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|ranking= 11 (<small>{{decrease|9}}</small>)
|ranking= 31 (<small>{{decrease|20}}</small>)
|high_ranking= 2  
|high_ranking= 2  
|high_date= 17 September 2023
|high_date= 17 September 2023
|low_ranking= 28
|low_ranking= 31
|low_date= 19 March 2023
|low_date= 29 September 2024


|scorer= Birbhag
|scorer= Birbhag
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|first_score_away= 1
|first_score_away= 1
|first_date= 4 March 22
|first_date= 4 March 22
|vtl_appearances= 5
|vtl_appearances= 6
|first_vtl_appearance= [[/vt/ League 2]]
|first_vtl_appearance= [[/vt/ League 2]]
|best_vtl_result= 3rd
|best_vtl_result= 3rd
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|altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
|altanthem1= youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
|altanthem1_title= Stacy's mom
|altanthem1_title= Stacy's mom
|horn= youtu.be/S3S2ST7ULUI?list=RDS3S2ST7ULUI
 
|gh_title= Animal
|althorn1= youtube.com/watch?v=YPm9T622OX0
|altgh1_what= MIOSHA Goal Horn
|altgh1_title= Howling
|althorn2= youtube.com/watch?v=cr9iLdXK9ik&t=79s
|altgh2_what= MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn
|altgh2_title= Wanwanwaoon
|althorn3= youtu.be/6XaoM4OiJhA
|altgh3_what= Pochimama Goal Horn
|altgh3_title= Alien Alien
|althorn4= youtube.com/watch?v=w1hlEyvXqXw
|altgh4_what= SEX DOG Goal Horn
|altgh4_title= Wan-Wan House!
|althorn5= youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E
|altgh5_what= END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn
|altgh5_title= Cheeki Breeki
|Website= [https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=/hag/ /hag/]
|Website= [https://boards.4channel.org/vt/catalog#s=/hag/ /hag/]
|nickname= /hag/gots  
|nickname= /hag/gots  
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{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=  [[File:averagehaggot.jpg |30px]] Average Haggot}}
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=  [[File:XXX12.jpg |30px]] Have Sex and Reproduce}}
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX02.jpg |30px]] Daisenhag}}
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX02.jpg |30px]] Daisenhag}}
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=  Indiehag Stream Spoonfeed}}
{{sq start player |no=32 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=  [[File:XXX09.jpg |30px]] Birbhag}}  
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=  Hag Femanon}}
{{sq start player |no=33 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=  [[File:XXX05.jpg |30px]] Wakipai}}
{{sq start player |no=40 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX11.jpg |30px]] END HER MENOPAUSE}}
{{sq start player |no=40 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX11.jpg |30px]] END HER MENOPAUSE}}
{{sq silver player |no=34 |pos={{NewPosition|RMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX05.jpg |30px]] Wakipai}}
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX07.jpg |30px]] SEX DOG}}
{{sq start player |no=36 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX07.jpg |30px]] SEX DOG}}
{{sq start player |no=37 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX08.jpg |30px]] Sex Potion Hag}}
{{sq start player |no=37 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX08.jpg |30px]] Sex Potion Hag}}
{{sq silver player |no=29 |pos={{NewPosition|LMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX20.jpg |30px]] WOMB}}
{{sq silver player |no=29 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX23.jpg |30px]] Ero Guesser}}
{{sq gold player  |no=43 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX09.jpg |30px]] Birbhag}}
{{sq silver player |no=34 |pos={{NewPosition|AMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX01.jpg |30px]] MILF}}  
{{sq gold player  |no=43 |pos={{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name= [[File:averagehaggot.jpg |30px]] Average Haggot}}  
{{sq gold player |no=38 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX10.jpg |30px]] MIOSHA}}{{captain}}
{{sq gold player |no=38 |pos={{NewPosition|CF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX10.jpg |30px]] MIOSHA}}{{captain}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq start player |no=41 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=  [[File:XXX01.jpg |30px]] MILF}}
{{sq start player |no=41 |pos={{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=  [[File:Subaru.jpg |30px]] Hatchling Hag}}
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Fwmc.png |30px]] Co-op Breeding}}
{{sq start player |no=42 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Fwmc.png |30px]] Co-op Breeding}}
{{sq start player |no=47 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX14.jpg |30px]] Mature Turkey }}
{{sq start player |no=47 |pos={{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX14.jpg |30px]] Mature Turkey }}
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Bleachedhag.png |30px]] Darling Daily Dose }}
{{sq start player |no=35 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Bleachedhag.png |30px]] Darling Daily Dose }}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX16.jpg |30px]] Hagsmith}}
{{sq start player |no=30 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX16.jpg |30px]] Hagsmith}}
{{sq start player |no=45 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Ayamy.png ‎ |30px]] Girlfriend}}
{{sq start player |no=45 |pos={{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name= [[File:Tfwnowife.jpg |30px]] >tfw no wife}}
{{sq start player |no=46 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX18.jpg |30px]] Calming Predator}}
{{sq start player |no=46 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX18.jpg |30px]] Calming Predator}}
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX12.jpg |30px]] Have Sex and Reproduce}}
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX20.jpg |30px]] WOMB}}  
{{sq start player |no=49 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Goodending.jpg |30px]] GOOD ENDING}}
{{sq start player |no=49 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Goodending.jpg |30px]] GOOD ENDING}}
{{sq start player |no=39 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX06.jpg |30px]] Pochimama}}
{{sq start player |no=39 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX06.jpg |30px]] Pochimama}}
{{sq start player |no=48 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=  [[File:Spiderhag.jpg  |30px]]  Spiderhag}}
{{sq start player |no=48 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=  [[File:Spiderhag.jpg  |30px]]  Spiderhag}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos={{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:XXX23.jpg |30px]] Ero Guesser}}
{{sq start player |no=50 |pos={{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name= [[File:Towahag.jpg |30px]] Towa...}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}


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|align=center colspan="6"|''' Placement : 30th of 49 '''
|align=center colspan="6"|''' Placement : 30th of 49 '''
|
<!-- /VT/ League 8-->
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague8_Logo.png|135px|link=/vt/_League 8]]<br>[[/vt/ League 8]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[/vt/_League_8|Group Stage]]
|align=center|{{team away|vtwbg}}
|align=center|1-3
|align=left|<small> {{goal|37}} Average Haggot <br> {{owngoal|69}} ABANDON SQUIRRELS HAVE SEX WITH SCIENCE <br> {{goal|86}} Ero Guesser </small>
|align=center|  16 March 2025
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|flip}}
|align=center| 0-2
|align=left|
|align=center| 21 March 2025
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|align=center|{{team away|ybc}}
|align=center| 6-3
|align=left| <small> {{goal|63}} Ero Guesser <br> {{goal|83}} Pochimama <br> {{goal|90+4}} Average Haggot </small>
|align=center| 29 March 2025
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|''' Placement : 35th of 49 '''
|}
|}


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|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:UnityCup Exhibs.png|135px|link=Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup_After_Dark]]<br>[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|/vt/ League Unity Cup Exhibition Matches]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[File:UnityCup Exhibs.png|135px|link=Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup_After_Dark]]<br>[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|/vt/ League Unity Cup Exhibition Matches]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|Friendlies]]
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="2" align=center|[[:Talk:/vt/_League_Unity_Cup|Friendlies]]


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|align=center| 10 July, 2024
|align=center| 10 July, 2024


<br>
|-
<!-- /vt/ League 7 Garbage FES -->
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague7GarbageFES Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_7_GarbageFES |/vt/ League 7 GarbageFES]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[:Talk:/vt/_League_7_GarbageFE|Round of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|pyon}}
|align=center| 2-1
|align=left| <small> Wakipai {{goal|45+2}} <br> WOMB {{goal|90+6}} </small>
|align=center| 27 September 2024
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_7_GarbageFES|QuatersFinals]]
|align=center|{{team away|who}}
|align=center| 4-2
|align=left| <small> MIOSHA {{goal|19||60}} <br> WOMB {{goal|45+0||67}} </small>
|align=center| 28 September 2024
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_7_GarbageFES|SemiFinals]]
|align=center|{{team away|morig}}
|align=center| 2-3
|align=left|<small><small> MIOSHA {{goal|24}} <br> Birbhag {{goal|55}} </small>
|align=center| 29 September 2024
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: 3rd of 23'''
 
|
<!-- /vt/ League 8 Garbage FES -->
 
|-bgcolor="99ff99"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="3" align=center|[[File:VTLeague8GarbageFES Logo.png|135px|]]<br>[[/vt/_League_8_GarbageFES |/vt/ League 8 GarbageFES]]
 
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_8_GarbageFES|Round of 24]]
|align=center|{{team away|nepolabo}}
|align=center| 2-3
|align=left| <small> Average Haggot {{goal|7||19}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|24}} </small>
|align=center| 5 April 2025
 
|-bgcolor="ff9999"
|style="background:#c5ecf8" rowspan="1" align=center|[[/vt/_League_8_GarbageFES|Roud of 16]]
|align=center|{{team away|wah}}
|align=center| 5-2
|align=left| <small> Ero Guesser {{goal|62}} <br> MIOSHA {{goal|90+10}} </small>
|align=center| 5 April 2025
 
|-bgcolor="fcfcfc""
|align=center colspan="6"|'''Placement: TBD'''
 
|}
|}


=<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #FF2F92, #0000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Music</span></div>=
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">Music</span></div>==
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|-
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!style="background:#a30000;color:#ffffff" width=10%| Type
!style="background:#FF2F92;color:#ffffff" width=35%| Name
!style="background:#a30000;color:#ffffff" width=35%| Name
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!style="background:#a30000;color:#ffffff" width=20%| Note
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| style="background:#F7DF04" rowspan="50" align=center|[[File:LiaBadBrains.png|500px]]<br>
| style="background:#000000" rowspan="50" align=center|[[File:Soramio.jpeg|500px]]<br>


!align=center rowspan="3" | Anthem
!align=center rowspan="1" | Anthem
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQKKLLYE2R8 Lia BGM]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIIon1S1Das Older Women]
|align=center|
|align=center|
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7uJ3O8B9H8 Phase Origins - Adabana Necromancy]
!rowspan="2" align=center| Victory Anthem
|align=center| '''Against /pcg/'''
|-


 
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4 Stacy's Mom]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQKKLLYE2R8 SpellingPhailer feat. Lia - Science Blaster Autism Remix]
|align=center|
|align=center| '''Against /vrt/'''
|-
|-


!rowspan="5" align=center| Victory Anthem
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKRqYInYSaY EN's Mom]
 
|align=center|'''Against Myth teams'''
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZjzgX2pPxA Roy Orbison - Lia]
|align=center|
|-
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|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe9QgDNAtfQ Ninja Sex Party - Let's Save The Earth]
|align=center| '''Rinmama MotM'''
|-


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAZE98P6NvY Carameii - Your New Home]
!rowspan="2" align=center| Team Goal Horn
|align=center| '''Retired'''
|-


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks Shisui Michiru - Potion]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_T9M2truz0 Older Girl]  
|align=center| '''Against /pcg/'''
|align=center|
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGSbOSkM9is OK2BGAY feat. Christine Chandler - OK2BGAY]  
|align=center|[https://youtu.be/S3S2ST7ULUI?list=RDS3S2ST7ULUI Animal]  
|align=center| '''Against /manstars/''' <br> '''Against /pcgia/'''
|align=center|'''Retired'''
|-
|-


!rowspan="3" align=center| Team Goal Horn


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJIqmha2Hk ELO - Mr. Blue Sky]  
!rowspan="11" align=center border=7| Player Goal Horn
|align=center|'''Retired'''
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPm9T622OX0 Howling]
|align=center|'''MIOSHA'''
|-
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|align=center|[https://files.catbox.moe/mc11nf.mp3 The Living Tombstone - It's Been So Long]  
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr9iLdXK9ik&t=79s わんわんわおーん / さしみお feat.スバおか ]
|align=center|  
|align=center|'''MIOSHA''' (hat-trick)
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P8thJgXxkc Phase Connect - R.C.E]  
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem]
|align=center| '''Major lead'''
|align=center|'''END HER MENOPAUSE'''
|-
|-


!rowspan="11" align=center border=7| Player Goal Horn
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITFWvuv44Gk Shishiro Botan -Катюша/Katyusha (AI Cover) ]
|align=center|[https://youtu.be/XRcTAXm8h5A?si=rvQDDydL75mEbXk7&t=5 TWICE feat. Lia - The Feels]
|align=center|'''END HER MENOPAUSE'''
|align=center|'''Lia from Phase Connect'''
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://files.catbox.moe/ztbkyg.mp3 Rob Zombie feat. Lia - Dragula]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0aSJdN3mVY オーバード]
|align=center|'''Lia from Phase Connect''' (hat-trick)
|align=center|'''Birbhag'''
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx0SHcZlXrI Pipkin Pippa feat. Lia - Pippa the Ripper]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By8x65oteIw ばかばっか]
|align=center|'''Lia from Phase Connect''' (against /pcg/)
|align=center|'''Birbhag''' (hat-trick)
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://files.catbox.moe/0jw4nv.mp3 Ricky Martin feat. Lia - Livin' la Vida Lia]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7VK3pne8N4 Ahoy!! 我ら宝鐘海賊団☆]
|align=center|'''Lia from Phase Connect''' (against /choc/)
|align=center|'''WOMB'''
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM&t=48 thelonelyisland feat. Justin Timberlake - Motherlover]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aBlPZ6BCVI 【全力Chu!で】可愛くてごめん／Honeyworks covered by 博衣こより  ]
|align=center|'''Rinmama'''
|align=center|'''SEX POTION HAG'''
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4&t=65 Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1hlEyvXqXw Wan-Wan House!]
|align=center|'''Rinmama''' (hat-trick)
|align=center|'''SEX DOG'''
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9mK3rs1CUQ jon-YAKITORY feat. Lia - うぉんちゅーばっど]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XaoM4OiJhA エイリアンエイリアン/ぽちまる]
|align=center|'''teen idol sensation'''
|align=center|'''Pochimama'''
|-
|-


|align=center|[https://files.catbox.moe/jfy4qq.mp3 Schnappi, Joy - Schnappi, das kleine Krokodi]
|align=center|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6UR4l-yMsc わためラップ Loud ver. 🎸]
|align=center|'''Yippee!!'''
|align=center|'''WAKIPAI'''
|-
|-


Latest revision as of 07:06, 14 April 2025

/hag/
We Like Older Women
Hag logo.png
/hag/ - Hags
Founded January 14th 2022
Caretaker Reverse
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color 000000
Miosha Black
Ranking 31 (decrease 20)
Highest rank 2 (17 September 2023)
Lowest rank 31 (29 September 2024)
Top scorer Birbhag (17)
Top assister MIOSHA (15)
Captain MIOSHA
Website /hag/ - Hags
Nickname /hag/gots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
10 4 7 21 47.62%
GF GA GD
55 45 +10
Biggest win
/rrat/ Rrat icon.png 0–5 Hag icon.png /hag/
6 September 24
Biggest defeat
/doog/ Doog icon.png 5–1 Hag icon.png /hag/
4 March 23
First match
/nasfaqg/ Nasfaqg icon.png 1–1 Hag icon.png /hag/
4 March 22
/vt/ League
Appearances 6 (First in /vt/ League 2)
Best result 3rd, /vt/ League 5
Team music
Anthem Older Women
Victory Anthem Stacy's mom
Goal horn Goal horn name
Kits


The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26.
Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course. Impregnating all the hags is our goal.

Hag.jpg


News

06/9/24 | /hag/ beats Rrat icon.png /rrat/ with an amazing 5-0 scoreline, MIOSHA gets MOTM for her hat-trick

31/8/24 | VTL7 Draw Results - /hag/ is in Group A and plays against Rrat icon.png /rrat/, SkynetFC icon.png /skynetFC/ and Choc icon.png /choc/

07/8/24 | Roster Update : Hag Femanon, Indiehag Stream Spoonfed join the team, GOOD ENDING, HAVE SEX AND REPRODUCE come back. Bleached Hag's name is changed to "Darling Daily Dose". END HER MENOPAUSE and Sex Potion Hag get relegated to normal players while Wakipai becomes a Silver Player

History

Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.

Roster

No. Position Player
67
GK
XXX12.jpg Have Sex and Reproduce
31
RB
XXX02.jpg Daisenhag
32
CB
XXX09.jpg Birbhag
33
CB
XXX05.jpg Wakipai
40
LB
XXX11.jpg END HER MENOPAUSE
36
DMF
XXX07.jpg SEX DOG
37
CMF
XXX08.jpg Sex Potion Hag
29
CMF
XXX23.jpg Ero Guesser
34
AMF
XXX01.jpg MILF
43
SS
Averagehaggot.jpg Average Haggot
38
CF
XXX10.jpg MIOSHA Captain
No. Position Player
41
GK
Subaru.jpg Hatchling Hag
42
RB
Fwmc.png Co-op Breeding
47
RB
XXX14.jpg Mature Turkey
35
CB
Bleachedhag.png Darling Daily Dose
30
CB
XXX16.jpg Hagsmith
45
CB
Tfwnowife.jpg >tfw no wife
46
LB
XXX18.jpg Calming Predator
67
LB
XXX20.jpg WOMB
49
DMF
Goodending.jpg GOOD ENDING
39
DMF
XXX06.jpg Pochimama
48
CMF
Spiderhag.jpg Spiderhag
50
CMF
Towahag.jpg Towa...

Player Statistics

Player Name Total Goals Total Assists Hag of The Match
XXX09.jpg Birbhag 17 4 3


XXX11.jpg END HER MENOPAUSE 14 4 3
XXX10.jpg MIOSHA 11 15 2
XXX08.jpg Sex Potion Hag 5 5 2
XXX06.jpg Pochimama 3 6 0
Mmoautist.png MMO Autist 1 0 0
Friend.png >tfw no wife 1 1 0
XXX07.jpg SEX DOG 1 2 0
XXX20.jpg WOMB 6 3 0


Ayamy.png Girlfriend 0 1 0
Milestone.png 200TH Milestone 0 1 0
XXX14.jpg Mature Turkey 0 1 0


Goalkeeper Total Saves
Pekomama.png MILF 27
Averagehaggot.jpg Average Haggot 24
Abe.png Have Sex and Reproduce 15
Ancientgod.png Ancient Goddess 7
Hatchling hag.jpg Hatchling Hag 1

Cup Record

Event Place
/vt/ League 2 8th
/vt/ League 3 25th
/vt/ League 4 28th
/vt/ League 5 3rd
/vt/ League 6 26th
/vt/ League 7 30th

Official Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
VTLeague2 Logo.png
/vt/ League 2 		Group Stage
Group C 		Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 1–1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 26' 4 March 2022
Pcg icon.png /pcg/ 3‐1 Pochimama Goal 23' 6 March 2022
Vsj+ icon.png /vsj+/ 2‐0 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1'
MIOSHA Goal 61' 		11 March 2022
Round of 16 Moon icon.png /moon/ 2-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 18'
MMO Autist Goal 82' 		12 March 2022
Quarter-finals Nepolabo icon.png /nepolabo/ 3-0
;_;
 13 March 2022
Placement: 8th of 32
VTLeague3 Logo.png
/vt/ League 3 		Group Stage Morig icon.png /morig/ 1-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 84' 3 September 2022
Wah icon.png /wah/ 4-4 Pochimama Goal 10', 90+1'
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1, 50' 		9 September 2022
Manstars icon.png /manstars/ 2-1 Goal 18' >tfw no wife 11 September 2022
Placement: 25th of 32
VTLeague4 Logo.png
/vt/ League 4 		Group Stage Doog icon.png /doog/ 5-1 Birbhag Goal 85' 4 March 2023
Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 2-5 Sex Potion Hag Goal 60'
SEX DOG Goal 80' 		10 March 2023
Wah icon.png /wah/ 0-3 Sex Potion Hag Goal 4, 65'
MIOSHA Goal 88' 		17 March 2023
Placement: 28th of 36
VTLeague5 Logo.png
/vt/ League 5 		Group Stage HoloX icon.png /holoX/ 2-4 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 16'
Birbhag Goal 55, 76'
MIOSHA Goal 90+1' 		2 September 2023
SkynetFC icon.png /skynetFC/ 3-3 Birbag Goal 3'
MIOSHA Goal 32, 56' 		8 September 2023
Vtwbg icon.png /vtwbg/ 1-5 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 14'
MIOSHA Goal 19'
Birbhag Goal 23, 90'
WOMB Goal 56' 		10 September 2023
Round of 16 Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 4-1 Sex Potion HagGoal 32'
END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 44, 77'
Birbhag Goal 62' 		16 September 2023
Quarter Finals HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 3-2 (a.e.t) Birbhag Goal 2, 27, 103' 17 September 2023
Semi Finals Mayo icon.png /mayo/ 5-4 END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 14'
Birbhag Goal 18, 24, 66' 		17 September 2023
3rd place Match Doog icon.png /doog/ 0-3 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 13'
Birbhag Goal 58'
MIOSHA Goal 81' 		17 September 2023
Placement: 3rd of 40
VTLeague6 Logo.png
/vt/ League 6 		Group Stage Rrat icon.png /rrat/ 2-3 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 32'
MIOSHA Goal 55' 		1 March 2024
Mayo icon.png /mayo/ 4-5 WOMB Goal 6, 41, 60'
MIOSHA Goal 90+1' 		3 March 2024
Pink icon.png /pink/ 2-3 WOMB Goal 43'
Birbhag Goal 73'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 90+2' 		9 March 2024
Placement: 26th of 42
VTLeague7 Logo.png
/vt/ League 7 		Group Stage Rrat icon.png /rrat/ 0-5 MIOSHA Goal 6, 18, 90+5'
BirbhagGoal 66'
WOMBGoal 90+1' 		6 September 2024
Choc icon.png /choc/ 3-1 Birbhag Goal 90+5' 15 September 2024
SkynetFC icon.png /skynetFC/ 1-3 MIOSHA Goal 15' 21 September 2024
Placement : 30th of 49
VTLeague8 Logo.png
/vt/ League 8 		Group Stage Vtwbg icon.png /vtwbg/ 1-3 Goal 37' Average Haggot
Scored 69' ABANDON SQUIRRELS HAVE SEX WITH SCIENCE
Goal 86' Ero Guesser 		16 March 2025
Flip icon.png /flip/ 0-2 21 March 2025
Ybc icon.png /ybc/ 6-3 Goal 63' Ero Guesser
Goal 83' Pochimama
Goal 90+4' Average Haggot 		29 March 2025
Placement : 35th of 49

Invitationals History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
Vtl4friendlylogo.png
/vt/ League 4 Friendlies
Friendlies Mogu icon.png /mogu/ 3-6 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 6', 21', 30', 37'
Pochimama Goal 45+3'
Miosha Goal 90+2' 		5 January 2023
HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 4-1 Pochimama Goal 41'
Miosha Goal 67', 90+1'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 73' 		6 January 2023
GGG icon.png /GGG/ 4-2 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 19'
Miosha Goal 38', 41', 45+2' 		19 January 2023


VTLeagueTagTeam Logo.png
/vt/ League Randomized Tag Team Cup

as part of Vintage icon.png /vintage/


Quarter Finals Here icon.png /here/ 0-2 10 August, 2023
Loser's Round 2 BIG icon.png /BIG/ 4-0 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 20', 75', 78'
Okakoro Goal 53' 		10 August, 2023
Loser's Round 3 Vtautism icon.png /vtautism/ 3-1 Dorky Spooder Goal 31' 11 August, 2023
Placement: 6th of 9
Vtl5friendlylogo.png
/vt/ League 5 Friendlies 		Friendlies HoloX icon.png /holoX/ 3-3
(P.Ks 3-1) 		Birbhag Goal 44', 60'
Miosha Goal 90+0' 		17 August 2023
Vrt icon.png /vrt/ 1-1
(P.Ks 4-1) 		END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 45+0' 18 August 2023


Vtl6friendlylogo.png
/vt/ League 6 Friendlies 		Friendlies Mogu icon.png /mogu/ 4-0 BirbhagGoal 15', 90+0'
MioshaGoal 45+0'
END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 55' 		12 January 2024
Mayo icon.png /mayo/ 2-2
(P.Ks 5-6) 		MioshaGoal 66'
Old ArchitectureGoal 79' 		13 January 2024


VTLeagueGarbageFES Logo.png
/vt/ League 6 GarbageFES


Round of 26 HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 4-5 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 11'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 49'
MIOSHA Goal 74'
SEX DOG Goal 80'
Girlfriend Goal 87' 		16 March, 2024
Round of 16 Wvt icon.png /wvt/ 4-3 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 23'
Co-op Breeding Goal 37'
WOMB Goal 89' 		17 March, 2024
Placement: 9th of 24
Vtacademy.png
/vt/ League Academy 		Swiss Round
Pcgia icon.png /pcgia/ 4-3 WOMB Goal 29'
MIOSHA Goal 85', 90+3'
Birbhag Goal 90+1' 		20 April, 2024
Lia icon.png /lia/ 3-3 (PK 5-3) Sex Potion Hag Goal 28'
MIOSHA Goal 45', 54' 		21 April, 2024
Placement: 5th of 16
UnityCup Exhibs.png
/vt/ League Unity Cup Exhibition Matches 		Friendlies
Baubau icon.png /baubau/ 3-4 MIOSHA Goal 26', 64'
Birbhag Goal 40', 57' 		10 July, 2024
VTLeague7GarbageFES Logo.png
/vt/ League 7 GarbageFES 		Round of 16 Pyon icon.png /pyon/ 2-1 Wakipai Goal 45+2'
WOMB Goal 90+6' 		27 September 2024
QuatersFinals Who icon.png /who/ 4-2 MIOSHA Goal 19', 60'
WOMB Goal 45+0', 67' 		28 September 2024
SemiFinals Morig icon.png /morig/ 2-3 MIOSHA Goal 24'
Birbhag Goal 55' 		29 September 2024
Placement: 3rd of 23
VTLeague8GarbageFES Logo.png
/vt/ League 8 GarbageFES 		Round of 24 Nepolabo icon.png /nepolabo/ 2-3 Average Haggot Goal 7', 19'
MIOSHA Goal 24' 		5 April 2025
Roud of 16 Wah icon.png /wah/ 5-2 Ero Guesser Goal 62'
MIOSHA Goal 90+10' 		5 April 2025
Placement: TBD

Music

Type Name Note
Soramio.jpeg
 Anthem Older Women
Victory Anthem Stacy's Mom
EN's Mom Against Myth teams
Team Goal Horn Older Girl
Animal Retired
Player Goal Horn Howling MIOSHA
わんわんわおーん / さしみお feat.スバおか MIOSHA (hat-trick)
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem END HER MENOPAUSE
Shishiro Botan -Катюша/Katyusha (AI Cover) END HER MENOPAUSE
オーバード Birbhag
ばかばっか Birbhag (hat-trick)
Ahoy!! 我ら宝鐘海賊団☆ WOMB
【全力Chu!で】可愛くてごめん／Honeyworks covered by 博衣こより SEX POTION HAG
Wan-Wan House! SEX DOG
エイリアンエイリアン/ぽちまる Pochimama
わためラップ Loud ver. 🎸 WAKIPAI

Exports

Hag icon.png /hag/


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