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|manager=/ourblob/
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|irl= {{Anonymous|6letters|!!9Ddx6tl1+0u}}
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|scorer= Drek?
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|assister= Drek?
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|assists= 4
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|captain= BROOL
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|d= 1
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|l= 3
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|gf= 14
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|win_home= fgog
|win_away=  
|win_away= omg
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|win_score_home= 1
|win_score_away=  
|win_score_away= 2
|win_date=  
|win_date= 3 December 2023
|lose_home=
|lose_home=utg
|lose_away=
|lose_away=omg
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|lose_score_home= 6
|lose_score_away=
|lose_score_away= 4
|lose_date=
|lose_date= 24 November 2023
|first_home=
|first_home=utg
|first_away=
|first_away=omg
|first_score_home=  
|first_score_home= 6
|first_score_away=
|first_score_away= 4
|first_date=
|first_date= 24 November 2023
|vgl_appearances=
|vgl_appearances= 2
|first_vgl_appearance=
|first_vgl_appearance= VGL 21
|best_vgl_result=
|best_vgl_result= 28th
|best_vgl_cup=
|best_vgl_cup= VGL 21
|nickname =  
|nickname = The /omg/ers
|hex=62fffc
|hex=62fffc
|color=Omega Energy Blue
|color=Omega Energy Blue
|anthem=
|anthem= youtube.com/watch?v=eUsZxIyQorc
|a_title=
|a_title= Round One!
|altanthem1_what=
|altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
|altanthem1_title=
|altanthem1_title= Juliette Theme (Trigger Version)
|altanthem1=
|altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=buk-A68b9Aw
|horn=
|horn= youtube.com/watch?v=buk-A68b9Aw
|gh_title=
|gh_title= Juliette Theme (Trigger Version)
|althorn1=
|althorn1= youtube.com/watch?v=H3vRLYTc3dI
|altgh1_title =  
|altgh1_title = Ignis (Dreks Theme)
|altgh1_what =  
|altgh1_what = Drek???
|althorn2=
|althorn2= youtube.com/watch?v=cg1T6T4BsDQ
|altgh2_title =  
|altgh2_title = eXcessive!!! (X Theme)
|altgh2_what =
|altgh2_what = BROOL
|althorn3 =  
|althorn3 = youtube.com/watch?v=rAZ_GMa5gW4
|altgh3_title =  
|altgh3_title = Curtain Call (Finii Theme)
|altgh3_what =  
|altgh3_what = {{greentext|finii goalie}}
|kithome=
|kithome=
|kitaway=
|kitaway=
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Intro Text
 


==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(111% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right,#D49BC6, #431739, #D49BC6);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:20px 20px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#62fffc;"><center>Team</center></span></div>==
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(111% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right,#D49BC6, #431739, #D49BC6);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:20px 20px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#62fffc;"><center>Team</center></span></div>==
{{sq start|bg=#431739|fg=#70fdff}}
{{sq start|bg=#431739|fg=#70fdff}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=}} {{greentext|finii goalie}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=}} {{greentext|finii goalie}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=}} ROON
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=LB |name=}} HOW DO YOU HAVE SONIIW?
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=}} COLLECT
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=}} COLLECT
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=}} His Autistic Wife
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=}} His Autistic Wife
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=DMF |name=}} Gone Fishing
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=}} Gone Fishing
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=}} Big Boy Season
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=}} Big Boy Season
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=}} Plat Plat Plat Get Demoted
{{sq silver player |no=9 |pos=CMF |name=}} Plat Plat Plat Get Demoted
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=CMF |name=}} BROOL
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=AMF |name=}} Stinkey Witch
{{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=}} Stinky Witch
{{sq silver player |no=10 |pos=SS |name=}} BROOL {{captain}}
{{sq gold player |no=8 |pos=AMF |name=}} BANISHED
{{sq gold player |no=8 |pos=CF |name=}} BANISHED
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=}} Drek???
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=}} Drek???
{{sq mid|bg=#D49BC6|fg=#70fdff}}
{{sq mid|bg=#D49BC6|fg=#70fdff}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=}} Need Choco Tomboy  
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=GK |name=}} LET ME DEFEND
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CMF |name=}} Belly Bros
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=}} LOADING....
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB |name=}} Need (Choco) Tomboy
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=CB |name=}} GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=}} Real Hag Hours  
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB |name=}} Real Hag Hours  
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=}} Dont Pet the Tsun Cat
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=RB |name=}} {{greentext|The Announcement}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=}} Soniis Socks
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=RB |name=}} Small Indie company
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=}} EOS next week
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=RB |name=}} Slimed
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=}} Small Indie company
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=LB |name=}} Friends Online 0
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=DMF |name=}} Friends Online 0
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=LB |name=}} CBT Office Lady
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=DMF |name=}} CBT Office Lady
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=LB |name=}} Customs Doko?
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=DMF |name=}} GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=CMF |name=}} LOADING....
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=CMF |name=}} Slimed.com
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=CMF |name=}} Customs Doko?
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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!style="background:#D49BC6;color:#70fdff" width=5%| Round
!style="background:#D49BC6;color:#70fdff" width=5%| Round
!style="background:#431739;color:#70fdff" width=2%| Opponent
!style="background:#431739;color:#70fdff" width=2%| Opponent
!style="background:#D49BC6;color:#70fdff" width=1%| {{tt|Result/Stats|Click on the result to see the game's stats}}
!style="background:#D49BC6;color:#70fdff" width=1%| Result
!style="background:#431739;color:#70fdff" width=20%| {{tt|Scorers|and assists}}
!style="background:#431739;color:#70fdff" width=20%| {{tt|Scorers|and assists}}
!style="background:#D49BC6;color:#70fdff" width=6%| {{tt|Dates/Vod|Click on the date to watch the match}}
!style="background:#D49BC6;color:#70fdff" width=6%| {{tt|Dates/Vod|Click on the date to watch the match}}


<!-- VGL21  -->
<!-- VGL21  -->
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="FFCCCC"
| style="background:#BE87C4" rowspan="5" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/_League_21]]<br>[[/vg/_League_21|<span style="color:#FDFDFD">/vg/ League 21</span>]]
| style="background:#BE87C4" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/_League_21]]<br>[[/vg/ League 21|<span style="color:#FDFDFD">/vg/ League 21</span>]]
| style="background:#BE87C4" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vg/_League_21]]
| style="background:#BE87C4" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vg/ League 21#Group_C|Group Stage]]
 
|align=center| {{team away|utg}}
|align=center| 4-6
|align=center|<small> Drek? {{goal|7}} {{assist|Small Indie Company}} <br> BROOL {{goal|22}} {{assist|Drek?}} <br> Drek? {{goal|32}} <br> BROOL {{goal|79}} {{assist|Drek?}} </small>
|align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/vgl21/2023-11-24/?t=4:04:30.0 24 November 2023]


|align=center| -
|-bgcolor="B7E561"
|align=center| -
|align=center| {{team away|fgog}}
|align=center|<small> - </small>
|align=center| 2-1
|align=center| -
|align=center|<small> BANISHED {{goal|5}} {{assist|BROOL}} <br> BANISHED {{goal|11}} {{assist|Drek?}} </small>
|align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/vgl21/2023-12-03/?t=3:22:26.0 3 December 2023]


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|-bgcolor="FFFFCC"
|align=center| -
|align=center| {{team away|akg}}
|align=center| -
|align=center| 2-2
|align=center|<small> - </small>
|align=center|<small> BANISHED {{goal|19}} {{assist|Drek?}} <br> Drek?(P) {{goal|87}}</small>
|align=center| -
|align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/vgl21/2023-12-09/?t=3:21:00.0 9 December 2023]
 
<!-- VGL22  -->
 
|-bgcolor="FFCCCC"
| style="background:#8E6282" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:Vgleague.png|135px|link=/vg/_League_22]]<br>[[/vg/ League 22|<span style="color:#FDFDFD">/vg/ League 22</span>]]
| style="background:#8E6282" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vg/ League 22#Group_J|Group Stage]]
 
|align=center| {{team away|gig}}
|align=center| 2-4
|align=center|<small> Drek? {{goal|25}} {{assist|BANISHED}} <br> Drek? {{goal|90}} {{assist|BROOL}} </small>
|align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/vgl22/2024-06-09 9 June 2024]
 
|-bgcolor="B7E561"
|align=center| {{team away|snowg}}
|align=center| 2-1
|align=center|<small> Drek? {{goal|35}} {{assist|COLLECT}} <br> BROOL {{goal|47}} {{assist|BANISHED}}  </small>
|align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/vgl22/2024-06-15/?t=1:54:21.0 15 June 2024]
 
|-bgcolor="FFCCCC"
|align=center| {{team away|vgt}}
|align=center| 2-4
|align=center|<small> BROOL {{goal|45+2}} {{assist|The Announcement}} <br> BANISHED {{goal|89}} </small>
|align=center| [https://implying.fun/video/vgl22/2024-06-21/ 21 June 2024]


|-bgcolor="ffffff"
|align=center| -
|align=center| -
|align=center|<small> - </small>
|align=center| -
|}
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!style="background:#431739;color:#70fdff"| Assists
!style="background:#431739;color:#70fdff"| Assists
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| Drekar ?
| Drek?
| 6
| 4
|-
| BANISHED
| 4
| 2
|-
| BROOL
| 4
| 2
|-
| Small Indie Company
| 0
| 0
| 1
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| COLLECT
| 0
| 0
| 1
|-
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| BANISHED
| The Announcement
| 0
| 0
| 0
| 1
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|}
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{| class="wikitable" width=30%  style="float: left; text-align: center;"
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|-
!style="background:#D49BC6;color:#70fdff"| Player
!style="background:#D49BC6;color:#70fdff"| OUR Goalies
!style="background:#431739;color:#70fdff"| Saves
!style="background:#431739;color:#70fdff"| Saves
|-
|-
| >finii goalie
| {{greentext|finii goalie}}
| 0
| 13
|-
|-
| Real Hag Hours
| LET ME DEFEND
| 0
| 5
|}
|}
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Drek?'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Drek?'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Drek_and_friends.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Drek_and_friends.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Omega Strikers doesnt have an in match chatbox, as such when someone has really fucked up the most you can do to rub in what they did is grab the most toxic emotes you have available to you and spam them in his fucking face till he fucking learns. Drek? Kai? Vienna4k ClownJuno and Julipunch are all well used favourites but more come in each update. They originally planned a super gay update for pride month with trans and gay flag painted blobbo emotes, but when they realised what we would actually use those emotes for, they quietly shelved the emotes.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Omega Strikers doesnt have an in match chatbox, as such when someone has really fucked up the most you can do to rub in what they did is grab the most toxic emotes you have available to you and spam them in his fucking face till he fucking learns. Drek? Kai? Vienna4k ClownJuno and Julipunch are all well used favourites but more come in each update. They originally planned a super gay update for pride month with trans and gay flag painted blobbo emotes, but when they realised what we would actually use those emotes for, they quietly shelved the emotes.
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''BANISHED'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''BANISHED'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BANISHED.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BANISHED ntr.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A once common sight in /omg/ customs matches, where the match would freeze and kick everyone with 15 minute afk leaver penalty blocking them from being able to remake a game.
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A once common sight in /omg/ customs matches, where the match would freeze and kick everyone with 15 minute afk leaver penalty blocking them from being able to remake a game.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Stinky Witch'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Stinkey Witch'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Stinky witch.jpg|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Stinky witch.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Imagine the smell, conceptualise the aroma, think the stink, idealise the steam rise, stinky need girl with unbrushed unwashed messy bedhead hair, thick thighs dripping with thigh sweat and a desperate never ending (and unrequited) need to get with Kai from her team
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Imagine the smell, conceptualise the aroma, think the stink, idealise the steam rise, stinky need girl with unbrushed unwashed messy bedhead hair, thick thighs dripping with thigh sweat and a desperate never ending (and unrequited) need to get with Kai from her team
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''BROOL'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''BROOL'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BROOL.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| The Goalie cant save shots if hes fucking dead. Originally the realm of X and Juliette, other powerhouses in Zentaro and Vyce also roam the streets like Jack the Ripper.
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''PlatPlatPlatGetDemoted'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''PlatPlatPlatGetDemoted'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Gold rank atlas.JPG|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Platinum is a rolling hellscape of demotions as the system gives you less points for win than you lose on a loss and everyone slowly realises they really arent worth more than gold rtank
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Platinum is a rolling hellscape of demotions as the system gives you less points for win than you lose on a loss and everyone slowly realises they really arent worth more than gold rank
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Big Boy Season'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Big Boy Season'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Big_Boy_Season.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Big_Boy_Season.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Wow Hamsters sure grow big huh?  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Wow Hamsters sure grow big huh?  
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Gone Fishing'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Gone Fishing'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Gone_fishing.jpg|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Gone_fishing.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Ai.mis app is a fertile fishing hole for Rasmus who normally struggles to kill with his ult since its a pull in a game with Smash style blast zone kills. On Ai.mis app however theres a massive gaping wet hole in the middle begging to be filled and Rasmus can just wait patiently and reel them in like fish.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''His Autistic Wife'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''His Autistic Wife'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:His_autistic_wife.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:His_autistic_wife.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A ritual poster who replies early in thread in reference to Octavia, claiming her as "my autistic wife!". And sometimes adding other items she might like if she was autistic such as an adult teething ring, super mario rpg, and a yamaha keyboard.  There is some reference to Octavia having something in the lore, as it is very difficult for her to focus on anything but electronic music, including talking with her sister.
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''COLLECT'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''COLLECT'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:COLLECT.jpg|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:COLLECT.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| IS THAT A NEWFRIEND I SMELL *sniifffff* IT IS! I SMELL A NEWBOY A NEWFRIEND I SMELL NEWBOY SMELL IT SMELLS AMAZINNNGGG GET COLLECTED GET COLLECTED!. This predatory practice started as there is very little ingame communication, so the standard way for the thread to make groups was to add as many confirmed omg friends or just people you saw in omg images/webms as you could, and just blind scattershot 100 invites whenever you wanted to play.
|-
 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''ROON'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{greentext|finii goalie}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{greentext|finii goalie}}'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Finii_goalie.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Finii is a good goalie i swear, just ignore the fact her primary is really thin, she has no non ult blocking move, and no speed move. But shes cute bro. Just let me goalie finii bro.
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Need Choco Tomboy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Need Choco Tomboy'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Need Choco Tomboy.jpg|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Need Choco Tomboy.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Juliette was built for Big White Cock. Pure brazilian genes her clothes absolutely dripping with excercise sweat.
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Real Hag Hours'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Real Hag Hours'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hags.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Hags.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Hag Sex. Seeeeex. Oh wont someone save Estelles last dying egg in her uterus from being wasted, a body aged like fine wine, adventure into that old dusty womb and bring back the holy grail of pregnancy.
|-
 
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Dont Pet the TsunCat'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Do not pet the tsuncat.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Soniis Socks'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Belly Bros'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Team Belly Bros.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Winners of the second (third if you count the lore one) internal thread tournament
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''EOS Next Week'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''{{greentext|The Announcement}}™'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:1687031545813303.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:1687031545813303.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Omega Strikers steam numbers steadily decline every day and a few doomposters constantly posit that, next week for sure the game is dead this time. Edit : It actually might be dead now [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTywjFNYZ2U]
|-
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Small Indie Company'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Small Indie Company'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Player 70717.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Despite having millions of dollars in investment capital even the most basic of bugs either never get fixed, or old ones resurface after newer patches like the worst mix of tf2 spaghetti code and indian pajeet coding. This is despite that when they opened up job offers they all claimed that people working there need "6+ years experience in the role".
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Friends Online : 0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Friends Online : 0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Friends 0.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Friends 0.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| OCE Friends.... Doko
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''CBT Office Lady'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''CBT Office Lady'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:CBT Office Lady.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:CBT Office Lady.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Currently newest character on the block, a suited and high heel booted office lady whos here to impress. She wont step on your balls but she will give your cock a scathing bad review on the internal company Yapster
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:You_had_burst.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| A defualt ability all strikers have is that if your dodge meter is full, you can spend it instead for a "coreflip" that temporarily makes you and the core invincible and the next time you hit it it goes really fast. An essential and powerful tool for both forwards and goalies that will cause agonising frustration when you realise one of your teammates absolutely refuses or forgets to use it.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Loading...'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Loading...'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Loading.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Whenever a match fails to load or the server fails to properly create the match people get stuck in 5 minutes of looking at a black loading screen. A blight upon our people that Ody keeps claiming theyve fixed then it keeps coming back.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Slimed.com'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Slimed.com'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Slimed.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Juno is a slimegirl whos moves all come with a bonus blobbo that lasts a few seconds and move a little andcan independently strike by itself, or be redirected by Juno herself. One of the worst ways to lose a match is forget the blobbo is there and kick right into it, creating a quick and embarrasing goal.
|-
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Customs Doko?'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Customs Doko?'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Sample.png|200px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Customs doko.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"|  
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Similar to the COLLECT player, asking for customs is a common request in the thread and forced the creation of a google sheet to be a holding pattern for when theres no COLLECTORS online.
Much like a public bathroom door, the sheet becomes a sprawling mess of shitposts on the daily.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''LET ME DEFEND'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:LET ME DEFEND.jpg|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Alot of new players want to "help" the goalie but instead of helping its like a small flock of seagulls around the goal that gives the other team all the free space to win. Also used by salty forwards who cant score a goal so think they would do better as goalie mid match.
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''HOW DO YOU HAVE SONIIW'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:SoniiW.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| HOW DO YOU HAVE SONIIW
HOW DO YOU HAVE SONIIW
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WIN
RESPECTFULLY AS FUCK BTW
BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS GUY WIN TO GET SONIIW
HOW ARE YOU WINNING SHIT
you can't even win a fucking solo queue game on my team [https://clips.twitch.tv/DaintyTameSlothTheThing-lBOXXmU4pghXwxGt]
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Soniis Socks'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Team Soniis Socks.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Winners of the first internal thread tournament (and also their logo on the team)
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''ROON'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:BANISHED.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Dark Forbidden Master of own goals. Will score more goals for the enemy team than your own everytime
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| '''Dont Pet the TsunCat'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| [[File:Do not pet the tsuncat.png|250px]]
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px"| Ai.mi is very much a tsuntsuntsuntsundere. Pet at your own risk.
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[[Category:/vg/ League teams]]
{{navbox vg league}}

Latest revision as of 05:06, 22 June 2024

/omg/
"Play better win more"
Omg logo.png
/omg/ - Omega Strikers General
Founded October 26 2023
Manager /ourblob/
Owner Aeslop
IRL manager 6letters !!9Ddx6tl1+0u
Team colors
Chat color 62fffc
Omega Energy Blue
Ranking
Highest rank ()
Lowest rank ()
Top scorer Drek? (6)
Top assister Drek? (4)
Captain BROOL
Website /omg/ - Omega Strikers General
Nickname The /omg/ers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
2 1 3 6 33.33%
GF GA GD
14 18 -4
Biggest win
/fgog/ Fgog icon.png 1–2 Omg icon.png /omg/
3 December 2023
Biggest defeat
/utg/ Utg icon.png 6–4 Omg icon.png /omg/
24 November 2023
First match
/utg/ Utg icon.png 6–4 Omg icon.png /omg/
24 November 2023
/vg/ League
Appearances 2 (First in VGL 21)
Best result 28th, VGL 21
Team music
Anthem Round One!
Victory Anthem Juliette Theme (Trigger Version)

Goal horn Juliette Theme (Trigger Version)
Drek??? Ignis (Dreks Theme)
BROOL eXcessive!!! (X Theme)
>finii goalie Curtain Call (Finii Theme)
Kits



Team

No. Position Player
1
  GK
>finii goalie
3
  LB
HOW DO YOU HAVE SONIIW?
2
  RB
COLLECT
4
  CB
His Autistic Wife
5
  CB
Gone Fishing
6
  CMF
Big Boy Season
9
  CMF
Plat Plat Plat Get Demoted
7
  AMF
Stinkey Witch
10
  SS
BROOL Captain
8
  CF
BANISHED
11
  CF
Drek???
No. Position Player
14
  GK
LET ME DEFEND
15
  CMF
Belly Bros
21
  CMF
LOADING....
12
  CB
Need (Choco) Tomboy
20
  CB
GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST
13
  CB
Real Hag Hours
16
  RB
>The Announcement
17
  RB
Small Indie company
22
  RB
Slimed
18
  LB
Friends Online 0
19
  LB
CBT Office Lady
23
  LB
Customs Doko?

Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Dates/Vod
Vgleague.png
/vg/ League 21
Group Stage Utg icon.png /utg/ 4-6 Drek? Goal 7' Assist Small Indie Company'
BROOL Goal 22' Assist Drek?'
Drek? Goal 32'
BROOL Goal 79' Assist Drek?'
24 November 2023
Fgog icon.png /fgog/ 2-1 BANISHED Goal 5' Assist BROOL'
BANISHED Goal 11' Assist Drek?'
3 December 2023
Akg icon.png /akg/ 2-2 BANISHED Goal 19' Assist Drek?'
Drek?(P) Goal 87'
9 December 2023


Vgleague.png
/vg/ League 22
Group Stage Gig icon.png /gig/ 2-4 Drek? Goal 25' Assist BANISHED'
Drek? Goal 90' Assist BROOL'
9 June 2024
Snowg icon.png /snowg/ 2-1 Drek? Goal 35' Assist COLLECT'
BROOL Goal 47' Assist BANISHED'
15 June 2024
Vgt icon.png /vgt/ 2-4 BROOL Goal 45+2' Assist The Announcement'
BANISHED Goal 89'
21 June 2024

Statistics

Player Goals Assists
Drek? 6 4
BANISHED 4 2
BROOL 4 2
Small Indie Company 0 1
COLLECT 0 1
The Announcement 0 1











OUR Goalies Saves
>finii goalie 13
LET ME DEFEND 5






Roster

Name Picture Description
Drek? Drek and friends.png Omega Strikers doesnt have an in match chatbox, as such when someone has really fucked up the most you can do to rub in what they did is grab the most toxic emotes you have available to you and spam them in his fucking face till he fucking learns. Drek? Kai? Vienna4k ClownJuno and Julipunch are all well used favourites but more come in each update. They originally planned a super gay update for pride month with trans and gay flag painted blobbo emotes, but when they realised what we would actually use those emotes for, they quietly shelved the emotes.
BANISHED BANISHED ntr.png A once common sight in /omg/ customs matches, where the match would freeze and kick everyone with 15 minute afk leaver penalty blocking them from being able to remake a game.
Stinkey Witch Stinky witch.jpg Imagine the smell, conceptualise the aroma, think the stink, idealise the steam rise, stinky need girl with unbrushed unwashed messy bedhead hair, thick thighs dripping with thigh sweat and a desperate never ending (and unrequited) need to get with Kai from her team
BROOL BROOL.png The Goalie cant save shots if hes fucking dead. Originally the realm of X and Juliette, other powerhouses in Zentaro and Vyce also roam the streets like Jack the Ripper.
PlatPlatPlatGetDemoted Gold rank atlas.JPG Platinum is a rolling hellscape of demotions as the system gives you less points for win than you lose on a loss and everyone slowly realises they really arent worth more than gold rank
Big Boy Season Big Boy Season.png Wow Hamsters sure grow big huh?
Gone Fishing Gone fishing.jpg Ai.mis app is a fertile fishing hole for Rasmus who normally struggles to kill with his ult since its a pull in a game with Smash style blast zone kills. On Ai.mis app however theres a massive gaping wet hole in the middle begging to be filled and Rasmus can just wait patiently and reel them in like fish.
His Autistic Wife His autistic wife.png A ritual poster who replies early in thread in reference to Octavia, claiming her as "my autistic wife!". And sometimes adding other items she might like if she was autistic such as an adult teething ring, super mario rpg, and a yamaha keyboard. There is some reference to Octavia having something in the lore, as it is very difficult for her to focus on anything but electronic music, including talking with her sister.
COLLECT COLLECT.jpg IS THAT A NEWFRIEND I SMELL *sniifffff* IT IS! I SMELL A NEWBOY A NEWFRIEND I SMELL NEWBOY SMELL IT SMELLS AMAZINNNGGG GET COLLECTED GET COLLECTED!. This predatory practice started as there is very little ingame communication, so the standard way for the thread to make groups was to add as many confirmed omg friends or just people you saw in omg images/webms as you could, and just blind scattershot 100 invites whenever you wanted to play.
>finii goalie Finii goalie.png Finii is a good goalie i swear, just ignore the fact her primary is really thin, she has no non ult blocking move, and no speed move. But shes cute bro. Just let me goalie finii bro.
Need Choco Tomboy Need Choco Tomboy.jpg Juliette was built for Big White Cock. Pure brazilian genes her clothes absolutely dripping with excercise sweat.
Real Hag Hours Hags.png Hag Sex. Seeeeex. Oh wont someone save Estelles last dying egg in her uterus from being wasted, a body aged like fine wine, adventure into that old dusty womb and bring back the holy grail of pregnancy.
Belly Bros Team Belly Bros.png Winners of the second (third if you count the lore one) internal thread tournament
>The Announcement 1687031545813303.png Omega Strikers steam numbers steadily decline every day and a few doomposters constantly posit that, next week for sure the game is dead this time. Edit : It actually might be dead now [1]
Small Indie Company Player 70717.jpg Despite having millions of dollars in investment capital even the most basic of bugs either never get fixed, or old ones resurface after newer patches like the worst mix of tf2 spaghetti code and indian pajeet coding. This is despite that when they opened up job offers they all claimed that people working there need "6+ years experience in the role".
Friends Online : 0 Friends 0.png OCE Friends.... Doko
CBT Office Lady CBT Office Lady.png Currently newest character on the block, a suited and high heel booted office lady whos here to impress. She wont step on your balls but she will give your cock a scathing bad review on the internal company Yapster
GARFIELD YOU HAD BURST You had burst.png A defualt ability all strikers have is that if your dodge meter is full, you can spend it instead for a "coreflip" that temporarily makes you and the core invincible and the next time you hit it it goes really fast. An essential and powerful tool for both forwards and goalies that will cause agonising frustration when you realise one of your teammates absolutely refuses or forgets to use it.
Loading... Loading.png Whenever a match fails to load or the server fails to properly create the match people get stuck in 5 minutes of looking at a black loading screen. A blight upon our people that Ody keeps claiming theyve fixed then it keeps coming back.
Slimed.com Slimed.jpg Juno is a slimegirl whos moves all come with a bonus blobbo that lasts a few seconds and move a little andcan independently strike by itself, or be redirected by Juno herself. One of the worst ways to lose a match is forget the blobbo is there and kick right into it, creating a quick and embarrasing goal.
Customs Doko? Customs doko.png Similar to the COLLECT player, asking for customs is a common request in the thread and forced the creation of a google sheet to be a holding pattern for when theres no COLLECTORS online.

Much like a public bathroom door, the sheet becomes a sprawling mess of shitposts on the daily.

LET ME DEFEND LET ME DEFEND.jpg Alot of new players want to "help" the goalie but instead of helping its like a small flock of seagulls around the goal that gives the other team all the free space to win. Also used by salty forwards who cant score a goal so think they would do better as goalie mid match.
HOW DO YOU HAVE SONIIW SoniiW.png HOW DO YOU HAVE SONIIW

HOW DO YOU HAVE SONIIW WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WIN RESPECTFULLY AS FUCK BTW BUT WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS GUY WIN TO GET SONIIW HOW ARE YOU WINNING SHIT you can't even win a fucking solo queue game on my team [2]


(Potentially)Retired

Name Picture Description
Soniis Socks Team Soniis Socks.png Winners of the first internal thread tournament (and also their logo on the team)
ROON BANISHED.png Dark Forbidden Master of own goals. Will score more goals for the enemy team than your own everytime
Dont Pet the TsunCat Do not pet the tsuncat.png Ai.mi is very much a tsuntsuntsuntsundere. Pet at your own risk.