/F1/

/F1/
/F1/WINSLOL
/F1/ - Cardrive
Founded 13 May, 1950 Manager Ron Benis Owner Bernie Shekelstone IRL manager TWAIN !etW8YWDwfY Team colors Chat color FF0000 Red Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer amd amx (10) Top assister () Captain GP2 ENGINE AAARGH Website /F1/ - Cardrive Nickname The Carbabbies
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 11 0 2 13 84.62%
GF GA GD 40 19 +21
Biggest win /F1/  6–2  /ar/ 18 September 2016 (UTC) Biggest defeat /F1/  0–3  /DM/ 20 March 2016 First match /Cosmos/  1–2  /F1/ 19 March 2016
/vg/ League Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Formula 1 Theme Tune Victory Anthem Ayrton Senna - Tema da vitória Goal horn ITV F1 Intro 2006 (taking the lead only) And Finland Loses Again / Gimi Goalhorn gondola end of the world Horn for everything else BBC Formula one 90's Starting Grid theme
Kits

Roster

(Obsolete, wait patiently)

No. Position Player #1   GK Potato #3   CB Bully #36   CB Gio the Nazi #44   CB Choco Senna #5   CMF Rain in 5 Minutes #18   CMF $tro££ #17   CMF Tractor Cunt #77   CMF And Finland Loses Again #10   CMF Daryl's Blurred House #7   SS Gimi #33   CF amd amx

No. Position Player #99   GK Fat Nick #11   CB Le Occasional Podium Man #4   CB Still I Rise #6   CB Bossberg #57   CB Arrivabenis #2   CB Formula Kino #30   CMF Joe, Lee and Palmer #21   CMF Wobbler #16   CMF Well Done Baku #14   CMF GP2 ENGINE AAARGH #9   CMF Universal Choking Sign #55   CMF VWL

Downloads

Tictacs
Aesthetics

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
17 April 2017	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl	3-1 W	33', 68', 90+3' Gimi  72' And Finland Loses Again
17 April 2017	/afl/	/sp/erb Owl	1-3 L	48' Daryl's Blurred House  82' Rain in 5 minutes
17 April 2017	/cyc/	/sp/erb Owl	2-1 W	5' amd amx  41'Wobbler  90+1' And Finland Loses Again
16 April 2017	/nfl/	/sp/erb Owl	4-1 W	21', 31', 69' amd amx  90+2'Gimi  26' Tractor Cunt  69'Daryl's Blurred House
16 April 2017	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl	2-0 W	22', 33' amd amx  46' Daryl's Blurred House  87' Universal Choking Sign
18 September 2016	/cyc/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	4-1 W	23', 74', 80' Choco Senna  33' And Finland Loses Again
18 September 2016	/ar/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	6-2 W	5' Tricky Ricky  11', 22' Choco Senna  32' And Finland Loses Again  38', 90' Gimi
18 September 2016	File:Choke icon.png /choke/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	5-2 W	8' Choco Senna  17', 83' amd amx  19', 43' Gimi
17 September 2016	/rz/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	3-2 W	17', 77' amd amx  39' Gimi
20 March 2016	/DM/	The Decision 2	0-3 L
20 March 2016	/Seattle/	The Decision 2	4-2 W	13', 79' GP2 ENGINE AAARGH  19', 24' Wobbler
19 March 2016	/mls/	The Decision 2	4-0 W	45+1', 90+2' Wobbler  57' GP2 ENGINE AAARGH  74' Murdernado
19 March 2016	/Cosmos/	The Decision 2	2-1 W	53' GP2 ENGINE AAARGH  62' Wobbler

Detailed roster (WIP)

Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	Description
40	Mr. Safety Car		Ready to be deployed whenever /f1/ strays (too much) off-topic
17	Tractor Cunt		Always on the prowl for unsuspecting preys getting stuck in the gravel

Defenders

No.	Name	Picture	Description
8	NOTHING IS SOLVE		Shifting the blame to the car since 2009.
99	THICCtoria		A walking ball of lard that sweats fat when her brother does okay.
3	HIS TIME		A stopped clock is right twice a day.
4	#TeamFlörsch		Formula 4 driver and the closest thing motorsport has to a competent female open wheel racer.
5	Nice "sport"		Favourite shitpost of the Americans tired of /turnleft/.
35	LeGOAT		Template:Grentext
15	Rain in 5		Leading provider of memeworthy races, unfortunately shunned by race control.
9	Orange you glad I'm superhard?		> hypersoft somehow softer than ultrasoft
26	Punsihed Kvyat		Cursed with the ability to make Verstappen win every time he gets demoted, now picked up by Ferrari in the hope of harnessing his power.
77	Buttass		Doesn't have the appeal of Gimi nor the ability of Choco Senna and is cucked by his wife's horses.

Midfield

No.	Name	Picture	Description
5	VETTEE		One of the finest spectator shitpost in recent memory
12	And Finland Loses Again		With two Finns on the grid, even one winning ensures the other loses
44	Choco Senna		As with the original, a highly controversial figure because of his undeniable talent but complete cuntness
16	>Ferrari strategy		>keeping an old man with dead tyres out to block the fastest car on the grid on fresh prime rubber
10	MercedesWinsLol		Safest bet for qualifying, race and championship results since 2014
33	amd amx		*engine dies*
27	Le No Podium Man		The Hulkenberg Internet Defense Force will tell you it's just 100+ cases of bad luck
6	Mana		The love of a poster's life turned into a general obsession
14	Optimal career choices		>comes into a well established team >creates a toxic atmosphere >doesn't win >moves to next team

Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	Description
1	Potato		"Living" reminder that 7 WDC won't protect you from a well placed rock.
7	GIMI :DDDDDDD		Nonchalant, past his prime, autistic, endless source of memes, what else can you say about the best driver and defending world champion from ten years ago?