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|first_date= 4 March 22 | |first_date= 4 March 22 | ||
|vtl_appearances= | |vtl_appearances= 6 | ||
|first_vtl_appearance= [[/vt/ League 2]] | |first_vtl_appearance= [[/vt/ League 2]] | ||
|best_vtl_result= 3rd | |best_vtl_result= 3rd | ||
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|altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4 | |altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4 | ||
|altanthem1_title= Stacy's mom | |altanthem1_title= Stacy's mom | ||
|Website= [https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=/hag/ /hag/] | |Website= [https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=/hag/ /hag/] | ||
|nickname= /hag/gots | |nickname= /hag/gots | ||
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|[[/vt/ League 7]] | |[[/vt/ League 7]] | ||
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|align=center| 15 September 2024 | |align=center| 15 September 2024 | ||
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|align=center|{{team away|skynetFC}} | |align=center|{{team away|skynetFC}} | ||
|align=center| | |align=center| 1-3 | ||
|align=left| <small> | |align=left| <small> MIOSHA {{goal|15}} </small> | ||
|align=center| 21 September 2024 | |align=center| 21 September 2024 | ||
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc"" | |-bgcolor="fcfcfc"" | ||
|align=center colspan="6"|''' Placement : | |align=center colspan="6"|''' Placement : 30th of 49 ''' | ||
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|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:UnityCup Exhibs.png|135px|link=Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup_After_Dark]]<br>[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|/vt/ League Unity Cup Exhibition Matches]] | |style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:UnityCup Exhibs.png|135px|link=Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup_After_Dark]]<br>[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|/vt/ League Unity Cup Exhibition Matches]] | ||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan=" | |style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|Friendlies]] | ||
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|align=left|<small> MIOSHA {{goal|26||64}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|40||57}} </small> | |align=left|<small> MIOSHA {{goal|26||64}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|40||57}} </small> | ||
|align=center| 10 July, 2024 | |align=center| 10 July, 2024 | ||
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|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague7GarbageFES Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_7_GarbageFES |/vt/ League 7 GarbageFES]] | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|Round of 16]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|pyon}} | |||
|align=center| 2-1 | |||
|align=left| <small> Wakipai {{goal|45+2}} <br> WOMB {{goal|90+6}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 27 September 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="99ff99" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_7_GarbageFES|QuatersFinals]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|who}} | |||
|align=center| 4-2 | |||
|align=left| <small> MIOSHA {{goal|19||60}} <br> WOMB {{goal|45+0||67}} </small> | |||
|align=center| 28 September 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="ff9999" | |||
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_7_GarbageFES|SemiFinals]] | |||
|align=center|{{team away|morig}} | |||
|align=center| | |||
|align=left|<small> </small> | |||
|align=center| 29 September 2024 | |||
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc"" | |||
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: ''' | |||
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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Music</span></div>== | |||
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| style="background:#000000" rowspan="50" align=center|[[File:Soramio.jpeg|500px]]<br> | |||
!align=center rowspan="1" | Anthem | |||
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das Older Women] | |||
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!rowspan="2" align=center| Victory Anthem | |||
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4 Stacy's Mom] | |||
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|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKRqYInYSaY EN's Mom] | |||
|align=center|'''Against Myth teams''' | |||
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!rowspan="2" align=center| Team Goal Horn | |||
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_T9M2truz0 Older Girl] | |||
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|align=center|[https://youtu.be/S3S2ST7ULUI?list=RDS3S2ST7ULUI Animal] | |||
|align=center|'''Retired''' | |||
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!rowspan="11" align=center border=7| Player Goal Horn | |||
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPm9T622OX0 Howling] | |||
|align=center|'''MIOSHA''' | |||
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|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr9iLdXK9ik&t=79s わんわんわおーん / さしみお feat.スバおか ] | |||
|align=center|'''MIOSHA''' (hat-trick) | |||
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|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem] | |||
|align=center|'''END HER MENOPAUSE''' | |||
|- | |||
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITFWvuv44Gk Shishiro Botan -Катюша/Katyusha (AI Cover) ] | |||
|align=center|'''END HER MENOPAUSE''' | |||
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|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0aSJdN3mVY オーバード] | |||
|align=center|'''Birbhag''' | |||
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|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By8x65oteIw ばかばっか] | |||
|align=center|'''Birbhag''' (hat-trick) | |||
|- | |||
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7VK3pne8N4 Ahoy!! 我ら宝鐘海賊団☆] | |||
|align=center|'''WOMB''' | |||
|- | |||
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aBlPZ6BCVI 【全力Chu!で】可愛くてごめん/Honeyworks covered by 博衣こより ] | |||
|align=center|'''SEX POTION HAG''' | |||
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|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hlEyvXqXw Wan-Wan House!] | |||
|align=center|'''SEX DOG''' | |||
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|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XaoM4OiJhA エイリアンエイリアン/ぽちまる] | |||
|align=center|'''Pochimama''' | |||
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|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6UR4l-yMsc わためラップ Loud ver. 🎸] | |||
|align=center|'''WAKIPAI''' | |||
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The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26.
Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course.
Impregnating all the hags is our goal.
News
06/9/24 | /hag/ beats /rrat/ with an amazing 5-0 scoreline, MIOSHA gets MOTM for her hat-trick
31/8/24 | VTL7 Draw Results - /hag/ is in Group A and plays against /rrat/, /skynetFC/ and /choc/
07/8/24 | Roster Update : Hag Femanon, Indiehag Stream Spoonfed join the team, GOOD ENDING, HAVE SEX AND REPRODUCE come back. Bleached Hag's name is changed to "Darling Daily Dose". END HER MENOPAUSE and Sex Potion Hag get relegated to normal players while Wakipai becomes a Silver Player
History
Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.
Roster
Player Statistics
Player Name | Total Goals | Total Assists | Hag of The Match |
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Birbhag | 17 | 4 | 3
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END HER MENOPAUSE | 14 | 4 | 3 |
MIOSHA | 11 | 15 | 2 |
Sex Potion Hag | 5 | 5 | 2 |
Pochimama | 3 | 6 | 0 |
MMO Autist | 1 | 0 | 0 |
>tfw no wife | 1 | 1 | 0 |
SEX DOG | 1 | 2 | 0 |
WOMB | 6 | 3 | 0
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Girlfriend | 0 | 1 | 0 |
200TH Milestone | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Mature Turkey | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Goalkeeper | Total Saves |
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MILF | 27 |
Average Haggot | 24 |
Have Sex and Reproduce | 15 |
Ancient Goddess | 7 |
Hatchling Hag | 1 |
Cup Record
Event | Place |
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/vt/ League 2 | 8th |
/vt/ League 3 | 25th |
/vt/ League 4 | 28th |
/vt/ League 5 | 3rd |
/vt/ League 6 | 26th |
/vt/ League 7 | 30th |
Official Match History
Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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/vt/ League 2 |
Group Stage Group C |
/nasfaqg/ | 1–1 | END HER MENOPAUSE 26' | 4 March 2022 |
/pcg/ | 3‐1 | Pochimama 23' | 6 March 2022 | ||
/vsj+/ | 2‐0 | END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1' MIOSHA 61' |
11 March 2022 | ||
Round of 16 | /moon/ | 2-1 | END HER MENOPAUSE 18' MMO Autist 82' |
12 March 2022 | |
Quarter-finals | /nepolabo/ | 3-0 | 13 March 2022 | ||
Placement: 8th of 32 | |||||
/vt/ League 3 |
Group Stage | /morig/ | 1-1 | END HER MENOPAUSE 84' | 3 September 2022 |
/wah/ | 4-4 | Pochimama 10', 90+1' END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1, 50' |
9 September 2022 | ||
/manstars/ | 2-1 | 18' >tfw no wife | 11 September 2022 | ||
Placement: 25th of 32 | |||||
/vt/ League 4 |
Group Stage | /doog/ | 5-1 | Birbhag 85' | 4 March 2023 |
/nasfaqg/ | 2-5 | Sex Potion Hag 60' SEX DOG 80' |
10 March 2023 | ||
/wah/ | 0-3 | Sex Potion Hag 4, 65' MIOSHA 88' |
17 March 2023 | ||
Placement: 28th of 36 | |||||
/vt/ League 5 |
Group Stage | /holoX/ | 2-4 | END HER MENOPAUSE 16' Birbhag 55, 76' MIOSHA 90+1' |
2 September 2023 |
/skynetFC/ | 3-3 | Birbag 3' MIOSHA 32, 56' |
8 September 2023 | ||
/vtwbg/ | 1-5 | END HER MENOPAUSE 14' MIOSHA 19' Birbhag 23, 90' WOMB 56' |
10 September 2023 | ||
Round of 16 | /nasfaqg/ | 4-1 | Sex Potion Hag 32' END HER MENOPAUSE 44, 77' Birbhag 62' |
16 September 2023 | |
Quarter Finals | /HiRyS/ | 3-2 (a.e.t) | Birbhag 2, 27, 103' | 17 September 2023 | |
Semi Finals | /mayo/ | 5-4 | END HER MENOPAUSE 14' Birbhag 18, 24, 66' |
17 September 2023 | |
3rd place Match | /doog/ | 0-3 | END HER MENOPAUSE 13' Birbhag 58' MIOSHA 81' |
17 September 2023 | |
Placement: 3rd of 40 | |||||
/vt/ League 6 |
Group Stage | /rrat/ | 2-3 | END HER MENOPAUSE 32' MIOSHA 55' |
1 March 2024 |
/mayo/ | 4-5 | WOMB 6, 41, 60' MIOSHA 90+1' |
3 March 2024 | ||
/pink/ | 2-3 | WOMB 43' Birbhag 73' Sex Potion Hag 90+2' |
9 March 2024 | ||
Placement: 26th of 42 | |||||
/vt/ League 7 |
Group Stage | /rrat/ | 0-5 | MIOSHA 6, 18, 90+5' Birbhag 66' WOMB 90+1' |
6 September 2024 |
/choc/ | 3-1 | Birbhag 90+5' | 15 September 2024 | ||
/skynetFC/ | 1-3 | MIOSHA 15' | 21 September 2024 | ||
Placement : 30th of 49 |
Invitationals History
Competition | Round | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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/vt/ League 4 Friendlies | |||||
Friendlies | /mogu/ | 3-6 | END HER MENOPAUSE 6', 21', 30', 37' Pochimama 45+3' Miosha 90+2' |
5 January 2023 | |
/HiRyS/ | 4-1 | Pochimama 41' Miosha 67', 90+1' Sex Potion Hag 73' |
6 January 2023 | ||
/GGG/ | 4-2 | END HER MENOPAUSE 19' Miosha 38', 41', 45+2' |
19 January 2023
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/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup as part of /vintage/
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Quarter Finals | /here/ | 0-2 | 10 August, 2023 | |
Loser's Round 2 | /BIG/ | 4-0 | END HER MENOPAUSE 20', 75', 78' Okakoro 53' |
10 August, 2023 | |
Loser's Round 3 | /vtautism/ | 3-1 | Dorky Spooder 31' | 11 August, 2023 | |
Placement: 6th of 9 | |||||
/vt/ League 5 Friendlies |
Friendlies | /holoX/ | 3-3 (P.Ks 3-1) |
Birbhag 44', 60' Miosha 90+0' |
17 August 2023 |
/vrt/ | 1-1 (P.Ks 4-1) |
END HER MENOPAUSE 45+0' | 18 August 2023
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/vt/ League 6 Friendlies |
Friendlies | /mogu/ | 4-0 | Birbhag 15', 90+0' Miosha 45+0' END HER MENOPAUSE 55' |
12 January 2024 |
/mayo/ | 2-2 (P.Ks 5-6) |
Miosha 66' Old Architecture 79' |
13 January 2024
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/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES
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Round of 26 | /HiRyS/ | 4-5 | END HER MENOPAUSE 11' Sex Potion Hag 49' MIOSHA 74' SEX DOG 80' Girlfriend 87' |
16 March, 2024 |
Round of 16 | /wvt/ | 4-3 | END HER MENOPAUSE 23' Co-op Breeding 37' WOMB 89' |
17 March, 2024 | |
Placement: 9th of 24 | |||||
/vt/ League Academy |
Swiss Round | ||||
/pcgia/ | 4-3 | WOMB 29' MIOSHA 85', 90+3' Birbhag 90+1' |
20 April, 2024 | ||
/lia/ | 3-3 (PK 5-3) | Sex Potion Hag 28' MIOSHA 45', 54' |
21 April, 2024 | ||
Placement: 5th of 16 | |||||
/vt/ League Unity Cup Exhibition Matches |
Friendlies | ||||
/baubau/ | 3-4 | MIOSHA 26', 64' Birbhag 40', 57' |
10 July, 2024 | ||
/vt/ League 7 GarbageFES |
Round of 16 | /pyon/ | 2-1 | Wakipai 45+2' WOMB 90+6' |
27 September 2024 |
QuatersFinals | /who/ | 4-2 | MIOSHA 19', 60' WOMB 45+0', 67' |
28 September 2024 | |
SemiFinals | /morig/ | 29 September 2024 | |||
Placement:
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Music
Type | Name | Note | |
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Anthem | Older Women | ||
Victory Anthem | Stacy's Mom | ||
EN's Mom | Against Myth teams | ||
Team Goal Horn | Older Girl | ||
Animal | Retired | ||
Player Goal Horn | Howling | MIOSHA | |
わんわんわおーん / さしみお feat.スバおか | MIOSHA (hat-trick) | ||
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem | END HER MENOPAUSE | ||
Shishiro Botan -Катюша/Katyusha (AI Cover) | END HER MENOPAUSE | ||
オーバード | Birbhag | ||
ばかばっか | Birbhag (hat-trick) | ||
Ahoy!! 我ら宝鐘海賊団☆ | WOMB | ||
【全力Chu!で】可愛くてごめん/Honeyworks covered by 博衣こより | SEX POTION HAG | ||
Wan-Wan House! | SEX DOG | ||
エイリアンエイリアン/ぽちまる | Pochimama | ||
わためラップ Loud ver. 🎸 | WAKIPAI |
Exports
Honors
- /vt/ League 5
3rd Place
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