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{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Where were you when BIG STRONG MUSCULAR ELITE Sydney FC saved the league?">Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Where were you when BIG STRONG MUSCULAR ELITE Sydney FC saved the league?">Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Apparently leafs want their own league now, looks to be even more meme and comfy than MLS.">Canadian Premier League</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Apparently leafs want their own league now, looks to be even more meme and comfy than MLS.">Canadian Premier League</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Named for the coach who uses the tactics, Ben Olson of DC United, Bennyball makes for a very slurpy game of divegrass. It usually involves very few shots, high shot accuracy [1(1) being the most extreme form of this], bus parking, and lotsa murder.">Bennyball</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a feature of the MLS's complicated salary cap rules, Designates Players are players who a team can pay as much money as they want. Period. Basically the real-life equivalent of medals.">Designated Player</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a feature of the MLS's complicated salary cap rules, Designates Players are players who a team can pay as much money as they want. Period. Basically the real-life equivalent of medals.">Designated Player</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Our favorite MLS-loving autistic Costa Rican.">Fernando Fernandez</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Our favorite MLS-loving autistic Costa Rican.">Fernando Fernandez</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="The greatest singer and halftime performer to ever exist. If you don't love Andy (no homo), then there is something seriously wrong with you.">ANDY</span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s own NPSL expansion team. Currently scheduled to enter the league in 2020.">AFC Anchorage</span>}} | {{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s own NPSL expansion team. Currently scheduled to enter the league in 2020.">AFC Anchorage</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="COME ON SEATTLE">FIGHT AND WIN</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq bronze player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="A writer on mlssoccer.com known as the 'Armchair Analyst', constantly shills for more MLS players on the USMNT roster. /mls/'s most pervasive boogeyman and the ultimate antithesis of the Euroboo. Also reminds MLS coaches and GMs daily to Play Your Kids.">Doyle</span>}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="implying perf">{{greentext|perf}}</span>}} | {{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="implying perf">{{greentext|perf}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Chivas 2.0 and their Chicano supporters eternally BTFO by one based Swede.">zLAtan</span>}} | ||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Some asswipe crybaby who wanted taxpayers to give him free stadiums. In Columbus, Ohio. He even threatened to move the team to Austin to try to get a free stadium. Thank fuck he's gone now.">Tony Precourt</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="General Allocation Money and Targeted Allocation Money, both are a part of MLS's autistic salary cap and player acquisition rules. Teams have unironically made trades of nothing but money.">GAM/TAM</span>}} | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="General Allocation Money and Targeted Allocation Money, both are a part of MLS's autistic salary cap and player acquisition rules. Teams have unironically made trades of nothing but money.">GAM/TAM</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="why even live?">{{greentext|tfw no qt nwsl gf}}</span>}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="why even live?">{{greentext|tfw no qt nwsl gf}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="some chicano NYCFC supporters who wanted to act tough like they were part of an Argentinian or Brazilian Ultras group. They ended up doing fuck all besides embarrasing anyone associated with NYCFC.">Chicano Neo-Nazis</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="The debate continues as to whether or not the United States should implement a promotion/relegation system.">Pro/Rel</span>}} | {{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="The debate continues as to whether or not the United States should implement a promotion/relegation system.">Pro/Rel</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="I guess we won't be making it to the world cup then.">Tripadvisor and Trivago</span>}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="I guess we won't be making it to the world cup then.">Tripadvisor and Trivago</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s favorite shitty meme team that didn't get a DP until a month into their second year in the league. AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO">loons}} | {{sq player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s favorite shitty meme team that didn't get a DP until a month into their second year in the league. AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO">loons}} | ||
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="The evil overlord puppetmaster bankers who won't let us implement pro/rel and want us to suffer with communist ponzi schemes in the disguise of soccer leagues.">SUMafia</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP">DOOP</span>}} | {{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP">DOOP</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="some autistic Fatlanta fan kept spamming this during the runup to Atlanta United's Inagural Season. They also regularly posted pictures of the progress that they were making when building that Gigantic Metal Anus they call a stadium.">{{greentext|soon}}}}</span> | {{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="some autistic Fatlanta fan kept spamming this during the runup to Atlanta United's Inagural Season. They also regularly posted pictures of the progress that they were making when building that Gigantic Metal Anus they call a stadium.">{{greentext|soon}}}}</span> | ||
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Wogs love this sport.">Wogball</span>}} | {{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Wogs love this sport.">Wogball</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Some meme midfielder who plays for Toronto. Apparently he's one of America's best, and he sells jerseys, but he's really not that great.">Memechael Bradley</span>}} | ||
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Welcome to /mls/ + /ayy/, a merged general for two divegrass leagues that are always comfy
Exports
Tictacs: Official Tictacticool Genes
Assthics: Prelim Aesthetic Export
Music: Music Export
Upcoming Matches/Recent Results
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| January 2019 |  /TBD/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 | TBD | TBD |
| January 2019 | /TBD/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 | TBD | TBD |
| January 2019 | /TBD/
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/sp/erb Owl 2019 | TBD | TBD |
Roster
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Match History
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| March 31, 2018 |  /f1/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 4-3 W | >perf 13', 21'GAM/TAM 81'FIGHT AND WIN 90+2'
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| April 1, 2018 |  /copalib/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 5-2 W | Bennyball 23' Wogball 54'>perf 82' (pen.), 89'AFC Anchorage 90+2'
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| April 7, 2018 |  /cyc/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 0-2 L | n/a |
| April 8, 2018 |  /ncaa/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 1-1 W (Pen.) | FIGHT AND WIN 08'
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| April 8, 2018 |  /trb/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 2-4 L | AFC Anchorage 86' >perf 90+1'
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| April 8, 2018 |  /arse/
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/sp/erb Owl 2018 | 1-4 L | >perf 80'
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| June 30, 2018 |  /pmmm/
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Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV | 2-4 L | Doyle 20', 26'
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| July 7, 2018 |  /fhg/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 1-4 L | AFC Anchorage 81'
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| July 8, 2018 |  /nba/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 5-7 L | Doyle 5', 20', 83', 85' Andy 57'
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| July 14, 2018 |  /cbj/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 0-2 L | n/a |
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