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|date=2017
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|owner=The Soccer Don
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|win_date= April 1, 2018
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|first_score_away= 4
|first_score_away= 4
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|first_date= March 31, 2018
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|altgh1_title=FIGHT and WIN
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==Exports==
==Exports==
Tictacs: {{greentext|soon}} <br>
Tictacs: [https://puu.sh/Cvxob/68f7d1f74b Official Tictacticool Genes] <br>
Assthics: [https://puu.sh/zGfew/a5b672b612.rar Prelim Aesthetic Export]<br>
Assthics: [https://puu.sh/Cz06v/bb17df3ceb.rar Official Aesthetic Export]<br>
Music:  [https://puu.sh/zGfoo/e668176af5.rar Prelim Music Export]
Music:  [https://puu.sh/Cz0f7/25249a9832.rar Music Export]


==Upcoming Matches/Recent Results==
==Upcoming Matches/Recent Results==
{| class="wikitable" width=50%
{| class="wikitable" width=40%
|-
|-
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Date
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Date
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!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Result
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Result
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Scorers
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 31, 2018
| {{team away|f1}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2018]]
| align=center| 4-3 W
| align=center| <small>{{greentext|perf}}{{goal|13}}{{goal|21}}<br>GAM/TAM{{goal|81}}<br>FIGHT AND WIN{{goal|90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| April 1, 2018
| {{team away|copalib}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2018]]
| align=center| TBD
| align=center| <small>TBD</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| April 7, 2018
| September 20, 2019
| {{team away|cyc}}
| {{team away|}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2018]]
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2019*]]
| align=center| TBD
| align=center| TBD
| align=center| <small>TBD</small>
| align=center| <small>TBD</small>
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{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Where were you when BIG STRONG MUSCULAR ELITE Sydney FC saved the league?">Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Where were you when BIG STRONG MUSCULAR ELITE Sydney FC saved the league?">Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="I WANNA DISKERUD ALL NIGHT AND PARTY EVERYDAY">DISKERUD</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Apparently leafs want their own league now, looks to be even more meme and comfy than MLS.">Canadian Premier League</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="A writer on mlssoccer.com known as the 'Armchair Analyst', constantly shills for more MLS players on the USMNT roster. /mls/'s most pervasive boogeyman and the ultimate antithesis of the Euroboo.">Doyle</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Named for the coach who uses the tactics, Ben Olson of DC United, Bennyball makes for a very slurpy game of divegrass. It usually involves very few shots, high shot accuracy [1(1) being the most extreme form of this], bus parking, and lotsa murder.">Bennyball</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a feature of the MLS's complicated salary cap rules, Designates Players are players who a team can pay as much money as they want. Period. Basically the real-life equivalent of medals.">Designated Player</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a feature of the MLS's complicated salary cap rules, Designates Players are players who a team can pay as much money as they want. Period. Basically the real-life equivalent of medals.">Designated Player</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Our favorite MLS-loving autistic Costa Rican.">Fernando Fernandez</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Our favorite MLS-loving autistic Costa Rican.">Fernando Fernandez</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="The greatest singer and halftime performer to ever exist. If you don't love Andy (no homo), then there is something seriously wrong with you.">ANDY</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="The greatest singer and halftime performer to ever exist. If you don't love Andy (no homo), then there is something seriously wrong with you.">ANDY</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s own NPSL expansion team. Currently scheduled to enter the league in 2019.">AFC Anchorage</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s own USL 2 expansion team, in memoriam to based Turkbro (may he rest in peace). Currently scheduled to enter the league in 2020.">AFC Anchorage</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="COME ON SEATTLE">FIGHT AND WIN</span>}}
{{sq bronze player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="COME ON SEATTLE">FIGHT AND WIN</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Sebastian Giovinco">Italian Manlet</span>}}
{{sq bronze player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="A writer on mlssoccer.com known as the 'Armchair Analyst', constantly shills for more MLS players on the USMNT roster. /mls/'s most pervasive boogeyman and the ultimate antithesis of the Euroboo. Reminds MLS coaches and GMs daily to Play Your Kids. Also fucks his cat regularly :^)">Doyle</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="implying perf">{{greentext|perf}}</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="implying perf">{{greentext|perf}}</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Known to many as one of the greatest strikers in MLS history, but his team has been and always will be shit.">Windows</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Chivas 2.0 and their Chicano supporters eternally BTFO by one based Swede.">zLAtan</span>}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="The owners of the Columbus Crew are about to move their really good divegrass team from one dead market to an even smaller and deader market. Really makes you think.">Austin Crew</span>}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="The Infalliable Soccer Don decided that giving Tony Precourt a team in fucking Austin, Texas was a good idea. And to make matters worse, at the official expansion announcement for Austin FC, the brand new lifelongs decided to come up with incredibly cringy catchphrases and chants, the most prominent of which being VAMOS EL TREE. ">VAMOS EL TREE</span>}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="General Allocation Money and Targeted Allocation Money, both are a part of MLS's autistic salary cap and player acquisition rules. Teams have unironically made trades of nothing but money.">GAM/TAM</span>}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="General Allocation Money and Targeted Allocation Money, both are a part of MLS's autistic salary cap and player acquisition rules. Teams have unironically made trades of nothing but money.">GAM/TAM</span>}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="why even live?">{{greentext|tfw no qt nwsl gf}}</span>}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="why even live?">{{greentext|tfw no qt nwsl gf}}</span>}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Apparently leafs want their own league now, looks to be even more meme and comfy than MLS.">Canadian Premier League</span>}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="some chicano NYCFC supporters who wanted to act tough like they were part of an Argentinian or Brazilian Ultras group. They ended up doing fuck all besides embarrasing anyone associated with NYCFC.">Chicano Neo-Nazis</span>}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="The most autistic proponent of Pro/Rel in the United States. Also doesn't seem to understand that it won't be happening anytime soon for multiple reasons.">Ted Westervelt</span>}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="The debate continues as to whether or not the United States should implement a promotion/relegation system.">Pro/Rel</span>}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="I guess we won't be making it to the world cup then.">Tripadvisor and Trivago</span>}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="I guess we won't be making it to the world cup then.">Tripadvisor and Trivago</span>}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name=Fat Cubo}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s favorite ELITE and MUSCULAR meme team that didn't get a DP until a month into their second year in the league. AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO">loons}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="have fun being fucking dead, NASL. *spits on grave*">God Given First Division</span>}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="The evil overlord puppetmaster bankers who won't let us implement pro/rel and want us to suffer with communist ponzi schemes in the disguise of soccer leagues.">SUMafia</span>}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP">DOOP</span>}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP">DOOP</span>}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="some autistic Fatlanta fan kept spamming this during the runup to Atlanta United's Inagural Season. They also regularly posted pictures of the progress that they were making when building that Gigantic Metal Anus they call a stadium.">{{greentext|soon}}}}</span>
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="some autistic Fatlanta fan kept spamming this during the runup to Atlanta United's Inagural Season. They also regularly posted pictures of the progress that they were making when building that Gigantic Metal Anus they call a stadium.">{{greentext|soon}}}}</span>
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Wogs love this sport.">Wogball</span>}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Wogs love this sport.">Wogball</span>}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="One(1) shot, one(1) shot on target, one(1) goal, three points. Pure divegrass kino.">Bennyball</span>}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Some meme midfielder who plays for Toronto. Apparently he's one of America's best, and he sells jerseys, but he's really not that great.">Memechael Bradley</span>}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
<br>
<br>
==Match History==
{| class="wikitable" width=75%
|-
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Date
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Opponent
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Competition
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Result
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 31, 2018
| {{team away|f1}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2018]]
| align=center| 4-3 W
| align=center| <small>{{greentext|perf}}{{goal|13||21}}<br>GAM/TAM{{goal|81}}<br>FIGHT AND WIN{{goal|90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 1, 2018
| {{team away|copalib}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2018]]
| align=center| 5-2 W
| align=center| <small>Bennyball{{goal|23}}<br>Wogball{{goal|54}}<br>{{greentext|perf}}{{goal|82|pen.|89}}<br>AFC Anchorage{{goal|90+2}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 7, 2018
| {{team away|cyc}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2018]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
| align=center| <small>n/a</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| April 8, 2018
| {{team away|ncaa}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2018]]
| align=center| 1-1 W (Pen.)
| align=center| <small>FIGHT AND WIN {{goal|08}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 8, 2018
| {{team away|trb}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2018]]
| align=center| 2-4 L
| align=center| <small>AFC Anchorage {{goal|86}}<br> {{greentext|perf}} {{goal|90+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| April 8, 2018
| {{team away|arse}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2018]]
| align=center| 1-4 L
| align=center| <small>{{greentext|perf}} {{goal|80}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| June 30, 2018
| {{team away|pmmm}}
| align=center|[[Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV]]
| align=center| 2-4 L
| align=center| <small>Doyle{{goal|20||26}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 7, 2018
| {{Vaughan fhg away}}
| align=center|[[/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]]
| align=center| 1-4 L
| align=center| <small>AFC Anchorage{{goal|81}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 8, 2018
| {{team away|nba}}
| align=center|[[/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]]
| align=center| 5-7 L
| align=center| <small>Doyle{{goal|5||20||83||85}}<br>Andy{{goal|57}}
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| July 14, 2018
| {{team away|cbj}}
| align=center|[[/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]]
| align=center| 0-2 L
| align=center| <small>n/a</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| January 19, 2019
| {{team away|epl}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
| align=center| 2-2 D
| align=center| <small>Fernando Fernandez {{goal|24}}<br>AFC Anchorage {{goal|30}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 20, 2019
| {{team away|trans}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
| align=center| 2-3 L
| align=center| <small>{{greentext|perf}} {{goal|26}}<br>AFC Anchorage {{goal|90+3}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| January 25, 2019
| {{team away|mlb}}
| align=center|[[/sp/erb Owl 2019]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| align=center| <small>{{greentext|perf}}{{goal|90+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 21, 2019
| {{team away|r9k}}
| align=center|[[Beta Bowl 3]]
| align=center| 1-2 L
| align=center| <small>Wogball {{goal|40}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| March 22, 2019
| {{team away|poland}}
| align=center|[[Beta Bowl 3]]
| align=center| 3-3 D
| align=center| <small>AFC Anchorage {{goal|54}}<br>{{greentext|perf}}{{goal|66||76}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ccffcc"
| March 23, 2019
| {{team away|yellowsub}}
| align=center|[[Beta Bowl 3]]
| align=center| 1-0 W
| align=center| <small>{{greentext|perf}}{{goal|45+1}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffcccc"
| March 29, 2019
| {{team away|yellowsub}}
| align=center|[[Beta Bowl 3]]
| align=center| 1-1 L<br>3-4 PK
| align=center| <small>zLAtan {{goal|53}}</small>
|}
{{Navbox /sp/erb Owl}}
{{Navbox /sp/erb Owl}}

Latest revision as of 05:26, 27 March 2020

/mls+ayy/
>perf
Mls+ayy logo.png
/mls+ayy/ - Major League Soccer + A-League General
Founded 2017
Manager Greggggggggggggggg Berhalter
Owner The Soccer Don
IRL manager admiralmeru !!On6QI38faPh
Team colors
Chat color D22829
MLelS Red
Top scorer >perf (10)
Top assister AFC Anchorage (5)
Captain AFC Anchorage
Website /mls+ayy/ - Major League Soccer + A-League General
Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
4 2 11 17 23.53%
GF GA GD
32 45 -13
Biggest win
/mls+ayy/ Mls+ayy icon.png 5–2 Copalib icon.png /copalib/
April 1, 2018
Biggest defeat
/arse/ Arse icon.png 4–1 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/
April 8, 2018
First match
/f1/ F1 icon.png 3–4 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/
March 31, 2018
Team music
Anthem DOOP DOOP DOOP
Goal horn ANDY
Kits


Welcome to /mls/ + /ayy/, a merged general for two divegrass leagues that are always comfy

Exports

Tictacs: Official Tictacticool Genes
Assthics: Official Aesthetic Export
Music: Music Export

Upcoming Matches/Recent Results

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
September 20, 2019 TBD icon.png TBD /sp/erb Owl 2019* TBD TBD

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC
2
  RB
Canadian Premier League
3
  CB
Bennyball
4
  CB
Designated Player
5
  LB
Fernando Fernandez
6
  CMF
ANDY
7
  CMF
AFC Anchorage
8
  CMF
FIGHT AND WIN
9
  SS
Doyle
10
  CF
>perf
11
  SS
zLAtan
No. Position Player
12
  GK
VAMOS EL TREE
13
  RB
GAM/TAM
14
  LB
>tfw no qt nwsl gf
15
  CB
Chicano Neo-Nazis
16
  CB
Pro/Rel
17
  CB
Tripadvisor and Trivago
18
  AMF
loons
19
  SS
SUMafia
20
  SS
DOOP
21
  SS
>soon
22
  SS
Wogball
23
  AMF
Memechael Bradley


Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
March 31, 2018 F1 icon.png /f1/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 4-3 W >perfGoal 13', 21'
GAM/TAMGoal 81'
FIGHT AND WINGoal 90+2'
April 1, 2018 Copalib icon.png /copalib/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 5-2 W BennyballGoal 23'
WogballGoal 54'
>perfGoal 82' (pen.), 89'
AFC AnchorageGoal 90+2'
April 7, 2018 Cyc icon.png /cyc/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 0-2 L n/a
April 8, 2018 Ncaa icon.png /ncaa/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 1-1 W (Pen.) FIGHT AND WIN Goal 08'
April 8, 2018 Trb icon.png /trb/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 2-4 L AFC Anchorage Goal 86'
>perf Goal 90+1'
April 8, 2018 Arse icon.png /arse/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 1-4 L >perf Goal 80'
June 30, 2018 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV 2-4 L DoyleGoal 20', 26'
July 7, 2018 Vaughan fhg no border icon.png /fhg/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 1-4 L AFC AnchorageGoal 81'
July 8, 2018 Nba icon.png /nba/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 5-7 L DoyleGoal 5', 20', 83', 85'
AndyGoal 57'
July 14, 2018 Cbj icon.png /cbj/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 0-2 L n/a
January 19, 2019 Epl icon.png /epl/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 2-2 D Fernando Fernandez Goal 24'
AFC Anchorage Goal 30'
January 20, 2019 Trans icon.png /trans/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 2-3 L >perf Goal 26'
AFC Anchorage Goal 90+3'
January 25, 2019 Mlb icon.png /mlb/ /sp/erb Owl 2019 1-2 L >perfGoal 90+1'
March 21, 2019 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Beta Bowl 3 1-2 L Wogball Goal 40'
March 22, 2019 Poland icon.png /poland/ Beta Bowl 3 3-3 D AFC Anchorage Goal 54'
>perfGoal 66', 76'
March 23, 2019 Yellowsub icon.png /yellowsub/ Beta Bowl 3 1-0 W >perfGoal 45+1'
March 29, 2019 Yellowsub icon.png /yellowsub/ Beta Bowl 3 1-1 L
3-4 PK 		zLAtan Goal 53'
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