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/wg/

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/wg/ - Wallpapers/General

Founded

May 2012

Owner

Jeff Goldblum

IRL manager

Managers:
Moze !!Moze78KszJJ
Meno !!o5KIJgy4fQA

Collective:
Management !!dfLURkaSEK+

Team colors

Chat color

3760AE
Photoshop Blue

Ranking

43 (

11)

Highest rank

1st (September 2013)

Lowest rank

43rd (February 2023)

Top scorer

Cunt Destroyer (114)

Top assister

Cunt Destroyer (45)

Captain

Cunt Destroyer

Website

/wg/ - Wallpapers/General

Nickname

The Da/wg/s

Home ground

Mont Cervin

Historic performance

67	15	55			137				48.91%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
271	263	+8

Biggest win
/sci/	1–7	/wg/
September 29, 2012

Biggest defeat
/f/	10–0	/wg/
September 9, 2012

First match
/wg/	1–1	/po/
May 16, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	13 (First in Winter 13)
Best result	1st, Summer 13
Babby Cup
Appearances	10 (First in Autumn 12)
Best result	1st, Autumn 12

Team music

Anthem	Winger - Battlestations
Anthem 2	Lucas Pope, Armesto - Theme to "Papers, Please" (Orchestral)
Anthem 3	The Rolling Stones - Paint It, Black

Goal horn	Sporty-o - Let Me Hit It
Alt-horn	MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー
Alt-horn	Give Her (The Dick)
Alt-horn	slacker - plswaveback
Alt-horn	Theme to "Boss Nigger"
Alt-horn	Master P - I Got The Dank
Alt-horn	Lemon Demon - Reaganomics

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit
Third kit
Fourth kit
Fifth kit

/wg/ - That place you go when you're sick of your wallpaper. It has a team? Who knew? It's actually quite a good one... Underestimate at your own peril.
Join the team Discord!

Roster

Main article: /wg/ Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

Bliss

14

	CB

Rainmeter

2

	CB

Communism

3

	CB

Save One Leave One

7

	DMF

Dank Papes

20

	LMF

Boss Nigger

5

	RMF

Headphone Girl

8

	CMF

Comfy

10

	AMF

Descartes

9

	SS

Helios

11

	CF

Cunt Destroyer

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Dolla Dolla Bill Yall

13

	CB

Hey /wg/ It's My Birthday

23

	CB

>>>/w/

15

	CB

Kilometer One

21

	DMF

Dark Side of the Moon

17

	CMF

Goldblum

18

	LMF

Zdzisław Beksiński

6

	LMF

Flags of the World

4

	RMF

Orgy Dog

19

	RMF

Original Content

16

	AMF

Spacecat

22

	SS

Ronald Raygun

Team Photo

Top: Boss Nigger, Keep Calm, Fuckscapes, Headphone Girl, Bliss
Bottom: Cunt Destroyer (Captain), Descartes, Dark Side of the Moon, Rainmeter, Spacecat, Goldblum
Accolades: Autumn 2014 3rd Place, Summer 2013 1st Place, Autumn 2012 1st Place
* Photo taken prior to Autumn 2015

Wallpaper of the Month

Recent Results

Main article: /wg/ Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
January 29, 2021	/i/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Group B	0-0 D
January 31, 2021	/fa/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Group B	0-1 L
February 6, 2021	/adv/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Group B	4-1 W	10', 66' Cunt Destroyer 51', 88' Descartes
February 13, 2021	/co/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Round of Sixteen	4-0 W	25' Cunt Destroyer 58', 90+3' Descartes 77' Helios
February 14, 2021	/m/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	3-1 W	33' Descartes 45+2', 90+2' Cunt Destroyer
February 14, 2021	/his/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	1-2 L	43' Comfy
February 14, 2021	/cm/	2021 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	2-4 L	33', 90+0' Cunt Destroyer

Rivalries


The Wallpapers Derby The founding of new comer team /w/, the anime wallpaper board, saw that /wg/ finally had a team to be considered as a rival. With both wallpaper boards getting drawn into Group B of the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup, the first ever Wallpaper Derby took place. In one of the most exciting matches in that tournament, /wg/ looked to be coming out with a win. To everyone's amazement, /w/ turned around the result scoring twice in the last five minute, leaving victorious on a 3-2 win. However, /wg/ got the last laugh that cup. On the final day they earned promotion, a result that ended with /w/ just missing out on their first ever Elite Cup. The two teams came together as one to participate in the Tag Team Cup 1 to create /wu/, Wallpapers United. In classic /wg/ fashion, they won, once again securing the title of Greatest Of All Teams in the name of the Wallpapers. [to be updated]
0-0-2


The True Champion Bowl Okay so basically /mu/ was some salty-ass bitches after /wg/ schmacked em in the round of 16, winter '13, and so /wg/ decided to make em learn what it means to hurt, and did em doggy-style, snatching the star in the next elite cup right from /mu/'s melon-loving asses in the final. Then /wg/ beat em again in summer '14 just because they were there and /wg/ was like, "lol, why not." Then later /mu/ finally beat /wg/ in some cup no one cares about and /mu/ was so excited that the entire base of fans, mangers, and players creamed their collective jeans in a piercing, childish squee, referencing some lame screamo song about some old book that also no one cares about. Things returned to normal when /wg/ trounced /mu/ in [TBD].
3-0-1

Honors

Team Awards

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Champions
2013 4chan Summer Cup: Champions
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Third Place
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Fourth Place
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Fourth Place
2021 4chan Winter Cup: Fourth Place

Individual Awards

Player	Awards
Cunt Destoyer	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Boot - 13 Goals 2013 4chan Summer Cup: Golden Boot - 10 Goals 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Boot - 11 Goals 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Goal of the Tournament 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Ball - 8 Assists 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Golden Ball - 8 Assists
Spacecat	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Ball - 6 Assists 2013 4chan Summer Cup: Golden Ball - 8 Assists
Bliss	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Golden Glove - 31 Saves
Helios	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Golden Boot - 11 Goals

Other Awards

2013 4chan Summer Cup: Bandwagoner's Choice
2013 4chan Summer Cup: Team of the Tournament
2014 4chan Summer Cup: Best Fans


2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Goal of the Tournament

Unofficial Awards

Tag Team Cup 1: Champions (as /wu/)
Tag Team Cup 2: Champions (as /wu/)

Team Images


Wallpapers for the Wallpaper God.	The team celebrating a Cunt Destroyer goal.	Cunt Destroyer scoring the first goal in one of the fastest 4CC braces during the 2013 Summer Cup.	Promotional poster for the 2014 Autumn Quarterfinal match between /wg/ and /mlp/.	Cunt Destroyer and Helios posing after a goal.

Trivia

To this day, /wg/ still holds the record for having the worst defeat ever: 10-0 against /f/ in a friendly.
In the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the team took part in a scandal that was named "Wardrobe Malfunction." /wg/ had already qualified for the 2013 4chan Winter Cup with one matchday remaining in the group. To avoid having medal players injured or tired, they were all rested in the final match against /vp/. This led to much speculation about rigging, as /wg/ proceeded to lose 4-0 to /vp/. Combined with /fa/'s manager (who was supposedly out on a date) arrogantly instructing Germanbro to rest his gold players against /po/, this led to several laughs and anal devastation over what had just transpired.
- This was later revealed to be a missing chapter of Dragongate - basically, /fa/'s manager turned out to be the Preston (a former /vp/ manager) with a different name. In short, he got control of /vp/ back from "Gallow" and was actually controlling both /fa/ and /vp/ in the same cup. This is why the result of /wg/ vs /vp/ is nullified in match records, along with /po/ vs /fa/ in the respective team histories.
After the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, /wg/ became the first ever team to win both a Babby Cup and an Elite Cup, and the first to hold both cups at the same time.
Before the cup regulated height, /wg/ was the tallest team in any official competition.
/wg/ was Nuevo Elite for almost 2 years, between the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup and the 2014 4chan Summer Cup.
/wg/ holds the record longest winning streak in cup history, it lasted for 12 games.
Cunt Destroyer won the most Golden Boots in the cup with 3, and also holds the record of most goals scored in a single cup with 13 goals in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.
/wg/ earned a cup medal each year in the first three years of their existence: 1st Place in Autumn 2012, 1st Place in Summer 2013, and 3rd place in Autumn 2014.

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by ~~2012 /sp/~~	Summer Champions 2013 (1st title)	Succeeded by 2014 /mu/
Babby Cups
Inaugural Champions	Autumn Champions 2012 (1st title)	Succeeded by 2013 /toy/

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 [https://discord.gg/ccf6qEh Join the team Discord!]
 ==Roster==
 Main article: [[/wg/ Roster]] <br>
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-{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/w/</span>}}
+{{sq start player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Rainmeter}}
-{{sq start player |no=21 |pos=CB |name=Holy Fucking Shit Dude, How Big Is Your Monitor}}
+{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=Communism}}
-{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Hey /wg/ It's My Birthday}}
+{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=Save One Leave One}}
-{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=RB |name=Brutalism}}
+{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=DMF |name=Dank Papes}}
-{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=DMF |name=Comfy}}
+{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=LMF |name=Boss Nigger}}
-{{sq start player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=Ronald Raygun}}
+{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=RMF |name=Headphone Girl}}
-{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name={{greentext|implying this is a wallpaper}}}}
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 {{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=AMF |name=Descartes}}
 {{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=Helios {{Captain}}}}
 {{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=Cunt Destroyer {{vice-captain}}}}
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-{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=Bliss}}
+{{sq player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=Dolla Dolla Bill Yall}}
-{{sq player |no=13 |pos=LB |name=mnml}}
+{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=Hey /wg/ It's My Birthday}}
-{{sq player |no=23 |pos=LB |name=Traditional Art}}
+{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CB |name=<span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/w/</span>}}
-{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=Zdzisław Beksiński}}
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-{{sq player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=Rainmeter}}
+{{sq player |no=21 |pos=DMF |name=Dark Side of the Moon}}
-{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=Dark Side of the Moon}}
+{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CMF |name=Goldblum}}
-{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=Cybercunt}}
+{{sq player |no=18 |pos=LMF |name=Zdzisław Beksiński}}
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+{{sq player |no=6 |pos=LMF |name=Flags of the World}}
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-{{sq player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=Boss Nigger}}
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-{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=I Am Very Sad}}
+{{sq player |no=16 |pos=AMF |name=Spacecat}}
-{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=it was the best wallpaper ive ever known}}
+{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=Ronald Raygun}}
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 [[Category:Official teams|wg]]
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 [[Category:Summer Cup Champions|wg]]
 [[Category:Autumn Babby Cup Champions|wg]]

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