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Bing Bing Wahoo!
/smbg/ - Super Mario Bros. General
Founded November 2 2023 Manager Shigeru Miyamoto Owner Nintendo Caretaker Ninji Enjoyer !0vFFeEDnVs IRL manager Managerless Team colors Extra team colors Chat color ed1c24 Koopa shell red Ranking Highest rank () Lowest rank () Top scorer Bing bing WAHOO! (14) Top assister It's a football, I chiseled it!/ Fuck Luigi (5) Captain Bing bing WAHOO! Website /smbg/ - Super Mario Bros. General Nickname The Paisanos/ The Brothers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 5 1 2 8 62.5%
GF GA GD 22 17 +5
Biggest win /psg/  0–3  /smbg/ 26 November 2023 Biggest defeat /smbg/  1–4  /utg/ 15 June 2024 First match /psg/  0–3  /smbg/ 26 November 2023
/vg/ League Appearances 2 (First in VGL 21) Best result 6th, VGL 21
Team music
Anthem SMW Athletic PAL version Away Anthem Gang-Plank Galleon Victory Yoshi's Story - Ending Victory (RO16) Jump Up, Super Star! Victory (KOs) SM64 Staff Roll Goal horn Bowser's Factory Bing Bing WAHOO! Do the MowtenDoo It's a football, I chiseled it! Luigi's theme (Mario Strikers Charged) FUCK LUIGI The Clocktower Shiddy Pirate Lagoon BUP Chandelier
Kits

I know what you might be thinking 'Wait, these guys exist??' and I understand that (though honestly, I think I might actually be surprised if you didn't know about us after Wonder leaked). Against all odds, turns out that there is, indeed, enough bing bing wahoo game and character autism for a general to exist. After enough official football games, the only other natural progression was for the Mr. Videogame™ himself to come to the divegrass cup and show off.

Roster

No. Position Player 768   GK AUGH 688   CB Bane of Tanabe 90   CB Yoshit 89   CB HI I'M DAISY 213   DMF ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE 5   DMF #girlboss 593   CMF BUP 94   CMF Shiddy 1   CF FUCK LUIGI 2   SS It's a football, I chiseled it! 64   CF Bing Bing WAHOO!

No. Position Player 337   CB Hammer Time 995   CB Stomping... KOOPAS 88   CB Vivian Bait Thread 236   CB Dead General 7   CB Space Mommy 81   CB 1UP Girl 69   DMF Never getting another game 87   DMF PERFECTED 92   DMF Weegee 13   DMF Ludwig 24   DMF Gay Bowser 200   DMF Wah

Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Results	Scorers	Dates/Vod
/vg/ League 21	Group Stage	/psg/	3-0	Bing Bing WAHOO!  10'  #girlboss' Bing Bing WAHOO!  16'  It's a football, I chiseled it!' It's a football, I chiseled it!  88'  Clean it up plumber'	26 November 2023
		/hanny/	2-0	Bing Bing WAHOO!  43'  It's a football, I chiseled it!' It's a football, I chiseled it!  89'  #girlboss'	2 December 2023
		/pcrg/	4-3	Bing Bing WAHOO!  29'  HI I'M DAISY' It's a football, I chiseled it!  63'  Gay Bowser' Bing Bing WAHOO!  69'  #girlboss' Bing Bing WAHOO!  74'  HI I'M DAISY'	8 December 2023
	Round of 16	/vrg/	3-2	HI I'M DAISY  18'  Gay Bowser' Bing Bing WAHOO!  33' Bing Bing WAHOO!  73'  It's a football, I chiseled it!'	16 December 2023
	Quarterfinals	/vn/	3(0)-3(3)	#girlboss  23' #girlboss  55'  It's a football, I chiseled it!' Bing Bing WAHOO!  114'  #girlboss'	17 December 2023
/vg/ League 22	Group Stage	/mmg/	3-2	Bing Bing WAHOO!  43'  Fuck Luigi' It's a football, I chiseled it!  54' Bing Bing WAHOO!  56'  Fuck Luigi'	9 June 2024
		/utg/	1-4	Bing Bing WAHOO!  44'  It's a football, I chiseled it!'	15 June 2024
		/llsifg/	3-3	It's a football, I chiseled it!  36'  Fuck Luigi' Bing Bing WAHOO!  59'  Fuck Luigi' Bing Bing WAHOO!  81'  Fuck Luigi'	21 June 2024

Statistics

Player	Goals	Assists
Bing Bing WAHOO!	14	0
It's a football, I chiseled it!	5	5
#girlboss	2	4
HI I'M DAISY	1	2
Fuck Luigi	0	5
Gay Bowser	0	2
Clean it up plumber	0	1

Goalie	Saves
AUGH	16