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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Where were you when BIG STRONG MUSCULAR ELITE Sydney FC saved the league?">Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Where were you when BIG STRONG MUSCULAR ELITE Sydney FC saved the league?">Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Apparently leafs want their own league now, looks to be even more meme and comfy than MLS.">Canadian Premier League</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="A writer on mlssoccer.com known as the 'Armchair Analyst', constantly shills for more MLS players on the USMNT roster. /mls/'s most pervasive boogeyman and the ultimate antithesis of the Euroboo. Also reminds MLS coaches and GMs daily to Play Your Kids.">Doyle</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="A writer on mlssoccer.com known as the 'Armchair Analyst', constantly shills for more MLS players on the USMNT roster. /mls/'s most pervasive boogeyman and the ultimate antithesis of the Euroboo. Also reminds MLS coaches and GMs daily to Play Your Kids.">Doyle</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a feature of the MLS's complicated salary cap rules, Designates Players are players who a team can pay as much money as they want. Period. Basically the real-life equivalent of medals.">Designated Player</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a feature of the MLS's complicated salary cap rules, Designates Players are players who a team can pay as much money as they want. Period. Basically the real-life equivalent of medals.">Designated Player</span>}} | ||
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{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s own NPSL expansion team. Currently scheduled to enter the league in 2020.">AFC Anchorage</span>}} | {{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s own NPSL expansion team. Currently scheduled to enter the league in 2020.">AFC Anchorage</span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="COME ON SEATTLE">FIGHT AND WIN</span>}} | {{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="COME ON SEATTLE">FIGHT AND WIN</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq start player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Named for the coach who uses the tactics, Ben Olson of DC United, Bennyball makes for a very slurpy game of divegrass. It usually involves very few shots, high shot accuracy [1(1) being the most extreme form of this], bus parking, and lotsa murder.">Bennyball</span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="implying perf">{{greentext|perf}}</span>}} | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="implying perf">{{greentext|perf}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Chivas 2.0 and their Chicano supporters eternally BTFO by one based Swede.">zLAtan</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Chivas 2.0 and their Chicano supporters eternally BTFO by one based Swede.">zLAtan</span>}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="General Allocation Money and Targeted Allocation Money, both are a part of MLS's autistic salary cap and player acquisition rules. Teams have unironically made trades of nothing but money.">GAM/TAM</span>}} | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="General Allocation Money and Targeted Allocation Money, both are a part of MLS's autistic salary cap and player acquisition rules. Teams have unironically made trades of nothing but money.">GAM/TAM</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="why even live?">{{greentext|tfw no qt nwsl gf}}</span>}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="why even live?">{{greentext|tfw no qt nwsl gf}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="getting replaced">Placeholder</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="The debate continues as to whether or not the United States should implement a promotion/relegation system.">Pro/Rel</span>}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="The debate continues as to whether or not the United States should implement a promotion/relegation system.">Pro/Rel</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="I guess we won't be making it to the world cup then.">Tripadvisor and Trivago</span>}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="I guess we won't be making it to the world cup then.">Tripadvisor and Trivago</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s favorite shitty meme team that didn't get a DP until a month into their second year in the league. AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO">loons}} | {{sq player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s favorite shitty meme team that didn't get a DP until a month into their second year in the league. AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO">loons}} | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Known to many as one of the greatest strikers in MLS history, but his team has been and always will be shit.">Windows</span>}} | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Known to many as one of the greatest strikers in MLS history, but those of us in /mls/ know that he's nothing but a bad meme. Also his team has been and always will be shit.">Windows</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP">DOOP</span>}} | {{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP">DOOP</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="some autistic Fatlanta fan kept spamming this during the runup to Atlanta United's Inagural Season. They also regularly posted pictures of the progress that they were making when building that Gigantic Metal Anus they call a stadium.">{{greentext|soon}}}}</span> | {{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="some autistic Fatlanta fan kept spamming this during the runup to Atlanta United's Inagural Season. They also regularly posted pictures of the progress that they were making when building that Gigantic Metal Anus they call a stadium.">{{greentext|soon}}}}</span> | ||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Wogs love this sport.">Wogball</span>}} | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Wogs love this sport.">Wogball</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="getting replaced">Placeholder</span>}} | ||
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Welcome to /mls/ + /ayy/, a merged general for two divegrass leagues that are always comfy
Exports
Tictacs: Official Tictacticool Genes
Assthics: Prelim Aesthetic Export
Music: Music Export
Upcoming Matches/Recent Results
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| June 30, 2018 |  /pmmm/
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Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV | 2-4 L | Doyle 20', 26'
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| July 7, 2018 |  /fhg/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 1-4 L | AFC Anchorage 81'
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| July 8, 2018 |  /nba/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 5-7 L | Doyle 5', 20', 83', 85' Andy 57'
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| July 14, 2018 |  /cbj/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 0-2 L | n/a |
Roster
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Match History
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| March 31, 2018 |  /f1/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 4-3 W | >perf 13', 21' GAM/TAM 81'FIGHT AND WIN 90+2'
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| April 1, 2018 |  /copalib/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 5-2 W | Bennyball 23' Wogball 54'>perf 82' (pen.), 89'AFC Anchorage 90+2'
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| April 7, 2018 |  /cyc/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 0-2 L | n/a |
| April 8, 2018 |  /ncaa/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 1-1 W (Pen.) | FIGHT AND WIN 08'
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| April 8, 2018 |  /trb/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 2-4 L | AFC Anchorage 86' >perf 90+1'
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| April 8, 2018 |  /arse/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 1-4 L | >perf 80'
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