYWT |
76' |
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Neofolk |
76' |
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Dadcore |
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Derek Zoolander |
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Tricky Ricky |
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Sleazecore |
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Raf Simons |
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Substitutions:
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What Core is this? |
76' |
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This Party Sucks |
76' |
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Thierry Mugler |
76' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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Man of the Match:
Jenny Wakeman (/aco/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
44
|
|
56
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
5
|
(5)
|
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(2)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
118
|
|
170
|
(102)
|
|
(146)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
86
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
7
|
Tackles
|
5
|
|
11
|
Saves
|
0
|
|
2
|
|
/w/ v /r9k/
Background:
Stadium: KONAMI Stadium
|
21 April 2023, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 280
|
C O M F Y 35' Tasteful Lewds 38', 77' Powerlevel 84' Vectors 90+0'
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18' Elliot Rodger
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Assists
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Waifu Walls 38' Vectors 84'
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18' >tfw no gf
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Kit:
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1920x1080 |
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Another Holo Thread |
74' |
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Gloom |
30' |
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Seasons |
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C O M F Y |
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Renders |
74' |
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IMT |
84' |
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Powerlevel |
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Waifu Walls |
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Vectors |
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Tasteful Lewds |
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Substitutions:
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Cute Girls in Shapes |
74' |
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Current |
74' |
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Girls With Guns |
84' |
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Manager:
|
Shork !!IQwetoMaGvn
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Kit:
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NEET |
|
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Greentext |
65' |
|
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Chad Thundercock |
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Piss Bottle |
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Maidcore |
65' |
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Cum Tub |
65' |
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Hole-in-backanon |
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless |
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>tfw no gf |
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Elliot Rodger |
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Misaki |
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Substitutions:
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Chicken Tendies |
65' |
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Forever Alone |
65' |
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Beta Orbiter |
65' |
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Manager:
|
Tejen !!eYnsyTWICh0
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Man of the Match:
Tasteful Lewds (/w/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
45
|
|
55
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
4
|
(6)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
134
|
|
174
|
(120)
|
|
(150)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
90
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
7
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
6
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
/aco/ v /w/
Background:
Stadium: Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium
|
22 April 2023, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 256
|
Shygal 29', 61' Jenny Wakeman 78'
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37' Tasteful Lewds 75' Waifu Walls
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Assists
|
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Jenny Wakeman 61' Shantae 78'
|
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37' Waifu Walls 75' Vectors
|
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Kit:
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Buenos Dias, Mandy |
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Queen Tyr'ahnee |
78' |
|
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Paid in Exposure |
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Pizza Thot |
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Shantae |
78' |
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Bowsette |
68' |
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Xenophillia |
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Kim Possible |
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Projekt Melody |
|
|
|
|
|
Jenny Wakeman |
|
|
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|
Shygal |
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|
Substitutions:
|
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The Jailed Shad |
68' |
|
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Only Watches for the Porn |
78' |
|
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Raven |
78' |
|
|
Manager:
|
IJC !!j1RcBo/HoNo GuyF !dTxRGu/EaW
|
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|
|
Kit:
|
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Dual-screen |
|
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Cute Girls in Shapes |
75' |
|
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Retro |
|
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|
Seasons |
90+1' |
|
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Yotsuba Sticky |
83' |
|
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Renders |
75' |
|
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|
IMT |
|
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Powerlevel |
43' |
|
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Waifu Walls |
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Vectors |
|
|
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Tasteful Lewds |
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Substitutions:
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Another Holo Thread |
75' |
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Phone Threads |
75' |
|
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C O M F Y |
83' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Shork !!IQwetoMaGvn
|
|
Man of the Match:
Shygal (/aco/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
5
|
(6)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
6
|
(1)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
4
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
6
|
|
1
|
Passes (made)
|
172
|
|
134
|
(147)
|
|
(122)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
85
|
|
91
|
Crosses
|
7
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
8
|
|
11
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
/fa/ v /r9k/
Background:
Stadium: Stadio Della Shitpost
|
22 April 2023, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 309
|
Dadcore 29' Sleazecore 32'
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90+3' >tfw no gf
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Assists
|
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90+3' Misaki
|
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Kit:
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Reviewbrah |
|
|
|
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What Core is this? |
74' |
|
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Buzzpill |
|
|
|
|
|
SEXcore |
|
|
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|
|
This Party Sucks |
74' |
|
|
|
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Thierry Mugler |
74' |
|
|
|
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Derek Zoolander |
|
|
|
|
|
Dadcore |
|
|
|
|
|
Tricky Ricky |
|
|
|
|
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Sleazecore |
|
|
|
|
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Raf Simons |
|
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|
Substitutions:
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|
w2c |
74' |
|
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Alpha M |
74' |
|
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Mullet |
74' |
|
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Manager:
|
Managerless
|
|
|
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Kit:
|
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|
NEET |
|
|
|
|
|
Greentext |
74' |
|
|
|
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Chad Thundercock |
45' |
|
|
|
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Piss Bottle |
|
|
|
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Forever Alone |
|
|
|
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Neckbeard |
74' |
|
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless |
|
|
|
|
|
Hole-in-backanon |
|
|
|
|
|
>tfw no gf |
|
|
|
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|
Elliot Rodger |
|
|
|
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|
Misaki |
|
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Substitutions:
|
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Britfeel |
45' |
|
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Chicken Tendies |
74' |
|
|
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Ideal GF |
74' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Tejen !!eYnsyTWICh0
|
|
Man of the Match:
Sleazecore (/fa/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
11
|
|
8
|
(7)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
146
|
|
128
|
(132)
|
|
(114)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
90
|
|
89
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
9
|
|
5
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
8
|
|
/w/ v /fa/
Background:
Stadium: The /w/ Battlestation
|
23 April 2023, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 278
|
Powerlevel 45+1' Tasteful Lewds 81'
|
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|
Assists
|
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Waifu Walls 45+1', 81'
|
|
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Kit:
|
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Dual-screen |
|
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Cute Girls in Shapes |
|
|
|
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FotM |
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|
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Retro |
|
|
|
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Yotsuba Sticky |
|
|
|
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|
Current |
67' |
|
|
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|
IMT |
64' |
|
|
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|
Powerlevel |
|
|
|
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Waifu Walls |
|
|
|
|
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Vectors |
|
|
|
|
|
Tasteful Lewds |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Phone Threads |
67' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Shork !!IQwetoMaGvn
|
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|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Reviewbrah |
|
|
|
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|
w2c |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Buzzpill |
|
|
|
|
|
SEXcore |
|
|
|
|
|
This Party Sucks |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Bois Imperial |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Derek Zoolander |
|
|
|
|
|
Dadcore |
|
|
|
|
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Tricky Ricky |
|
|
|
|
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Sleazecore |
|
|
|
|
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Raf Simons |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Brown Boots, Destroyer of Fits |
67' |
|
|
|
|
Alpha M |
67' |
|
|
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Meme Shoe |
67' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Managerless
|
|
Man of the Match:
Powerlevel (/w/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
2
|
(5)
|
|
(1)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
4
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
4
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
154
|
|
150
|
(131)
|
|
(126)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
85
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
6
|
Interceptions
|
7
|
|
6
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
3
|
|
/r9k/ v /aco/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: El Monumental Failure
|
23 April 2023, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 320
|
Elliot Rodger 9', 24' >tfw no gf 15', 56'
|
|
72' Shygal
|
|
Assists
|
|
>tfw no gf 9' Misaki 24'
|
|
72' Kim Possible
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
NEET |
|
|
|
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Chicken Tendies |
|
|
|
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|
Chad Thundercock |
|
|
|
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|
Manlet |
|
|
|
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Maidcore |
|
|
|
|
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Neckbeard |
65' |
|
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|
|
Hole-in-backanon |
|
|
|
|
|
Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye Contactless |
|
|
|
|
|
>tfw no gf |
|
|
|
|
|
Elliot Rodger |
|
|
|
|
|
Misaki |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Cum Tub |
65' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Tejen !!eYnsyTWICh0
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Buenos Dias, Mandy |
|
|
|
|
|
Queen Tyr'ahnee |
65' |
|
|
|
|
Paid in Exposure |
|
|
|
|
|
Pizza Thot |
|
|
|
|
|
Shantae |
65' |
|
|
|
|
Gobbo |
|
|
|
|
|
Kim Possible |
|
|
|
|
|
Xenophillia |
|
|
|
|
|
Projekt Melody |
|
|
|
|
|
Jenny Wakeman |
|
|
|
|
|
Shygal |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Only Watches for the Porn |
65' |
|
|
|
|
Raven |
65' |
|
|
Manager:
|
IJC !!j1RcBo/HoNo GuyF !dTxRGu/EaW
|
|
Man of the Match:
>tfw no gf (/r9k/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
6
|
(5)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
2
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
4
|
Passes (made)
|
151
|
|
155
|
(139)
|
|
(133)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
92
|
|
86
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
6
|
Interceptions
|
7
|
|
7
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
1
|
|