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|date= 1991
|date= 1991
|owner= Hasso Plattner
|owner= Hasso Plattner
|manager= Peter DeBoer
|manager= Bob Boughner
|irl= {{Anonymous|XEon8x|!!zIlZPeUu7xI}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|XEon8x|!!zIlZPeUu7xI}}
|color1= 006D75
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|scorer= Jumbo Joe
|scorer= Jumbo Joe
|goals= 3
|goals= 8
|assister= It's Timo Time & Cooch
|assister= Cooch
|assists= 1
|assists= 4
|captain= Cooch
|captain= Cooch
|w=1
|w=3
|d=0
|d=0
|l=0
|l=3
|gf=3
|gf=14
|ga=0
|ga=13
|win_home= shorks
|win_home= shorks
|win_away= mdck
|win_away= mdck
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|win_score_away= 0
|win_score_away= 0
|win_date= November 14, 2019
|win_date= November 14, 2019
|lose_home=  
|lose_home= avs
|lose_away=  
|lose_away= shorks
|lose_score_home=  
|lose_score_home= 3
|lose_score_away=  
|lose_score_away= 0
|lose_date=  
|lose_date= November 21, 2019
|first_home= shorks
|first_home= shorks
|first_away= mdck
|first_away= mdck
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{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


==Match History==
==Match history==
{| class="wikitable" width=70%
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|<small> {{goal|27||34||80|}} Jumbo Joe</small>
|<small> {{goal|27||34||80|}} Jumbo Joe</small>


|-bgcolor=
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
|November 21, 2019
|November 21, 2019
|{{team away|avs}}
|{{team away|avs}}
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|
|align=center|0-3 L
|<small> </small>
|<small> </small>


|-bgcolor=
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
|November 28, 2019
|November 28, 2019
|{{team away|oilels}}
|{{team away|oilels}}
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|
|align=center|4-1 W
|<small> </small>
|<small> {{goal|12||77|}} Cooch<br> {{goal|28||86|}} Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl</small>


|-bgcolor=
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
|December 5, 2019
|December 5, 2019
|{{team away|laffs}}
|{{team away|laffs}}
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|
|align=center|{{tt|1-2 (a.e.t.) L|Ya blew it, Cooch}}
|<small> </small>
|<small> {{goal|85|}} Jumbo Joe</small>


|-bgcolor=
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
|December 12, 2019
|December 12, 2019
|{{team away|stors}}
|{{team away|stors}}
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|
|align=center|4-1 L
|<small> </small>
|<small> {{goal|28|}} Jumbo Joe</small>


|-bgcolor=
|-bgcolor='ccffcc'
|December 19, 2019
|December 19, 2019
|{{team away|cantpucks}}
|{{team away|cantpucks}}
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]
|align=center|
|align=center|3-5 W
|<small> </small>
|<small> {{goal|7||24||56|}} Jumbo Joe <br> {{goal|60|}} Burnsie <br> {{goal|70|}} Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl</small>
|}
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!style="background-color:#006D75;color:#FFFFFF"| Player  
!style="background-color:#006D75;color:#FFFFFF"| Player  
!style="background-color:#006D75;color:#FFFFFF"| {{tt|GP|Games Played}}
!style="background-color:#006D75;color:#FFFFFF"| Goals
!style="background-color:#006D75;color:#FFFFFF"| Goals
!style="background-color:#006D75;color:#FFFFFF"| Assists
!style="background-color:#006D75;color:#FFFFFF"| Assists
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|- bgcolor="ffffff"
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="left" | Jumbo Joe
| align="left" | Jumbo Joe
| align="center" | 8
| align="center" | 3
| align="center" | 11
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="left" | Cooch
| align="center" | 2
| align="center" | 4
| align="center" | 6
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="left" | Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
| align="center" | 3
| align="center" | 3
| align="center" | 6
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="left" | Burnsie
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 3
| align="center" | 0
| align="center" | 0
| align="center" | 3
| align="center" | 1
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="left" | It's Timo Time
| align="left" | It's Timo Time
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 0
| align="center" | 0
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 1
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="left" | Cooch
| align="left" | St. Patrick Marleau
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 0
| align="center" | 0
| align="center" | 1
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|- bgcolor="ffffff"
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="left" | Martin "Soft Goals" Jones
| align="left" | Martin "Soft Goals" Jones
| align="center" | 5
| align="center" | 463
| align="center" | 2
| align="center" | 11
| align="center" | 12
| align="center" | 2.33
| align="center" | 1
|- bgcolor="ffffff"
| align="left" | Nabby Says No
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 90
| align="center" | 90
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 5
| align="center" | 4
| align="center" | 1
| align="center" | 1.00
| align="center" | 0
| align="center" | 0
| align="center" | 0.00
| align="center" | 1
|}
|}
==Team awards==
<gallery>
File:Pacific Division Champions 2019.png|'''[[/hoc/ League 2019]] <br> <small>Pacific Division Champions</small>'''
</gallery>
==Exports==
==Exports==
'''[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]'''
'''[[:/hoc/ League 2019]]'''

Latest revision as of 02:14, 20 December 2019

/shorks/
There's always next year!*
Shorks logo.png
/shorks/ - San Jose Sharks
Founded 1991
Manager Bob Boughner
Owner Hasso Plattner
IRL manager XEon8x !!zIlZPeUu7xI
Team colors
Chat color 006D75
Deep Pacific teal
Top scorer Jumbo Joe (8)
Top assister Cooch (4)
Captain Cooch
Website /shorks/ - San Jose Sharks
Nickname Team Teal, Sharkies
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
3 0 3 6 50%
GF GA GD
14 13 +1
Biggest win
/shorks/ Shorks icon.png 3–0 Mdck icon.png /mdck/
November 14, 2019
Biggest defeat
/avs/ Avs icon.png 3–0 Shorks icon.png /shorks/
November 21, 2019
First match
/shorks/ Shorks icon.png 3–0 Mdck icon.png /mdck/
November 14, 2019
Team music
Anthem Seek & Destroy
Victory Anthem Rock and Roll All Nite
Goal horn Get Ready for This
Kits


Roster

No. Position Player
31
  GK
Martin "Soft Goals" Jones
12
  LB
St. Patrick Marleau
44
  CB
Pickles
9
  CB
Chimpout Kane
62
  RB
Straight To Da Banc
45
  DMF
REFS PLEASE HELP US
65
  CMF
>8 x 11.5
88
  CMF
Burnsie
48
  AMF
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
39
  SS
Cooch Captain
19
  CF
Jumbo Joe
No. Position Player
20
  GK
Nabby Says No
11
  CB
Owen Nolan's Called Shot
92
  CB
S.J. Sharkie
71
  CB
71 Losses
24
  CB
Wilson OUT
28
  LB
It's Timo Time
20
  LB
Marcus Scorensen
22
  RB
Dan Boyle's OT Special
94
  RB
The Great Red Wing Upset of '94
30
  DMF
>IT WAS 3-0
89
  DMF
Presidents' Trophy Choke Job of '09
16
  DMF
The Unchoking of 2016 (almost)

Match history

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
November 14, 2019 Mdck icon.png /mdck/ /hoc/ League 2019 3-0 W Goal 27', 34', 80' Jumbo Joe
November 21, 2019 Avs icon.png /avs/ /hoc/ League 2019 0-3 L
November 28, 2019 Oilels icon.png /oilels/ /hoc/ League 2019 4-1 W Goal 12', 77' Cooch
Goal 28', 86' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl
December 5, 2019 Laffs icon.png /laffs/ /hoc/ League 2019 1-2 (a.e.t.) L Goal 85' Jumbo Joe
December 12, 2019 Stors icon.png /stors/ /hoc/ League 2019 4-1 L Goal 28' Jumbo Joe
December 19, 2019 Cantpucks icon.png /cantpucks/ /hoc/ League 2019 3-5 W Goal 7', 24', 56' Jumbo Joe
Goal 60' Burnsie
Goal 70' Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl

Statistical leaders

Skaters

Player Goals Assists Points
Jumbo Joe 8 3 11
Cooch 2 4 6
Teenage Mutant Ninja Hertl 3 3 6
Burnsie 1 0 1
It's Timo Time 0 1 1
St. Patrick Marleau 0 1 1

Goalies

Player GP MIN W Saves GA GAA SO
Martin "Soft Goals" Jones 5 463 2 11 12 2.33 1
Nabby Says No 1 90 1 4 1 1.00 0

Team awards

Exports

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