/wg/

/wg/
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/wg/ - Wallpapers/General
Founded May 2012 Owner Jeff Goldblum IRL manager Managers: Moze !!Moze78KszJJ Meno !!o5KIJgy4fQA Collective: Management !!dfLURkaSEK+ Engineer: Mint Team colors Chat color 3760AE Photoshop Blue Ranking 5 ( 13) Highest rank 1st (September 2013) Lowest rank 42nd (August 2018) Top scorer Cunt Destroyer (101) Top assister Cunt Destroyer (41) Captain Cunt Destroyer Website /wg/ - Wallpapers/General Nickname The Da/wg/s Home ground Mont Cervin
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 61 15 50 126 48.41%
GF GA GD 252 239 +13
Biggest win /sci/  1–7  /wg/ September 29, 2012 Biggest defeat /f/  10–0  /wg/ September 9, 2012 First match /wg/  1–1  /po/ May 16, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 13 (First in Winter 13) Best result 1st, Summer 13 Babby Cup Appearances 10 (First in Autumn 12) Best result 1st, Autumn 12
Team music
Anthem Winger - Battlestations Anthem 2 Lucas Pope, Armesto - Theme to "Papers, Please" (Orchestral) Anthem 3 The Rolling Stones - Paint It, Black Goal horn Sporty-o - Let Me Hit It Alt-horn MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー Alt-horn Give Her (The Dick) Alt-horn slacker - plswaveback Alt-horn Theme to "Boss Nigger" Alt-horn Master P - I Got The Dank Alt-horn Lemon Demon - Reaganomics
Kits
Home kit Away kit

/wg/ - That place you go when you're sick of your wallpaper. It has a team? Who knew? It's actually quite a good one... Underestimate at your own peril.
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Roster

Main article: /wg/ Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

No. Position Player 12   GK Bliss 16   CB it was the best wallpaper ive ever known 13   CB mnml 3   CB Hey /wg/ It's My Birthday 21   DMF Holy Fucking Shit Dude, How Big Is Your Monitor 8   CMF Comfy 15   LMF Zdzisław Beksiński 7   RMF Boss Nigger 9   AMF Helios 10   SS Descartes 11   CF Cunt Destroyer

No. Position Player 1   GK Save One Leave One 14   CB >>>/w/ 2   CB Rainmeter 17   CB Dark Side of the Moon 6   DMF Dank Papes 20   DMF Brutalism 19   CMF I Am Very Sad 4   CMF Nudes 23   LMF Traditional Art 18   LMF Cybercunt 5   RMF Orgy Dog 22   RMF Ronald Raygun

Team Photo

Top: Boss Nigger, Keep Calm, Fuckscapes, Headphone Girl, Bliss
Bottom: Cunt Destroyer (Captain), Descartes, Dark Side of the Moon, Rainmeter, Spacecat, Goldblum
Accolades: Autumn 2014 3rd Place, Summer 2013 1st Place, Autumn 2012 1st Place
* Photo taken prior to Autumn 2015

Wallpaper of the Month

Recent Results

Main article: /wg/ Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
April 25, 2020	/vr/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F	2-0 W	Helios  41', 90+1'
May 1, 2020	/b/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F	4-0 W	Helios  6', 11', 56' Cunt Destroyer  44'
May 3, 2020	/adv/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F	3-2 W	Helios  7' Cunt Destroyer  11' Cybercunt  63'
May 9, 2020	/gd/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	4-4 (3-1) W	Helios  57', 86', 113' Zdzisław Beksiński  78'
May 10, 2020	/ck/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinals	4-1 W	Cunt Destroyer  12', 73' Descartes  35' Helios  85'
May 10, 2020	/wsg/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Semifinals	5-7 L	Ronald Raygun  21', 55' Descartes  45+1', 83' Helios  80'
May 10, 2020	/sp/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Third Place Match	1-2 L	Cunt Destroyer  32'
July 18, 2020	/fa/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	1-0 W	34' Helios
July 24, 2020	/his/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	2-3 L	11' Holy Fuckin Shit Dude how Big is your Monitor  90+0' mnml
July 26, 2020	/u/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group F	3-5 L	24' Cunt Destroyer  33' Boss Nigger  50' Helios
October 24, 2020	/o/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group H	1-3 L	45+0' Descartes
October 30, 2020	/h/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group H	2-1 W	20', 43' Comfy
November 1, 2020	/y/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Group H	2-1 W	39', 45+2' Comfy
October 24, 2020	/fa/	2020 4chan Summer Cup - Round of Sixteen	0-1 L
January 29, 2021	/i/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Group B|2021 4chan Winter Cup	0-0 D
January 31, 2021	/fa/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Group B|2021 4chan Winter Cup	0-1 L
February 6, 2021	/adv/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Group B	4-1 W	10', 66' Cunt Destroyer  51', 88' Descartes
February 13, 2021	/co/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Round of Sixteen	4-0 W	25' Cunt Destroyer  58', 90+3' Descartes  77' Helios
February 14, 2021	/m/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	3-1 W	33' Descartes  45+2', 90+2' Cunt Destroyer
February 14, 2021	/his/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	1-2 L	43' Comfy
February 14, 2021	/cm/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2-4 L	33', 90+0' Cunt Destroyer

Rivalries

The Wallpapers Derby The founding of new comer team /w/, the anime wallpaper board, saw that /wg/ finally had a team to be considered as a rival. With both wallpaper boards getting drawn into Group B of the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup, the first ever Wallpaper Derby took place. In one of the most exciting matches in that tournament, /wg/ looked to be coming out with a win. To everyone's amazement, /w/ turned around the result scoring twice in the last five minute, leaving victorious on a 3-2 win. However, /wg/ got the last laugh that cup. On the final day they earned promotion, a result that ended with /w/ just missing out on their first ever Elite Cup. The two teams came together as one to participate in the Tag Team Cup to create /wu/, Wallpapers United. In classic /wg/ fashion, they won, once again securing the title of Greatest Of All Teams in the name of the Wallpapers. [to be updated]

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The True Champion Bowl Okay so basically /mu/ was some salty-ass bitches after /wg/ schmacked em in the round of 16, winter '13, and so /wg/ decided to make em learn what it means to hurt, and did em doggy-style, snatching the star in the next elite cup right from /mu/'s melon-loving asses in the final. Then /wg/ beat em again in summer '14 just because they were there and /wg/ was like, "lol, why not." Then later /mu/ finally beat /wg/ in some cup no one cares about and /mu/ was so excited that the entire base of fans, mangers, and players creamed their collective jeans in a piercing, childish squee, referencing some lame screamo song about some old book that also no one cares about. Things returned to normal when /wg/ trounced /mu/ in [TBD].

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Honors

Team Awards

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  2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Champions

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  2013 4chan Summer Cup: Champions

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  2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Third Place

Individual Awards

Player	Awards
Cunt Destoyer	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Boot - 13 Goals 2013 4chan Summer Cup: Golden Boot - 10 Goals 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Boot - 11 Goals 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Goal of the Tournament 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Ball - 8 Assists 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Golden Ball - 8 Assists
Spacecat	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Ball - 6 Assists 2013 4chan Summer Cup: Golden Ball - 8 Assists
Bliss	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Golden Glove - 31 Saves
Helios	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Golden Boot - 11 Goals

Other Awards

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  2013 4chan Summer Cup: Bandwagoner's Choice

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  2013 4chan Summer Cup: Team of the Tournament

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  2014 4chan Summer Cup: Best Fans

2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Goal of the Tournament

Unofficial Awards

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  Tag Team Cup: Champions (as /wu/)

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  Tag Team Cup 2: Champions (as /wu/)

Exports and Aesthetics

• Tactical Export: 2020 Winter Cup: Deadline
• Aesthetics Export: 2020 Winter Cup: Initial, not final
• Audio Export: 2020 Winter Cup: Initial, not final

Team Images

Wallpapers for the Wallpaper God.	The team celebrating a Cunt Destroyer goal.	Cunt Destroyer scoring the first goal in one of the fastest 4CC braces during the 2013 Summer Cup.	Promotional poster for the 2014 Autumn Quarterfinal match between /wg/ and /mlp/.	Cunt Destroyer and Helios posing after a goal.

Trivia

• To this day, /wg/ still holds the record for having the worst defeat ever: 10-0 against /f/ in a friendly.
• In the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the team took part in a scandal that was named "Wardrobe Malfunction." /wg/ had already qualified for the 2013 4chan Winter Cup with one matchday remaining in the group. To avoid having medal players injured or tired, they were all rested in the final match against /vp/. This led to much speculation about rigging, as /wg/ proceeded to lose 4-0 to /vp/. Combined with /fa/'s manager (who was supposedly out on a date) arrogantly instructing Germanbro to rest his gold players against /po/, this led to several laughs and anal devastation over what had just transpired.
  • This was later revealed to be a missing chapter of Dragongate - basically, /fa/'s manager turned out to be the Preston (a former /vp/ manager) with a different name. In short, he got control of /vp/ back from "Gallow" and was actually controlling both /fa/ and /vp/ in the same cup. This is why the result of /wg/ vs /vp/ is nullified in match records, along with /po/ vs /fa/ in the respective team histories.
• After the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, /wg/ became the first ever team to win both a Babby Cup and an Elite Cup, and the first to hold both cups at the same time.
• Before the cup regulated height, /wg/ was the tallest team in any official competition.
• /wg/ was Nuevo Elite for almost 2 years, between the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup and the 2014 4chan Summer Cup.
• /wg/ holds the record longest winning streak in cup history, it lasted for 12 games.
• Cunt Destroyer won the most Golden Boots in the cup with 3, and also holds the record of most goals scored in a single cup with 13 goals in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.
• /wg/ earned a cup medal each year in the first three years of their existence: 1st Place in Autumn 2012, 1st Place in Summer 2013, and 3rd place in Autumn 2014.

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Champions

Preceded by Inaugural Champions	2012 Autumn Cup Champions (1st title)	Succeeded by 2013 Autumn Cup Champions /toy/

Preceded by 2012 Spring Cup Champions  /m/	2012 Autumn Cup Champions (1st title)	Succeeded by 2013 Spring Cup Champions /mlp/

2013 4chan Summer Cup Champions

Preceded by 2012 Summer Cup Champions  /sp/	2013 Summer Cup Champions (1st title)	Succeeded by 2014 Summer Cup Champions /mu/

Preceded by 2013 Winter Cup Champions  /sp/	2013 Summer Cup Champions (1st title)	Succeeded by 2014 Winter Cup Champions /trv/