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(this list is getting pretty ungainly)
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Dodge Tool Crack Pipe
| align=center| The Damn Robots Are Coming For My Job
| align=center| [[File:Dodge Tool Crack Pipe.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:damnrobot.png|200px]]
| align=center| "This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white"
| align=center| They're coming for your job too, but we want to brag that we were made obsolete first because there aren't any complex hand shapes in graphic design.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
| align=center| $55
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Affinity Shill
| align=center| Corporate Memphis
| align=center| [[File:pleasebuyaffinity.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:corpmeme.png|200px]]
| align=center| Free yourself from Software as a Service bullshit for the low low price of $55. It might even be good???
| align=center| A utopian narrative for a dystopian world. Graphical Muzak.
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|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
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| align=center| [[File:Edit_This_Face.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Edit_This_Face.png|200px]]
| align=center| I need someone to turn this girl into stone. Please stop asking questions as to why.
| align=center| I need someone to turn this girl into stone. Please stop asking questions as to why.
|-bgcolor="C3D69B"
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| align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| align=center| Fine Art
| align=center| [[File:ArtAndArch.png|200px]]
| align=center| It turns out people were trying to make visually pleasing images even before the 19th century. News to me but alright sure, it's welcome here.
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
| align=center|  
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| {{Position|DMF}}
| align=center| Minimalism
| align=center| Minimalism
| align=center| [[File:Minimalism.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Minimalism.png|200px]]
| align=center| ...
| align=center| ...
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| Graphic Design Is My Passion
| align=center| [[File:XCF.png|200px]]
| align=center| {{greentext|using GIMP}}
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF"
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| <span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/wsr/
| align=center| [[File:Arr.png|200px]]
| align=center| "Hey /gd/ could you photosho-" <br> No, fuck off. </span><span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/wsr/
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
|-bgcolor="EDDA74"
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| align=center| [[File:Glitch Art.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Glitch Art.png|200px]]
| align=center| '''{{tt|HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!|YOLO WEEKEND! IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HAPPENING!}}'''
| align=center| '''{{tt|HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!|YOLO WEEKEND! IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HAPPENING!}}'''
|-bgcolor="FFA6FF"
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| align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| align=center| V A P O R W A V E
| align=center| [[File:Vaporwave.png|200px]]
| align=center| Recapture the dream of a time long past.
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| align=center| [[File:Font Share Thread.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Font Share Thread.png|200px]]
| align=center| A thread where you request and share fonts. <br> Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages.
| align=center| A thread where you request and share fonts. <br> Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages.
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 91
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Corporate Memphis
| align=center| [[File:corpmeme.png|200px]]
| align=center| A utopian narrative for a dystopian world. Graphical Muzak.
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| [[File:Logo Redesign.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Logo Redesign.png|200px]]
| align=center| Guaranteed replies in three weeks or less.
| align=center| Guaranteed replies in three weeks or less.
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| 3
| align=center| {{Position|CB}}
| align=center| Dodge Tool Crack Pipe
| align=center| [[File:Dodge Tool Crack Pipe.png|200px]]
| align=center| "This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white"
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year.
| align=center| Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year.
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| 150
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| Graphic Design Is My Passion
| align=center| Fine Art
| align=center| [[File:XCF.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:ArtAndArch.png|200px]]
| align=center| {{greentext|using GIMP}}
| align=center| It turns out people were trying to make visually pleasing images even before the 19th century. News to me but alright sure, it's welcome here.
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| [[File:Pepsi Universe.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Pepsi Universe.png|200px]]
| align=center| '''[http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf G R A V I T A T I O N A L]'''
| align=center| '''[http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf G R A V I T A T I O N A L]'''
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| Neo-Brutalist UI
| align=center| [[File:NeoBrutal.png|200px]]
| align=center| Is this a style, I'm not sure this is a style. I think maybe this is just something techbros think is a style? I don't know, this might be post ironic? I'm so confused. Lets just assume it's avant garde or something. <br>
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| align=center| [[File:Read The Sticky.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Read The Sticky.png|200px]]
| align=center| Welcome to /gd/.
| align=center| Welcome to /gd/.
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| align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| align=center| V A P O R W A V E
| align=center| [[File:Vaporwave.png|200px]]
| align=center| Recapture the dream of a time long past.
|-bgcolor=""
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}}
| align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| align=center| Golden Ratio
| align=center| Golden Ratio
| align=center| [[File:Golden_Ratio.png|200px]]
| align=center| [[File:Golden_Ratio.png|200px]]
| align=center| Transcendent design. Emergent in nature. <br>Idealized and unique. Platonic. <br>Massive Hipster Bait.
| align=center| Transcendent design. Emergent in nature. <br>Idealized and unique. Platonic. <br>Massive Hipster Bait.
|-bgcolor=""
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| align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| align=center| <span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/wsr/
| align=center| [[File:Arr.png|200px]]
| align=center| "Hey /gd/ could you photosho-" <br> No, fuck off. </span><span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/wsr/
|-bgcolor=""
| align=center| $
| align=center| {{Position|SS}}
| align=center| Fuck You Pay Me
| align=center| [[File:Fuck You Pay Me.png|200px]]
| align=center| Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me <br> Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me <br> Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me <br>
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| align=center| <span style="color:black">They're gonna rip it off / Taking their time right behind my back</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">They're gonna rip it off / Taking their time right behind my back</span>
|-bgcolor="FFC0C0"
|-bgcolor="FFC0C0"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_c_2.png|250px]]
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_c_2.png|275px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Tanking</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Tanking</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|c}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|c}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">My main battle tank can't be this cute!</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">My main battle tank can't be this cute!</span>
|-bgcolor="231F20"
|-bgcolor="231F20"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_vst_2.png|250px]]
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_vst_2.png|300px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Cometing</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Cometing</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|vst}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|vst}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Milord, I bring grim tiding from the heavens.</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Milord, I bring grim tiding from the heavens.</span>
|-bgcolor="749755"
|-bgcolor="749755"
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_b.png|250px]]
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_b.png|180px]]
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kern's Closed</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kern's Closed</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|b}}</span>
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|b}}</span>

Latest revision as of 01:40, 29 May 2023

Main Article: /gd/

Players

Sub Starter Silver Gold

Starting Eleven

No. Position Name Picture Description
1
  GK
Untitled-1.AI AI.png I'll name it later.
4
  LB
Aesthetic Flags of the World Aesthetic Flags of the World.png Good branding isn't just for soulless corporations. Keep it clean. Keep it simple. Make a statement. You are here.
9
  CB
The Damn Robots Are Coming For My Job Damnrobot.png They're coming for your job too, but we want to brag that we were made obsolete first because there aren't any complex hand shapes in graphic design.
91
  CB
Corporate Memphis Corpmeme.png A utopian narrative for a dystopian world. Graphical Muzak.
21
  RB
Edit This Face Edit This Face.png I need someone to turn this girl into stone. Please stop asking questions as to why.
  DMF
Minimalism Minimalism.png ...
19
  CMF
Graphic Design Is My Passion XCF.png >using GIMP
43
  CMF
>>>/wsr/ Arr.png "Hey /gd/ could you photosho-"
No, fuck off. >>>/wsr/
10
  AMF
Helvetica Helvetica.png The most common font in the world. Swiss masterpiece.
2
  SS
Glitch Art Glitch Art.png HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!
11
  CF
Kerning the Kat Kerning.png The friendly graphic design advice cat that you should always listen to.

Is also Satan incarnate.

Substitutes

No. Position Name Picture Description
🌭
  GK
Untitled-1.JPG Untitled1jpg.png Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is? I just want a picture o̷f̡ ̡͜͞a ̡̢g̶̷̛o̕͘t̶̀d̵́͢a͟͜͠n̸͞g͠ ͟h̕o͏̸t́d͝͏͞o̢͞͏g̸͜.
13
  LB
Font Share Thread Font Share Thread.png A thread where you request and share fonts.
Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages.
14
  CB
Rate My Logo Rate My Logo.png You tried/10.
15
  CB
Redesign It Logo Redesign.png Guaranteed replies in three weeks or less.
3
  CB
Dodge Tool Crack Pipe Dodge Tool Crack Pipe.png "This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white"
16
  RB
Random Album Art Thread Random Album Art Thread.png Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year.
150
  CMF
Fine Art ArtAndArch.png It turns out people were trying to make visually pleasing images even before the 19th century. News to me but alright sure, it's welcome here.
22
  CMF
Pepsi Universe Pepsi Universe.png G R A V I T A T I O N A L
8
  CMF
Neo-Brutalist UI NeoBrutal.png Is this a style, I'm not sure this is a style. I think maybe this is just something techbros think is a style? I don't know, this might be post ironic? I'm so confused. Lets just assume it's avant garde or something.
5
  CMF
Read The Sticky Read The Sticky.png Welcome to /gd/.
12
  SS
V A P O R W A V E Vaporwave.png Recapture the dream of a time long past.
63
  SS
Golden Ratio Golden Ratio.png Transcendent design. Emergent in nature.
Idealized and unique. Platonic.
Massive Hipster Bait.

Kernings

Picture Name Opposing Team Description
Kerning classic.png Kerning TBD icon.png TBD Classic Kern. Whenever /gd/ is too busy trying not to lose you'll see the one true Kerning.
Kerning sci.png Professor Kerning Sci icon.png /sci/ Giving bad advice gets a lot more high risk in a lab setting.
Kerning o.png Coning O icon.png /o/ Thinks there's nothing wrong with using cursive fonts on street signs.
Kerning jp.png 悪い助言猫 Jp icon.png /jp/ 私のホバークラフトはうなぎで満たされています
Kerning n.png Kerning On The Way Cool Rocket N icon.png /n/ Kerning Says: Standing on a jet engine is the future of transportation!
Kerning r9k.png Supreme Gentlecat Kerning R9k icon.png /r9k/ While you were being productive he was perfectly recreating the paint spraycan in photoshop.
Kerning u.png Kernbey U icon.png /u/ Working for exposure has never been a worse idea.
Kerning ck.png Kerning Presents: Portrait of the Artist in Cake Ck icon.png /ck/ This brave work was colored entirely with printer ink, will kill you if you eat it, and is worth over ten thousand dollars.
Kerning m.png GUNDAM
Pilot: Kerning
M icon.png /m/ This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
Kerning mu.png Starfucker - Reptilians Mu icon.png /mu/ I love to see you crying / So happy when you're sad...
Kerning r9k 2.png That Doomer Kerning R9k icon.png /r9k/ At the end of the day we have to make the logo beautiful because the product behind it is not. Graphic Design is an idealized world, one without grime and sin. The real world is very different. I'm not sure it's worth fighting for.
Kerning ck 2.png Ice Cream Kern Ck icon.png /ck/ Unreasonably salted ice cream guaranteed to kinda maybe look vaguely like Kerning! Tastes like regret and set pieces.
Kerning f.png SpeedyKern F icon.png /f/ In the beginning there was cats, eurobeat, and flash loops.
Kerning winter 19 final.png Hype Video Kerning WC19 Design E.pngWC19 Those were some good onion rings.
Kerning block.png Dr. Kerncat (aka Kernkatnik) Block icon.png /block/ /3/ fell for it! The cup is ours! I'll have to give myself a prrrrrrrromotion!
Unknown Question Mark.png ??? Cm icon.png /cm/ Still owe these guys a kerning...
Kerning wg.png Kern Destroyer Wg icon.png /wg/ Pictured here is Kerning heroically about to smack into a pole.
Kerning x.png """Alien""" Kerning X icon.png /x/ I wish I could believe.
Kerning ref.png Red Karding Summer19 C.pngSC19
WoC21 Design E.pngWoC21
Even after being eliminated from the tournament Kerning was still really eager to see you crying.
Kerning an.png Lioning An icon.png /an/ ...What do you mean he was already an animal?
Kerning biz.png RIGGERS HATE HIM! Biz icon.png /biz/ EVERY YEAR THE GOVERNMENT GIVES AWAY MILLIONS IN FREE KERNINGS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND HIM! CALL TODAY!
Kerning v.png Morganing V icon.png /v/ Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning!
Kerning dsp.png Professional Bowler and/or 80's Jiggalo Kerning D icon.png /d/Sp icon.png /sp/ Fa icon.png /fa/ One way or the other, he probably has excellent ball control.
Kerning trv.png Socially Distant Kerning Trv icon.png /trv/ They infected a tiger. No thanks.
Kerning s4s.png Kernsandra S4s icon.png /s4s/ Free games? You'd be surprise!
Kerning mlp.png Kerning (the janitor [as Scruffy {the janitor}]) Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep...
Kerning wg 2.png Kernolic Green Hills Wg icon.png /wg/ Halfway to making a quality YTMND site!
Kerning biz 2.png Koining Biz icon.png /biz/ Because being paid in exposure is still realer than this.
Kerning ck 3.png Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Ck icon.png /ck/ Bistromatics!
Kerning jp 2.png 4Kerna Jp icon.png /jp/ They were neither beef nor chicken.
Kerning r9k 3.png Rounding R9k icon.png /r9k/ "Just leave me alone..." he mutters, while getting harassed by the same team for 6th time.
Kerning p.png Kerning Nega P icon.png /p/ Using a negative filter is a great way to find colors for your logo.
Kerning v 2.gif Gaming Kerning V icon.png /v/ Nothing improves game performance better than flashy and bright colors.
Kerning vt.png KernFC Vt icon.png /vt/ The other annoying orange vtuber.
Kerning soc.png Rate My Kern Soc icon.png /soc/ People are like logos, just pick the best looking one.
Pol kerning.png Clowning Pol icon.png /pol/ 🤡
Kerning vp.png Kerngle Vp icon.png /vp/ Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore
Kerning VeeEssTee.png Kerncina Vst icon.png /vst/ I challenge my fate!!
Kerning jp 3.png Kern: Black Kat Of Ill Omen Jp icon.png /jp/ honk
Kerning mu 2.png The White Stripes – "Seven Nation Army" (The Glitch Mob Remix) Mu icon.png /mu/ They're gonna rip it off / Taking their time right behind my back
Kerning c 2.png Tanking C icon.png /c/ My main battle tank can't be this cute!
Kerning vst 2.png Cometing Vst icon.png /vst/ Milord, I bring grim tiding from the heavens.
Kerning b.png Kern's Closed B icon.png /b/ For all the true bobbas.
Kerning sci 2.png Wiring (DO NOT CONSTRUCT) Sci icon.png /sci/ Listen, all I'm saying is if your invention hasn't actually electrocuted anyone yet, how can you KNOW it's actually dangerous?
Kerning Spr22.png Kern's Up! SBC22 Design D.pngSBC22 Riding that wave of hubris all the way to summer