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{{VTLBoardInfobox
|team=hag
|team=hag
|name= Hags
|name= Hags
|motto= We Like Older Women
|motto= We Like Older Women
|date=January 14th 2022
|date=January 14th 2022
|manager=
|caretaker= Reverse
|owner=
|owner=


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|scorer=  
 
|goals=
|ranking= 31 (<small>{{decrease|20}}</small>)
|assister= N/A
|high_ranking= 2
|assists=  N/A
|high_date= 17 September 2023
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|d=0
|low_date= 29 September 2024
|l=0
 
|gf=0
|scorer= Birbhag
|ga=0
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|win_home=
|assister= MIOSHA
|win_away=
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|d=4
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|first_home=
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|first_away=
|win_date= 6 September 24
|first_score_home=  
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|first_score_away=  
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|first_date=
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|lose_score_away= 1
|lose_date= 4 March 23
|first_home= nasfaqg
|first_away= hag
|first_score_home= 1
|first_score_away= 1
|first_date= 4 March 22
|vtl_appearances= 6
|first_vtl_appearance= [[/vt/ League 2]]
|best_vtl_result= 3rd
|best_vtl_cup= [[/vt/ League 5]]
|captain= MIOSHA
|captain= MIOSHA
|hex=000000
|hex=000000
|color= Miosha Black
|color= Miosha Black
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das
|a_title= Stacy's Mom
|a_title= Older Women
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das
|altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
|altanthem1_title= Older Women
|altanthem1_title= Stacy's mom
|horn= youtu.be/S3S2ST7ULUI?list=RDS3S2ST7ULUI
 
|gh_title= Animal
|Website= [https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=/hag/ /hag/]
|althorn1= youtube.com/watch?v=YPm9T622OX0
|altgh1_what= MIOSHA Goal Horn
|altgh1_title= Howling
|althorn2= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr9iLdXK9ik&t=79s
|altgh2_what= MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn
|altgh2_title= Wanwanwaoon
|althorn3= youtu.be/6XaoM4OiJhA
|altgh3_what= Pochimama Goal Horn
|altgh3_title= Alien Alien
|althorn4= https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hlEyvXqXw
|altgh4_what= SEX DOG Goal Horn
|altgh4_title= Wan-Wan House!
|nickname= /hag/gots  
|nickname= /hag/gots  
}}
}}
The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26. <br>
Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course.
Impregnating all the hags is our goal.


[[File:Hag.jpg|350px]]
[[File:Hag.jpg|350px]]
<br>
__TOC__
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<span style="color:#a30000;font-family:sans-serif;font-size:32pt;font-weight:700'>News</span><br>


<div style='height:110px;overflow:auto;border:solid #a30000 3px;padding-right:5px;padding-left:5px;padding-bottom:5px'>
06/9/24 | /hag/ beats {{team away|rrat}} with an amazing 5-0 scoreline, MIOSHA gets MOTM for her hat-trick


== Roster ==
31/8/24 | VTL7 Draw Results - /hag/ is in Group A and plays against {{team away|rrat}}, {{team away|skynetFC}} and {{team away|choc}}
 
07/8/24 | Roster Update : Hag Femanon, Indiehag Stream Spoonfed join the team, GOOD ENDING, HAVE SEX AND REPRODUCE come back. Bleached Hag's name is changed to "Darling Daily Dose". END HER MENOPAUSE and Sex Potion Hag get relegated to normal players while Wakipai becomes a Silver Player
 
</div>
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">History</span></div>==
 
Debuted in [[/vt/ League 2]]. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [[https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_2_Group_C Group C]] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Roster</span></div>==


{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=BARREN WOMB}}
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX12.jpg  |30px]] Have Sex and Reproduce}}
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=Bleached Hag}}
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX02.jpg |30px]] Daisenhag}}
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Dragon Tits}}
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX09.jpg |30px]] Birbhag}}  
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Wine Aunt}}
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX05.jpg |30px]] Wakipai}}
{{sq start player |no=34 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Wakipai}}
{{sq start player |no=40 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX11.jpg |30px]] END HER MENOPAUSE}}
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name={{greentext|tfw no wife}}}}
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX07.jpg |30px]] SEX DOG}}
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=SEX DOG}}
{{sq start player |no=37 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX08.jpg |30px]] Sex Potion Hag}}
{{sq silver player |no=37 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=Office Lady}}  
{{sq silver player |no=29 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX23.jpg |30px]] Ero Guesser}}
{{sq gold player |no=38 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name=MIOSHA}}{{captain}}
{{sq silver player |no=34 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX01.jpg |30px]] MILF}}  
{{sq silver player |no=39 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=Pochimama}}
{{sq gold player |no=43 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name= [[File:averagehaggot.jpg |30px]] Average Haggot}}  
{{sq gold player |no=40 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name=END HER MENOPAUSE}}
{{sq gold player |no=38 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX10.jpg |30px]] MIOSHA}}{{captain}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq start player |no=41 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=MILF}}
{{sq start player |no=41 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name= [[File:Subaru.jpg  |30px]] Hatchling Hag}}
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=Girlfriend}}
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Fwmc.png |30px]] Co-op Breeding}}
{{sq start player |no=43 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=Birbhag}}
{{sq start player |no=47 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX14.jpg |30px]] Mature Turkey }}
{{sq start player |no=44 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Is She A Hag?}}
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Bleachedhag.png |30px]] Darling Daily Dose }}
{{sq start player |no=29 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=Honorary Hag}}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX16.jpg |30px]] Hagsmith}}
{{sq start player |no=46 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=GIWTWM}}
{{sq start player |no=45 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Tfwnowife.jpg |30px]] >tfw no wife}}
{{sq start player |no=47 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX}}
{{sq start player |no=46 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX18.jpg |30px]] Calming Predator}}
{{sq start player |no=26 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=Christmas Cake}}
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX20.jpg |30px]] WOMB}}  
{{sq start player |no=49 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=ABE LET ME IN}}
{{sq start player |no=49 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Goodending.jpg |30px]] GOOD ENDING}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=Hag Clussy}}
{{sq start player |no=39 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX06.jpg |30px]] Pochimama}}
{{sq start player |no=51 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=MMO Autist}}
{{sq start player |no=48 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Spiderhag.jpg  |30px]]  Spiderhag}}
{{sq start player |no=52 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=Married}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Towahag.jpg |30px]] Towa...}}
{{sq end}}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Player Statistics</span></div>==
 
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="background-color: #a30000" width="125" | <font color="ffffff"> Player Name </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="ffffff"> Total Goals </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#fffff"> Total Assists </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#fffff"> Hag of The Match </font>
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX09.jpg |30px]] Birbhag
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''17'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''4'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
 
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left| [[File:XXX11.jpg | 30px]] END HER MENOPAUSE
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''14'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''4'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left  | [[File:XXX10.jpg | 30px]] MIOSHA
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''11'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''15'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX08.jpg | 30px]] Sex Potion Hag
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''5'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''5'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left |[[File:XXX06.jpg | 30px]] Pochimama
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''6'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Mmoautist.png | 30px]] MMO Autist
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Friend.png | 30px]] >tfw no wife
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
 
 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX07.jpg | 30px]] SEX DOG
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX20.jpg | 30px]] WOMB
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''6'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Ayamy.png | 30px]] Girlfriend
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
 
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Milestone.png | 30px]] 200TH Milestone
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
|-
 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:XXX14.jpg| 30px]] Mature Turkey
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
|}
<br>
 
{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="background-color: #a30000" width="125" | <font color="#ffffff"> Goalkeeper </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#ffffff"> Total Saves </font>
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Pekomama.png | 30px]] MILF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''27'''
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Averagehaggot.jpg | 30px]] Average Haggot
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''24'''
|-


{{sq end}}
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Abe.png | 30px ]] Have Sex and Reproduce
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''15'''
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Ancientgod.png | 30px]] Ancient Goddess
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''7'''
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" align=left | [[File:Hatchling_hag.jpg |30px]] Hatchling Hag
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
|}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Cup Record</span></div>==
{| class="wikitable" width=30%
|-
!style="background:#a30000;color:#FFFFFF"| Event
!style="background:#000000;color:#FFFFFF"| Place
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 2]]
|8th
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 3]]
|25th
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 4]]
|28th
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 5]]
|3rd
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 6]]
|26th
|-bgcolor=""
|[[/vt/ League 7]]
|30th
 
|}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Official Match History</span></div>==
{| class="wikitable" width=80%
|-
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=25%| Competition
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=15%| Round
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=15%| Opponent
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=10%| Result
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=20%| Scorers
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#ffffff" width=15%| Date
 
<!-- /VT/ League 2 -->
|-bgcolor="ffff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="5" align=center|[[File:VTLeague2 Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League_2]]<br>[[/vt/ League 2]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_2#Group_C|Group Stage <br> Group C]]
|align=center|{{team away|nasfaqg}}
|align=center|1&ndash;1
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|26}} </small>
|align=center|4 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|pcg}}
|align=center|3&dash;1
|align=left|<small> Pochimama {{goal|23}} </small>
|align=center|6 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|vsj+}}
|align=center|2&dash;0
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|45+1}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|61}} </small>
|align=center|11 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_2#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|moon}}
|align=center|2-1
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|18}} <br> MMO Autist {{goal|82}} </small>
|align=center|12 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_2#Quarter-finals|Quarter-finals]]
|align=center|{{team away|nepolabo}}
|align=center|3-0
|align=left|[[File:ぴえん.png|50px|center|frameless|alt=;_;]]
|align=center|13 March 2022
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 8th of 32'''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 3 -->
|-bgcolor="ffff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague3_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League_3]]<br>[[/vt/ League 3]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_3|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|morig}}
|align=center|1-1
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|84}} </small>
|align=center|3 September 2022
 
|-bgcolor="ffff99"
|align=center|{{team away|wah}}
|align=center|4-4
|align=left|<small>Pochimama {{goal|10||90+1}} <br> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|45+1, 50}}<small>
|align=center|9 September 2022
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|manstars}}
|align=center|2-1
|align=left|<small>{{goal|18}} {{greentext|tfw no wife}}</small>
|align=center|11 September 2022
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 25th of 32'''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 4-->
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague4_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 4]]<br>[[/vt/ League 4]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_4|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|doog}}
|align=center|5-1
|align=left|<small>Birbhag {{goal|85}} </small>
|align=center|  4 March 2023
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
| align=center|{{team away|nasfaqg}}
| align=center|2-5
| align=left|<small> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|60}} <br>  SEX DOG {{goal|80}} </small>
| align=center| 10 March 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
| align=center|{{team away|wah}}
| align=center|0-3
| align=left|<small> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|4, 65}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|88}}  </small>
| align=center|  17 March 2023
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 28th of 36'''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 5-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="7" align=center|[[File:VTLeague5_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 5]]<br>[[/vt/ League 5]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_4|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|holoX}}
|align=center|2-4
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|16}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|55, 76}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|90+1}}
|align=center|  2 September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="ffff99"
| align=center|{{team away|skynetFC}}
| align=center|3-3
| align=left|<small>Birbag {{goal|3}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|32, 56}}
| align=center|  8 September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
| align=center|{{team away|vtwbg}}
| align=center|1-5
| align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|14}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|19}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|23, 90}} <br> WOMB {{goal|56}}
| align=center|  10 September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Round of 16|Round of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|nasfaqg}}
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Round of 16|4-1 ]]
|align=left|<small>Sex Potion Hag{{goal|32}} <br> END HER MENOPAUSE{{goal|44, 77}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|62}}<small>
|align=center| 16  September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Quarter Finals|Quarter Finals]]
|align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}}
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Quarter Finals|3-2 (a.e.t) ]]
|align=left|<small> Birbhag {{goal|2, 27, 103}} <small>
|align=center| 17 September  2023
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Semi Finals|Semi Finals]]
|align=center|{{team away|mayo}}
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#Quarter Finals|5-4]]
|align=left|<small>END HER MENOPAUSE{{Goal|14}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|18, 24, 66}} <small>
|align=center| 17 September  2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#3rd place Match|3rd place Match]]
|align=center|{{team away|doog}}
|align=center|[[/vt/_League 5#3rd Place Match|0-3]]
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|13}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|58}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|81}} <small>
|align=center| 17 September 2023
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 3rd of 40'''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 6-->
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague6_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 6]]<br>[[/vt/ League 6]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_4|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|rrat}}
|align=center|2-3
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|32}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|55}} </small>
|align=center|  1 March 2024
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|mayo}}
|align=center| 4-5
|align=left|<small> WOMB {{goal|6, 41, 60}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|90+1}} </small>
|align=center| 3 March 2024
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|pink}}
|align=center| 2-3
|align=left| <small> WOMB {{goal|43}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|73}} <br> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|90+2}} </small>
|align=center| 9 March 2024
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 26th of 42 '''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 7-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague7_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 7]]<br>[[/vt/ League 7]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_7|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|rrat}}
|align=center|0-5
|align=left|<small> MIOSHA {{goal|6, 18, 90+5}} <br> Birbhag{{goal|66}} <br> WOMB{{goal|90+1}} </small>
|align=center|  6 September 2024
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|choc}}
|align=center| 3-1
|align=left|<small> Birbhag {{goal|90+5}} </small>
|align=center| 15 September 2024
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|skynetFC}}
|align=center| 1-3
|align=left| <small> MIOSHA {{goal|15}} </small>
|align=center| 21 September 2024
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|''' Placement : 30th of 49 '''
|
 
<!-- /VT/ League 8-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague8_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 8]]<br>[[/vt/ League 8]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_8|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|vtwbg}}
|align=center|1-3
|align=left|<small> {{goal|37}} Average Haggot <br> {{owngoal|69}} ABANDON SQUIRRELS HAVE SEX WITH SCIENCE <br> {{goal|86}} Ero Guesser </small>
|align=center|  16 March 2025
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|flip}}
|align=center| 0-2
|align=left|
|align=center| 21 March 2025
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|ybc}}
|align=center| 6-3
|align=left| <small> {{goal|63}} Ero Guesser <br> {{goal|83}} Pochimama <br> {{goal|90+4}} Average Haggot </small>
|align=center| 29 March 2025
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|''' Placement : 35th of 49 '''
|}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Invitationals History</span></div>==
{| class="wikitable" width=80%
|-
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=25%| Competition
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=12%| Round
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=14%| Opponent
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=7%| Result
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=30%| Scorers
!style="background:#4B61D1;color:#FFFFFF" width=12%| Date
 
<!-- /VT/ League 4 Friendlies-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="4" align=center|[[File:Vtl4friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 4 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 4 Friendlies]]
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 4 Friendlies|Friendlies]]
 
|align=center|{{team away|mogu}}
|align=center|3-6
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|6||21||30||37}} <br> Pochimama {{goal|45+3}} <br> Miosha {{goal|90+2}} </small>
|align=center| 5 January 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}}
|align=center|4-1
|align=left|<small> Pochimama {{goal|41}} <br> Miosha {{goal|67||90+1}} <br> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|73}}  </small>
|align=center| 6 January 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|GGG}}
|align=center|4-2
|align=left|<small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|19}} <br> Miosha {{goal|38||41||45+2}}  </small>
|align=center| 19 January 2023
 
<!-- RTTC -->
 
|-bgcolor="#ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeagueTagTeam_Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup |/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup]]
 
as part of {{team away|vintage}}
 
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Quarter Finals]]
|align=center|{{team away|here}}
|align=center| 0-2
|align=left|
|align=center| 10 August, 2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Loser's Round 2]]
|align=center|{{team away|BIG}}
|align=center| 4-0
|align=left| <small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|20||75||78}} <br> Okakoro {{goal|53}} </small>
|align=center| 10 August, 2023
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Loser's Round 3]]
|align=center|{{team away|vtautism}}
|align=center|  3-1
|align=left|<small> Dorky Spooder {{goal|31}} </small>
|align=center| 11 August, 2023
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 6th of 9'''
 
<!-- /VT/ League 5 Friendlies-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:Vtl5friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/ League 5 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 5 Friendlies]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 5 Friendlies|Friendlies]]
 
|align=center|{{team away|holoX}}
|align=center| 3-3 <br> (P.Ks 3-1)
|align=left| <small>Birbhag {{goal|44||60}}<br>Miosha {{goal|90+0}}</small>
|align=center| 17 August  2023
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|vrt}}
|align=center| 1-1 <br> (P.Ks 4-1)
|align=left| <small>END HER MENOPAUSE{{goal|45+0}}</small>
|align=center| 18 August  2023
<br>
 
<!-- /VT/ League 6 Friendlies-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:Vtl6friendlylogo.png|135px|link=/vt/ League 6 Friendlies]]<br>[[/vt/ League 6 Friendlies]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[:/vt/ League 6 Friendlies|Friendlies]]
 
|align=center|{{team away|mogu}}
|align=center|4-0
|align=left|<small> Birbhag{{goal|15||90+0}}  <br> Miosha{{goal|45+0}}  <br> END HER MENOPAUSE{{goal|55}}</small>
|align=center| 12 January 2024
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|mayo}}
|align=center|2-2 <br> (P.Ks 5-6)
|align=left|<small> Miosha{{goal|66}}  <br> Old Architecture{{goal|79}} </small>
|align=center| 13 January 2024
 
<!-- Garbage Fes -->
 
|-bgcolor="#99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:VTLeagueGarbageFES Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_6_GarbageFES |/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES|Round of 26]]
|align=center|{{team away|HiRyS}}
|align=center| 4-5
|align=left| <small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|11}} <br> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|49}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|74}} <br> SEX DOG {{goal|80}} <br> Girlfriend {{goal|87}} </small>
|align=center| 16 March, 2024
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_Randomized_Tag_Team_Cup|Round of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|wvt}}
|align=center| 4-3
|align=left| <small> END HER MENOPAUSE {{goal|23}} <br> Co-op Breeding {{goal|37}} <br> WOMB {{goal|89}}</small>
|align=center| 17 March, 2024
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 9th of 24'''
 
<!-- /vt/ League Academy -->
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Vtacademy.png|135px|link=/vt/ League Academy]]<br>[[:/vt/ League Academy|/vt/ League Academy]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[:/vt/ League Academy|Swiss Round]]
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center|{{team away|pcgia}}
|align=center| 4-3
|align=left| <small> WOMB {{goal|29}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|85||90+3}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|90+1}} </small>
|align=center| 20 April, 2024
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|lia}}
|align=center| 3-3 (PK 5-3)
|align=left| <small> Sex Potion Hag {{goal|28}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|45||54}} </small>
|align=center| 21 April, 2024
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 5th of 16'''
 
<!--  /vt/ League Unity Cup Exhibition Matches -->
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:UnityCup Exhibs.png|135px|link=Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup_After_Dark]]<br>[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|/vt/ League Unity Cup Exhibition Matches]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|Friendlies]]
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|align=center| {{team away|baubau}}
|align=center| 3-4
|align=left|<small> MIOSHA {{goal|26||64}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|40||57}} </small>
|align=center| 10 July, 2024
 
|-
<!-- /vt/ League 7 Garbage FES -->
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague7GarbageFES Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_7_GarbageFES |/vt/ League 7 GarbageFES]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[:Talk:/vt/_League_7_GarbageFE|Round of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|pyon}}
|align=center| 2-1
|align=left| <small> Wakipai {{goal|45+2}} <br> WOMB {{goal|90+6}} </small>
|align=center| 27 September 2024
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_7_GarbageFES|QuatersFinals]]
|align=center|{{team away|who}}
|align=center| 4-2
|align=left| <small> MIOSHA {{goal|19||60}} <br> WOMB {{goal|45+0||67}} </small>
|align=center| 28 September 2024
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_7_GarbageFES|SemiFinals]]
|align=center|{{team away|morig}}
|align=center| 2-3
|align=left|<small><small> MIOSHA {{goal|24}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|55}} </small>
|align=center| 29 September 2024
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 3rd of 23'''
 
|
<!-- /vt/ League 8 Garbage FES -->
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague8GarbageFES Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_8_GarbageFES |/vt/ League 8 GarbageFES]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_8_GarbageFES|Round of 24]]
|align=center|{{team away|nepolabo}}
|align=center| 2-3
|align=left| <small> Average Haggot {{goal|7||19}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|24}} </small>
|align=center| 5 April 2025
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_8_GarbageFES|Roud of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|wah}}
|align=center| 5-2
|align=left| <small> Ero Guesser {{goal|62}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|90+10}} </small>
|align=center| 5 April 2025
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: TBD'''
 
|}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Music</span></div>==
{| class="wikitable" width=90%
|-
!style="background:#000000;color:#ffffff" width=35%|
!style="background:#a30000;color:#ffffff" width=10%| Type
!style="background:#a30000;color:#ffffff" width=35%| Name
!style="background:#a30000;color:#ffffff" width=20%| Note
|-
| style="background:#000000" rowspan="50" align=center|[[File:Soramio.jpeg|500px]]<br>
 
!align=center rowspan="1" | Anthem
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das Older Women]
|align=center|
|-
 
!rowspan="2" align=center| Victory Anthem
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4 Stacy's Mom]
|align=center|
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKRqYInYSaY EN's Mom]
|align=center|'''Against Myth teams'''
|-
 
 
!rowspan="2" align=center| Team Goal Horn
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_T9M2truz0 Older Girl]
|align=center|
|-
 
|align=center|[https://youtu.be/S3S2ST7ULUI?list=RDS3S2ST7ULUI Animal]
|align=center|'''Retired'''
|-
 
 
!rowspan="11" align=center border=7| Player Goal Horn
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPm9T622OX0 Howling]
|align=center|'''MIOSHA'''
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr9iLdXK9ik&t=79s わんわんわおーん / さしみお feat.スバおか ]
|align=center|'''MIOSHA''' (hat-trick)
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem]
|align=center|'''END HER MENOPAUSE'''
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITFWvuv44Gk Shishiro Botan -Катюша/Katyusha (AI Cover) ]
|align=center|'''END HER MENOPAUSE'''
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0aSJdN3mVY オーバード]
|align=center|'''Birbhag'''
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By8x65oteIw ばかばっか]
|align=center|'''Birbhag''' (hat-trick)
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7VK3pne8N4 Ahoy!! 我ら宝鐘海賊団☆]
|align=center|'''WOMB'''
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aBlPZ6BCVI 【全力Chu!で】可愛くてごめん／Honeyworks covered by 博衣こより  ]
|align=center|'''SEX POTION HAG'''
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hlEyvXqXw Wan-Wan House!]
|align=center|'''SEX DOG'''
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XaoM4OiJhA エイリアンエイリアン/ぽちまる]
|align=center|'''Pochimama'''
|-
 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6UR4l-yMsc わためラップ Loud ver. 🎸]
|align=center|'''WAKIPAI'''
|-
 
|}
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Exports</span></div>==
{{team away|hag}}
*[https://mega.nz/file/z0pjBLZC#MVzFJ1MEo-2wA33VzyfqrG8KG7LhLPgIQB2XWNnWg4c Aesthetics VTL6]
*[https://mega.nz/file/2gImjTKD#n58Xg3Efm0Cn3Be1mdZjGl-JBcTQPjNpqdqPdAKIMok Music VTL6]
<br>
 
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Honors</span></div>==
<gallery>
File:VTLeague5 Logo.png|<div style="align:center;text-align:center;">'''[[/vt/ League 5]]''' <br>'''3rd Place'''</div>
File:VTLeague5 Logo.png|<div style="align:center;text-align:center;">'''[[/vt/ League 5]]''' <br>'''Golden Ball <br> MIOSHA'''</div>
</gallery>
 
<br>
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Latest revision as of 07:06, 14 April 2025

/hag/
We Like Older Women
Hag logo.png
/hag/ - Hags
Founded January 14th 2022
Caretaker Reverse
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color 000000
Miosha Black
Ranking 31 (decrease 20)
Highest rank 2 (17 September 2023)
Lowest rank 31 (29 September 2024)
Top scorer Birbhag (17)
Top assister MIOSHA (15)
Captain MIOSHA
Website /hag/ - Hags
Nickname /hag/gots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
10 4 7 21 47.62%
GF GA GD
55 45 +10
Biggest win
/rrat/ Rrat icon.png 0–5 Hag icon.png /hag/
6 September 24
Biggest defeat
/doog/ Doog icon.png 5–1 Hag icon.png /hag/
4 March 23
First match
/nasfaqg/ Nasfaqg icon.png 1–1 Hag icon.png /hag/
4 March 22
/vt/ League
Appearances 6 (First in /vt/ League 2)
Best result 3rd, /vt/ League 5
Team music
Anthem Older Women
Victory Anthem Stacy's mom
Goal horn Goal horn name
Kits


The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26.
Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course. Impregnating all the hags is our goal.

Hag.jpg


News

06/9/24 | /hag/ beats Rrat icon.png /rrat/ with an amazing 5-0 scoreline, MIOSHA gets MOTM for her hat-trick

31/8/24 | VTL7 Draw Results - /hag/ is in Group A and plays against Rrat icon.png /rrat/, SkynetFC icon.png /skynetFC/ and Choc icon.png /choc/

07/8/24 | Roster Update : Hag Femanon, Indiehag Stream Spoonfed join the team, GOOD ENDING, HAVE SEX AND REPRODUCE come back. Bleached Hag's name is changed to "Darling Daily Dose". END HER MENOPAUSE and Sex Potion Hag get relegated to normal players while Wakipai becomes a Silver Player

History

Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.

Roster

No. Position Player
67
GK
XXX12.jpg Have Sex and Reproduce
31
RB
XXX02.jpg Daisenhag
32
CB
XXX09.jpg Birbhag
33
CB
XXX05.jpg Wakipai
40
LB
XXX11.jpg END HER MENOPAUSE
36
DMF
XXX07.jpg SEX DOG
37
CMF
XXX08.jpg Sex Potion Hag
29
CMF
XXX23.jpg Ero Guesser
34
AMF
XXX01.jpg MILF
43
SS
Averagehaggot.jpg Average Haggot
38
CF
XXX10.jpg MIOSHA Captain
No. Position Player
41
GK
Subaru.jpg Hatchling Hag
42
RB
Fwmc.png Co-op Breeding
47
RB
XXX14.jpg Mature Turkey
35
CB
Bleachedhag.png Darling Daily Dose
30
CB
XXX16.jpg Hagsmith
45
CB
Tfwnowife.jpg >tfw no wife
46
LB
XXX18.jpg Calming Predator
67
LB
XXX20.jpg WOMB
49
DMF
Goodending.jpg GOOD ENDING
39
DMF
XXX06.jpg Pochimama
48
CMF
Spiderhag.jpg Spiderhag
50
CMF
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Player Statistics

Player Name Total Goals Total Assists Hag of The Match
XXX09.jpg Birbhag 17 4 3


XXX11.jpg END HER MENOPAUSE 14 4 3
XXX10.jpg MIOSHA 11 15 2
XXX08.jpg Sex Potion Hag 5 5 2
XXX06.jpg Pochimama 3 6 0
Mmoautist.png MMO Autist 1 0 0
Friend.png >tfw no wife 1 1 0
XXX07.jpg SEX DOG 1 2 0
XXX20.jpg WOMB 6 3 0


Ayamy.png Girlfriend 0 1 0
Milestone.png 200TH Milestone 0 1 0
XXX14.jpg Mature Turkey 0 1 0


Goalkeeper Total Saves
Pekomama.png MILF 27
Averagehaggot.jpg Average Haggot 24
Abe.png Have Sex and Reproduce 15
Ancientgod.png Ancient Goddess 7
Hatchling hag.jpg Hatchling Hag 1

Cup Record

Event Place
/vt/ League 2 8th
/vt/ League 3 25th
/vt/ League 4 28th
/vt/ League 5 3rd
/vt/ League 6 26th
/vt/ League 7 30th

Official Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
VTLeague2 Logo.png
/vt/ League 2 		Group Stage
Group C 		Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 1–1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 26' 4 March 2022
Pcg icon.png /pcg/ 3‐1 Pochimama Goal 23' 6 March 2022
Vsj+ icon.png /vsj+/ 2‐0 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1'
MIOSHA Goal 61' 		11 March 2022
Round of 16 Moon icon.png /moon/ 2-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 18'
MMO Autist Goal 82' 		12 March 2022
Quarter-finals Nepolabo icon.png /nepolabo/ 3-0
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 13 March 2022
Placement: 8th of 32
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/vt/ League 3 		Group Stage Morig icon.png /morig/ 1-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 84' 3 September 2022
Wah icon.png /wah/ 4-4 Pochimama Goal 10', 90+1'
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1, 50' 		9 September 2022
Manstars icon.png /manstars/ 2-1 Goal 18' >tfw no wife 11 September 2022
Placement: 25th of 32
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/vt/ League 4 		Group Stage Doog icon.png /doog/ 5-1 Birbhag Goal 85' 4 March 2023
Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 2-5 Sex Potion Hag Goal 60'
SEX DOG Goal 80' 		10 March 2023
Wah icon.png /wah/ 0-3 Sex Potion Hag Goal 4, 65'
MIOSHA Goal 88' 		17 March 2023
Placement: 28th of 36
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/vt/ League 5 		Group Stage HoloX icon.png /holoX/ 2-4 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 16'
Birbhag Goal 55, 76'
MIOSHA Goal 90+1' 		2 September 2023
SkynetFC icon.png /skynetFC/ 3-3 Birbag Goal 3'
MIOSHA Goal 32, 56' 		8 September 2023
Vtwbg icon.png /vtwbg/ 1-5 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 14'
MIOSHA Goal 19'
Birbhag Goal 23, 90'
WOMB Goal 56' 		10 September 2023
Round of 16 Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 4-1 Sex Potion HagGoal 32'
END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 44, 77'
Birbhag Goal 62' 		16 September 2023
Quarter Finals HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 3-2 (a.e.t) Birbhag Goal 2, 27, 103' 17 September 2023
Semi Finals Mayo icon.png /mayo/ 5-4 END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 14'
Birbhag Goal 18, 24, 66' 		17 September 2023
3rd place Match Doog icon.png /doog/ 0-3 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 13'
Birbhag Goal 58'
MIOSHA Goal 81' 		17 September 2023
Placement: 3rd of 40
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/vt/ League 6 		Group Stage Rrat icon.png /rrat/ 2-3 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 32'
MIOSHA Goal 55' 		1 March 2024
Mayo icon.png /mayo/ 4-5 WOMB Goal 6, 41, 60'
MIOSHA Goal 90+1' 		3 March 2024
Pink icon.png /pink/ 2-3 WOMB Goal 43'
Birbhag Goal 73'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 90+2' 		9 March 2024
Placement: 26th of 42
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/vt/ League 7 		Group Stage Rrat icon.png /rrat/ 0-5 MIOSHA Goal 6, 18, 90+5'
BirbhagGoal 66'
WOMBGoal 90+1' 		6 September 2024
Choc icon.png /choc/ 3-1 Birbhag Goal 90+5' 15 September 2024
SkynetFC icon.png /skynetFC/ 1-3 MIOSHA Goal 15' 21 September 2024
Placement : 30th of 49
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/vt/ League 8 		Group Stage Vtwbg icon.png /vtwbg/ 1-3 Goal 37' Average Haggot
Scored 69' ABANDON SQUIRRELS HAVE SEX WITH SCIENCE
Goal 86' Ero Guesser 		16 March 2025
Flip icon.png /flip/ 0-2 21 March 2025
Ybc icon.png /ybc/ 6-3 Goal 63' Ero Guesser
Goal 83' Pochimama
Goal 90+4' Average Haggot 		29 March 2025
Placement : 35th of 49

Invitationals History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
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/vt/ League 4 Friendlies
Friendlies Mogu icon.png /mogu/ 3-6 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 6', 21', 30', 37'
Pochimama Goal 45+3'
Miosha Goal 90+2' 		5 January 2023
HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 4-1 Pochimama Goal 41'
Miosha Goal 67', 90+1'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 73' 		6 January 2023
GGG icon.png /GGG/ 4-2 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 19'
Miosha Goal 38', 41', 45+2' 		19 January 2023


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/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup

as part of Vintage icon.png /vintage/


Quarter Finals Here icon.png /here/ 0-2 10 August, 2023
Loser's Round 2 BIG icon.png /BIG/ 4-0 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 20', 75', 78'
Okakoro Goal 53' 		10 August, 2023
Loser's Round 3 Vtautism icon.png /vtautism/ 3-1 Dorky Spooder Goal 31' 11 August, 2023
Placement: 6th of 9
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/vt/ League 5 Friendlies 		Friendlies HoloX icon.png /holoX/ 3-3
(P.Ks 3-1) 		Birbhag Goal 44', 60'
Miosha Goal 90+0' 		17 August 2023
Vrt icon.png /vrt/ 1-1
(P.Ks 4-1) 		END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 45+0' 18 August 2023


Vtl6friendlylogo.png
/vt/ League 6 Friendlies 		Friendlies Mogu icon.png /mogu/ 4-0 BirbhagGoal 15', 90+0'
MioshaGoal 45+0'
END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 55' 		12 January 2024
Mayo icon.png /mayo/ 2-2
(P.Ks 5-6) 		MioshaGoal 66'
Old ArchitectureGoal 79' 		13 January 2024


VTLeagueGarbageFES Logo.png
/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES


Round of 26 HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 4-5 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 11'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 49'
MIOSHA Goal 74'
SEX DOG Goal 80'
Girlfriend Goal 87' 		16 March, 2024
Round of 16 Wvt icon.png /wvt/ 4-3 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 23'
Co-op Breeding Goal 37'
WOMB Goal 89' 		17 March, 2024
Placement: 9th of 24
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/vt/ League Academy 		Swiss Round
Pcgia icon.png /pcgia/ 4-3 WOMB Goal 29'
MIOSHA Goal 85', 90+3'
Birbhag Goal 90+1' 		20 April, 2024
Lia icon.png /lia/ 3-3 (PK 5-3) Sex Potion Hag Goal 28'
MIOSHA Goal 45', 54' 		21 April, 2024
Placement: 5th of 16
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/vt/ League Unity Cup Exhibition Matches 		Friendlies
Baubau icon.png /baubau/ 3-4 MIOSHA Goal 26', 64'
Birbhag Goal 40', 57' 		10 July, 2024
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/vt/ League 7 GarbageFES 		Round of 16 Pyon icon.png /pyon/ 2-1 Wakipai Goal 45+2'
WOMB Goal 90+6' 		27 September 2024
QuatersFinals Who icon.png /who/ 4-2 MIOSHA Goal 19', 60'
WOMB Goal 45+0', 67' 		28 September 2024
SemiFinals Morig icon.png /morig/ 2-3 MIOSHA Goal 24'
Birbhag Goal 55' 		29 September 2024
Placement: 3rd of 23
VTLeague8GarbageFES Logo.png
/vt/ League 8 GarbageFES 		Round of 24 Nepolabo icon.png /nepolabo/ 2-3 Average Haggot Goal 7', 19'
MIOSHA Goal 24' 		5 April 2025
Roud of 16 Wah icon.png /wah/ 5-2 Ero Guesser Goal 62'
MIOSHA Goal 90+10' 		5 April 2025
Placement: TBD

Music

Type Name Note
Soramio.jpeg
 Anthem Older Women
Victory Anthem Stacy's Mom
EN's Mom Against Myth teams
Team Goal Horn Older Girl
Animal Retired
Player Goal Horn Howling MIOSHA
わんわんわおーん / さしみお feat.スバおか MIOSHA (hat-trick)
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem END HER MENOPAUSE
Shishiro Botan -Катюша/Katyusha (AI Cover) END HER MENOPAUSE
オーバード Birbhag
ばかばっか Birbhag (hat-trick)
Ahoy!! 我ら宝鐘海賊団☆ WOMB
【全力Chu!で】可愛くてごめん／Honeyworks covered by 博衣こより SEX POTION HAG
Wan-Wan House! SEX DOG
エイリアンエイリアン/ぽちまる Pochimama
わためラップ Loud ver. 🎸 WAKIPAI

Exports

Hag icon.png /hag/


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