/vr/ Roster

The roster page, containing all sorts of player statistics and other information of the current and former players.
Last Updated: 17th April, 2015

Player Statistics

A detailed statistics section, where you can find information on how each player performs.
Last updated: 26th May, 2016, after the match against  /m/

Medals

These are official cup games and official friendlies. For stats that don't include friendlies go here.

Name	Matches played	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
Doomguy	46	40	7	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Kacho Arino	46	23	18	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
CRT	23	15	10	Active	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup -
My Dad	10	0	1	Active	2016 4chan Winter Cup -
Greedy Reseller	8	2	1	Demoted	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup - 2015 4chan Summer Cup
Kirby	4	0	0	Demoted	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Vectrex	6	1	0	Demoted	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup - 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
Segata Sanshiro	4	1	1	Demoted	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
>filters	17	3	6	Demoted	Autumn13 Friendlies - Winter14, Summer14 Friendlies
7000 Skeletons	2	0	0	Demoted	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies
Vile	17	1	1	Sacked	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Non-Medals

Name	Goals scored	Assists	Status	Career
ZIG	2	-	Active	2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, 2016 4chan Winter Cup
Gunpei Yokoi	1	2	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
My Dad	1	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Satoru Iwata	1	-	Active	2015 4chan Summer Cup
Sir Arthur	-	1	Active	2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup -
>ebay	-	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Vectrex	-	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup, 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup -
Kirby	1	2	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Aeris dies	0	2	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Virtual Boy	0	1	Active	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies -
Stick Straw	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup
Cockroaches	-	1	Retired	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies - 2014 4chan Winter Cup

Goalkeepers

These are cup games only, no friendlies.

Name	Matches played	Saves	Most saves	Saves/Games	Clean sheets	Conceded	Most Conceded	Conceded/Games	Status
Powerglove	28	60	7	2,14	9	26	5	1,07	Active
NOT RETRO	3	6	2	2	0	5	2	1,6	Active
Segata Sanshiro	2	5	5	2,5	1	1	1	0,5	Back on /f/
7000 Skeletons	4	10	4	2,5	1	10	4	2,5	Retired
CRT	1	2	2	2	1	0	0	0	Moved to the outfield

Invitationals

Unofficial tournaments that were held for fun or testing purposes. Assists are only updated to the Jenkey Memorial Cup, goals are fully up to date as of January 16, 2016.

Name	Goals scored	Assists
Doomguy	25	5
Kacho Arino	16	4
CRT	6	2
Greedy Reseller	6	1
>filters	2	2
Kirby	1	0
Vile	1	0
Vectrex	1	0
Bubsy	1	0
Gunpei Yokoi	0	2
AERIS DIES	0	1

Detailed Roster

A detailed roster showing who is currently on the team, what their position is and what their skills are. Not sure what the Player Skills and Playing Styles do?

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Goalkeepers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
89	Powerglove			You plug it in like any joystick. But the similarity stops there. Because now you don't just guide the action. You're in the action. He is here to power punch away any and all shots in the /vr/ goal. Rev up those game codes because we love the powerglove. IT'S SO BAD!
22	Segata Sanshiro			A player who's always ready to remind you that you must play the Sega Saturn!

Center-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
52	>filters			Absolutely disgusting.
87	Mega Man			The blue bomber, a super fighting robot. Fighting to save our team. You might know him as the main protagonist of one of the most well known retro franchises.
9	Doc Louis			After joining the /vr/ football club one day, he is here to share his valuable knowledge and game tips. Formerly a heavyweight boxing champion, then Little Mac's coach, and now a defensive player for the team.
96	Crash
94	Terry Bogard
2	Bank your Turns

Left-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
67	John Romero			John Romero's About To Make The Opposition His Bitch....Suck it down
90	Solid Snake

Right-backs

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
99	Ryo Hazuki
99	Terrifying 911			Everyone knows that awful feeling when you take home a cartridge with a Jurassic Park sticker on it, but when you try to play it turns out to be just another random shmup, or a 999999 in 1 type thing where you can play Mario with several different color palettes. Learning the truth about Flash Batman was also a huge blow to my childhood. On the positive side, the cartridges always look hilarious.

Defending Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
95	Virtual Boy			One of Gunpei Yokoi's last inventions. The VirtualBoy was the first portable video game console capable of displaying true 3D graphics. Famous for it's red and black graphics and the reports of causing nausea and migraines. He is here to help out the /vr/ defense.
6	Mail
1	My Dad			"My dad works at Nintendo and got me the new Mario & Sonic crossover game. Yeah, it's real. What? You want to come over to try it? I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to show it to anyone. It would get my dad fired!" A hard working man and loving father. He is here to show us how he's still "cool" and "hip" by aiding the /vr/ offense.

Center Midfielders

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
97	AERIS DIES			OH SHIT, SPOILERS! Seriously though, one of the most well known scenes in video game history.
92	Kirby			Don't let this cute pink motherfucker trick you, he is here to devour his opponents and steal their abilities to enhance the /vr/ offense.
59	Satoru Iwata			Programmer and then later on businessman, who worked on many games including Balloon Fight, Earthbound, Pokemon and Kirby.
69	Greedy Reseller			Scum. The bane of video game collecting, remember that sweet deal for a NES game? Turns out it was a $2 fridge magnet. All these people care about is profit and ripping others off. Online auction sites are full of them.
91	ZIG			CATS: How are you gentlemen !! CATS: All your nets are belong to us. CATS: You are on the way to loss. Other team: What you say !!

Second Strikers

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
34	CRT			Listen, if you want an authentic retro gaming experience, you will need a CRT, it's a huge factor. Huge enough to stomp our opponents and stop any attack dead in their tracks.
72	Kacho Arino -			Captain of the team and star of the japanese TV hit Game Center CX, where he challenges retro games. This week's challenge: help the team score as many goals as possible.

Center Forwards

No.	Name	Picture	In-game	Description
93	Doomguy			WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! HOW BAD? REAL BAD! I'M 12 ON THE 10 SCALE OF BADNESS! DON'T NEED A GUN! GUNS ARE FOR WUSSES! HUH? WHUZZAT? I LIKE WHAT I SEE! AN IMPORTANT LOOKING DOOR... KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? ME! ME ME ME!

Notable retired players

A mostly complete list of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.

Name	Picture	In-game	Description
NOT RETRO			From time to time, old, but not quite retro games get discussed, as the OP either haven't read the sticky or just refuses to use /v/. Understandable, but still, it's NOT RETRO >>>/v/.
Banjo			Main Protagonist in the Banjo Kazooie series, Banjo is a honey bear always ready for adventure. After 2 hit titles on the N64, all hope seemed lost for a new game in the series when Microsoft finally announced Nuts & Bolts. After that Banjo hasn't been the same, he is here now in the /vr/ team to wash away the filth and guilt of Microsoft raping him and your childhood both at once.
MAME			While there's a lot of arguing on what emulator to use for certain consoles, MAME is the go-to emulator for arcade games.
Me and My wife			Me and my wife are having tons of fun with our new RETRON5 (TM). Give it a try and buy one for your wife, she will love it! I am totally not shilling by the way.
Jewkarting			Roller Coaster Tycoon is a fun game where you design your own amusement park and jew your guests out of their fortune.
Bubsy			You wanted to see him play, we made him a player. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Bubsy is a crazy bobcat who had three uh... memorable? games.
Dracula			What is PES? A miserable little pile of RNG. But enough talk… Have at you!
Cats			CATS: How are you gentlemen !! CATS: All your nets are belong to us. CATS: You are on the way to loss. Other team: What you say !!
Vectrex			A console that used vector graphics and came out in the early 1980s. It wasn't a commercial success, but quickly became a fan favorite in /vr/. His plan is to blind our opponents to create holes in their defense and new scoring opportunities.
Sir Arthur			A knight in shining armor who has ventured into hell.
Osamu Sato			Programmer and composer. He's most know for the surreal PS game LSD: Dream Emulator. His other works are Eastern Minds and Chu-Teng, which was recovered by /vr/. He is here to confuse the opponent strikers and keep them away from our goal.
7000 Skeletons			Sandro is back to create a proverbial wall to enhance the /vr/ defence. And by "proverbial" I mean "made of skeletons". Good luck scoring, the goal is behind 7000 skeletons.
Sandro			Following a surge in popularity in the polls, Sandro is back AGAIN to create an actual wall made out of actual skeletons to enhance the /vr/ defense. Whether the goal is behind 7000 Skeletons or 5500 Power Liches, it doesn't matter, good luck trying to score on that.
Tim Follin		-	An excellent music composer. Too bad most of his work was for shovelware.
Gunpei Yokoi			One of the greatest people to ever grace gaming. He's most known for creating the the D-pad and the Game Boy. He is always one step ahead of the competition even when that means reducing cost by making a black and white console or even...
Kinaman88		-	A knowledgeable russian fellow, who makes videos about the games he played as a kid.
Cockroaches			Hold on, why did the console stop working? Let me open it up an- OH FUCK IT'S LIKE A HUNDRED COCKROACHES INSIDE. That's right, they tend to move into old things, so be careful when buying stuff.
Vile			This motherfucker will jump into his ride armor, run your shit over, then get out and kick you to death. If you kill him, he will just come back stronger to wreck your shit even harder.
Nwabudike Morgan			"Look at any photograph or work of art. If you could duplicate exactly the first tiny dot of color, and then the next and the next, you would end with a perfect copy of the whole, indistinguishable from the original in every way, including the so-called "moral value" of the art itself. Nothing can transcend its smallest elements." CEO Nwabudike Morgan
Tre/vr/			The board-tan of /vr/. Tre/vr/ is a laid-back guy who has a passion for retro games.
Pat Lawlor			Video game and pinball machine designer.
Stick Straw			One of the four playable characters from the japanese arcade game Ninja Baseball Bat Man.
Vectorman			The protagonist of 2 great platformers on the Sega Genesis/Master System that, as many other great games during that era, Sega just simply stopped giving a fuck about to make more Sonic games. He is here to show everyone the true power of BLAST PROCESSING.

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  The original squad from Spring 2013