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| align=center| I'll name it later. | | align=center| I'll name it later. | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|LB}} | | align=center| {{Position|LB}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| Aesthetic Flags of the World | ||
| align=center| [[File: | | align=center| [[File:Aesthetic_Flags_of_the_World.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| Good branding isn't just for soulless corporations. Keep it clean. Keep it simple. Make a statement. You are here. | ||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |-bgcolor="C3D69B" | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}} | | align=center| {{Position|CB}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| The Damn Robots Are Coming For My Job | ||
| align=center| [[File: | | align=center| [[File:damnrobot.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| They're coming for your job too, but we want to brag that we were made obsolete first because there aren't any complex hand shapes in graphic design. | ||
|-bgcolor="C3D69B" | |-bgcolor="C3D69B" | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}} | | align=center| {{Position|CB}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| Corporate Memphis | ||
| align=center| [[File: | | align=center| [[File:corpmeme.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| A utopian narrative for a dystopian world. Graphical Muzak. | ||
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| align=center| [[File:Edit_This_Face.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Edit_This_Face.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| I need someone to turn this girl into stone. Please stop asking questions as to why. | | align=center| I need someone to turn this girl into stone. Please stop asking questions as to why. | ||
|-bgcolor="BFBFBF" | |-bgcolor="BFBFBF" | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| | ||
| align=center| {{Position| | | align=center| {{Position|DMF}} | ||
| align=center| Minimalism | | align=center| Minimalism | ||
| align=center| [[File:Minimalism.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Minimalism.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| ... | | align=center| ... | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| align=center| Graphic Design Is My Passion | |||
| align=center| [[File:XCF.png|200px]] | |||
| align=center| {{greentext|using GIMP}} | |||
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| align=center| <span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/wsr/ | |||
| align=center| [[File:Arr.png|200px]] | |||
| align=center| "Hey /gd/ could you photosho-" <br> No, fuck off. </span><span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/wsr/ | |||
|-bgcolor="EDDA74" | |-bgcolor="EDDA74" | ||
| align=center| 10 | | align=center| 10 | ||
| align=center| {{Position| | | align=center| {{Position|AMF}} | ||
| align=center| Helvetica | | align=center| Helvetica | ||
| align=center| [[File:Helvetica.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Helvetica.png|200px]] | ||
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| align=center| [[File:Glitch Art.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Glitch Art.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| '''{{tt|HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!|YOLO WEEKEND! IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HAPPENING!}}''' | | align=center| '''{{tt|HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!|YOLO WEEKEND! IT'S HAPPENING, IT'S HAPPENING!}}''' | ||
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| align=center| Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is? I just want a picture o̷f̡ ̡͜͞a ̡̢g̶̷̛o̕͘t̶̀d̵́͢a͟͜͠n̸͞g͠ ͟h̕o͏̸t́d͝͏͞o̢͞͏g̸͜. | | align=center| Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is? I just want a picture o̷f̡ ̡͜͞a ̡̢g̶̷̛o̕͘t̶̀d̵́͢a͟͜͠n̸͞g͠ ͟h̕o͏̸t́d͝͏͞o̢͞͏g̸͜. | ||
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| align=center| | | align=center| 13 | ||
| align=center| {{Position|LB}} | | align=center| {{Position|LB}} | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| Font Share Thread | ||
| align=center| [[File: | | align=center| [[File:Font Share Thread.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| | | align=center| A thread where you request and share fonts. <br> Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages. | ||
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| align=center| [[File:Logo Redesign.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Logo Redesign.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| Guaranteed replies in three weeks or less. | | align=center| Guaranteed replies in three weeks or less. | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|CB}} | |||
| align=center| Dodge Tool Crack Pipe | |||
| align=center| [[File:Dodge Tool Crack Pipe.png|200px]] | |||
| align=center| "This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white" | |||
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| align=center| {{Position| | | align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
| align=center| Fine Art | | align=center| Fine Art | ||
| align=center| [[File:ArtAndArch.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:ArtAndArch.png|200px]] | ||
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| align=center| {{Position| | | align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
| align=center| Pepsi Universe | | align=center| Pepsi Universe | ||
| align=center| [[File:Pepsi Universe.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Pepsi Universe.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| '''[http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf G R A V I T A T I O N A L]''' | | align=center| '''[http://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf G R A V I T A T I O N A L]''' | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | |||
| align=center| Neo-Brutalist UI | |||
| align=center| [[File:NeoBrutal.png|200px]] | |||
| align=center| Is this a style, I'm not sure this is a style. I think maybe this is just something techbros think is a style? I don't know, this might be post ironic? I'm so confused. Lets just assume it's avant garde or something. <br> | |||
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| align=center| 5 | | align=center| 5 | ||
| align=center| {{Position| | | align=center| {{Position|CMF}} | ||
| align=center| Read The Sticky | | align=center| Read The Sticky | ||
| align=center| [[File:Read The Sticky.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Read The Sticky.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| Welcome to /gd/. | | align=center| Welcome to /gd/. | ||
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| align=center| [[File:Vaporwave.png|200px]] | | align=center| [[File:Vaporwave.png|200px]] | ||
| align=center| Recapture the dream of a time long past. | | align=center| Recapture the dream of a time long past. | ||
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| align=center| {{Position|SS}} | |||
| align=center| Golden Ratio | |||
| align=center| [[File:Golden_Ratio.png|200px]] | |||
| align=center| Transcendent design. Emergent in nature. <br>Idealized and unique. Platonic. <br>Massive Hipster Bait. | |||
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| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|soc}}</span> | | align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|soc}}</span> | ||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">People are like logos, just pick the best looking one.</span> | | align=center| <span style="color:black">People are like logos, just pick the best looking one.</span> | ||
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| align=center| [[File:Pol_kerning.png|160px]] | |||
| align=center| Clowning | |||
| align=center| {{team_away|pol}} | |||
| align=center| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE 🤡] | |||
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| align=center| [[File:Kerning_vp.png|180px]] | |||
| align=center| Kerngle | |||
| align=center| {{team_away|vp}} | |||
| align=center| Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore | |||
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| align=center| [[File:Kerning_VeeEssTee.png|120px]] | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Kerncina</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|vst}}</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:white">I challenge my fate!!</span> | |||
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|-bgcolor="CC99FF" | |||
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_jp_3.png|180px]] | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kern: Black Kat Of Ill Omen</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|jp}}</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">honk</span> | |||
|-bgcolor="00CC00" | |||
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_mu_2.png|250px]] | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Glitch_Mob The White Stripes – "Seven Nation Army" (The Glitch Mob Remix)]</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|mu}}</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">They're gonna rip it off / Taking their time right behind my back</span> | |||
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| align=center| [[File:Kerning_c_2.png|275px]] | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Tanking</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|c}}</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">My main battle tank can't be this cute!</span> | |||
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| align=center| [[File:Kerning_vst_2.png|300px]] | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Cometing</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|vst}}</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Milord, I bring grim tiding from the heavens.</span> | |||
|-bgcolor="749755" | |||
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_b.png|180px]] | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kern's Closed</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">{{team_away|b}}</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">For all the true bobbas.</span> | |||
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| align=center| [[File:Kerning_sci_2.png|250px]] | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Wiring (DO NOT CONSTRUCT)</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:white">{{team_away|sci}}</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:white">Listen, all I'm saying is if your invention hasn't actually electrocuted anyone yet, how can you KNOW it's actually dangerous?</span> | |||
|-bgcolor="F7F6D3" | |||
| align=center| [[File:Kerning_Spr22.png|250px]] | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Kern's Up!</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">[[File:SBC22 Design D.png|25px|link=2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter Finals]][[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup#Quarter Finals|SBC22]]</span> | |||
| align=center| <span style="color:black">Riding that wave of hubris all the way to summer</span> | |||
[[Category:Official team rosters|gd]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 01:40, 29 May 2023
Main Article: /gd/
Players
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Starting Eleven
Substitutes
No. | Position | Name | Picture | Description | ||
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Untitled-1.JPG | Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is? I just want a picture o̷f̡ ̡͜͞a ̡̢g̶̷̛o̕͘t̶̀d̵́͢a͟͜͠n̸͞g͠ ͟h̕o͏̸t́d͝͏͞o̢͞͏g̸͜. | |||
13 |
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Font Share Thread | A thread where you request and share fonts. Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages. | |||
14 |
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Rate My Logo | You tried/10. | |||
15 |
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Redesign It | Guaranteed replies in three weeks or less. | |||
3 |
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Dodge Tool Crack Pipe | "This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white" | |||
16 |
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Random Album Art Thread | Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year. | |||
150 |
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Fine Art | It turns out people were trying to make visually pleasing images even before the 19th century. News to me but alright sure, it's welcome here. | |||
22 |
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Pepsi Universe | G R A V I T A T I O N A L | |||
8 |
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Neo-Brutalist UI | Is this a style, I'm not sure this is a style. I think maybe this is just something techbros think is a style? I don't know, this might be post ironic? I'm so confused. Lets just assume it's avant garde or something. | |||
5 |
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Read The Sticky | Welcome to /gd/. | |||
12 |
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V A P O R W A V E | Recapture the dream of a time long past. | |||
63 |
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Golden Ratio | Transcendent design. Emergent in nature. Idealized and unique. Platonic. Massive Hipster Bait. |
Kernings
Picture | Name | Opposing Team | Description |
Kerning | TBD | Classic Kern. Whenever /gd/ is too busy trying not to lose you'll see the one true Kerning. | |
Professor Kerning | /sci/ | Giving bad advice gets a lot more high risk in a lab setting. | |
Coning | /o/ | Thinks there's nothing wrong with using cursive fonts on street signs. | |
悪い助言猫 | /jp/ | 私のホバークラフトはうなぎで満たされています | |
Kerning On The Way Cool Rocket | /n/ | Kerning Says: Standing on a jet engine is the future of transportation! | |
Supreme Gentlecat Kerning | /r9k/ | While you were being productive he was perfectly recreating the paint spraycan in photoshop. | |
Kernbey | /u/ | Working for exposure has never been a worse idea. | |
Kerning Presents: Portrait of the Artist in Cake | /ck/ | This brave work was colored entirely with printer ink, will kill you if you eat it, and is worth over ten thousand dollars. | |
GUNDAM Pilot: Kerning |
/m/ | This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku! | |
Starfucker - Reptilians | /mu/ | I love to see you crying / So happy when you're sad... | |
That Doomer Kerning | /r9k/ | At the end of the day we have to make the logo beautiful because the product behind it is not. Graphic Design is an idealized world, one without grime and sin. The real world is very different. I'm not sure it's worth fighting for. | |
Ice Cream Kern | /ck/ | Unreasonably salted ice cream guaranteed to kinda maybe look vaguely like Kerning! Tastes like regret and set pieces. | |
SpeedyKern | /f/ | In the beginning there was cats, eurobeat, and flash loops. | |
Hype Video Kerning | WC19 | Those were some good onion rings. | |
Dr. Kerncat (aka Kernkatnik) | /block/ | /3/ fell for it! The cup is ours! I'll have to give myself a prrrrrrrromotion! | |
??? | /cm/ | Still owe these guys a kerning... | |
Kern Destroyer | /wg/ | Pictured here is Kerning heroically about to smack into a pole. | |
"""Alien""" Kerning | /x/ | I wish I could believe. | |
Red Karding | SC19 WoC21 |
Even after being eliminated from the tournament Kerning was still really eager to see you crying. | |
Lioning | /an/ | ...What do you mean he was already an animal? | |
RIGGERS HATE HIM! | /biz/ | EVERY YEAR THE GOVERNMENT GIVES AWAY MILLIONS IN FREE KERNINGS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND HIM! CALL TODAY! | |
Morganing | /v/ | Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! | |
Professional Bowler and/or 80's Jiggalo Kerning | /d/ /sp/ /fa/ | One way or the other, he probably has excellent ball control. | |
Socially Distant Kerning | /trv/ | They infected a tiger. No thanks. | |
Kernsandra | /s4s/ | Free games? You'd be surprise! | |
Kerning (the janitor [as Scruffy {the janitor}]) | /mlp/ | Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep... | |
Kernolic Green Hills | /wg/ | Halfway to making a quality YTMND site! | |
Koining | /biz/ | Because being paid in exposure is still realer than this. | |
Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: | /ck/ | Bistromatics! | |
4Kerna | /jp/ | They were neither beef nor chicken. | |
Rounding | /r9k/ | "Just leave me alone..." he mutters, while getting harassed by the same team for 6th time. | |
Kerning Nega | /p/ | Using a negative filter is a great way to find colors for your logo. | |
Gaming Kerning | /v/ | Nothing improves game performance better than flashy and bright colors. | |
KernFC | /vt/ | The other annoying orange vtuber. | |
Rate My Kern | /soc/ | People are like logos, just pick the best looking one. | |
Clowning | /pol/ | 🤡 | |
Kerngle | /vp/ | Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore | |
Kerncina | /vst/ | I challenge my fate!! | |
Kern: Black Kat Of Ill Omen | /jp/ | honk | |
The White Stripes – "Seven Nation Army" (The Glitch Mob Remix) | /mu/ | They're gonna rip it off / Taking their time right behind my back | |
Tanking | /c/ | My main battle tank can't be this cute! | |
Cometing | /vst/ | Milord, I bring grim tiding from the heavens. | |
Kern's Closed | /b/ | For all the true bobbas. | |
Wiring (DO NOT CONSTRUCT) | /sci/ | Listen, all I'm saying is if your invention hasn't actually electrocuted anyone yet, how can you KNOW it's actually dangerous? | |
Kern's Up! | SBC22 | Riding that wave of hubris all the way to summer |