/vitagen/

/vitagen/
It's escapism! Can't you see? It's not healthy!
/vitagen/ - Playstation Vita General
Founded 3 April 2014 Manager A filthy weeaboo Owner Kazuo Hirai IRL manager Me I guess Team colors Chat color 000000 PSVita Black Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Cute Anime Girls Website /vitagen/ - Playstation Vita General Nickname Vitards
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 3 3 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat /gsg/  2–0  /vitagen/ June 13, 2014 First match /gsg/  2–0  /vitagen/ June 13, 2014
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem No Way Back Goal horn Nefertiti
Kits

Formation

Roster poll sometime I guess. Metaposting in /vitagen/ is stupid so I may just host it here.

No. Position Player 1   GK Ninja Tits 2   LB Totororororori 3   CB Photokano Screenshots 4   CB Wait for Ace 5   RB Merurururururu 6   DMF Kat's Thighs 7   CMF Vita Means Life 8   CMF Skittles 9   AMF Cute Anime Girls 10   SS High Impact Sexual Violence 11   CF Impregnate

No. Position Player 12   GK Importfags 13   GK EUROPE WINS AGAIN 14   LB Neptune is a Boy 15   LB Physical Pride 16   CB Spirit Trading 17   CB HOPE 18   RB Catalogfag 19   RB Digital Frog 20   DMF Rorona 21   DMF Overpriced Memory Cards 22   CMF Project Diva 23   CMF Waifu Wars