Group E of the 2024 4chan Winter Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/wsg/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
2 |
6 |
6
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/a/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
6
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/lit/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
6 |
10 |
-4 |
3
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/jp/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
4 |
10 |
-6 |
3
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/jp/ v /a/
Background:
Stadium: The Untrodden Valley
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20 January 2024, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 473
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8' Pierce the Heavens 61', 72' ENTER 80' Cowboy Bebop
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Assists
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8' Puffy Vulva 61' Yotsuba 72' Cowboy Bebop 80' ENTER
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Kit:
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Dekinai-chan |
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Corndog Tenshi |
70' |
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Giant Yukari |
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Jestress |
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Divegrass Autist Idol |
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Timestop Rapist |
70' |
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Take it Easy! |
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Ai-chan |
70' |
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Shiteyanyo |
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Get out of /jp/ |
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Billy Herrington |
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Substitutions:
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Local Friendly Game Thread |
70' |
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Dollfie Shinku |
70' |
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TTKZ |
70' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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Kit:
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QUALITY |
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Smug Anime Face |
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Inferno Cop |
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Puffy Vulva |
61' |
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Lelouch |
61' |
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Bocchi 2 Bocchi |
61' |
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I M A G I N E |
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ENTER |
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Yotsuba |
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Pierce the Heavens |
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Cowboy Bebop |
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Substitutions:
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Nyanpasu~ |
61' |
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P R O C R E A T E |
61' |
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"THAT" |
61' |
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Manager:
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Kirakino Jnt
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Man of the Match:
ENTER (/a/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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59
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41
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Shots (on target)
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7
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8
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(3)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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4
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1
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Free Kicks
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2
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1
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Passes (made)
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170
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114
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(142)
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(97)
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Passes Completed (%)
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84
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85
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Crosses
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9
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4
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Interceptions
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9
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9
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Tackles
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4
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6
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Saves
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2
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2
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/wsg/ v /lit/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting (in truth they did, but the match was later voided due to post-tournament controversy).
Stadium: Animation Alley
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20 January 2024, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 511
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You Should Kill Yourself... Now! 7' Ricardo Milos 28' Chinese Steel Worker 34', 62'
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Assists
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Gondola 7', 28', 34' You Should Kill Yourself... Now! 62'
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Kit:
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To Be Continued |
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Motherfucking Newports |
63' |
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Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs |
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Why Are You Gay? |
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Thirst Impact |
18' |
63' |
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Did He Died? |
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Duane |
63' |
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Chinese Steel Worker |
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You Should Kill Yourself... Now! |
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Gondola |
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Ricardo Milos |
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Substitutions:
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wtf is this real? |
63' |
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Look At Him Go! |
63' |
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Big Man Tyrone |
63' |
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Manager:
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centralnegro !!TIGcXBQSBUt
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Kit:
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The Entire Western Canon |
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Arse Full of Farts |
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knee-chee |
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Huge Orson Welles |
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Paradife Loft |
83' |
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No Discernible Talent |
63' |
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my diary desu |
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A.M. Pinecone |
83' |
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Lolita Wanted It |
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DFW |
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Start With the Greeks |
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Substitutions:
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This Was Once Revealed to Me in a Dream |
63' |
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Behold, a Book! |
83' |
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Jewish Nigger Lassalle |
83' |
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Manager:
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TrickyDick !!LsEdMTSFTMN Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX SM !!K7UPgnq6Ao2
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Man of the Match:
Chinese Steel Worker (/wsg/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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48
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52
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Shots (on target)
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13
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4
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(8)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
|
2
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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|
1
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Free Kicks
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1
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2
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Passes (made)
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124
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164
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(110)
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(140)
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Passes Completed (%)
|
89
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|
85
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Crosses
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6
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|
7
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Interceptions
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12
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6
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Tackles
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3
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4
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Saves
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3
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5
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/jp/ v /wsg/
Background:
Stadium: The Untrodden Valley
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26 January 2024, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 477
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Get out of /jp/ 78' Billy Herrington 85'
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59' Ricardo Milos
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Assists
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Divegrass Autist Idol 78' Whalehu 85'
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59' You Should Kill Yourself... Now!
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Kit:
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Captain Meido |
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Gazer |
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Jestress |
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VIRGOTRON-R20 |
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Neco-arc |
70' |
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Love is Suffering |
70' |
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TTKZ |
70' |
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Take it Easy! |
79' |
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Shiteyanyo |
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Get out of /jp/ |
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Billy Herrington |
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Substitutions:
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Divegrass Autist Idol |
70' |
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Dollfie Shinku |
70' |
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Whalehu |
70' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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Kit:
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To Be Continued |
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wtf is this real? |
70' |
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Dr. Ivo Robotnik |
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Lamp Oil, Rope, Bombs |
84' |
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Multi-Track Listening |
78' |
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Sensible Chuckle |
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Big Man Tyrone |
70' |
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Chinese Steel Worker |
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You Should Kill Yourself... Now! |
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Gondola |
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Ricardo Milos |
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Substitutions:
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Motherfucking Newports |
70' |
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Literally Me |
70' |
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Thirst Impact |
78' |
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Manager:
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centralnegro !!TIGcXBQSBUt
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Man of the Match:
Get out of /jp/ (/jp/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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52
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48
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Shots (on target)
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6
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8
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(4)
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(4)
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Fouls (offside)
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2
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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0
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Free Kicks
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0
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2
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Passes (made)
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139
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131
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(113)
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(112)
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Passes Completed (%)
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81
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|
85
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Crosses
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6
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5
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Interceptions
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9
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|
12
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Tackles
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6
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7
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Saves
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2
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3
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/a/ v /lit/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting (they technically have in a friendly, but the match was voided due to host rigging).
Stadium: Akihabara Denki-Gai
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26 January 2024, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 486
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Yotsuba 4', 12', 45+0', 53'
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33' Start With the Greeks
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Assists
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Pierce the Heavens 4', 45+0', 53'
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33' DFW
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Kit:
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W I D E F A C E |
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Kill Yourself |
57' |
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Sakurafish |
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Smug Anime Face |
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Puffy Vulva |
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Lelouch |
57' |
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Bocchi 2 Bocchi |
57' |
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ENTER |
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Yotsuba |
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Pierce the Heavens |
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Cowboy Bebop |
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Substitutions:
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Panzer Vor! |
57' |
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P R O C R E A T E |
57' |
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Vape Duck |
57' |
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Manager:
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Kirakino Jnt
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Kit:
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Action Camus |
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Arse Full of Farts |
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Muh Spooks |
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Huge Orson Welles |
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Behold, a Book! |
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No Discernible Talent |
74' |
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my diary desu |
74' |
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Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner |
74' |
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Lolita Wanted It |
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DFW |
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Start With the Greeks |
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Substitutions:
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This Was Once Revealed to Me in a Dream |
74' |
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A.M. Pinecone |
74' |
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Jewish Nigger Lassalle |
74' |
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Manager:
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TrickyDick !!LsEdMTSFTMN Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX SM !!K7UPgnq6Ao2
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Man of the Match:
Yotsuba (/a/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
48
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52
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Shots (on target)
|
11
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|
5
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(8)
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|
(1)
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Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
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(0)
|
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Passes (made)
|
138
|
|
139
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(120)
|
|
(122)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
87
|
|
88
|
Crosses
|
6
|
|
3
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
9
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Tackles
|
4
|
|
5
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Saves
|
0
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|
4
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/wsg/ v /a/
Background:
Stadium: Animation Alley
|
28 January 2024, 19:40 UTC
|
Attendance: 626
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Ricardo Milos 18' Gondola 27', 37'
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Assists
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Gondola 18' Chinese Steel Worker 27' Ricardo Milos 37'
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Kit:
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To Be Continued |
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Motherfucking Newports |
84' |
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Wasted |
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Why Are You Gay? |
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Thirst Impact |
71' |
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Sensible Chuckle |
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Duane |
84' |
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Chinese Steel Worker |
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You Should Kill Yourself... Now! |
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Gondola |
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Ricardo Milos |
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Substitutions:
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Multi-Track Listening |
71' |
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|
wtf is this real? |
84' |
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Big Man Tyrone |
84' |
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Manager:
|
centralnegro !!TIGcXBQSBUt
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Kit:
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QUALITY |
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Kill Yourself |
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Boku No Pico |
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Inferno Cop |
|
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Nyanpasu~ |
71' |
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Lelouch |
71' |
|
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Bocchi 2 Bocchi |
71' |
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|
ENTER |
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Yotsuba |
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Pierce the Heavens |
|
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Cowboy Bebop |
|
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Substitutions:
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Puffy Vulva |
71' |
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P R O C R E A T E |
71' |
|
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|
"THAT" |
71' |
|
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Manager:
|
Kirakino Jnt
|
|
Man of the Match:
Gondola (/wsg/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
35
|
|
65
|
Shots (on target)
|
4
|
|
4
|
(4)
|
|
(1)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes (made)
|
85
|
|
179
|
(72)
|
|
(157)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
85
|
|
88
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Crosses
|
2
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
7
|
|
7
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Tackles
|
8
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
1
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/lit/ v /jp/
Background:
Stadium: the Colosseum
|
28 January 2024, 20:20 UTC
|
Attendance: 614
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Start With the Greeks 4', 40', 66' my diary desu 21' Lolita Wanted it 45+1'
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7' Shiteyanyo 34' Billy Herrington
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Assists
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DFW 21' Lolita Wanted it 40' my diary desu 45+1' Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner 66'
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7' Billy Herrington 34' Shiteyanyo
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Kit:
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The Entire Western Canon |
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Arse Full of Farts |
|
|
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Muh Spooks |
|
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knee-chee |
|
|
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Paradife Loft |
7' |
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No Discernible Talent |
66' |
|
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Bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner |
66' |
|
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my diary desu |
85' |
|
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|
|
Lolita Wanted It |
|
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DFW |
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Start With the Greeks |
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Substitutions:
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This Was Once Revealed to Me in a Dream |
66' |
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|
A.M. Pinecone |
66' |
|
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Jewish Nigger Lassalle |
85' |
|
|
Manager:
|
TrickyDick !!LsEdMTSFTMN Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX SM !!K7UPgnq6Ao2
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Kit:
|
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Dekinai-chan |
|
|
|
|
|
Local Friendly Game Thread |
|
|
|
|
|
Jestress |
|
|
|
|
|
Giant Yukari |
|
|
|
|
|
Neco-arc |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Dollfie Shinku |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Ai-chan |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Take it Easy! |
|
|
|
|
|
Shiteyanyo |
|
|
|
|
|
Get out of /jp/ |
|
|
|
|
|
Billy Herrington |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
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Divegrass Autist Idol |
66' |
|
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|
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Love is Suffering |
66' |
|
|
|
|
Whalehu |
66' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Managerless
|
|
Man of the Match:
Start With the Greeks (/lit/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
52
|
|
48
|
Shots (on target)
|
12
|
|
9
|
(10)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes (made)
|
153
|
|
131
|
(137)
|
|
(109)
|
Passes Completed (%)
|
90
|
|
83
|
Crosses
|
6
|
|
5
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
|
10
|
Tackles
|
2
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
4
|
|