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[s4s] (stylized /s4s/ for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by Moot, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch, with the S4squatches now being considered one of the stronger sides in the Cup.

The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers to the Elite level of play. [s4s]'s most recent cup performance was a 3rd-place finish in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup, and as such they will be participating in the 2019 4chan Summer Cup.

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/s4s/
Quis Tu Vertitis
S4s logo.png
/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Founded May 17, 2013
Owner ETi, Inc.
Gippo Dudee
IRL manager Shouganaina !!+HJ7qWns8oA DoubleNigger !!vJ4xN7F+JgX Fapoleon !!vLW/0AZEhwG
Team colors
HEX color DAA520
Cheeky Grin Gold
Ranking 4 (decrease 1)
Highest rank 3rd (Post-Spring Fetus '19)
Lowest rank 44th (Post-Autumn '13)
Top scorer Patrick Bateman (64)
Top assister Topkek (21)
Captain Patrick Bateman
Website /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Nickname [s4s]quatches
Shitp4sterS
Dubs FC
Home ground Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
35 11 26 72 48.61%
GF GA GD
149 125 +24
Biggest win
/s4s/ S4s icon.png 5–0 X icon.png /x/
20 February 2015
Biggest defeat
/ic/ Ic icon.png 5–0 S4s icon.png /s4s/
26 April 2014
First match
/gd/ Gd icon.png 3–1 S4s icon.png /s4s/
12 July 2013
Elite Cup
Appearances 7 (First in 2014 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 3rd, 2019 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 6 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 5th, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem All Star
Group Stage Victory Anthem Jazz Star
RO16 Victory Anthem Romance Star
Keksandra MotM Victory Anthem Boris x Keksandra
Cup Champions Victory Anthem Valinor Quartet - Hallelujah

Goal horn Hip To Be Square
Alternate goal horn I Need Dubs (Dubs goalhorn and Brace goalhorn)
Alternate goal horn KEK (For Topkek)
Alternate goal horn Hey There Keksandra (Keksandra goalhorn)
Kits
Home kit S4shome wc2015.png
Away kit S4saway-2016sc.png
Third kit S4s kit 4.png
Fourth kit S4s kit 3.png
Fifth kit S4sthird-2016sc.png


Roster

See also:

No. Position Player
GK
#fortune
RB
Yosho
CB
Dubs
CB
Flube
LB
Bury Smolhead
DMF
ses
DMF
Swaglord
CMF
Nice Grill
SS
Top Kek
SS
Keksandra
CF
Patrick Bateman Captain
No. Position Player
GK
youd be suprise
CB
wew lad
CB
Cowe
CB
snek court
LB
Ebin
RB
Jack Ruselel
DMF
:^)
DMF
le millenom girl
DMF
Ass
CMF
Flowre
CMF
Bury Ebil
CMF
Introducing

Team Photos

Team History

For earlier history: /s4s/ history

2019 4chan Winter Cup

After three Babby Cups in a row, [s4s] finally managed to break away from the babby curse and get back into the Elite cup. Poised and ready to show all the other teams how to be nice, [s4s] was drawn into a very tough and strong Group H, which included /sp/, /vr/, and /mlp/ (Best Friends :^) ). First match of the group was against an always tricky and capable /vr/, but with Winter 19 being run on >PES 16 the game went only one way from the very start, with [s4s] taking a dominant 5-2 victory over /vr/, thanks to braces from both Topkek and Bateman and a cheeky Keksandra goal at the 66th minute for Nice Dubs. The following match brought the "best friends" match against the two star horses of /mlp/. And that match ended anything but friendly for [s4s] as the team suffered a big 5-2 loss to the ponies, Keksandra and Bateman being the only scorers for [s4s]. With that loss, [s4s] needed a win in their last group match against the mighty /sp/artans of /sp/. Tensions and hyp was high as Boris's apartment nearly burned to the ground in the match prior (/mlp/ vs /vr/). The match began, and many believed that [s4s] had no chance in this match against a strong team like /sp/. Those doubts were washed away in the first 45 minutes as Keksandra already had a brace to put [s4s] 2-1 up. And from there, it was as if the Gods of Lel and Kek had blessed [s4s], because Keksandra ended up scoring a double brace in that match, with Topkek also netting a brace and Bateman also contributed in the goalfest, which ended the match in a crushing 7-3 cictory for [s4s]. Fun fact from that Match: Keksandra scored the 7th goal at the 77th minute which was the 7th shot on target, check those digits. The echoes of that match were heard all across the 4chan cup, and caused serious turmoil in the /sp/ managment. As for [s4s], an elite knockout was finally here again for the first time since winter 17, and a spot in the Summer Elite was secured.

In the KO draw, [s4s] was matched up against /g/, which looked unstopabble in the group stage. Matchday dawned, and the match was a huge nailbiter, [s4s] had a 3-2 lead thanks to a Bateman hat trick, up untill 90+3, when Install Gentoo managed to score a last second buzzer and bring the game to ET and cause a huge heart attack in the [s4s] management. nevertheless, as ET began, things were incredibly close, and at the end of the first ET, Top Kek managed to get the score up to 4-3 for [s4s]. But as second ET began, /g/ brought it back to 4-4. As the time went on, and ass clenching got stronger, the match seemed to be going to benuldies. But out of nowhere Top Kek scored at the 117th Minute and brought [s4s] to their first elite quarter final since 2015. Next opponent was a surprising /biz/, who reached their first ever elite knockouts. From the start of the Match, [s4s] took a commanding position on the pitch, with a rock solid defense and ball control, and the first half ended a surprisingly boring 0-0. Second half began, and Patrick Bateman found his way to the goal and scored for a 1-0 lead. After that Keksandra and Topkek also scored, to bring the final score to 3-1 for [s4s]. Thus, [s4s] reached their first ever elite semi final, and facing them in the semi was the even more surprising team of /3/. During the match, it was extremely close to call, as both teams had a goal a piece, with Keksandra scoring for [s4s]. Extra time began, and in the ET, /3/ shown to be the better team and with a goal from Utah Teapot at 105+1 sent [s4s] to the THIRD PLACE match.

And what a Third Place match it would be, as the team [s4s] had to play was none other than summer champions /vg/. The stage was set for an exciting match and it turned to be exactly that, with [s4s] taking an early lead thanks to Keksandra scoring two goals in the first 20 minutes to bring the result to 2-0 for [s4s]. However, /vg/ shown why they were the summer champions, and by the 80th minute thanks to a GOGETA DA brace and an Apex goal, the result was 3-2 for /vg/. Things seemed bleak for [s4s], but as always, Patrick Bateman is there when most needed, as he leveled the game at the 83rd minute from a corner kick header. Match was entering the 90+ period and it seemed like Extra time was Again gonna happen. [s4s] got a corner kick at 90+1 after which nothing was the same. SES Took the kick, with one of /vg/ defenders clearing the ball, the ball coming outside the box to Nice Grill, and she shot the nicest blooter ever, into the top net, to score her first and only goal this cup, despite being a medal. That goal however was the most important of the cup you could argue, as thanks to that amazing goal, the match ended 4-3 for [s4s], and [s4s] was the winner of the THIRD PLACE TROPHY! Nice Grill's squat toilet blooter was also declared the goal of the tournament, aswell as Keksandra taking the joint best player of the cup award, to complete the most successful cup in [s4s]'s history, and leave on high marks towards the 2019 4chan Summer Cup.

Match History

Match Date Opponent Competition Result Goal Scorers
July 12, 2013

Gd icon.png /gd/

2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies

3-1 L

Shrek Goal 86'

July 20, 2013

B icon.png /b/

2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies

1-0 W

Quads Goal 22'

September 21, 2013

An icon.png /an/

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies

2-0 L
October 5, 2013

Fa icon.png /fa/

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies

1-0 W

Shrek Goal 36'

October 25, 2013

O icon.png /o/

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

4-2 W

Shrek Goal 13'40'
Patrick Bateman Goal 35'
Top Kek Goal 48'

October 26, 2013

3 icon.png /3/

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

3-0 W

Patrick Bateman Goal 50'
Shrek Goal 70'78'

October 27, 2013

Wsg icon.png /wsg/

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

2-1 W

Shrek Goal 70'77'

October 27, 2013

Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers

1-1 D

Shrek Goal 65'

November 16, 2013

Pol icon.png /pol/

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

2-1 L

Shrek Goal 34'

November 22, 2013

Cgl icon.png /cgl/

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

1-1 D

Shrek Goal 65'

November 24, 2013

R9k icon.png /r9k/

2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

4-4 D

Shrek Goal 18'37'52'65'

January 11, 2014

Vg icon.png /vg/

2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies

1-0 L
January 19, 2014

Trv icon.png /trv/

2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies

1-1 D

Shrek Goal 56'

April 6, 2014

O icon.png /o/

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages

2-1 L

[s4s]-Tan Goal 90+'

April 11, 2014

Tv icon.png /tv/

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages

3-3 D

Patrick Bateman Goal 16'71'
[s4s]-Tan Goal 59'

April 13, 2014

Vr icon.png /vr/

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages

1-0 W Patrick Bateman Goal 42'
April 19, 2014

Hr icon.png /hr/

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages

2-1 W Patrick Bateman Goal 13'70'
April 26, 2014

Ic icon.png /ic/

2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16

5-0 L
May 31, 2014

Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/

2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies

2-1 L Patrick Bateman Goal 33'
June 7, 2014

Hm icon.png /hm/

2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies

2-1 W [s4s]-Tan Goal 34'39'
July 19, 2014

Soc icon.png /soc/

2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

4-2 W Cory Baxter Goal 16'37'
Patrick Bateman Goal 33'
[s4s]-Tan Goal 82'
July 26, 2014

Pol icon.png /pol/

2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

2-2 D

Cory Baxter Goal 42'
[s4s]-Tan Goal 74'

July 27, 2014

Asp icon.png /asp/

2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

2-1 L

Topkek Goal 73'

July 27, 2014

X icon.png /x/

2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages

1(6)-1(5) L

[s4s]-Tan Goal 81'

February 14, 2015

M icon.png /m/

2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

3-0 W

Topkek Goal 8'76'
Nice Grill Goal 29'

February 20, 2015

X icon.png /x/

2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

5-0 W

Dubs Goal 41'
Patrick Bateman Goal 44'58'60'66'

February 22, 2015

Mlp icon.png /mlp/

2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

1-1 D

[s4s]-Tan Goal 3'

February 28, 2015

Sci icon.png /sci/

2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16

3-0 W

D A N K M E M E S Goal 13'69'
Patrick Bateman Goal 45+'

March 1, 2015

Tg icon.png /tg/

2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals

3-2 L

Patrick Bateman Goal 15'
Nice Grill Goal 25'

July 31, 2015

Mu icon.png /mu/

2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

1-1 D Patrick Bateman Goal 65'
August 2, 2015

Sci icon.png /sci/

2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

4-1 W [s4s]-Tan Goal 4'74'83'
Patrick Bateman Goal 34'
August 8, 2015

Gd icon.png /gd/

2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

4-3 L Patrick Bateman Goal 13'44'70'
October 24, 2015

3 icon.png /3/

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

1-0 W Patrick Bateman Goal 34'
October 30, 2015

A icon.png /a/

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

3-1 L Patrick Bateman Goal 71'
November 1, 2015

Toy icon.png /toy/

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

4-3 W Patrick Bateman Goal 4'90+'
[s4s]-Tan Goal 30'
Ebin Goal 42'
November 8, 2015

Adv icon.png /adv/

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

2-1 W [s4s]-Tan Goal 18'
Patrick Bateman Goal 87'
November 14, 2015

Sp icon.png /sp/

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16

4-3 W (a.e.t.) Patrick Bateman Goal 31'78'
Topkek Goal 40'
Snek Court Goal 111'
November 15, 2015

Pol icon.png /pol/

2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals

2-0 L
February 20, 2016

G icon.png /g/

2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

4-0 W Patrick Bateman Goal 7'73'85'
[s4s]-Tan Goal 29'
February 26, 2015

R9k icon.png /r9k/

2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

1-1 D Patrick Bateman Goal 25'
February 28, 2016

Gd icon.png /gd/

2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

4-0 L
March 5, 2016

Asp icon.png /asp/

2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16

2(4)-2(3) W Nice Grill Goal 41'
Patrick Bateman Goal 59'
March 6, 2016

Mu icon.png /mu/

2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals

3-2 L Topkek Goal 14'
Patrick Bateman Goal 45+3'
August 6, 2016

M icon.png /m/

2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

2-2 D Topkek Goal 38'
Patrick Bateman Goal 61'
August 12, 2016

Tv icon.png /tv/

2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

2-1 W Topkek Goal 35'
Patrick Bateman Goal 42'
August 14, 2016

Biz icon.png /biz/

2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

2-1 W Patrick Bateman Goal 30'
Nice Grill Goal 53'
August 20, 2016

Adv icon.png /adv/

2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16

3-0 L
February 11, 2017

N icon.png /n/

2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

3-1 W Topkek Goal 21'
Patrick Bateman Goal 53'80'
February 17, 2017

Asp icon.png /asp/

2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

1-0 L
February 19, 2017

U icon.png /u/

2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

2-1 W Topkek Goal 38'43'
February 25, 2017

Gd icon.png /gd/

2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16

5-2 L Patrick Bateman Goal 45+0'58'
July 28, 2017

His icon.png /his/

2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

3-2 L Patrick Bateman Goal 18'
Keksandra Goal 90+2'
July 30, 2017

Asp icon.png /asp/

2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

3-3 D Patrick Bateman Goal 48'90+0'
Keksandra Goal 7'
August 5, 2017

Wg icon.png /wg/

2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages

1-2 L Keksandra Goal 90+2'
October 27, 2017

A icon.png /a/

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

1-3 L Patrick Bateman Goal 45+0'
October 29, 2017

Vp icon.png /vp/

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

1-2 W Patrick Bateman Goal 21'90+0'
October 29, 2017

R9k icon.png /r9k/

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

2-1 W TOPKEK Goal 15'59'
May 4,2018

Jp icon.png /jp/

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages

2-0 W Patrick Bateman Goal 23'
Slut Sanae Scored 30'
May 6,2018

A icon.png /a/

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages

1-2 L Patrick Bateman Goal 19'
May 11,2018

T icon.png /t/

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages

2-3 L Patrick Bateman Goal 41'
Keksandra Goal 87'
May 14, 2018

C icon.png /c/

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages

3-1 W Patrick Bateman Goal 8'53'
Keksandra Goal 90+2'
October 26, 2018

O icon.png /o/

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

2-0 W Topkek Goal 51'
Patrick Bateman Goal 69' (pen.)
October 28, 2018

Mlp icon.png /mlp/

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

3-1 W Nice Grill Goal 13'
Topkek Goal 33'
Patrick Bateman Goal 52'
November 3, 2018

Wsg icon.png /wsg/

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages

5-1 W Nice Grill Goal 10'
Keksandra Goal 45+4'90+7'
Topkek Goal 49'
Flowre Goal 85'
November 10, 2018

Wg icon.png /wg/

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16

1(4)-1(3) L Patrick Bateman Goal 59'
February 16, 2018

Vr icon.png /vr/

2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

5-2 W Topkek Goal 11'28'
Patrick Bateman Goal 52'87'
Keksandra Goal 66'
February 22, 2019

Mlp icon.png /mlp/

2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

5-2 L Keksandra Goal 18'
Patrick Bateman Goal 81'
February 24, 2019

Sp icon.png /sp/

2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages

7-3 W Topkek Goal 6'37'
Patrick Bateman Goal 58'
Keksandra Goal 50'62'61'77'
March 2, 2019

G icon.png /g/

2019 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16

5-4 W (a.e.t.) Patrick Bateman Goal 22'41'51'
Topkek Goal 105+2'117'
March 3, 2019

Biz icon.png /biz/

2019 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals

3-1 W Patrick Bateman Goal 47'
Keksandra Goal 68'
Topkek Goal 88'
March 3, 2019

3 icon.png /3/

2019 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals

1-2 L (a.e.t.) Topkek Goal 38'
March 3, 2019

Vg icon.png /vg/

2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match

4-3 W Keksandra Goal 13'18'
Patrick Bateman Goal 83'
Nice Grill Goal 90+1'

Tournament History

Competition Win Draw Loss End result Notes
All friendlies 3 1 4 >friendliest team
>lose most of your friendlies
Fall-2013-Logo qualifiers.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 3 1 0 1st - Qualified >""""winning"""" a fetus
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 2 1 25th - Relegated >almost losing to autopilot /cgl/
>letting it slip against /r9k/
2014 Spring Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 1 2 16th - Promoted >getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 10th - Held Promotion First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png 2015 4chan Winter Cup 3 1 1 5th - Held Promotion Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/.
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 1 17th - Relegated Kerning10000.png
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 0 2 5th - Promoted >SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup 2 1 2 7th - Held Promotion >lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again
Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup 2 1 1 15th - Held Promotion Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/.
WC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Winter Cup 2 0 2 15th - Held Promotion THAT. FUCKING. KAT.
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 28th - Relegated The Dark Era begins.
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 0 1 17th - Failed to Promote The first of two 6-Point Hells.
SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 0 1 19th - Failed to Promote YOU GOT BEAT BY /T/.
The second of the aforementioned Hells.
ABC18 Design A.png 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3 0 1 11th - Promoted Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman.
Nice dubs though.
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 2 3rd Place WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY.

Statistics and Honors

Player Statistics

Note: players in italics are no longer active.

Player Goals
Patrick Bateman 64
Keksandra 30
Topkek 26
Shrek 17
Nice Grill 6
Cory Baxter 3
D A N K M E M E S 2
Ebin 1
Flowre 1
Snek Court 1
Quads 1
Player Assists
Topkek 21
Patrick Bateman 18
Keksandra 12
Nice Grill 11
Ebin 9
D A N K M E M E S 5
:^) 4
Shrek 4
Snek Court 3
Jack Ruselel 2
Ses 2
Ass 1
Bury Smolhead 1
Cowe 1
Yosho 1
Youd Be Surprise 1
Awoo~ 1
Cory Baxter 1
Me On The Left 1
Ojamajo Doremi 1
Yee 1
zrg 1
Player Saves
Walruse 50
#fortune 29
Doge 28
Kogasa 27
Swaglord 20
Youd Be Suprise 8
Le Purple Palmtree Man 5
My OC 4
Slowpoke 3
Donut Man 2
































Individual Honors

Team Honors

Rivalries

You'd think the nicest team in the 4chan Cup wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)

Board Rivalries

Sh*tpost Bowl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /b/ B icon.png

Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with ironic shitposting funposting, dubs threads, and useless content OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. The only official Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]'s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s]. 1W - 0D - 0L

Dumb Frogposting Bowl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /r9k/ R9k icon.png

Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. 1W - 2D - 0L

Meta Rivalries

"Seriously Guys It's Not Funny Anymore": S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /gd/ Gd icon.png

Never ever. NEVER EVER. 0W - 0D - 4L

Checkb Owl: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /lgbt/ Lgbt icon.png

In this matchup of two provisionals, something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies. 0W - 1D - 1L

Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.: S4s icon.png /s4s/ v. /mlp/ Mlp icon.png

Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Despite this, both teams again advanced. >rape and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup. Yet again, both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands all square, with each team having a win and a draw to their names. 1W - 1D - 1L

Gallery

Quotes

"But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."
DrBorisG

On his favorite team in the cup :^)


"IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!"
DrBorisG

After Patrick Bateman scored the final of five [s4s] goals against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup.


"BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!"
Old Man Sou

After Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.


"Ninety plus four, Ses on a corner kick, here we go!"
DrBorisG
"Seeeess..."
Jack
"Here comes that pause abuse, he already got one assist on it--"
Kekkels
"Nah, not unless, n--OH, OH YEAH, MAYBE, OKAY! NICE GRILL, NICE GAME! Nice Grill on the Squat Toilet! I got nothin' for this."
DrBorisG
"Well, I think we know what Goal of the Tournament is going to be."
Blinky

The commentary booth's reaction to Nice Grill's improbable last-gasp volley against to win the 2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match against /vg/.

Trivia

  • In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.
  • There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against /r9k/ in Autumn '13, Bateman against /x/ in Summer '15, and Keksandra against /sp/ in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.