Group G of the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/an/ |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
8 |
5 |
3 |
9
|
/k/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
5 |
4 |
6
|
/toy/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
9 |
10 |
-1 |
3
|
/pol/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
7 |
13 |
-6 |
0
|
/pol/ v /an/
Background:
Stadium: /pol/ in the High Castle
|
6 May 2023, 19:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 525
|
Hitler 15' Pet Rock 35'
|
|
38' Birb
74' Take it to the Vet
90+2' >outdoor cat
|
|
Assists
|
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Doompaul 15'
|
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38' Friendly Cassowary
74' Longboi
90+2' Birb
|
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Kit:
|
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Buck Breaking |
|
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|
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President Um......uh... |
67' |
|
|
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Yedolf Westler |
|
|
|
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Sonnenrad |
74' |
|
|
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Stop Watching Porn |
|
|
|
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I Hate the Antichrist |
67' |
|
|
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Happening of the Year/Month/Week/Day |
76' |
|
|
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(((Jews))) |
|
|
|
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Doompaul |
|
|
|
 |
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Hitler |
|
|
|
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Moonman |
|
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Substitutions:
|
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In Store Prices |
67' |
|
|
 |
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Unaboomer |
67' |
|
|
 |
 |
Score One For the Good Guys |
74' |
|
|
Manager:
|
GaryD12 !!8lh/KG0boAN horsbussy !!TOzsdmtlfd2
|
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|
Kit:
|
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Pet Rock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Speculative Evolution |
67' |
|
|
 |
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Invasive Species |
5' |
|
|
 |
 |
What Is This? |
|
|
|
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Fungus |
67' |
|
|
 |
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Canadian Goose |
77' |
|
|
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Longboi |
|
|
|
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Friendly Cassowary |
67' |
|
|
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Birb |
34' |
|
|
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>outdoor cat |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Take it to the Vet |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Isopod |
67' |
|
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Leon the Lobster |
67' |
|
|
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Grizzly Bear |
67' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Alternativeroo !yePz.xObHY
|
|
Man of the Match:
Birb (/an/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
53
|
|
47
|
Shots (on target)
|
10
|
|
7
|
(6)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
5
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
5
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
149
|
|
129
|
(135)
|
|
(113)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
91
|
|
88
|
Crosses
|
7
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
9
|
|
8
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
4
|
|
/k/ v /toy/
Background:
Stadium: Battleship Bismarck
|
6 May 2023, 20:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 504
|
Simo Häyhä 9', 61' Paul Harrell the Exonerated 41', 44'
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22' Woody
|
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Assists
|
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Paul Harrell the Exonerated 9' Simo Häyhä 41' Zergface 61'
|
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22' Madoka Titus
|
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Kit:
|
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Murder/k/ube |
|
|
|
 |
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Wagner's Daily Sacrifices At Bakhmut |
61' |
|
|
 |
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Abu Hajaar |
|
|
|
 |
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Flammenwerfer |
|
|
|
 |
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F-35 |
61' |
|
|
 |
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Ivan Chesnokov |
61' |
|
|
 |
 |
Big Dicc Marty |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Paul Harrell the Exonerated |
45+1' |
|
|
 |
 |
Orb |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Zergface |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Simo Häyhä |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
>>>mobiks |
61' |
|
|
 |
 |
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT |
61' |
|
|
 |
 |
Cheeki Breeki |
61' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Detolf Shelves |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Space Ghost |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Mechagodzilla |
|
|
|
 |
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Shelfwarmer |
|
|
|
 |
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Brick Built Tahu |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Skeleton Army |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Headdie Brock |
|
|
|
 |
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O.T. Chainsaw |
|
|
|
 |
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Woody |
|
|
|
 |
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Madoka Titus |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Optimus Prime |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
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Cobra Commander |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Do This Pose! |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Rapedog |
68' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Managerless
|
|
Man of the Match:
Simo Häyhä (/k/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
4
|
(6)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
2
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
3
|
Passes (made)
|
140
|
|
160
|
(122)
|
|
(136)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
87
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
7
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
|
11
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
2
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
/pol/ v /k/
Background:
Stadium: /pol/ in the High Castle
|
12 May 2023, 18:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 437
|
Happening of the Year/Month/Week/Day 78'
|
|
12' Simo Häyhä
36' Zergface
50' Orb
|
|
Assists
|
|
Moonman 78'
|
|
12' The Z-team
36' Simo Häyhä
50' Zergface
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
JIDF Discord Tranny NAFO Reddit Shill |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>rockyeet |
75' |
|
|
 |
 |
Yedolf Westler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Sonnenrad |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Stop Watching Porn |
75' |
|
|
 |
 |
I Hate the Antichrist |
75' |
|
|
 |
 |
(((Jews))) |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Happening of the Year/Month/Week/Day |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Doompaul |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Hitler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Moonman |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Deus Vult |
75' |
|
|
 |
 |
Sam Hyde |
75' |
|
|
 |
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Unaboomer |
75' |
|
|
Manager:
|
GaryD12 !!8lh/KG0boAN horsbussy !!TOzsdmtlfd2
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Murder/k/ube |
|
|
|
 |
 |
The Z-team |
62' |
|
|
 |
 |
Deagle Brand Deagle |
|
|
|
 |
 |
ATF |
|
|
|
 |
 |
F-35 |
62' |
|
|
 |
 |
Cheeki Breeki |
62' |
|
|
 |
 |
Big Dicc Marty |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Paul Harrell the Exonerated |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Orb |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Zergface |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Simo Häyhä |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Wagner's Daily Sacrifices At Bakhmut |
62' |
|
|
 |
 |
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT |
62' |
|
|
 |
 |
Arkan and the Tigers |
62' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk
|
|
Man of the Match:
Zergface (/k/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
3
|
(1)
|
|
(3)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes (made)
|
161
|
|
127
|
(145)
|
|
(106)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
90
|
|
83
|
Crosses
|
7
|
|
7
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
9
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
0
|
|
0
|
|
/an/ v /toy/
Background:
Stadium: 100 Acre Wood
|
12 May 2023, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 434
|
Birb 43' Take it to the Vet 54'
|
|
52' Woody
|
|
Assists
|
|
Canadian Goose 43' Birb 54'
|
|
52' Optimus Prime
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Pet Rock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Speculative Evolution |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Scanned Snake |
|
|
|
 |
 |
What Is This? |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Honey Buzzard |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Canadian Goose |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Longboi |
|
|
|
 |
 |
African Elephant |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Birb |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>outdoor cat |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Take it to the Vet |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Isopod |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Great White Shark |
63' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Alternativeroo !yePz.xObHY
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Ham Hands |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Cobra Commander |
69' |
|
|
 |
 |
Mechagodzilla |
35' |
|
|
 |
 |
Shelfwarmer |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Brick Built Tahu |
69' |
|
|
 |
 |
Skeleton Army |
69' |
|
|
 |
 |
Headdie Brock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
O.T. Chainsaw |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Woody |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Optimus Prime |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Madoka Titus |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Space Ghost |
69' |
|
|
 |
 |
Do This Pose! |
69' |
|
|
 |
 |
My Nugga |
69' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Managerless
|
|
Man of the Match:
Birb (/an/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
51
|
|
49
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
6
|
(4)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
146
|
|
144
|
(130)
|
|
(130)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
89
|
|
90
|
Crosses
|
3
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
6
|
|
3
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
0
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
2
|
|
/k/ v /an/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Battleship Bismarck
|
14 May 2023, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 390
|
Simo Häyhä 17' Zergface 49'
|
|
45+2' African Elephant
82' Grizzly Bear
84' Take it to the Vet
|
|
Assists
|
|
Zergface 17' Simo Häyhä 49'
|
|
45+2' Longboi
82' Great White Shark
84' bnuy
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
2nd Amendment |
|
|
|
 |
 |
The Z-team |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Abu Hajaar |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Cosmoline |
|
|
|
 |
 |
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Ivan Chesnokov |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
ATF |
26' |
|
|
 |
 |
HIMARS |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Orb |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Zergface |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Simo Häyhä |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Wagner's Daily Sacrifices At Bakhmut |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
>>>mobiks |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
SKS -> Innawoods |
68' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Seigmann !vaXW12lKzk
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Pet Rock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Isopod |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Spacebat |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Scanned Snake |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Honey Buzzard |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Friendly Cassowary |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
African Elephant |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Schlorp Schlorp Schlorp |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Longboi |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>outdoor cat |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Take it to the Vet |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Great White Shark |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
bnuy |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Grizzly Bear |
68' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Alternativeroo !yePz.xObHY
|
|
Man of the Match:
Take it to the Vet (/an/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
45
|
|
55
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
11
|
(5)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
3
|
Passes (made)
|
129
|
|
165
|
(108)
|
|
(150)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
84
|
|
91
|
Crosses
|
4
|
|
6
|
Interceptions
|
9
|
|
10
|
Tackles
|
6
|
|
2
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
2
|
|
/toy/ v /pol/
Background:
Stadium: Legoland
|
14 May 2023, 17:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 518
|
Madoka Titus 16' O.T. Chainsaw 26' >rockyeet 47' Woody 58', 59', 82', 89'
|
|
31' Moonman
64' Happening of the Year/Month/Week/Day
68' Assad
76' (((Jews)))
|
|
Assists
|
|
Optimus Prime 16' Woody 26' Madoka Titus 58', 89' Danbo 59' O.T. Chainsaw 82'
|
|
31' Doompaul
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Detolf Shelves |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Nubs Destiny |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
Shelfwarmer |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Drossel |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Do This Pose! |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
Danbo |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
Headdie Brock |
|
|
|
 |
 |
O.T. Chainsaw |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Woody |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Optimus Prime |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Madoka Titus |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Space Ghost |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
Brick Built Tahu |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
Skeleton Army |
72' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Managerless
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Buck Breaking |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>rockyeet |
48' |
|
|
 |
 |
Sonnenrad |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Yedolf Westler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Inmate Trump |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
I Hate the Antichrist |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
(((Jews))) |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Happening of the Year/Month/Week/Day |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Doompaul |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Hitler |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Moonman |
64' |
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Assad |
48' |
|
|
 |
 |
In Store Prices |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
Unaboomer |
72' |
|
|
Manager:
|
GaryD12 !!8lh/KG0boAN horsbussy !!TOzsdmtlfd2
|
|
Man of the Match:
Woody (/toy/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
45
|
|
55
|
Shots (on target)
|
11
|
|
8
|
(11)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
1
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
|
Passes (made)
|
125
|
|
175
|
(102)
|
|
(155)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
82
|
|
89
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
4
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
11
|
Tackles
|
6
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
4
|
|