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{{BoardInfobox
{{BoardInfobox
|team= sp
|team= sp
|motto= Sports
|motto= /sp/ found a way
|name= Sports
|name= Sports
|date= Spring 2015
|date= August 2011
|rep= {{Manager|Estoniabro}}
|irl={{Anonymous|CollieSis|!!0sD18ui7YXt}} <br> {{Anonymous|Aitor Karanka|!!uqlHSOfiis9}} <br> {{Anonymous|gimi|!!cwmWrzo53n+}}
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|hex= 002C73
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|color= Deep Blue
|ranking= 9 <small>({{decrease|3}})</small>
|scorer= Wade Davis
|high_ranking= 1
|goals= 8
|high_date= January 8, 2012
|assister= Wade Davis<br>Bumble Pepe<br>GETPD
|low_ranking= 46
|assists= 4
|low_date= November 10, 2019
|captain= Wade Davis
|scorer= Messi
|nickname= /sp/artans
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|win_date=October 30, 2016
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|lose_date = January 17, 2016
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|first_score_away = 2 (PK)
|lose_date=October 25, 2015
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|first_date = June 20, 2015
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|a_title= NFL on Fox
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|first_date=August 6, 2011
|gh_title= Vuvuzela
|elite_cup_appearances= 24
|kithome= sp_firstkit.png
|first_elite_appearance= 2011 4chan Summer Cup
|kitaway= sp_secondkit.png
|best_elite_result= <span style="color:  #DAA520">'''Champions'''</span>
|best_elite_cup= 2013 4chan Winter Cup
|babby_cup_appearances= 13
|first_babby_appearance= 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
|best_babby_result=2nd
|best_babby_cup= 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup
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|a_title=NBA on NBC
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|altanthem1_title=US Olympic team tribute to Muhammad Ali
|altanthem1_what=Knockout Anthem
|altanthem2=soundcloud.com/user-164047530/one-goat-2020
|altanthem2_title=One Goat on the Shirt
|altanthem2_what=Victory Anthem
|horn=youtu.be/WTJSt4wP2ME?t=12s
|gh_title= Wavin' Flag (Celebration Mix)
|altgh1=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls
|altgh1_title= Mod on /sp/ - >HE DOES IT FOR FREE
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|altgh2_title= TSUUUUUUUU goalhorn
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|altgh3_title= TSUUUUUUUU penalty horn
|altgh4=www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bHFXAtXzlY
|altgh4_title= Shiggy Diggy - George Costanza
|nickname= <b>The GOATs</b> - (the acronym of the commonly-used sporting term "Greatest Of All Time")<br><b>/sp/artans</b> - (originally used as the collective term for the denizens of the /sp/ board)
|kithome=Sp home kit 2018 summer cup.png
|kitaway=Spaway-2016sc.png
|kitgk=Sp goalkeeper 2016 summer cup.png
|kit3=Sp alt kit 3 2017 autumn babby cup.png
|kit4=Sphome-2016sc.png
|kit5=Sp alt kit 5 2022 summer cup.png
|kit6=Sp alt kit 6 2020 spring cup.png
|kit7=Sp alt kit 7 2019 winter cup.png
|kit8=Sp alt kit 8 2020 spring babby cup.png
|kit9=Sp alt kit 9 2022 winter cup.png
|home_ground=Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
}}
}}
Another founding sixteen member, the /sp/artans of /sp/ have definitely been one of the more entertaining teams in the Infinity Cup. After an unforgettable opening against {{team|gamergate}} in [[Summer 2015 Infinity Cup|Infinity Cup I]] that came down to penalties and ultimately went to /sp/, /sp/ has not let off the gas pedal (although their performance has waned). In their quarterfinals match against {{team|christian}}, which set a record for most goals in one match, /sp/ at one point lead by three goals off of a Wade Davis hat trick. A lackluster second half performance cost /sp/, however; /christian/ rallied to score seven goals while Davis was shut down and the remaining /sp/ front six put up just three, and /christian/ came away with a 10-8 win to eliminate /sp/. During the offseason, /sp/ also lost a friendly match against [[Winter 2015 Infinity Cup|Infinity Cup II]] team {{team|hebe}} 3-1.


While /sp/ rallied back to easily beat /gamergate/ 2-0 in its [[Winter 2015 Infinity Cup|Infinity Cup II]] opener, the team's reliance on Wade Davis to carry them to victory was quickly evident, and just as quickly came back to bite them. Although {{team|n}} gave up two goals to Wade, /sp/'s backfield was unable to contain /n/ strikers Donald Trump and SWEDEN YES, and the game ended up a draw. {{team|kind}}, on the other hand, managed to shut Davis down almost entirely, and cruised to an easy 5-1 victory, eliminating /sp/ in the group stages.
* {{team away|sp}} will play {{team away|wsg}} on the 8th of February, in the [[File:WC25_Design_J.png|25px]] [[2025 4chan Winter Cup]] Round of 16 at 17:40 UTC.


Though certainly not a bad team, /sp/'s troubling record of 2-1-3 and heavy reliance on a single player to score goals leaves something to be desired. With addressing, it's definitely not out of the realm of possibility that /sp/ could go ALL. THE. WAY., but until then, /sp/'s best hopes lie in a favorable group drawing.
The /sp/artans Football Club is a simulated professional football team founded in August 2011, representing /sp/, the 4chan board dedicated to sports. They won the [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]] before the title was revoked due to the [[Dragongate]] scandal. They also won the [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]], making them, for a time, the first and only two-time [[Elite (competition level) | Elite]] competition champions. They also held the number 1 spot in the [[Rankings | cup rankings]] from January 2012 to May 2013, currently the longest such reign, and from March to May, 2017.


===Infinity Cup I (Summer 2015)===
The club's popularity among the proud posters of /sp/ has made them susceptible to negative press. Accusations of rigging lead to the Match Fixing Scandal in early January 2012. The team was implicated in the Dragongate scandal as well. Their almost-systematic shitposting on other boards during /sp/ Cup participation is often cited as one of the possible reasons for the global cup ban by 4chan moderation.
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===Infinity Cup II (Winter 2015)===
/sp/'s main rivals are, without a doubt, /a/, who knocked them out of the cup twice on top of being dirty weeaboos, but they also have minor rivalries with /v/, /fit/, and potentially any board who knocks them out of the cup (/s4s/ and /vg/ we're looking at you) or have a fanbase as rambunctious as theirs.


==Quotes==
== Squad ==
{{Quote|KiA looking for Vivian James, <big>VIVIAN JAMES IS OPEN! BUT A BIG SLIDING KICK BY THE JANITOR! AND HE FUCKING PRUNES THAT THREAD!</big>|source= {{Cotton}}}}
:/sp/ keeper JANITOR makes a massive save in the dying minutes of the first /sp/ v {{team|gamergate}} match.


{{Quote|Alright, I'm going to say this right now. Fuck you /sp/ for being such a fucking spaghetti team that you're just gonna fucking... do the tiki right now.|source= {{Cotton}}}}
:''{{Main|:/sp/ Roster|l1=/sp/ Roster}}''
:Cotton on /sp/'s stalling tactics.


{{Quote|So the shooter, going in... it's someone, I can't see the name... oh it's Sepp Blatter, can Sepp Blatter rig it?! <big>SEPP BLATTER!!! SEPP BLATTER RIGS IT FOR /SP/!!!</big>|source= {{Cotton}}}}
==={{team away|sp}}===
:Sepp Blatter wins it for /sp/ in penalties.
{{sq start|bg=#990000|fg=#FFF}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=So, It Happened Again}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=RB |name=Universal Choking Sign}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=An Horse}}
{{sq start player |no=25 |pos=CB |name=Please Watch Our League}}
{{sq start player |no=20 |pos=LB |name=Monicius Jr.}}
{{sq start player |no=97 |pos=DMF |name=THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP}}
{{sq start player |no=89 |pos=CMF |name=George Costanza}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CMF |name=Messi{{captain}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=43 |pos=SS |name={{greentext|he does it for free}}}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=SS |name=Perro Caca}}
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CF |name=TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}}
{{sq mid|bg=#990000|fg=#FFF}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=GK |name=Bald Fraud}}
{{sq player |no=77 |pos=RB |name=gimi}}
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=RB |name=Prison FC}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=SHE'S A DISGRACE}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=Cuckitini}}
{{sq player |no=4 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|Schalke}}}}
{{sq player |no=33 |pos=LB |name=AMD AMX}}
{{sq player |no=0 |pos=LB |name=Rachael Gunn, PhD}}
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=Ngubu}}
{{sq player |no=90 |pos=DMF |name=El Var Sinson}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=CMF |name=my reffies :)}}
{{sq player |no=66 |pos=CMF |name=CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS}}
{{sq end}}
 
Reserves can be found here: [[/sp B/]]
 
==2025 Match History==
:''For all-time match history: [[/sp/ Match History]]''


==Roster==
{| class="wikitable" width=80% style="text-align: center"
''Main Article: [[/Roster|/sp/ Roster]].'' <br>
|-
{{sq start}}
!style="color:#FFF; background:#990000;" width="150px"|'''Opponent'''
{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name=Hope Solos Vagina}}
!style="color:#FFF; background:#990000;" width="150px"|'''Date'''
{{sq bronze player |no=16  |pos=CB |name=GOCK}}
!style="color:#FFF; background:#990000;" width="500px"|'''Event'''
{{sq bronze player |no=14  |pos=CB |name=IATA}}
!style="color:#FFF; background:#990000;" width="250px"|'''Stage'''
{{sq bronze player |no=94 |pos=CB |name=I-94}}
!style="color:#FFF; background:#990000;" width="300px"|'''Result'''
{{sq bronze player |no=13  |pos=CB |name=Mcqueen}}
!style="color:#FFF; background:#990000;" width="800px"|'''Goalscorers'''
{{sq bronze player |no=5  |pos=CMF |name=Snout}}
|-bgcolor=ffcccc
{{sq bronze player |no=8  |pos=CMF |name=DOG-8}}
|align="centre"|{{team away|x}}
{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=AMF |name=Bumble Pepe}}
|'''January 24'''
{{sq gold player |no=15  |pos=LWF |name=WEW}}
|'''[[File:WC25_Design_J.png|25px]] [[2025 4chan Winter Cup]]'''
{{sq silver player |no=7  |pos=RWF |name=Chinky Raccoon}}
| '''Group stage'''
{{sq gold player |no=17  |pos=CF |name=Wade Davis|other=Captain  }}
| '''0-1 L'''
{{sq mid}}
| '''None'''
{{sq player |no=12  |pos=GK |name=Da Burrs }}
|-
{{sq player |no=18  |pos=CB |name=502 Error }}
|-bgcolor=ccffcc
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name=Chad }}
|align="centre"|{{team away|d}}
{{sq player |no=11  |pos=CB |name=Anna }}
|'''January 26'''
{{sq player |no=19  |pos=CB |name=Sepp Blatter }}
|'''[[File:WC25_Design_J.png|25px]] [[2025 4chan Winter Cup]]'''
{{sq player |no=21  |pos=CB |name=POWER RANKINGS }}
| '''Group stage'''
{{sq player |no=22  |pos=CB |name=WUDI }}
| '''1-0 W'''
{{sq player |no=23  |pos=CB |name=Wiefu }}
| '''TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'''
{{sq player |no=20  |pos=CMF|name=FINISHED }}
|-
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name=Ironton Elementary }}
|-bgcolor=ccffcc
{{sq player |no=|pos=CMF |name=Kermit }}
|align="centre"|{{team away|o}}
{{sq player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=BEEPD }}
|'''February 1'''
{{sq end}}
|'''[[File:WC25_Design_J.png|25px]] [[2025 4chan Winter Cup]]'''
| '''Group stage'''
| '''3-2 W'''
| '''TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU x2, Own Goal'''
|-
|-bgcolor=
|align="centre"|{{team away|wsg}}
|'''February 8'''
|'''[[File:WC25_Design_J.png|25px]] [[2025 4chan Winter Cup]]'''
| '''Round of 16'''
| '''TBD'''
| '''TBD'''
|}
</div>
 
== History ==
:''For earlier history: [[/sp/ History]]''
 
===2025===
 
Only the gods of PES know what disappointments 2025 holds for /sp/.
 
== Tactics & Aesthetics==
*[https://mega.nz/file/iwNAEbSZ#Oi1QhIZAoVln6eUbva0xwg4ge9SYB3_6V1PNBTRadxg Spring Babby 2024 Tactics]
*[https://mega.nz/folder/ZnwxDCpC#AraTQYZERZHbKPxUJkHspQ/file/Y7xBTB4R Spring Babby 2024 Final Aesthetics Export]
*[https://mega.nz/file/CgEV0TzQ#qbr7heVHFDh4PpQByrCOJbN_5mcBZZlEFjiF2Mqcb3U Spring Babby 2024 Music]
 
== Colors and Mascot ==
'''/sp/ is maroon, orange, black and white.'''
 
'''Maroon: R173 G17 B12'''<br>
'''Orange: R200 G85 B5'''
 
For the first 4chan World Cup, /sp/ wore an all white kit with a simplistic green logo. Before the 2012 Winter Cup the team wore blue but eventually settled on the current iconic maroon and orange home kit, based on real world Italian divegrass team AS Roma. For away matches, /sp/ wears solid black kit with orange details. To continue the theme that the club's number one goalkeeper is DA BEARS, the uniform for the goalkeeper is a near representation of the uniform of the handegg team, the Chicago Bears.
 
The mascot of the club is Paul the Goat (named after the legendary Paul the Octopus), who has gained worldwide fame for his alleged psychic powers. When presented with two boxes containing goat food decorated with the club crest of the two teams who are about to play in a game, Paul has successfully picked the winning team 100% of the time from 25 attempts.
 
Two logos have been used to represent /sp/ Football Club. While one is the official logo and the other pointless, both are alright to use when depicting the /sp/ Club.
 
{| class="wikitable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
|-
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="10%"| Image
! style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px; background: #EEE" scope="col" width="35"| Description
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:sp logo.png|150px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px| The famous logo of /sp/ Fooball Club and currently the most widely used, it depicts Paul the Goat standing proud on an image of a Spartan soldier. The nickname of the club is the /sp/artans, which is the reason for the Spartan on the logo. The star under the Spartan is a representation of /sp/'s first cup victory in the 4chan summer cup. Football came home that night.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:sp logo 2.png|150px|link=]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The lesser used logo. Paul the Goat is given orange colored horns and a shawl with the /sp/ name on it. While a lesser used logo, it is quite a classic among die-hard fans of the club.
|}
 
== Supporters ==
 
/sp/ is known to have some of the most passionate fans in the game. Due to this passion, /sp/artans are often seen as whiners by other boards, especially in the wake of the [[4chan_Cup_Committee#2012_SC_Bracket_Scandal|2012 SC Bracket Scandal]]. Due to this, /sp/ was the winner of the Worst Fans Award in that cup. However, /sp/ does boast some of the most supportive fans in all of 4chan, participating in the most watched game of the [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]. After claiming victory in this cup, /sp/ was flooded with celebratory "MESSIMESSIMESSI" and "THANK YOU BASED TORRES" posts.
 
=== Chants ===
*Some History
''You might have some history,''
 
''But we don’t give a crud,''
 
''Your team will always be a joke until they have a cup''
 
''(Shout the Opposing team’s name)!!!''
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8vCysx22I I believe that we will win]
 
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5CLrRc4Ddg EEEEEEHHHH, PUTO!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGmweNQlvNU A Call to Arms]
 
== Rivalries ==
 
<div style="display: table; position-align: center;">
 
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"
| [[file:A_logo.png|125px]]<br />
|-
| '''[[/a/|The Derby of /sp/art/a/]]'''<br/>
The biggest derby in the game of virtual divegrass&ndash;El Classico. A battle between GOATs of /sp/orts and Men of /a/nime to see who are the greater champions. This derby's history runs all the way back to the [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]] semifinals&ndash;a moment /a/ refers to as Yamakan saving Anime and /sp/ remembers as BasedChoke. They did not meet again in an official match until the 2013 Spring Babby Cup friendlies, {{tt|which /sp/ won|implying friendlies count}}. They met twice more in Official Cup games for the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] round of 16 and [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] group stage, with /a/ winning both. The two teams who were destined to be together forever finally met again after 8 years in the [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]], resulting in a thrilling (yes, actually) 0-0 draw that just barely brought /a/ to their first Elite in 5 years alongside /sp/. 2024 started as a cursed year for /sp/ as the /sp/artans were relegated to the Babbies, while the degenerate weebs stayed Elite.
|-
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>1-1-3</b>
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"
| [[file:Asp_logo.png|150px]]<br />
|-
|'''[[/asp/|The Not-Sports Derby]]'''<br/>
Whenever there was a WWE thread on /sp/, there was always at least one person who told WWE fans that pro wrestling is fake and that it belongs on /asp/. Eventually, /sp/ managed to get wrestling threads officially kicked off the board with the help of Hiroyuki Nishimura, who succeeded {{tt|m00t|I don't know who, either}} as owner of 4chan in 2015, stoking the rivalry ever hotter. In the 4chan Cup, these teams have completely different mentalities, with /sp/ angrily sacking managers if they don't win cups and /asp/ exercising more patience with their managers. The two teams finally met in an official Cup match during the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] quarterfinals, which /sp/ won 3-1. The rivalry was put to rest after /asp/ was split into /pw/ and /xs/. Rest in peace, /asp/.
|-
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>2-0-0</b>
|}
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;"
| [[file:V_logo.png|150px]]<br />
|-
|'''[[/v/|The e-Sports Derby]]'''<br/>
/sp/ and /v/ are intense rivals in a feud that is essentially the alphas vs. the weeaboo gaming nerds, and this rivalry was only made worse after /sp/ sent /v/ to the Loser's Bracket in 2011. /v/ is also jealous of /sp/'s endless creativity, epic maymays and their ability to handle the banter. Despite this, /v/ took control of this rivalry for years, defeating the GOATs in the [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]] round of 16 and twice in the [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]&ndash;in the group stage and quarterfinals. This streak was broken in the [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] when /sp/ eliminated /v/ in the round of 16. /sp/ leveled the series in the [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] with a 1-0 win over /v/ in the group stage and took the lead after beating them 2-1 in the group stage of [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]. The rivalry continued to be close as /v/ beat /sp/ 5-2 in the [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]], where /sp/ got relegated. /sp/ took their revenge in the [[2023 4chan Summer Cup]], winning 3-1 in a tournament that saw /v/ relegated.
|-
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>5-0-4</b>
|}
</div>


===Roster stats===
===Tournament History===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
{| class="wikitable" width=100%
|-
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Competition
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Win
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Draw
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Loss
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| End result
!style="background:#990000;color:#c85505"| Notes
|-
|-
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"| Player
| All friendlies || 5||6||5  || || {{greentext|implying friendlies count}}
!style="background:#002C74;color:#ffffff"| Matches Played
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"| Career Goals
!style="background:#002C74;color:#ffffff"| Career Assists
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"| Man of the Match
|-
|-
| align=center|GOCK
| [[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2011 4chan Summer Cup]] || 3||0||2 || Third Place || Double elimination bracket
| align=center|'''5'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|IATA
| [[File:2012_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Winter Cup]] || 5||0||2 || Runner up || Double elimination bracket
| align=center|'''4'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|I-94
| rowspan=2|[[File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2012 4chan Summer Cup]] || <s>6</s>||<s>0</s>||<s>0</s> || <s>Champions</s> || Title vacated due to [[Dragongate]].
| align=center|'''3'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|Mcqueen
| 0||0||0 || Nullified  || Record after 2nd correction.
| align=center|'''5'''
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|Snout
| [[File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Winter Cup]] || 6||0||0 || Champions || One match stricken, due to Dragongate.
| align=center|'''4'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|DOG-8
| [[File:2013_Summer_Cup_logo.png|25px]] [[2013 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||2 || Round of 16 || {{greentext|tfw almost relegated}}
| align=center|'''3'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|Sepp Blatter
| [[File:2014_Winter_Cup_logo.png|25px]]  [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] || 3||0||1 || Round of 16 || {{greentext|could've been relegated on 6 (six) points}}
| align=center|'''5'''
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|Bumble Pepe
| [[File:2014SummerCupLogo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] || 1||1||1 || Group (Relegated) || {{greentext|Moyes}}
| align=center|'''5'''
| align=center|'''2'''
| align=center|'''4'''
| align=center|'''2'''
|-
|-
| align=center|WEW
| [[File:2014_Autumn_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||2||0||2|| Group (Failed to promote) || {{greentext|losing to a shit team and a new team}}
| align=center|'''3'''
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|GETPD
| [[File:2015_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||1||1||2|| Group (Failed to promote) || {{greentext|couldn't even beat any weeb team}}
| align=center|'''5'''
| align=center|'''3'''
| align=center|'''4'''
| align=center|'''1'''
|-
|-
| align=center|Chinky Raccoon
| [[File:ABC15_Design_G.png|25px]] [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||2||1||2|| Round of 16 || Promoted
| align=center|'''3'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|Wade Davis
| [[File:WC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Winter Cup]] ||0||1||2|| Group (Relegated) || Killed after just two matches.  <br>{{greentext|one point}}
| align=center|'''5'''
| align=center|'''8'''
| align=center|'''4'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
|}
| [[File:2016_Spring_Cup_Logo.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||3||0||2|| Quarterfinals || Promoted<br>Broke the Curse<br>Won Round of 16 match for the first time since 2013 Winter Cup.
 
|-
{| class="wikitable"
| [[File:Summer16_H_ALT_2.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Summer Cup]] ||1||1||1|| Group (Relegated) || The final match of the group got /vp/ to second place over /sp/ via goal difference.<br>{{greentext|Let's go, /vp/ (but not by much)}}
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|-
| align=center|Unknown
| [[File:ABC16_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||3||0||1|| Round of 16 || A combination of results got /sp/ past the group stage after just two matches.
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
 
| [[File:WC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Winter Cup]] ||4||0||3|| Fourth Place || /sp/ finally broke the yo-yo cycle and reached the #1 spot on the [[Rankings]].
|-bgcolor="C0C0C0"
|-
| align=center|''Opponent own goals''
| [[File:SC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] ||0||1||2|| Group (Relegated) || Killed after /toy/ defeated /lgbt/ immediately before the final group match vs /o/.<br>{{greentext|one point (again)}}
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
 
| [[File:ABC17_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||3||1||1|| Quarterfinals || Promoted
|-bgcolor="48547B"
|-
| align=center| Total Goals:
| [[File:WC18_Design_F2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Winter Cup]] ||0||2||1|| Group (Relegated) || {{greentext|tfw too high iq to win a game}}<br>{{greentext|tfw back in the yo-yo cycle}}
| align=center|'''16'''
|-
|}
| [[File:SBC18_Design_G2.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||2||1||2|| Round of 16 || Promoted
 
|-
===Goalkeeper stats===
| [[File:Summer18 E.png|25px]] [[2018 4chan Summer Cup]] ||5||0||2|| Runner up || Broke the yo-yo cycle<br>One win away from football coming home.
{| class="wikitable"
|-
| [[File:WC19 Design E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Winter Cup]] ||0||1||2|| Group (Relegated) || {{greentext|1 point}}
|-
| [[File:SBC19_Design_B1.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||0||3||0|| Group (Failed to promote) || {{greentext|3 draws}}
|-
| [[File:ABC19 Design E.png|25px]] [[2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] ||0||2||1|| Group (Failed to promote) || {{greentext|art}}
|-
| [[File:SBC20_Design_A.png|25px]] [[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] ||5||0||2|| Third Place || Promoted, 3rd place for new highest Babby Cup finish.
|-
| [[File:SC20_Design_E2.png|25px]] [[2020 4chan Summer Cup]] ||3||0||1|| Round of 16|| Promoted
|-
| [[File:WC21_Design_D.png|25px]] [[2021 4chan Winter Cup]] ||1||0||2|| Group (Relegated)|| {{greentext|4 managers just to lose in groups}}
|-
| [[File:WoC21_Design_E.png|25px]] [[2021 4chan World Cup]] ||6||0||2|| Fourth Place || {{greentext|performing on the final day}}
|-
| [[File:ABC21 Design C.png|25px]] [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] || 2 || 2 || 1 || Round of 16 || Promoted
|-
| [[File:WC22 Design D.png|25px]] [[2022 4chan Winter Cup]] || 3 || 1 || 1 || Quarterfinals || {{greentext|winning on final day}}
|-
| [[File:SC22 Design G.png|25px]] [[2022 4chan Summer Cup]] || 3 || 0 || 1 || Round of 16 || {{greentext|9 point curse}}
|-
| [[File:WC23 Design G.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Winter Cup]] || 1 || 1 || 1 || Group (Failed to promote) || All my homies hate /v/
|-
|-
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"| Keeper
| [[File:SBC23 Design D.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 1 || 2 || 1 || Round of 16 || {{greentext|letting /a/ advance from our group}}
!style="background:#002C74;color:#ffffff"| Matches Played
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"| Goals Conceded
!style="background:#002C74;color:#ffffff"| Keeper Coefficient
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"| Man of the Match
|-
|-
| align=center|Janitor
| [[File:SC23 Design G1.png|25px]] [[2023 4chan Summer Cup]] || 2 || 1 || 2 || Quarterfinals || {{greentext|scoring after it was too late}}
| align=center|'''2'''
| align=center|'''12'''
| align=center|'''6.00'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|Hope Solo's Vagina
| [[File:WC24 Design E1.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Winter Cup]] || 1 || 1 || 1 || Group (Relegated) || 1 point needed from the worst team in the group? what could possibly go wrong
| align=center|'''3'''
| align=center|'''10'''
| align=center|'''3.33'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| align=center|Da Burrs
| [[File:SBC24 Design G.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] || 6 || 0 || 1 || Runner up || So, it happened again
| align=center|'''1'''
| align=center|'''0'''
| align=center|'''0.00'''
| align=center|'''0'''
|-
|-
| [[File:SC24_Design_C.png|25px]] [[2024 4chan Summer Cup]] || 3 || 0 || 2 || Quarterfinals || {{greentext|concede 4 bullshit goals in 1 game}}
|}
|}


==Match history==
== Stadium ==
{| class="wikitable sortable" width=65%
 
|-
[[File:TSPstadium.png|200px|thumb|right|The pipeline after which /sp/'s stadium is named.]]
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"| Date
 
!style="background:#002C74;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
/sp/'s current home is the '''Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium''', named in remembrance of Murrika's selfless donations to impoverished Yurop.
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"| Competition
 
!style="background:#002C74;color:#ffffff"| Result
== Trivia ==
!style="background:#FFFFFF;color:#000000"| Scorers
*Of the 17 teams to win a 4chan Cup elite tournament, /sp/ is the only one to win every match on their way to the title.
{{Match history
**Closest calls: /a/ won 2011 Summer 8-0-1 when it was a double-elimination tournament. Under the two-stage format, /wg/ (2013 Summer), /trv/ (2014 Winter), /tg/ (2015 Winter), /mlp/ (2015 Summer) and /pol/ (2020 Winter) all won with 6-1-0 records.
|date= June, 2015
*/sp/ became the first board to have a sticky thread for a 4chan Cup event during the 2012 Winter Cup, a feat that remained unique to the board until [[/s4s/]] had their own sticky for the 2017 Summer Cup.
|teamagainst=gamergate
 
|competition=[[Summer 2015 Infinity Cup]]
== Honors ==
|score=2-2 (PK)
===Official Honors===
|result= W
<gallery>
|goals= Bumble Pepe {{goal|18}}<br>GETPD {{goal|56}}
File:4chanworldcup.png|[[2011 4chan Summer Cup]]: 3rd place
}}
File:2012_Winter_Cup_logo.png|[[2012 4chan Winter Cup]]: Runner-up
{{Match history
File:2012_Summer_Cup_logo.png|we also won summer 2012 , fuk da h8ers hashtag outlels, Torres McIlroy did nothin wrong
|date= June, 2015
File:2013_Winter_Cup_logo.png|[[2013 4chan Winter Cup]]: Champions
|teamagainst=christian
File:Summer18 E.png|[[2018 4chan Summer Cup]]: Runner-up
|competition=[[Summer 2015 Infinity Cup]]
File:SBC20_Design_A.png|[[2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]: 3rd place
|score=10-8
File:SBC24_Design_G.png|[[2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]: Runner-up
|result= L
</gallery>
|goals= Wade Davis {{goal|4||21||36}}<br>Mcqueen {{goal|39}}<br>GETPD {{goal|41||60}}<br>Sepp Blatter {{goal|76}}<br>Bumble Pepe {{goal|90+3}}
 
}}
===Invitationals===
{{Match history
*[[Trip Cup]]: 4th place
|date= October, 2015
*[[Cup Finalists Cup]]: 3rd place
|teamagainst=hebe
 
|competition=Halloween "Invitational" Friendlies
===Vacated Honours===
|score=3-1
*[[2012 4chan Summer Cup]]: Champions
|result= L
 
|goals= Wade Davis {{goal|24}}
== Video Gallery ==
}}
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZCZK0rL_P4|The Greatest Comeback Of All Time] - Witness the greatest comeback of all time brought to you by George Costanza.
{{Match history
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksSWvLsbaY| 2012 Summer Cup Promo]
|date= January, 2016
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cM6rJ1fVV4| 2012 Summer Cup: /sp/ vs /toy/]
|teamagainst=gamergate
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOhvVtD1sIc| 2012 Summer Cup: /sp/ vs /int/ and /ro11/]
|competition=[[Winter 2015 Infinity Cup]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkL2qkCbde4| 2013 Winter Cup Promo]
|score=2-0
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQLs_b5PSAc| 2013 Summer Cup: Promo for /sp/ vs /g/]
|result= W
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N03_wS1lVno| 2013 Summer Cup: Round of 16 Promo]
|goals= Wade Davis {{goal|5}}<br>WEW {{goal|71}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XkqE_F35BE| 2014 Summer Cup Promo]
}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTymJFi7oA| 2014 Summer Cup USA Promo]
{{Match history
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjDyHHMFZYw| 2014 Autumn Babby Promo]
|date= January, 2016
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ12Ver0Gig| 2015 Spring Babby Promo]
|teamagainst=n
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqBmPUDVRxo| 2015 Spring Babby Promo by Edgar]
|competition=[[Winter 2015 Infinity Cup]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuaP5hSzGsM| 2015 SBC /a/ match promo]
|score=2-2
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEzZKXwgh_o| 2015 SBC /b/ match promo]
|result= D
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcFD9M067Q4 2016 Winter Cup Promo]
|goals= Wade Davis {{goal|33||56}}
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEdatZJ81VU 2024 Spring Babby Cup: All TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU goals, breaking the record for most goals in a cup]
}}
 
{{Match history
== Old Downloads ==
|date= January, 2016
 
|teamagainst=kind
*[https://mega.nz/#!JQEkxLIb!aeVldtoGW1mrN1q0xmewh2OJlk1K5H32w4xVg5vup9E Autumn 2016 Tactical Export]
|competition=[[Winter 2015 Infinity Cup]]
*[https://mega.nz/#!4JF1yJyR!YQ-va6QovhqXQMKRI1V9VJczsYMb2Mk8KcBqSDUp9kk Autumn 2016 Aesthetics]
|score=5-1
*[https://mega.nz/#!0U9GwJya!dNG0pI1LZ0-oWBql7MY-T2iF-v85S1SZVnc7UmCS9AI Summer 2016 Tactical Export]
|result= L
*[https://mega.nz/#!lMsDgDbA!ikT2u-VkzvB8LiR-EZKcWkVsK7fotI8-WKFgEtUGWS4 Summer 2016 Aesthetics]
|goals=Wade Davis {{goal|15}}
*[https://mega.nz/#!RVExAQrC!axpyjDTgIteJys621POv8OBZskR6dz6tF_oIRnA3qJo Spring 2016 Tactical Export]
}}
*[https://mega.nz/#!cMEhDByD!RE_o7RfPTF6nI--IZUhRIvdSATxhUP1QQR1iE7IjrJo Spring 2016 A E S T H E T I C S]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download/t7chr76ykb6u0rh/TEXPORT+12.bin autumn15 export]
*[https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_smuztchfO3ZDRUbHB6akxhSFU/view?usp=sharing winter 16 export]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download/v7asrenub8jfnx3/sp+2016+Aesthetic+Export.7z PES16 Aesthetics]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/download/rt2hw1lyytbaeyb/SP+Aesthetic+Export.rar /sp/autumn15 Aesthetics]
 
{{Achievement}}
{{Elite Tier}}
{{Champion|prev={{Year|2011|Summer|b}} {{team home|a}}|season=Summer|year={{Year|2012|Summer|b}} (Title vacated)|next={{Year|2013|Summer|b}} {{team home|wg}}|vacated=yes}}
{{Champion|prev={{Year|2012|Winter|b}} {{team home|k}}|season=Winter|year={{Year|2013|Winter|b}} (1st title)|next={{Year|2014|Winter|b}} {{team home|trv}}}}
|}
|}


==Rivalries==
{{Rivalry
|vsteam      = gamergate
|rivalryname = The Rivalry With No Name
|description = With two of their five games and both of their season openers against {{team|gamergate}} it'd be hard to say there isn't at least a ''bit'' of a rivalry between /sp/ and /gamergate/. Nonetheless, /sp/ has always been the better team, and they hold a 2-0-0 record throughout.
|vsrecord    = 2-0-0
}}


==Trivia==
{{Navbox Teams}}
*Wade Davis, /sp/'s captain, has half of the team's goals, and was responsible for all but one of their goals in Infinity Cup II. Their only other scorer was WEW, in the team's 2-0 win over /gamergate/.
 
[[Category:Official teams|sp]]
[[Category:Original Sixteen|sp]]
[[Category:Winter Cup Champions|sp]]

Latest revision as of 00:12, 3 February 2025

Mootallowsspthread.png

/sp/
/sp/ found a way
Sp logo.png
/sp/ - Sports
Founded August 2011
IRL manager CollieSis !!0sD18ui7YXt
Aitor Karanka !!uqlHSOfiis9
gimi !!cwmWrzo53n+
Team colors
Chat color 990000
Maroon
Ranking 9 (decrease 3)
Highest rank 1 (January 8, 2012)
Lowest rank 46 (November 10, 2019)
Top scorer Messi (120)
Top assister Messi (54)
Captain Messi
Website /sp/ - Sports
Nickname The GOATs - (the acronym of the commonly-used sporting term "Greatest Of All Time")
/sp/artans - (originally used as the collective term for the denizens of the /sp/ board)
Home ground Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
88 31 55 174 50.57%
GF GA GD
374 295 +79
Biggest win
/sp/ Sp icon.png 6–1 Biz icon.png /biz/
October 30, 2016
Biggest defeat
/sp/ Sp icon.png 1–5 Diy icon.png /diy/
October 25, 2015
First match
/fa/ Fa icon.png 1–2 Sp icon.png /sp/
August 6, 2011
Elite Cup
Appearances 24 (First in 2011 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result Champions, 2013 4chan Winter Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 13 (First in 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup)
Best result 2nd, 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem NBA on NBC
Knockout Anthem US Olympic team tribute to Muhammad Ali
Victory Anthem One Goat on the Shirt

Goal horn Wavin' Flag (Celebration Mix)
Alternate goal horn Mod on /sp/ - >HE DOES IT FOR FREE
Alternate goal horn TSUUUUUUUU goalhorn
Alternate goal horn TSUUUUUUUU penalty horn
Alternate goal horn Shiggy Diggy - George Costanza
Kits
Home kit Sp home kit 2018 summer cup.png
Away kit Spaway-2016sc.png
Goalkeeper kit Sp goalkeeper 2016 summer cup.png
Third kit Sp alt kit 3 2017 autumn babby cup.png
Fourth kit Sphome-2016sc.png
Fifth kit Sp alt kit 5 2022 summer cup.png
Sixth kit Sp alt kit 6 2020 spring cup.png
Seventh kit Sp alt kit 7 2019 winter cup.png
Eighth kit Sp alt kit 8 2020 spring babby cup.png
Ninth kit Sp alt kit 9 2022 winter cup.png


The /sp/artans Football Club is a simulated professional football team founded in August 2011, representing /sp/, the 4chan board dedicated to sports. They won the 2012 4chan Summer Cup before the title was revoked due to the Dragongate scandal. They also won the 2013 4chan Winter Cup, making them, for a time, the first and only two-time Elite competition champions. They also held the number 1 spot in the cup rankings from January 2012 to May 2013, currently the longest such reign, and from March to May, 2017.

The club's popularity among the proud posters of /sp/ has made them susceptible to negative press. Accusations of rigging lead to the Match Fixing Scandal in early January 2012. The team was implicated in the Dragongate scandal as well. Their almost-systematic shitposting on other boards during /sp/ Cup participation is often cited as one of the possible reasons for the global cup ban by 4chan moderation.

/sp/'s main rivals are, without a doubt, /a/, who knocked them out of the cup twice on top of being dirty weeaboos, but they also have minor rivalries with /v/, /fit/, and potentially any board who knocks them out of the cup (/s4s/ and /vg/ we're looking at you) or have a fanbase as rambunctious as theirs.

Squad

Sp icon.png /sp/

No. Position Player
1
  GK
So, It Happened Again
3
  RB
Universal Choking Sign
2
  CB
An Horse
25
  CB
Please Watch Our League
20
  LB
Monicius Jr.
97
  DMF
THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN SLIP
89
  CMF
George Costanza
10
  CMF
MessiCaptain
43
  SS
>he does it for free
6
  SS
Perro Caca
7
  CF
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
No. Position Player
13
  GK
Bald Fraud
77
  RB
gimi
22
  RB
Prison FC
14
  CB
SHE'S A DISGRACE
18
  CB
Cuckitini
4
  CB
>Schalke
33
  LB
AMD AMX
0
  LB
Rachael Gunn, PhD
5
  DMF
Ngubu
90
  DMF
El Var Sinson
19
  CMF
my reffies :)
66
  CMF
CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS

Reserves can be found here: /sp B/

2025 Match History

For all-time match history: /sp/ Match History
Opponent Date Event Stage Result Goalscorers
X icon.png /x/ January 24 WC25 Design J.png 2025 4chan Winter Cup Group stage 0-1 L None
D icon.png /d/ January 26 WC25 Design J.png 2025 4chan Winter Cup Group stage 1-0 W TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
O icon.png /o/ February 1 WC25 Design J.png 2025 4chan Winter Cup Group stage 3-2 W TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU x2, Own Goal
Wsg icon.png /wsg/ February 8 WC25 Design J.png 2025 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16 TBD TBD

History

For earlier history: /sp/ History

2025

Only the gods of PES know what disappointments 2025 holds for /sp/.

Tactics & Aesthetics

Colors and Mascot

/sp/ is maroon, orange, black and white.

Maroon: R173 G17 B12
Orange: R200 G85 B5

For the first 4chan World Cup, /sp/ wore an all white kit with a simplistic green logo. Before the 2012 Winter Cup the team wore blue but eventually settled on the current iconic maroon and orange home kit, based on real world Italian divegrass team AS Roma. For away matches, /sp/ wears solid black kit with orange details. To continue the theme that the club's number one goalkeeper is DA BEARS, the uniform for the goalkeeper is a near representation of the uniform of the handegg team, the Chicago Bears.

The mascot of the club is Paul the Goat (named after the legendary Paul the Octopus), who has gained worldwide fame for his alleged psychic powers. When presented with two boxes containing goat food decorated with the club crest of the two teams who are about to play in a game, Paul has successfully picked the winning team 100% of the time from 25 attempts.

Two logos have been used to represent /sp/ Football Club. While one is the official logo and the other pointless, both are alright to use when depicting the /sp/ Club.

Image Description
Sp logo.png The famous logo of /sp/ Fooball Club and currently the most widely used, it depicts Paul the Goat standing proud on an image of a Spartan soldier. The nickname of the club is the /sp/artans, which is the reason for the Spartan on the logo. The star under the Spartan is a representation of /sp/'s first cup victory in the 4chan summer cup. Football came home that night.
Sp logo 2.png The lesser used logo. Paul the Goat is given orange colored horns and a shawl with the /sp/ name on it. While a lesser used logo, it is quite a classic among die-hard fans of the club.

Supporters

/sp/ is known to have some of the most passionate fans in the game. Due to this passion, /sp/artans are often seen as whiners by other boards, especially in the wake of the 2012 SC Bracket Scandal. Due to this, /sp/ was the winner of the Worst Fans Award in that cup. However, /sp/ does boast some of the most supportive fans in all of 4chan, participating in the most watched game of the 2012 4chan Summer Cup. After claiming victory in this cup, /sp/ was flooded with celebratory "MESSIMESSIMESSI" and "THANK YOU BASED TORRES" posts.

Chants

  • Some History

You might have some history,

But we don’t give a crud,

Your team will always be a joke until they have a cup

(Shout the Opposing team’s name)!!!

Rivalries

A logo.png
The Derby of /sp/art/a/

The biggest derby in the game of virtual divegrass–El Classico. A battle between GOATs of /sp/orts and Men of /a/nime to see who are the greater champions. This derby's history runs all the way back to the 2011 4chan Summer Cup semifinals–a moment /a/ refers to as Yamakan saving Anime and /sp/ remembers as BasedChoke. They did not meet again in an official match until the 2013 Spring Babby Cup friendlies, which /sp/ won. They met twice more in Official Cup games for the 2014 4chan Winter Cup round of 16 and 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup group stage, with /a/ winning both. The two teams who were destined to be together forever finally met again after 8 years in the 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup, resulting in a thrilling (yes, actually) 0-0 draw that just barely brought /a/ to their first Elite in 5 years alongside /sp/. 2024 started as a cursed year for /sp/ as the /sp/artans were relegated to the Babbies, while the degenerate weebs stayed Elite.

1-1-3
Asp logo.png
The Not-Sports Derby

Whenever there was a WWE thread on /sp/, there was always at least one person who told WWE fans that pro wrestling is fake and that it belongs on /asp/. Eventually, /sp/ managed to get wrestling threads officially kicked off the board with the help of Hiroyuki Nishimura, who succeeded m00t as owner of 4chan in 2015, stoking the rivalry ever hotter. In the 4chan Cup, these teams have completely different mentalities, with /sp/ angrily sacking managers if they don't win cups and /asp/ exercising more patience with their managers. The two teams finally met in an official Cup match during the 2017 4chan Winter Cup quarterfinals, which /sp/ won 3-1. The rivalry was put to rest after /asp/ was split into /pw/ and /xs/. Rest in peace, /asp/.

2-0-0
V logo.png
The e-Sports Derby

/sp/ and /v/ are intense rivals in a feud that is essentially the alphas vs. the weeaboo gaming nerds, and this rivalry was only made worse after /sp/ sent /v/ to the Loser's Bracket in 2011. /v/ is also jealous of /sp/'s endless creativity, epic maymays and their ability to handle the banter. Despite this, /v/ took control of this rivalry for years, defeating the GOATs in the 2013 4chan Summer Cup round of 16 and twice in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup–in the group stage and quarterfinals. This streak was broken in the 2017 4chan Winter Cup when /sp/ eliminated /v/ in the round of 16. /sp/ leveled the series in the 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup with a 1-0 win over /v/ in the group stage and took the lead after beating them 2-1 in the group stage of 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup. The rivalry continued to be close as /v/ beat /sp/ 5-2 in the 2023 4chan Winter Cup, where /sp/ got relegated. /sp/ took their revenge in the 2023 4chan Summer Cup, winning 3-1 in a tournament that saw /v/ relegated.

5-0-4

Tournament History

Competition Win Draw Loss End result Notes
All friendlies 5 6 5 >implying friendlies count
2012 Summer Cup logo.png 2011 4chan Summer Cup 3 0 2 Third Place Double elimination bracket
2012 Winter Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Winter Cup 5 0 2 Runner up Double elimination bracket
2012 Summer Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Summer Cup 6 0 0 Champions Title vacated due to Dragongate.
0 0 0 Nullified Record after 2nd correction.
2013 Winter Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Winter Cup 6 0 0 Champions One match stricken, due to Dragongate.
2013 Summer Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 2 Round of 16 >tfw almost relegated
2014 Winter Cup logo.png 2014 4chan Winter Cup 3 0 1 Round of 16 >could've been relegated on 6 (six) points
2014SummerCupLogo.png 2014 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 1 Group (Relegated) >Moyes
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 0 2 Group (Failed to promote) >losing to a shit team and a new team
2015 Spring Cup Logo.png 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 1 2 Group (Failed to promote) >couldn't even beat any weeb team
ABC15 Design G.png 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 1 2 Round of 16 Promoted
WC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Winter Cup 0 1 2 Group (Relegated) Killed after just two matches.
>one point
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 3 0 2 Quarterfinals Promoted
Broke the Curse
Won Round of 16 match for the first time since 2013 Winter Cup.
Summer16 H ALT 2.png 2016 4chan Summer Cup 1 1 1 Group (Relegated) The final match of the group got /vp/ to second place over /sp/ via goal difference.
>Let's go, /vp/ (but not by much)
ABC16 Design A.png 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3 0 1 Round of 16 A combination of results got /sp/ past the group stage after just two matches.
WC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 3 Fourth Place /sp/ finally broke the yo-yo cycle and reached the #1 spot on the Rankings.
SC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 Group (Relegated) Killed after /toy/ defeated /lgbt/ immediately before the final group match vs /o/.
>one point (again)
ABC17 Design A.png 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 3 1 1 Quarterfinals Promoted
WC18 Design F2.png 2018 4chan Winter Cup 0 2 1 Group (Relegated) >tfw too high iq to win a game
>tfw back in the yo-yo cycle
SBC18 Design G2.png 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 1 2 Round of 16 Promoted
Summer18 E.png 2018 4chan Summer Cup 5 0 2 Runner up Broke the yo-yo cycle
One win away from football coming home.
WC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Winter Cup 0 1 2 Group (Relegated) >1 point
SBC19 Design B1.png 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 3 0 Group (Failed to promote) >3 draws
ABC19 Design E.png 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 2 1 Group (Failed to promote) >art
SBC20 Design A.png 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 5 0 2 Third Place Promoted, 3rd place for new highest Babby Cup finish.
SC20 Design E2.png 2020 4chan Summer Cup 3 0 1 Round of 16 Promoted
WC21 Design D.png 2021 4chan Winter Cup 1 0 2 Group (Relegated) >4 managers just to lose in groups
WoC21 Design E.png 2021 4chan World Cup 6 0 2 Fourth Place >performing on the final day
ABC21 Design C.png 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 2 1 Round of 16 Promoted
WC22 Design D.png 2022 4chan Winter Cup 3 1 1 Quarterfinals >winning on final day
SC22 Design G.png 2022 4chan Summer Cup 3 0 1 Round of 16 >9 point curse
WC23 Design G.png 2023 4chan Winter Cup 1 1 1 Group (Failed to promote) All my homies hate /v/
SBC23 Design D.png 2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 2 1 Round of 16 >letting /a/ advance from our group
SC23 Design G1.png 2023 4chan Summer Cup 2 1 2 Quarterfinals >scoring after it was too late
WC24 Design E1.png 2024 4chan Winter Cup 1 1 1 Group (Relegated) 1 point needed from the worst team in the group? what could possibly go wrong
SBC24 Design G.png 2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup 6 0 1 Runner up So, it happened again
SC24 Design C.png 2024 4chan Summer Cup 3 0 2 Quarterfinals >concede 4 bullshit goals in 1 game

Stadium

The pipeline after which /sp/'s stadium is named.

/sp/'s current home is the Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium, named in remembrance of Murrika's selfless donations to impoverished Yurop.

Trivia

  • Of the 17 teams to win a 4chan Cup elite tournament, /sp/ is the only one to win every match on their way to the title.
    • Closest calls: /a/ won 2011 Summer 8-0-1 when it was a double-elimination tournament. Under the two-stage format, /wg/ (2013 Summer), /trv/ (2014 Winter), /tg/ (2015 Winter), /mlp/ (2015 Summer) and /pol/ (2020 Winter) all won with 6-1-0 records.
  • /sp/ became the first board to have a sticky thread for a 4chan Cup event during the 2012 Winter Cup, a feat that remained unique to the board until /s4s/ had their own sticky for the 2017 Summer Cup.

Honors

Official Honors

Invitationals

Vacated Honours

Video Gallery

Old Downloads

Achievements
Elite Cups
Preceded by
2011 /a/ A icon.png
Summer Champions
2012 (Title vacated)
Succeeded by
2013 /wg/ Wg icon.png
Preceded by
2012 /k/ K icon.png
Winter Champions
2013 (1st title)
Succeeded by
2014 /trv/ Trv icon.png