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Revision as of 04:04, 18 November 2015
/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports 4chan board.
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Exports - Summer Cup 2015
Aesthetics (Last Updated on 20th July 2015): https://www.mediafire.com/?06we95tii8xt4ty
Roster: https://www.mediafire.com/?4bf0hlz6164zg16/
Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems
Victory Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cjKOoEP6QI
Bruce Lee Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFf3SRP1bE , start at 27 seconds in
Team History
Main Article: /asp/ History
Winter Cup 2015
/asp/ would return for one more 4chan Winter Cup. However, one member of the management team would not be managing, as former manager Spotmonkey retired from his role as head manager. This would leave Assistant Manager Groudon as the head manager approaching an elite-level cup. Despite heavy roster turnover that Groudon cited as "needed to bring team /asp/ into the new era" featuring many starlings from /asp/'s development team, /asp/ would go into the Winter Friendlies and win both of their scheduled games, but lose an unscheduled match. /asp/ was then drawn into a very difficult group, featuring the group titans of /an/, the feared orcs of /tg/, and the rebuilt /n/. Many projected /asp/ to go 3rd and become relegated to the Babby Cup.
/asp/ played /tg/ in their opening match, which was also Groudon's first livemanaged match. With some good lucks from other managers, /asp/ went in with their new look and new determination to finally win the cup. Early in the game, Cena would give a perfect throughball pass to newly promoted and gold Box/MT + Judo/BJJ for a goal past Emprah, marking /asp/'s first goal of the tournament. Heavy defending soon followed, a recurring theme throughout /asp/'s Winter Cup run as Black Ref would be able to save anything that got past the defense. However, tired defenses ended up taking a toll, and a mistake by Airshit allowed /tg/ star striker Doomrider to get a goal to end the match 1-1. /tg/ would later go on to win the Winter Cup.
/asp/ would then play the projected group winner in /an/. The two teams had matched up previously in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers to a 1-1 draw. In a battle of the Eliteastrisk and group titans, the two sides balanced each other out for most of the match. Tactics were not changed all game for /asp/ as it seemed like the match would end in a 0-0 snoozer. Not helping things as well was Cena, who was out of sorts and struggling all game as the defense was paying close attention. It seemed as if this game was going to be like the previous game these two had played. However, a mistake by the defense in the 90th minute allowed Cena to get the ball in the box and score, managing to put out a stunning result with /asp/ winning 1-0.
Their final match was against /tg/. All /asp/ needed to do was not lose or for /tg/ to win in the next match for /asp/ to move onto the knockouts. They were playing newly relegated /n/, who was playing a strange formation. With this in /asp/'s mind. The team went full-blast on the attack. This led to a Cenawinslol hat trick, a goal from Pipebomb, and a goal from Box/MT + Judo/BJJ, ending the game 5-0 as /asp/ made a statement going into the knockouts.
/asp/ was matched up against last cup's runner-up in /hr/. There was also a controversial decision to put in new goalie wunderkind VACANT in place of the favorite veteran and still one of the best GKs in the cup, Black Ref. Tensions were high going into the match, but the mantra of surprising defense from a historically offensive team kept strong. Meanwhile, Box/MT + Judo/BJJ and American Dragon would both provide regular goals, as well as a frustration penalty past the 90th minute that allowed American Dragon to get another goal. /asp/ had made their first Quarterfinals since the previous year.
Their next match would be against /lit/. Sounds of YES were in the arena during the anthems as hopes were raised among the fanbase that /asp/ could reach it's first semifinals. However, it did not go as planned for /asp/. Their attack in the first half would prove to be futile and /lit/ striker DFW scored a goal. In a very controversial decision, /asp/ manager Groudon replaced CB Airshit with CMF Bork Lazer and changed to a different formation. This would not prove to help matters at all and so, with the /asp/ manager notably panicked in the first time the team had been down, placed two players out of position in hopes that it would speed up the attack. This would prove to make matters worse as /lit/ star striker Lolita Wanted It would put in the death nail for /asp/, eliminating the team from the Winter Cup.
Summer Cup 2015
This season was off to a rocky start as /asp/ lost 3-1 to /tv/, the 2015 Spring Babby Cup champions. Fortunately, the w/asp/s bounced back by beating up anime related teams afterwards. /e/ was dominated in almost every way, and no amount of oversized breasts could save them from /asp/'s offense as the /asp/ies won 3-1. The mighty >/vp/ was up next and their offense was rendered useless against /asp/. With only 1 shot on target, /vp/ was practically helpless as they lost 2-0.
In the round of 16, /vr/ made /asp/ sweat as the match went into extra time. Fortunately, CENAWINSLOL saved the /asp/ies with a late goal that got the team into the quarterfinals where they would face none other than /mlp/. Though /asp/'s previous 3-0 win against /mlp/ is arguably what started a new era for them, the horsefuckers got their revenge this time, defeating /asp/ 3-1 with CENAWINSLOL scoring the consolation goal.
Roster
From left to right:
Top: Black Ref, NOT /ASP/, Lava Golem, American Dragon, Bruce Lee, Boxing/Muay Thai/Kyokushin + Judo/BJJ/Wrestling
Bottom: Pipebomb, CENAWINSLOL, Multiple Attackers, Shovelman, Bork Lazer
Main Article: /asp/ Roster
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Fixtures/Results
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Replays |
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July 20, 2013 | /vp/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-2 W | FAHN DAHN GOOO 9' The Dazzler 33' CENAWINSLOL 83' |
Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes |
July 21, 2013 | /adv/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 4-2 W | Rodney Mullen 14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54' |
Link (YouTube) |
September 22, 2013 | /h/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | CENAWINSLOL 39' | Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch) |
September 28, 2013 | /gd/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | CENAWINSLOL 26' | Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes |
October 26, 2013 | /an/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-1 D | FAHN DAHN GOOO 23' | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
October 26, 2013 | /out/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 2-2 D | Pic-A-Nic Basket 57' CENAWINSLOL 72' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
October 27, 2013 | /vp/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 4-1 W | Bork Lazer 5' American Dragon 9', 12', 33' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
October 27, 2013 | /s/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 0-2 L | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) | |
November 15, 2013 | /adv/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-4 L | Bork Lazer 58' | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
November 17, 2013 | /po/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-0 W | CENAWINSLOL 40', 90+' Rodney Mullen 43' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
November 23, 2013 | /c/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Bork Lazer 8' | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
January 12, 2014 | /c/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | American Dragon 44' | Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes |
January 26, 2014 | /n/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it | |
February 15, 2014 | /mlp/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0 W | American Dragon 33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL 77' |
Link (YouTube) |
February 21, 2014 | /s/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0 W | American Dragon 23' Rodney Mullen 28' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
February 23, 2014 | /m/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 0-2 L | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) | |
March 1, 2014 | /v/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16 | 2-2 (7-6) W |
CENAWINSLOL 33', 86' | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
March 2, 2014 | /trv/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup QF | 3-4 L | CENAWINSLOL 2' Rodney Mullen 77' American Dragon 90+' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
June 6, 2014 | /sp/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes | |
June 8, 2014 | /po/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | American Dragon 10' Bones Jones 68' |
Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes |
July 19, 2014 | /pol/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | CENAWINSLOL 40' NOT /ASP/ 81' |
Link to Highlights (Youtube) |
July 25, 2014 | /soc/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 0-2 L | Link to Highlights (Youtube) | |
July 27, 2014 | /s4s/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | CENAWINSLOL 80' FUCK THIS COMPANY 86' |
Link to Highlights (Youtube) |
August 2, 2014 | /h/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Ro16 | 0-1 L | Link to Highlights (Youtube) | |
February 14, 2015 | /tg/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-1 D | Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 17' | Link to Highlights (Youtube) |
February 20, 2015 | /an/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-0 W | CENAWINSLOL 90+' | |
February 22, 2015 | /n/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 5-0 W | CENAWINSLOL 11', 47', 64' Pipebomb 21' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 42' |
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February 28, 2015 | /hr/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Ro16 | 3-0 W | Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 10' American Dragon 66', 90+' (pen.) |
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March 1, 2015 | /lit/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup QF | 0-2 L | ||
August 1, 2015 | /tv/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 1-3 L | CENAWINSLOL 10' | |
August 7, 2015 | /e/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 3-1 W | American Dragon 20' CENAWINSLOL 35' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 51' |
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August 9, 2015 | /vp/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0 W | American Dragon 38' CENAWINSLOL 68' |
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August 15, 2015 | /vr/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup Ro16 | 2-1 W | American Dragon 32' CENAWINSLOL 110' |
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August 16, 2015 | /mlp/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup QF | 1-3 L | CENAWINSLOL 33' |
Invitationals
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Replays |
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June 22, 2013 | /gd/ | DrBorisG's Friendlies | 2-2 D | FAHN DAHN GOOO 48' The Dazzler 62' |
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November 2, 2013 | /g/ | Halloween Bowl 2013 | 2-0 W | Kane 2' The Boogeyman 6' |
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July 20, 2013 | /lit/ | Halloween Bowl 2013 | 4-1 W | Kane 6', 66' The Boogeyman 49', 90+' |
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July 20, 2013 | /c/ | Halloween Bowl 2013 | 1-6 L | Kane 88' | |
January 18, 2015 | /jp/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | CENAWINSLOL 72' | |
January 24, 2015 | /f/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 4-0 W | Bork Lazer 27' American Dragon 41' (63) Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 59' |
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January 25, 2015 | /4ccg/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | ||
August 21, 2015 | /y/ | Lark's Madness | 1-3 L | CENAWINSLOL ??' |
Player Stats
Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Bold denotes players still on the team
Goalscorers
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Assisters
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Goalkeeper Stats
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Goals in a single match
Team Performances
AwardsTeam AwardsWorst Fans - 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Most Improved - 2014 4chan Winter Cup Individual Awards2014 Winter Cup All-Stars: Rodney Mullen (first 11), American Dragon (substitute) 2014 Summer Cup All-Stars: Shovelman (substitute) Rivalries/asp/ vs /sp/ - The W/asp/s vs The GOATs - Current Record: 0-0-1/asp/ is the younger brother of /sp/. Whilst they have yet to face each other, /sp/ will want to show it's younger brother what a squash match really is and /asp/ will be looking to go over with the 4chan cup crowd at the expense of /sp/. Some former /sp/ players are now on the /asp/ team as well. Including Winter Cup winner, Goatface, who goes by American Dragon now and Bork Lazer. The first match in this rivalry was in the Summer Cup 2014 Friendlies, an generally uneventful match which ended in a 1-0 defeat for /asp/.
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