/toy/

/toy/
you knoe whose gonna win?
/toy/ - Toys
Founded January 2012 Owner >The People's Democratic Republic of China IRL manager CriticalStrike !!4eLlDKFb1I Team colors Chat color 996633 Color of your Customs Ranking 32 ( 10) Highest rank 1 (June 1, 2012) Lowest rank 54 (October 28, 2016) Top scorer Woody (88) Top assister Madoka Titus (38) Captain Optimus Prime Website /toy/ - Toys Nickname /toy/ Soldiers Home ground Legoland
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 49 21 45 115 42.61%
GF GA GD 204 201 +3
Biggest win /toy/  5–0  /pol/ February 10, 2013 Biggest defeat /toy/  0–4  /d/ March 21, 2012 First match /toy/  1–2  /f/ February 26th, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances 14 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 2nd, 2013 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 7 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup) Best result 1st, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem Extreme - Play With Me Victory Anthem Stan Bush - Dare Goal horn Stan Bush - The Touch Madoka Titus Madoka - Ante Up Optimus Prime Transformers Theme Woody Hat Trick You Got a Friend in Me OTC Brace Orange Transparent Chainsaw Rap
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

Founded shortly after the controversial 2012 Winter Cup, /toy/ was molded for success. The Chinese Government "hired" hundreds of 12 year old workers to put together winning group of athletes. /toy/'s recent success has been a shock to many throughout the football world, and as their star continues to rise they set their light-piped gaze on even greater glory.

Team History and Introduction

2012 Spring

/toy/ had performed poorly in their early matches. With no manager to instruct their toy soldiers, draws and losses were what filled the column for the young team. Their poor form didn't last long however. In the 2012 Spring Babby Cup, /toy/ showed the cup that despite their new players and lack of manager they were a force to be reckoned with. /toy/ came in second in their group with two wins and a draw, defeating /vp/ 2-0 and /s/ 1-0, only drawing /cgl/ 1-1. Due to seeding issues for the Summer Cup a rematch against the Seagulls was scheduled to determine who would top the group and move onto the 2012 Summer Cup. In the playoff match /toy/ and /cgl/ battled tooth and screw, putting up an impressive 4-4 scoreline by the end of extra time. With a 4-5 scoreline in penalties, /toy/ would earn their place in their first ever elite cup. Sadly, this high would not last long. In the following knockout match /toy/ would lose to /d/ 0-4, cutting their babby run short with their worse defeat to date. During the hiatus between Spring and Summer, /toy/ would pick up a manager in Tinker/toy/ !KKNPpJRADo.

2012 Summer

Seeming to repeat their previous cup's order of events, /toy/ showed little promise in the friendlies leading up to the 2012 Summer Cup. More parallels would be made as /toy/ would 7 point their group again with wins over /3/ and /tg/, with a draw to /v/. Due to their dominating performance in the group stages, /toy/ would receive a bye that would place them in the quarterfinals automatically. In the quarterfinal against /n/, Woody would single-handedly demolish the bicycle riders with all four goals in their 4-0 victory. Unfortunately he could not repeat the performance against /sp/. Following a 2-1 defeat to /sp/, /toy/ would hope to achieve third place in their debut elite cup. Their hopes and dreams would soon be mangled like a bootleg custom. /m/ would stomp all over /toy/ in a 4-0 victory, giving /toy/ 4th place in their debut elite cup. Their performance earned /toy/ the Underdog of the Tournament award, with their star player Woody earning himself 9 goals for the entire cup.

2013

Following the return of manager Tinker/toy/ after a short hiatus, /toy/ came in second in the 2013 Winter Cup, with Woody and Madoka Titus tying for the Golden Boot with 9 goals a piece. /toy/ looked forward to the next major Cup event, with glowing light piped eyes.

The next cup, /toy/ performed poorly in the first two group stage matches of 2013 Summer Cup, with a 2-0 loss against /mu/, and a 1-1 draw against an unmanaged /x/. Tinker/toy/ had gone mad stating in the 4chan cup IRC that he was throwing the game against /x/. Despite a huge window of opportunity being opened after /x/'s 4-1 loss to /mu/, Tinker would switch all the players out before the fateful encounter with /c/, including the medal players. Kinder Eggs, an AMF, was /toy/'s goalkeeper for this match. The match that followed was an awful 0-0 draw that guaranteed /toy/'s relegation.

However, it didn't take long for /toy/ to redeem themselves in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. They got a comeback win against /vg/ to win 3-2, disappointingly lost to /fa/ 0-2, and then Woody unleashed his touch and got a hat-trick to beat /e/ 3-1. They finished second in their group with 6 points, right after /fa/. They started out in the knockouts against /adv/, winning 2-0. They quickly went on to get a 2-0 lead against /gd/, but they got a consolation goal in the dying minutes of the 2nd half to finish it 2-1. A Madoka Titus hat-trick and 2 assists lead /toy/ to the finals after beating /pol/ 5-3. In the finals, it was a rematch of the Group B match between /toy/-/fa/. This time, the scoreline was flipped 2-0 in favour of /toy/, earning them their first ever cup. DawgamusPrime now led the team to the Winter Cup to get revenge for what happened last time.

2014

/toy/ came into the 2014 4chan Winter Cup strong and confident after two friendly wins, 1-0 over /m/ and 3-0 over /mlp/. They got drawn into the group of death with /h/, /y/, and /co/. It didn't take long to get a 2-1 win over /h/ which gave them an upper hand advantage. A very tense and close match against /co/ got /toy/ 1-0 early on, but resulted 1-2 because of some Ham Hands spaghetti. The match against /y/ was clearly one-sided, but Yaranaika scored late on and crashed the game, seeing Boris ATTEMPT to rig, despite failing to do so miserably, eventually ending 2-2. They went into the round of 16 against the only team to not concede a single goal in the group stages, /gif/, which ended 1-0. In one of the most hype quarter-finals, /toy/ went up 2-0, and then gave up the lead eventually going 2-4 down. Everybody fought back with everything to redeem themselves, but to no avail; it ended 3-4 in a very sad /toy/ loss.

The 2014 4chan Summer Cup was the cup for /toy/ to win, with almost all of the elite teams gone. They came out of the gate slow, going 0-1 down to /tg/, but came back to win 2-1. Their second match was against /gif/ and debuted the /toy/ stadium, having Woody and Madoka Titus score to end the result 2-1. With two wins, /toy/ was confirmed in the round of 16, so the game against /po/ wasn't important, so the match was boring and the result was 0-0. With 7 points (2 wins, 1 draw), /toy/ looked superior to their opponents, /hr/, /hr/ prevailed and despite being dominated in stats, went to penalties. Although /hr/ missed the first penalty, You Knoe Who missed the most crucial penalty that could've sent /toy/ through. Sadly, it wasn't meant to be and /toy/ missed another penalty to go out early in the round of 16.

2015

With a new manager, /toy/ was looking forward to the 2015 4chan Winter Cup where they were drawn against familiar foes /jp/, /h/ and /wg/. /toy/ started with a fantastic 2-0 win against /jp/, however, /toy/'s offense lost steam with Woody and Madoka refusing to play the ball forward in their next two games, losing 0-2 against /h/ and drawing 0-0 against /wg/. Although /toy/ did not advance past the group stages, thanks to some rigging and manager drama, /toy/ managed to take the 16th place spot and will play in the 2015 4chan Summer Cup.

Many doubted /toy/ in the lead-up to the 2015 4chan Summer Cup, mainly due to the fact that they were originally supposed to play in the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup. However, many of these doubts were stopped after /toy/'s group draw was revealed, featuring now-top team /s/, yo-yo /n/, and a team considered one of the worst teams at the time, /soc/. Many expected /toy/ to come second place in the group, ahead of /n/ and /soc/, and this expectation continued into the cup itself. /toy/'s first match started as expected as Woody gave /toy/ a 1-0 lead against /soc/, but /soc/ took control quickly and scored 4 goals afterwards to hand /toy/ one of its worst losses, 1-4 to /soc/. /toy/'s next match against /s/ was not much better, featuring two blown leads (1-0 and 2-1) as well as two stoppage time goals on /s/'s side, leading to a 3-5 loss and almost certain elimination. While /toy/ could still technically advance on a win over /n/ and /s/ winning their next match, this was very unlikely, and despite /toy/ showing their best form in the whole cup against /n/, /n/ goalkeeper Airport General saved almost every /toy/ shot, and soulless play from /n/ otherwise led to a 0-0 draw. With -5 GD and one measly point from three matches, /toy/ played in the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup after the worst performance in their entire history.

Little did the cup know it was only about to get worse. Despite a noble effort in their first two matches of Autumn, /toy/'s inability to defend cost them as they lost 3-2 and 4-3 to /a/ and /s4s/ respectively. A 4-3 win over /adv/ kept them in, however, and it was very possible /toy/ could make the escape with a win against goalless /3/ and help from /adv/. Neither of those things happened; /toy/ got embarrassed to a 3-1 loss to /3/, and /s4s/ beat /adv/ 2-1.

2016

/toy/'s next destination was the revived 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers, where they only furthered their descent into irrelevance with a 3-2 loss to /co/ and a 2-1 loss to /v/. A 3-1 win over recently-formed /his/ combined with /v/'s demolition of /co/ just before saved their chances, allowing them to see the third place team playoffs, but a 4-1 embarrassment to old friend /adv/ kept them aborted.

Because of their poor performance in their first Fetus, /toy/ would have played in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers, but the death of /s/ just before the cup made them among several teams to be saved from this fate and placed in the 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup proper. Their first match was a very janky affair with /ck/, ultimately won 3-2 by /toy/ after a /ck/ own goal and a stoppage-time Woody goal. /toy/ won their next match, against future Wooden Spoon /i/, by the score of 4-2 on the back of a strong second half and just like that, after /vr/ had similarly won their first two matches, the group was totally closed. /toy/ had promoted back to the Elites after a year and a half in the dump. /vr/, of course, scored four on /toy/ before a third of their final match passed on the way to a 5-1 victory and /toy/ were quickly dispatched in the Autumn Babby knockout stage, but that didn't matter much. /toy/ were back.

2017 4chan Winter Cup

The resurgent /toy/ entered a new PES and their first Winter Cup since 2015 with hopes of becoming great again, with their first match against the elite-for-a-year future tag-team partner /d/. Unfortunately, in a tight contest, /d/ were the winners, by the score of 3-2. The grudge match against /tv/ went significantly better, with /toy/ scoring twice early before losing Danbo not long after to a red card. Forced to play over half the match with ten players, /toy/ held on to win 3-1, send /tv/ back to the Babbies, and put themselves in favorable position for Grip Weekend. Despite playing without silver medal O.T Chainsaw, as he received two yellow cards in their previous two games, one 2-0 shutout of /e/ later, /toy/ were atop the group. With eyes firmly set on reclaiming long-lost glory against once-Winter 2013 knockout foes and now defending Babby Champion /jp/, the stage was set for /toy/'s first Elite knockout match since 2014. After four goals in thirteen minutes, two by /jp/ before two by /toy/, the match went to extra time, where /jp/ ultimately claimed a 3-2 victory. Despite the elimination, the days of embarrassing relegations were over at last. /toy/ manager Legendairyman !!I7Squ4GXZX7 would retire after this tournament, allowing for new blood to take over.

2017 Summer

With a new manager at the helm in GatorReid !!Y2abSm9+/NN, /toy/ looked at an intimidating group stage featuring Winter 2017 4th place /sp/, Summer 2016 runner-up /o/, and 2017 Spring powerhouse /lgbt/. The group stage started off rocky with /toy/ conceding ten minutes into the match against /o/, but a speedy answer by Madoka kept /toy/ in the match. Four minutes later, /o/ answered back, putting /toy/ down yet again. After the second conceded goal /toy/ played much better defensively, with Woody eventually scoring a goal at seventy minutes and the score ending 2-2. Next up was rival /sp/, who had just recently been manhandled by still powerful /lgbt/. Following a sleepy first half with only a few shots on goal, /toy/ exploded out of halftime with a quick two minute brace from Woody's cheeky headers. /sp/ wasn't going to lie down and die that easily, as /sp/ shot back two unanswered goals ten minutes apart. With time winding down and the thought of facing /lgbt/ on two points, /toy/ surged forward in the dying minutes and blitzed /sp/'s net, but to no avail. In the dying seconds Madoka stole the ball from an /sp/ defender and had a one-on-one opportunity with the keeper, but shot wide. This result put the group at 6-2-2-1, with /toy/'s final opponent being /lgbt/. In a controversial match /toy/ exploded out of the gate with the four goals in nineteen minutes, setting a new cup record for fastest 3-0 and 4-0 blowout in 4cc history. /lgbt/ made an effort to comeback but the game ended, and /toy/ advanced into the Ro16 with a 4-2 victory.

Now advancing out of groups in a 6-5-4-1 group, /toy/ would look to face /g/ in the Ro16. /toy/ had had a history of being Ro16 fodder with their eliminations in the 2016 Autumn Babby and 2017 Winter Cup, but they'd look to rewrite the script this time around. Following a fortunate Optimus cross deflection and Madoka cross, Woody would score first against the tech geeks with yet another header. /g/ would answer back quickly with Programming Socks scoring off of a kickoff, a nice change of pace given the previous few Ro16 matches on the day. At the dying minutes of the half, Madoka would cross it in again after some cheeky sideline passing to give Woody his second brace of the tournament. Keeping strong with the momentum, Optimus would take advantage of /g/'s newfound sense of urgency and deliver a throughball to Madoka who would sink it right between Stallman and the trollpost, extending /toy/'s lead to 3-1. /g/ wasn't going to take the loss easily, as Install Gentoo scored goal of the tournament contender with an outside the box bicycle kick that faked out even the in-game cameraman. Fortunately for /toy/ /g/ couldn't make the comeback and /toy/ would advance into the Quarterfinals for the first time in nearly three years against long time FLGS partner /m/. /m/ wouldn't put up much effort as /toy/ would steamroll them in a 4-1 victory, putting /toy/ into the semi-finals against still dominant /lgbt/. The game would feature an extremely tense first half with both teams choking clear-cut goal scoring opportunities, but /toy/'s struggling defense would eventually catch up to them. /lgbt/ would tightly mark Madoka and Woody, shutting down /toy/'s high powered offense and leaving their weak defense to the mercy of the homos. LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G would score first off of a Drossel mistake, and following yet another poor Drossel pass, Autogynephilia would seal the game and send /toy/ to the coveted third place match with a 2-0 defeat. With the hopes of a star on the logo crushed in front of their eyes, /toy/ played with little vigor against /an/ for the trophy, with Woody and Madoka both missing goal-scoring opportunities left and right. Madoka would score a concession goal to tie the game up, but a late defender ricochet would put /an/ ahead by one with hardly any time left, and in /toy/'s panic /an/ would sink another, sealing their 3-1 and giving /toy/ a fourth place finish. It was not all for nothing, however. Following the cup, it was determined that Woody would get Golden Boot over Madoka on the assists tiebreaker, and Optimus would receive Golden Ball. Woody would be the first ever player to receive two Golden Boots in an Elite Cup. The team would take solace in this fact and look to perform even better in the 2018 Winter Cup.

2018 Winter

Winter 2018 was that of an enigma for /toy/. The group stage consisted of three draws against the likes of /g/, /sp/, and /pol/, each time the team looking formidable but being unable to come away with the win at the end of regulation. Shockingly enough three points was enough to advance from the group, with /toy/ becoming the first team in 4cc history to advance off of three ties. Going into the Round of 16, nobody knew if /toy/ was legit or not. They would have to prove themselves against the unstoppable looking /k/. Unfortunately, they proved the doubters right. /toy/'s attack looked anemic, the offense recording zero shots on target for the entirety of the first half and getting scored on twice. The game would end 1-3 in the favor of /k/, with Woody scoring a consolation goal in the dying minutes of the game. Thus they failed to repeat their Summer 17 performance. By some miracle they had managed to stay elite, so that's something at least.

2020 Summer

With new manager CriticalStrike taking the reins from the autopilot team, /toy/ looked forward to new horizons in the Elite summer cup. The group looked pretty strong, containing the likes of /int/, /i/ and [s4s]. /toy/ started with a 4-3 win against [s4s], however this was the only win of this group. With the games against /int/ and /i/ tying at 1-1 and 3-3 respectively, but this was enough to advance to the Round Of 16. Unfortunately, /toy/ met their match in the powerhouse of /his/, not being able to score at all and losing 0-3. Again, /toy/ stays elite, even with the new manager at the helm.

Players

Main Article: /toy/ Roster

No. Position Player 10   GK Ham Hands 71   CB Nubs Destiny 5   CB Shelfwarmer 82   CB Kinder Eggs 34   DMF Headdie Brock 15   LMF Kopaka 20   RMF Skeleton Army 59   CMF O.T Chainsaw 86   CMF Optimus Prime 11   SS Madoka Titus 95   CF Woody

No. Position Player 64   GK Detolf Shelves 3   CB Cobra Commander 37   CB Display Only Char 4   CB Mechagodzilla 19   CB Drossel 61   CB Shamrock 66   DMF Jet Jaguar 58   DMF You knoe who? 39   LMF My Nugga 7   LMF Danbo 13   RMF Rapedog 44   RMF African Bugman

Polls

/toy/ 2015 Roster Poll Results

/toy/ 2016 Roster Poll Results

/toy/ 2017 Roster Poll Results

/toy/ 2018 Roster Poll Results

/toy/ 2019 Roster Poll Results

/toy/ 2020 Roster Poll Results

Statistics

For complete match history see /toy/ Match History.

Official Matches

As a consequence of the Dragongate controversy, a number of results have been vacated or altered. Those matches marked in Gray have been voided.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 26, 2012	/f/	Friendlies SBC2012	1 - 2	Woody  ??'
March 4, 2012	/b/	Friendlies SBC2012	2 - 2	Woody  ??' Optimus Prime  ??'
March 11, 2012	/tg/	Friendlies SBC2012	2 - 3	Woody  ??' Matty  ??'
March 23, 2012	/vp/	Group Stage SBC2012	2 - 0	Woody  14' Optimus Prime  73'
March 24, 2012	/cgl/	Group Stage SBC2012	1 - 1	Woody  16'
March 25, 2012	/s/	Group Stage SBC2012	1 - 0	Woody  33'
March 31, 2012	/cgl/	Qualifier SBC2012	4 - 4 (5-4 on penalties)	Woody  34' (pen.), 47', 95' Matty  67'
March 31, 2012	/d/	Quarterfinals SBC2012	0 - 4
April 21, 2012	/diy/	Friendlies SC2012	1 - 0	Matty  60'
May 5, 2012	/v/	Friendlies SC2012	1 - 2	Woody  82'
June 9, 2012	/m/	Friendlies SC2012	1 - 2	Woody  65'
June 13, 2012	/3/	Group Stage SC2012	2 - 0	Woody  29' Madoka Titus  43'
June 14, 2012	/v/	Group Stage SC2012	2 - 2	Woody  7', 45+2'
June 15, 2012	/tg/	Group Stage SC2012	3 - 2	Woody  63' Optimus Prime  79' Madoka Titus  90+2'
June 15, 2012	/n/	Quarterfinals SC2012	4 - 1	Woody  32', 60', 63', 74'
June 15, 2012	/sp/	Semifinals SC2012	1 - 2	Woody  15'
June 15, 2012	/m/	Third Place SC2012	0 - 4
September 8, 2012	/o/	Friendlies ABC2012	3 - 2	Woody  2' Madoka Titus  9', 80'
September 15, 2012	/mlp/	Friendlies ABC2012	1 - 2	Woody  3'
September 30, 2012	/soc/	Friendlies ABC2012	0 - 1
December 22, 2012	/a/	Friendlies WC2013	2 - 0	Woody  34' Matty  55'
February 8, 2013	/soc/	Group Stage WC2013	5 - 2	Madoka Titus  56', 58', 83' Matty  63' Optimus Prime 78'
February 10, 2013	/pol/	Group Stage WC2013	5 - 0	Woody  6', 86' Madoka Titus  68', 73', 84'
February 16, 2013	/h/	Group Stage WC2013	1 - 1	Woody  1'
February 23, 2013	/jp/	Round of 16 WC2013	4 - 0	Woody  5', 29', 34' Kinder Eggs  12'
February 24, 2013	/wg/	Quarterfinals WC2013	3 - 1	Madoka Titus  7', 87' Fuckscapes  78'
February 24, 2013	/cm/	Semifinals WC2013	4 - 2	Woody  4' Madoka Titus  11' Kinder Eggs  22', 63'
February 24, 2013	/sp/	Final WC2013	2 - 3	Woody  27', 34'
April 7, 2013	/pol/	Friendlies SBC2013	2 - 1	Woody  4' Optimus Prime  71'
April 13, 2013	/u/	Friendlies SBC2013	1 - 1	Madoka Titus  83'
July 13, 2013	/m/	Friendlies SC2013	2 - 0	Madoka Titus  40' Woody  68'
July 21, 2013	/sp/	Friendlies SC2013	1 - 1	Madoka Titus  15'
August 16, 2013	/mu/	Group Stage SC2013	0 - 2
August 18, 2013	/x/	Group Stage SC2013	1 - 1	Woody  90+1'
August 24, 2013	/c/	Group Stage SC2013	0 - 0
September 29, 2013	/s/	Friendlies ABC2013	1 - 3	Woody  47'
October 5, 2013	/tg/	Friendlies ABC2013	3 - 1	Matty  5' Optimus Prime  9' Woody  84' Rapedog  87'
November 15, 2013	/vg/	Group Stage ABC2013	3 - 2	Madoka Titus  52', 57' Kinder Eggs  84'
November 17, 2013	/fa/	Group Stage ABC2013	0 - 2
November 23, 2013	/e/	Group Stage ABC2013	3 - 1	Woody  11' (pen.), 60', 80'
November 30, 2013	/adv/	Round of 16 ABC2013	2 - 0	Woody  72', 90+'
December 1, 2013	/gd/	Quarterfinals ABC2013	2 - 1	You knoe who?  20' Woody  39'
December 1, 2013	/pol/	Semifinals ABC2013	5 - 3	Woody  12' Madoka Titus  22', 52', 80' You knoe who?  61'
December 1, 2013	/fa/	Final ABC2013	2 - 0	Kinder Eggs  4' Woody  74'
January 11, 2014	/m/	Friendlies WC2014	1 - 0	Matty  52'
January 25, 2014	/mlp/	Friendlies WC2014	3 - 0	Woody  23' Optimus Prime  49' Derpy Hooves  54'
February 14, 2014	/h/	Group Stage WC2014	2 - 1	Woody  2' Matty  20'
February 16, 2014	/co/	Group Stage WC2014	1 - 2	Woody  35'
February 22, 2014	/y/	Group Stage WC2014	2 - 2	Madoka Titus  4', 19'
March 1, 2014	/gif/	Round of 16 WC2014	1 - 0 (a.e.t)	Madoka Titus  96'
March 2, 2014	/a/	Quarterfinals WC2014	3 - 4	Woody  5', 74' Madoka Titus  24'
May 31, 2014	/trv/	Friendlies SC2014	1 - 2	Woody  14'
June 6, 2014	/pol/	Friendlies SC2014	1 - 0	Madoka Titus  74'
July 19, 2014	/tg/	Group Stage SC2014	2 - 1	Matty  63' Woody  66'
July 25, 2014	/gif/	Group Stage SC2014	2 - 0	Woody  27' Madoka Titus  45+'
July 27, 2014	/po/	Group Stage SC2014	0 - 0
August 2, 2014	/hr/	Round of 16 SC2014	1 - 1 (7-8 on penalties)	Woody  53'
February 13, 2015	/jp/	Group Stage WC2015	2 - 0	Madoka Titus  16' Woody  45+'
February 15, 2015	/h/	Group Stage WC2015	0 - 2
February 21, 2015	/wg/	Group Stage WC2015	0 - 0
August 1, 2015	/soc/	Group Stage SC2015	1 - 4	Woody  18'
August 7, 2015	/s/	Group Stage SC2015	3 - 5	Madoka Titus  5', 85' Woody  37'
August 9, 2015	/n/	Group Stage SC2015	0 - 0
October 24, 2015	/a/	Group Stage ABC2015	2 - 3	Optimus Prime  29' Woody  71'
November 1, 2015	/s4s/	Group Stage ABC2015	3 - 4	Woody  6', 32', 89'
November 7, 2015	/adv/	Group Stage ABC2015	4 - 3	Optimus Prime  3', 75' Matty  31', 52'
November 8, 2015	/3/	Group Stage ABC2015	1 - 3	Madoka Titus  34'
April 15, 2016	/co/	Qualifier SBC2016	2 - 3	Optimus Prime  68' Madoka Titus  90+3'
April 16, 2016	/v/	Qualifier SBC2016	1 - 2	Optimus Prime  62'
April 17, 2016	/his/	Qualifier SBC2016	3 - 1	Woody  15' Madoka Titus  27', 45'
April 17, 2016	/adv/	Qualifier 3rd Place Playoff SBC2016	1 - 4	Optimus Prime 21'
October 29, 2016	/ck/	Group Stage ABC2016	3 - 2	Woody  33', 90+2' Will I Die? 62'
November 4, 2016	/i/	Group Stage ABC2016	4 - 2	Woody  13', 55', 81' Kinder Eggs  51'
November 6, 2016	/vr/	Group Stage ABC2016	1 - 5	Woody  75'
November 12, 2016	/tv/	Round of 16 ABC2016	2 - 4	Madoka Titus  26' Woody  69'
February 10, 2017	/d/	Group Stage WC2017	2 - 3	Danbo  53' Orange Transparent Chainsaw  59'
February 12, 2017	/tv/	Group Stage WC2017	3 - 1	Madoka Titus  5', 87' Orange Transparent Chainsaw  29'
February 16, 2017	/e/	Group Stage WC2017	2 - 0	Woody  8' Madoka Titus  42'
February 25, 2017	/jp/	Round of 16 WC2017	2 - 3	Madoka Titus  8' Matty  13'
July 29, 2017	/o/	Group Stage SC2017	2 - 2	Madoka Titus  34' Woody  71'
August 4, 2017	/sp/	Group Stage SC2017	2 - 2	Woody  48', 50'
August 6, 2017	/lgbt/	Group Stage SC2017	4 - 2	Optimus Prime  3' Madoka Titus  8', 11' Woody  19'
August 12, 2017	/g/	Round of 16 SC2017	3 - 2	Woody  26', 45+' Madoka Titus  61'
August 13, 2017	/m/	Quarterfinals SC2017	4 - 1	Madoka Titus  14', 49' Orange Transparent Chainsaw  53' Woody  63'
August 13, 2017	/lgbt/	Semifinals SC2017	0 - 2
August 13, 2017	/an/	Third Place SC2017	3 - 1	Madoka Titus  43'
February 16, 2018	/sp/	Group Stage WC2018	1 - 1	Madoka Titus  2'
February 18, 2018	/g/	Group Stage WC2018	2 - 2	Orange Transparent Chainsaw  31' Woody  53'
February 24, 2018	/pol/	Group Stage WC2018	2 - 2	Woody  15' Madoka Titus  25'
March 3, 2018	/k/	Round of 16 WC2018	1 - 3	Woody  84'
July 28, 2018	/gif/	Group Stage SC2018	1 - 2	Orange Transparent Chainsaw  45+2'
August 3, 2018	/k/	Group Stage SC2018	1 - 0	Woody  86'
August 5, 2018	/vg/	Group Stage SC2018	1 - 2	Madoka Titus  29'
October 27, 2018	/vp/	Group Stage ABC2018	4 - 7	Madoka Titus  38', 81' Optimus Prime  61', 64'
November 2, 2018	/g/	Group Stage ABC2018	1 - 4	Madoka Titus  85'
November 4, 2018	/aco/	Group Stage ABC2018	1 - 4	Optimus Prime  79'
May 3, 2019	/wsg/	Qualifier SBC2019	2 - 1	Optimus Prime 19' Woody  81'
May 4, 2019	/an/	Qualifier SBC2019	1 - 0	Orange Transparent Chainsaw  37'
May 5, 2019	/fit/	Qualifier SBC2019	0 - 2
May 5, 2019	/p/	Qualifier Playoff SBC2019	2 - 0	Madoka Titus  84', 88'
May 18, 2019	/n/	Group Stage SBC2019	1 - 2	Skeleton Army  6'
May 24, 2019	/lgbt/	Group Stage SBC2019	1 - 1	Orange Transparent Chainsaw  26'
May 26, 2019	/d/	Group Stage SBC2019	2 - 0	Woody  13' >webshop exclusive  79'
June 1, 2019	/vp/	Round of 16 SBC2019	2 - 2 (4-2 on penalties)	Woody  33' Madoka Titus  110'
June 2, 2019	/fit/	Quaterfinals SBC2019	3 - 0	Madoka Titus  4', 90+2' Woody  74'
June 2, 2019	/c/	Semifinals SBC2019	1 - 2	Woody  37' (pen.)
June 2, 2019	/jp/	Third Place SBC2019	1 - 2	Woody  42'
July 19, 2019	/ck/	Group Stage SC2019	3 - 1	Woody  41', 67', 79'
July 21, 2019	/y/	Group Stage SC2019	2 - 1	Woody  13' Madoka Titus  61'
July 27, 2019	/u/	Group Stage SC2019	3 - 2	Madoka Titus  69' >webshop exclusive  77' Woody  90+2'
August 3, 2019	/co/	Round of 16 SC2019	0 - 3
January 17, 2020	/biz/	Group Stage WC2020	1 - 2	Headdie Brock  70'
January 19, 2020	/mlp/	Group Stage WC2020	2 - 2	Woody  27' Madoka Titus  83'
January 25, 2020	/tg/	Group Stage WC2020	2 - 1	Madoka Titus  88' Woody  90+2'
February 1, 2020	/u/	Round of 16 WC2020	1 - 0	Woody  12'
February 2, 2020	/out/	QuarterFinals WC2020	0 - 2
July 17, 2020	/s4s/	Group Stage SC2020	4 - 3	Madoka Titus  7', 21' Rapedog  16' Woody  24'
July 19, 2020	/i/	Group Stage SC2020	3 - 3	Sarge  16' Woody  47', 56'
July 25, 2020	/int/	Group Stage SC2020	1 - 1	Madoka Titus  59'
August 1, 2020	/his/	Round of 16 SC2020	0 - 3
January 30, 2021	/int/	Group Stage WC2021	1 - 2	Orange Transparent Chainsaw  66'
February 5, 2021	/biz/	Group Stage WC2021	1 - 4	Madoka Titus  26'
February 7, 2021	/3/	Group Stage WC2021	2 - 1	Madoka Titus  11', 67'
July 7, 2021	/vst/	Group Stage World Cup 2021	1 - 1	Woody  33'
July 23, 2021	/lit/	Group Stage World Cup 2021	2 - 3	Madoka Titus  26' Woody  41'
July 31, 2021	/fit/	Group Stage World Cup 2021	2 - 0	Woody  52' Madoka Titus  90+3'

Invitationals and Unofficial Matches

For the Tag Team Cup 3, /toy/ partnered with /d/ to create /dtoy/, a mess of hot glue and fluids.

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/o/	2012 Christmas Cup	3 - 0	Madoka Titus  34' My Nugga  59' Woody 87'
March 16, 2013	/wg/	Cup Finalists Cup	3 - 2	Woody  15', 72', 85'
March 16, 2013	/sp/	Cup Finalists Cup	2 - 1 (a.e.t)	Matty  93' Madoka Titus  107'
March 16, 2013	/3/	Cup Finalists Cup	3 - 0	Madoka Titus  17' Woody  50', 88' (pen.)
March 22, 2014	/h/	Tottoric Up 2	3 - 1	Woody  2' Matty  79' Madoka Titus  89'
March 22, 2014	/v/	Tottoric Up 2	1 - 3	Madoka Titus  64'
March 22, 2014	/co/	Tottoric Up 2	3 - 0	Madoka Titus  11', 55' Woody  30'
Janurary 16, 2015	/tg/	Unofficial Friendlies WiC2015	0 - 4
February 27, 2015	/b/	2015 Winter Loser Ball	2 - 1	Woody  31' Madoka Titus  71'
February 27, 2015	/t/	2015 Winter Loser Ball	2 - 1	Matty  7' Madoka Titus  26'
February 27, 2015	/g/	2015 Winter Loser Ball Final	1 - 0	Optimus Prime  13'
July 11, 2015	/m/	Unofficial Friendlies SuC2015	2 - 2	Woody  43' Optimus Prime  52'
July 18, 2015	/a/	Unofficial Friendlies SuC2015	2 - 1	Madoka Titus  22' Woody  53'
July 25, 2015	/m/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	1 - 3	Woody  90+'
July 25, 2015	/tg/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	2 - 2	Madoka Titus  10' Optimus Prime  52'
July 25, 2015	/co/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	1 - 2	Optimus Prime  37'
July 26, 2015	/m/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	1 - 1	Madoka Titus  88'
July 26, 2015	/tg/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	4 - 2	Woody  18', 89' Madoka Titus  39', 55'
July 26, 2015	/co/	FLGS Cup II Group Stage	4 - 1	Woody  29', 86' Madoka Titus  64', 90+'
July 26, 2015	/tg/	FLGS Cup II Third Place Match	1 - 4	Woody  24'
August 22, 2015	/wg/	Lark's Madness	2 - 2 (8–9 PK)	Madoka Titus  9' Woody  15'
August 23, 2015	/wsg/	Lark's Madness	1 - 2	Woody  39'
January 22, 2016	/sp/	Unfriendlies WiC2016	3 - 5	Woody  21', 90' Optimus Prime  49'
January 24, 2016	/vr/	Unfriendlies WiC2016	3 - 4	Optimus Prime  23' Madoka Titus  40' Woody  43'
January 6, 2017	/gd/	Friendlies WiC2017	1 - 0	Woody  90+4'
January 14, 2017	/vg/	Friendlies WiC2017	2 - 1	Woody  8', 75'
March 4, 2017	/co/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	3 - 2	Optimus Prime  42' Woody  65' Orange Transparent Chainsaw  85'
March 4, 2017	/tg/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	2 - 3	Woody  27', 68'
March 4, 2017	/m/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	3 - 1	Woody  13', 44' Madoka Titus  47'
March 5, 2017	/co/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	2 - 2	Madoka Titus  41', 66'
March 5, 2017	/tg/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	1 - 0	Woody  83'
March 5, 2017	/m/	FLGS Cup III Group Stage	1 - 1	Danbo  24'
March 5, 2017	/tg/	FLGS Cup III Final	2 - 1	Orange Transparent Chainsaw  61' Madoka Titus  90+3'
March 18, 2017	/hpo/	Tag Team Cup 3 Group Stage	1 - 0	Danbo-ru  60'
March 19, 2017	/ak/	Tag Team Cup 3 Group Stage	2 - 1	Hot Glue  11', 23'
March 25, 2017	/bol/	Tag Team Cup 3 Group Stage	4 - 2	Futa (Unopened, Mint Condition)  3', 60', 63' Hot Glue  33'
March 26, 2017	/uv/	Tag Team Cup 3 Quarterfinals	2 - 1	Hot Glue  6'
March 26, 2017	/hpo/	Tag Team Cup 3 Semifinals	1 - 2	M*doka Onahole  5'
March 26, 2017	/ak/	Tag Team Cup 3 Third Place	1 - 2	Hot Glue  54'
August 19, 2017	/s4s/	Golden Spoon Cup Group Stage	2 - 5	Ham Hands  13,56'
August 20, 2017	/h/	Golden Spoon Cup Group Stage	0 - 12
August 26, 2017	/lgbt/	Golden Spoon Cup Group Stage	2 - 4	Gourai  5,41'
August 27, 2017	/int/	Golden Spoon Cup Ro16	0 - 7
August 27, 2017	/gd/	Golden Spoon Cup Semifinals	1 - 0	Gourai  68'
August 26, 2017	/o/	Golden Spoon Cup Third Place Match	3 - 4	Drossel  55' Matty  76' You knoe who?  90+4'
September 29, 2017	/fa/	PESathon	0 - 2

Player And Team Statistics

Updated August 14th 2017
Note: Statistics go as far back as records allow. Stats from Unofficial Matches noted in Parenthesis ().

Player Name	Total Goals	Braces	Hatricks	Assists	Man of the Match	Saves	Shutouts	Cards
Woody	70(30)	8(5)	5(1)	19(10)	12(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Madoka Titus	43(21)	9(4)	3(0)	21(9)	11(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Optimus Prime	14(7)	1(0)	0(0)	17(9)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	3(0)
Matty	11(4)	1(0)	0(0)	8(5)	2(0)	0(0)	0(0)	2(0)
Kinder Eggs	4(0)	1(0)	0(0)	4(2)	0(0)	5(0)	1(0)	1(0)
You knoe who?	2(1)	0(0)	0(0)	6(2)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
O.T Chainsaw	3(2)	0(0)	0(0)	3(1)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	4(2)
Danbo	1(1)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
My Nugga*	0(1)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Professor Layton*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Drossel	0(1)	0(0)	0(0)	0(1)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Gourai*	0(3)	0(0)	0(0)	0(1)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Saber Miku*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Shelfwarmer	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	2(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Skeleton Army	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Shamrock*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
African Bugman*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Rapedog	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Cactus Owl*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)
Thew Adams*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	1(0)	4(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Ham Hands	0(2)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	96(34)	16(5)	0(0)
Detolf Shelves	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	11(1)	0(0)	0(0)
Gummy*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	5(0)	0(0)	0(0)
Customs Agent*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	4(0)	1(0)	0(0)
Donkey Kong*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	3(13)	0(0)	0(0)
Dusty Clusterfuck*	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	0(0)	2(0)	0(0)	0(0)

Honors

Team Placements

• 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup: 8th Place
• 2012 4chan Summer Cup: 4th Place
• 2013 4chan Winter Cup: 2nd Place
• 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 1st Place
• 2014 4chan Winter Cup: 5th Place
• 2014 4chan Summer Cup: 9th Place
• 2017 4chan Winter Cup: 9th Place
• 2017 4chan Summer Cup: 4th Place
• Cup Finalists Cup: Champions
• Tottoric Up 2: 3rd Place
• FLGS Cup III: Champions
• Golden Spoon Cup: 3rd Place
• Beta Bowl II: 2nd Place

Individual Awards

Woody:

• All Star Team 2013 4chan Winter Cup
  
• All Star Team 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  
• Golden Boot 2013 4chan Winter Cup
  
• Golden Ball 2013 4chan Winter Cup
  
• Golden Boot 2017 4chan Summer Cup
  

Madoka Titus:

• All Star Team 2012 4chan Summer Cup
  
• All Star Team 2013 4chan Winter Cup
  
• All Star Team 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  
• Golden Boot 2013 4chan Winter Cup
  
• Golden Ball 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  
• Golden Boot 2017 4chan Summer Cup
  
• Player of the Tournament 2017 4chan Summer Cup
  

Optimus Prime:

• Golden Ball 2017 4chan Summer Cup
  

Ham Hands:

• All Star Team 2013 4chan Winter Cup
  
• Golden Glove 2013 4chan Winter Cup
  

You knoe who?:

• All Star Team 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
  

Team Awards

2012 Summer Underdog	2013 Winter Best Goal	2013 Winter Team of the Tournament

• 2012 4chan Summer Cup Underdog of the Championship
  
• 2013 4chan Winter Cup Team of the Tournament
  
• 2013 4chan Winter Cup Best Goal
  
• 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Team of the Tournament
  
• 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Bandwagoner's Choice
  
• 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Best Manager
  
• 2017 4chan Summer Cup Most Exciting Team
  

Art and Images

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  /toy/ advertisement

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  /toy/ logo art

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  /toy/ movie production, slated for release when /o/ win da Summerc up.

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  /toy/ wallpaper made for the 2015 4chan Summer Cup

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  Punished Danbo after receiving a red card

Rivalries

/sp/

/toy/ has faced /sp/ in the Cup Series a couple of times. Each time they meet it has been a very close game which either team could win, and the winner has gone on to win the Cup. Their meeting in the Finals of the 2013 Winter Cup may go down as one of the greatest cup games of all time. These boards are almost neighbors on 4chan, and yet miles apart in personality, and when they meet it is a clash of the titans.

/m/ - "Mecha Madness"

/m/ and /toy/ are as close as a brother and sister in West Virginia. The showdown of Transformers and Gundam has exactly 0 anticipation, but these dorks want to see it happen.

/v/ - "/v/ pls go"

/toy/ was a peaceful, insular little board for a very long time. Then, one fateful day, two figmas changed everything. Link and Samus, highly articulated, very good looking figures were released, and like a tsunami they came. The /v/tards. Complaints about shipping, prices, fragile figures, questions about how and where to buy figures. Loyal /toy/ soldiers fought back against the onslaught of idiots, and the day was won, but /toy/ must remain ever vigilant in the face of vidya figmas. It can and will happen again.

/mlp/ - "Hasbrowl"

Friendship may be magic, but not the kind of friendship /mlp/ brings to the table. /toy/ would much rather stick to generation 1 ponies and let mlp:fim cancer stay in its respective board.

/s/ - "sex-toy"

There has not been much of a background relationship between /s/ and /toy/. Although, we do know that when they meet eachother, the famous scoreboard shines in everybody's eyes, sex vs. toy.

Achievements
Babby Cups
Preceded by 2012 /wg/	Autumn Champions 2013 (1st title)	Succeeded by 2014 /b/