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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;" | '''/sp/ - Sports''' [[File:Sp icon.png|link=|text-top|25px]]
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;" | '''/u/ - Yuri''' [[File:U icon.png|link=|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ranking: 9th
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ranking: 1st
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Messi'''</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Le Cut Inside Man'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''George Costanza'''</span>
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Purest Form of Love'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Akkarin'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Homucifer'''</span>, <span style="background:#A57164">'''BEFRIENDING'''</span>, <span style="background:#A57164">'''Feito-chan'''</span>
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Recent Form: '''D''' '''W''' '''W''' '''W''' '''L'''  
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Recent Form: '''L''' '''W''' '''W''' '''W''' '''W'''  
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Are [[:/sp/]], dare I say it, back? Of course not -- how can you be "back" when you were never NOT the 4chan Cup's PREMIER team? ([[:/a/|Weebs]], [[:/mlp/|horsefuckers]], [[:/u/|lesbians]], [[:/lgbt/|gays]], and [[:/pol/|/pol/]]edditors, your presence is no longer required; vacate your claims to this honor immediately.) Cheeky banter aside, though, /sp/'s history has been a bumpy one since its [[:2013 4chan Winter Cup|Winter win]] of years past. Though consecutive Round of 16 exits to [[:/v/|/v/]] and then FUCKING WEEBS in the cups to follow would dash many a /sp/artan's hopes of reclaiming their rightful second star, the prevailing wisdom at the time held (for good reason) that /sp/, like many other "big teams" of the time, were simply too big to fail -- and so any knockout exit would simply be a temporary inconvenience.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | If only the power of true love can break a curse, then no team is more fairytale than '''[[/u/]]'''.
 
And then there were two.
And indeed, curse after curse after curse has haunted /u/, even from inception. As was the fate of all teams a {{tt|future commissioner helmed|see: Boris and /hr/, Lear and /w/}}, /u/'s early history was crash-and-burn -- only qualifying for their first Elite Cup by virtue of Dragongate's upheaval. But once Elite, /u/ would stay there. {{tt|Occasional sojourns|Spring 14 and 17, Autumn 16}} into the Babbies aside, /u/ began to build a reputation as the strongest team, bar none, to never have won a star. Until [[2016 4chan Winter Cup|Winter 2016]], it had been said that /u/ was cursed never to win a quarter-final -- and there, they lost in a final to [[/fit/]]. They would make the final again, a year and a half later -- only to lose, again, this time to a resurgent [[/lgbt/]]. And so the chants of "c/u/rsed" continued -- and worse, cup superstition had by then come to associate /u/ with a graver curse: that of meeting [[/mlp/]] in the group stage, an ill omen that twice lead the dreaded horsefuckers to a star.
 
Two, in fact, seems to be /sp/'s most ill-starred number: two goals crashed them into the Babbies; two seasons would they languish there, missing the Elites; and most importantly -- two stars (for real) always seem just out of reach for them. Not that /sp/'s habit of managerial turnover helped matters, either: they would go through managers as often as Cup cycles, fans demanding sackings as often as there were managers to sack -- and often plunging new and untested talent head-first into the fire. And so, with a new year of PES ahead of us, and /sp/ gearing up for a [[:2018 4chan Winter Cup|Winter Cup]] yet again in the wake of one of its best managers' resignation, the question poses itself again -- {{tt|will it finally be their year, or will /sp/ fookin' slip on the Winter ice?|More importantly, will /sp/ ever beat /a/ in El Clasico?}}
[[2018 4chan Winter Cup|This Winter]], /u/ was determined not to let history repeat.  
 
This and more in the Winter to come -- until then, /sp/artans, wave your flags high.
In a stunning show, /u/ once again marched to the final, crushing [[/co/]], [[/sci/]], [[/n/]] -- and, yes, /mlp/ -- along the way. The gears of destiny, however, would move mighty and nigh-inexorable as on the other side /mlp/ returned to an Elite final, here to claim once more what seemed all but their third star -- and the match to follow was as much a defiance of fate as it was one for the record books. A tactical duel marked by /u/'s desperate defense against an all-out /mlp/ assault, /u/ would nonetheless take the lead thrice on their precise and deadly play, only to be denied straight victory at the last second by the invocation of /mlp/'s most eldritch spell: a cheeky stoppage goal to send an Elite final to penalties for the first time.
 
Call it a miracle, call it a script, call it whatever you like -- but ten kicks later, /u/ emerged victorious, and now, at last, they stand at the pinnacle of the 4chan Cup as living proof of one thing, and one thing only: it is love, pure love, that conquers all.
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Revision as of 23:43, 7 March 2018

U ft wc18.jpg /u/ - Yuri U icon.png
Ranking: 1st
Key Players: Purest Form of Love, Akkarin, Homucifer, BEFRIENDING, Feito-chan
Recent Form: L W W W W
If only the power of true love can break a curse, then no team is more fairytale than u.

And indeed, curse after curse after curse has haunted /u/, even from inception. As was the fate of all teams a future commissioner helmed, /u/'s early history was crash-and-burn -- only qualifying for their first Elite Cup by virtue of Dragongate's upheaval. But once Elite, /u/ would stay there. Occasional sojourns into the Babbies aside, /u/ began to build a reputation as the strongest team, bar none, to never have won a star. Until Winter 2016, it had been said that /u/ was cursed never to win a quarter-final -- and there, they lost in a final to fit. They would make the final again, a year and a half later -- only to lose, again, this time to a resurgent lgbt. And so the chants of "c/u/rsed" continued -- and worse, cup superstition had by then come to associate /u/ with a graver curse: that of meeting mlp in the group stage, an ill omen that twice lead the dreaded horsefuckers to a star.

This Winter, /u/ was determined not to let history repeat.

In a stunning show, /u/ once again marched to the final, crushing co, sci, n -- and, yes, /mlp/ -- along the way. The gears of destiny, however, would move mighty and nigh-inexorable as on the other side /mlp/ returned to an Elite final, here to claim once more what seemed all but their third star -- and the match to follow was as much a defiance of fate as it was one for the record books. A tactical duel marked by /u/'s desperate defense against an all-out /mlp/ assault, /u/ would nonetheless take the lead thrice on their precise and deadly play, only to be denied straight victory at the last second by the invocation of /mlp/'s most eldritch spell: a cheeky stoppage goal to send an Elite final to penalties for the first time.

Call it a miracle, call it a script, call it whatever you like -- but ten kicks later, /u/ emerged victorious, and now, at last, they stand at the pinnacle of the 4chan Cup as living proof of one thing, and one thing only: it is love, pure love, that conquers all.

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