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/shorks/

There's always next year!*

/shorks/ - San Jose Sharks

Founded

1991

Manager

Peter DeBoer

Owner

Hasso Plattner

IRL manager

XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI

Team colors

Chat color

006D75
Deep Pacific teal

Top scorer

Jumbo Joe (3)

Top assister

Jumbo Joe & Cooch (2)

Captain

Cooch

Website

/shorks/ - San Jose Sharks

Nickname

Team Teal, Sharkies

Historic performance

2	0	1			3				66.67%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
7	4	+3

Biggest win
/shorks/	3–0	/mdck/
November 14, 2019

Biggest defeat
/avs/	3–0	/shorks/
November 21, 2019

First match
/shorks/	3–0	/mdck/
November 14, 2019

Team music

Anthem	Seek & Destroy
Victory Anthem	Rock and Roll All Nite

Goal horn

Get Ready for This

Kits

Roster

No.

Position

Player

31

	GK

Martin "Soft Goals" Jones

12

	LB

St. Patrick Marleau

44

	CB

Pickles

9

	CB

Chimpout Kane

62

	RB

Straight To Da Banc

45

	DMF

REFS PLEASE HELP US

65

	CMF

>8 x 11.5

88

	CMF

Burnsie

48

	AMF

Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl

39

	SS

Cooch

19

	CF

Jumbo Joe

No.

Position

Player

20

	GK

Nabby Says No

11

	CB

Owen Nolan's Called Shot

92

	CB

S.J. Sharkie

71

	CB

71 Losses

24

	CB

Wilson OUT

28

	LB

It's Timo Time

20

	LB

Marcus Scorensen

22

	RB

Dan Boyle's OT Special

94

	RB

The Great Red Wing Upset of '94

30

	DMF

>IT WAS 3-0

89

	DMF

Presidents' Trophy Choke Job of '09

16

	DMF

The Unchoking of 2016 (almost)

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
November 14, 2019	/mdck/	/hoc/ League 2019	3-0 W	27', 34', 80' Jumbo Joe
November 21, 2019	/avs/	/hoc/ League 2019	0-3 L
November 28, 2019	/oilels/	/hoc/ League 2019	4-1 W	12', 77' Cooch 28', 86' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
December 5, 2019	/laffs/	/hoc/ League 2019
December 12, 2019	/stors/	/hoc/ League 2019
December 19, 2019	/cantpucks/	/hoc/ League 2019

Statistical leaders

Skaters

Player	Goals	Assists	Points
Jumbo Joe	3	2	5
Cooch	2	2	4
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl	2	1	3
It's Timo Time	0	1	1

Goalies

Player	GP	MIN	W	Saves	GA	GAA	SO
Martin "Soft Goals" Jones	2	180	1	5	3	1.50	1
Nabby Says No	1	90	1	4	1	1.00	0

Exports

/hoc/ League 2019

Tactical Export: Don't choke on these -- please take small bites and chew thoroughly
Pastebin: How to perform the Heimlich maneuver
Aesthetics Export: Here
Audio Export::Boomer:

* "Next year" never fucking comes.

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-|w=1
+|w=2
 |d=0
 |l=1
-|gf=3
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-|ga=3
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 |win_home= shorks
 |win_away= mdck
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 |November 28, 2019
 |{{team away|oilels}}
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-|align=center|
+|align=center|4-1 W
-|<small> </small>
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+| align="center" | 3
+| align="center" | 2
+| align="center" | 5
+|- bgcolor="ffffff"
+| align="left" | Cooch
+| align="center" | 2
+| align="center" | 2
+| align="center" | 4
+|- bgcolor="ffffff"
+| align="left" | Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
+| align="center" | 2
 | align="center" | 1
-| align="center" | 3
-| align="center" | 0
 | align="center" | 3
 |- bgcolor="ffffff"
 | align="left" | It's Timo Time
-| align="center" | 1
-| align="center" | 0
-| align="center" | 1
-| align="center" | 1
-|- bgcolor="ffffff"
-| align="left" | Cooch
-| align="center" | 1
 | align="center" | 0
 | align="center" | 1
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 | align="center" | 1.50
 | align="center" | 1
+|- bgcolor="ffffff"
+| align="left" | Nabby Says No
+| align="center" | 1
+| align="center" | 90
+| align="center" | 1
+| align="center" | 4
+| align="center" | 1
+| align="center" | 1.00
+| align="center" | 0
 |}
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