/h/ Match History

Complete match history of  /h/. Match archive can be found here

Official Matches

4chan Cup

2012

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
October 13, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-3 W	Pomf-Chan  11', 75' Endless Ejaculations  19' Mezzo Forte  42' Titty Monster  86'	Royal London Stadium
October 14, 2012	/ic/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	Secret Plot  62'	Rose Park Stadium
October 20, 2012	/v/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Titty Monster  86', 88'	Saitama Stadium 2002
October 21, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	0-1 L		Mohamed Lewis Stadium

2013

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
February 8, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Titty Monster  54'	Estadio Amazonas Attendance: 1191
February 10, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-7 L		Royal London Stadium Attendance: 1306
February 16, 2013	/toy/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Titty Monster  43'	Ville Marie Stadium Attendance: 998
May 4, 2013	/k/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Asuka Langley Soryu  45' Titty Monster  88'	Konami Stadium Attendance: 425
May 10, 2013	/s/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	0-2 L		Burg Stadium Attendance: 294
May 12, 2013	/soc/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	Titty Monster  51'	Stadio Orione Attendance: 390
August 16, 2013	/a/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Kneesocks  86'	Konami Stadium Attendance: 1212
August 18, 2013	/po/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-0 D		Wembley Stadium Attendance: 1621
August 24, 2013	/tv/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Asuka Langley Soryu  32', 60' Titty Monster  67'	Benito Villamarin Attendance: 1180
August 31, 2013	/mu/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	0-1 L		Stade de Sagittaire Attendance: 1184

2014

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
February 14, 2014	/toy/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	Asuka  79'	Wembley Stadium Attendance: 775
February 16, 2014	/y/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	Titty Monster  33', 52' Asuka  60'	Estadio da Luz Attendance: 895
February 22, 2014	/co/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-0 D		Stade de France Attendance: 805
March 1, 2014	/mu/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-1 W	Titty Monster  16' Asuka  40', 58'	The Mountaintops Attendance: 994
March 2, 2014	/f/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	1-0 W	Titty Monster  51'	Estadio da Luz Attendance: 1015
March 2, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	1-2 L	James Vagabond  49'	Wembley Stadium Attendance: 1827
March 2, 2014	/mlp/	2014 4chan Winter Cup 3rd Place Match	0-2 L		Wembley Stadium Attendance: 2213
July 18, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-1 L		/d/eviant's /d/en Attendance: 835
July 20, 2014	/v/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Titty Monster  19'	Konami Stadium Attendance: 1176
July 26, 2014	/ck/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Titty Monster  47'	Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: 948
August 2, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	Incest  86'	El Monumental Attendance: 861
August 3, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	1-2 L	Incest  18'	/new/ Memorial Stadium Attendance: 1109

2015

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
February 13, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-3 L		Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Attendance: 765
February 15, 2015	/toy/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Asuka  37' Titty Monster  45+'	The Humbert Humbert Memorial Stadium Attendance: 759
February 21, 2015	/jp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Kneesocks  3'	Saitama Stadium 2002 Attendance: 736
February 28, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	Asuka  1', 48' Incest  55'	The Fixed Den Attendance: 1296
March 1, 2015	/u/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	1-0 W	Asuka  67'	The Fixed Den Attendance: 800
March 1, 2015	/ck/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	1-0 W (A.E.T.)	Asuka  105+'	Iron Chef Stadium Attendance: 1172
March 1, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Final	0-1 L		Wembley Stadium Attendance: 1534
August 1, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Titty Monster  38' Asuka  55', 63'	/m/u/ Amphitheater Attendance: 816
August 7, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Titty Monster  14' Reika Kitami  90+'	/m/u/ Amphitheater Attendance: 703
August 9, 2015	/g/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Titty Monster  76'	Estadio Urbano Caldeira Attendance: 919
October 24, 2015	/po/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	0-0 D		Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnesium Attendance: 650
October 25, 2015	/trv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Titty Monster  64' Asuka  75'	Konami Stadium Attendance: 1006
October 31, 2015	/wg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Reika Kitami  20' Kneesocks  49'	The Void Attendance: 726
November 8, 2015	/vg/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-0 W	Reika Kitami  43' Asuka  63' Satoru Iwata  73' Titty Monster  77'	The Arcadium Attendance: 801
November 14, 2015	/d/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	2-1 W	Reika Kitami  10' Kneesocks  72'	The /d/eviant's /d/en Attendance: 1306
November 15, 2015	/int/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals	0-3 L		CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 1526

2016

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
February 20, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Asuka  45+2'	CIA Meemorial Stadium Attendance: 1125
February 26, 2016	/wsg/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Kneesocks  62' Waifu Thread  90+1'	Saitama Stadium 2002 Attendance: 956
February 28, 2016	/vr/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	4-4 D	Titty Monster  5', 23', 62' Reika Kitami  38'	The Arcadium Attendance: 1034
May 7, 2016	/gif/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	4-2 W	Umemaro 3D  44' Asuka  49', 79', 90+2'	The Cum Bucket Attendance: 798
May 13, 2016	/wg/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-4 L	Faceless Fatguy  32', 85' Asuka  90+1'	Mont Cervin
May 15, 2016	/m/	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	1-2 L	Pomf-chan  12'	The Cum Bucket Attendance: 750
October 28, 2016	/lit/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Asuka  63', 67'	The Humbert Humbert Memorial Stadium Attendance: 888
October 30, 2016	/n/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	Liru  23' Faceless Fatguy  79' Kneesocks  84'	The Void Attendance: 974
November 5, 2016	/pol/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Asuka  6', 22', 54', 59' Faceless Fatguy  37'	/new/remberg Field Attendance: 998
November 12, 2016	/u/	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	0-2 L		Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 820

2017

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
February 11, 2017	/fit/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Liru  90+1'	Zyzz Memorial Bronasium Attendance: 1371
February 17, 2017	/out/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	Liru  38', 66'	100 Acre Wood Attendance: 1156
February 19, 2017	/adv/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Faceless Fatguy  11' Asuka  42' Liru  51'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 1409
February 25, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1-3 L	Asuka  30'	Tokyo Dome Attendance: 1594
July 28, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-3 L		Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 823
July 30, 2017	/fit/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Faceless Fatguy  39'	Zyzz Memorial Bronasium Attendance: 767
August 5, 2017	/an/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-0 D		Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 698
October 28, 2017	/y/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Faceless Fatguy  32', 82', 86'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 896
November 3, 2017	/trv/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Liru  11', 72' Faceless Fatguy  79'	Big Rig's Resort Attendance: 659
November 5, 2017	/wsg/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-5 L	Lightsaber Dick  2', 32', 90+4' Faceless Fatguy  74' Mind Break , 46'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 1152
November 11, 2017	/mlp/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	2-3 L	Liru  17', 88' Faceless Fatguy  58' Titty Monster  83'	Cirrus Maximus Attendance: 1362

2018

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
February 17, 2018	/vr/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Lightsaber Dick  49' Liru  75'	The Arcadium Attendance: 964
February 23, 2018	/r9k/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	4-2 W	Can't Beat The Cock  19' Liru  35' Faceless Fatguy  56' Lightsaber Dick  66' Ahegao  30' >Queen Bee  47'	El Monumental Failure Attendance: 813
February 25, 2018	/lit/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	0-0 D	Unwilling Elf  73' Thinking Man's Fetish  89'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 1045
March 3, 2018	/d/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-2 W	Unwilling Elf  21' Can't Beat The Cock  44' Faceless Fatguy  56' Lightsaber Dick  25' Mind break  71'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 1625
March 4, 2018	/k/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Final	2-0 W	Liru  67', 90+4' Unwilling Elf  18' C93  36'	Innawoods Park Attendance: 1906
March 4, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Semi Final	0-1 L	>Rance Lightsaber Dick  66'	Konami Stadium Attendance: 2509
March 4, 2018	/n/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Playoff	3-4 L (a.e.t.)	Faceless Fatguy  15', 92' Lightsaber Dick  40' Titty Monster  87'	Token LGBT Representation Arena Attendance: 2552
July 28, 2018	/lit/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-0 W	Liru  79' Mind Break , 6' Unwilling Elf  83'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 935
August 3, 2018	/vr/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	Faceless Fatguy  14' Liru  41' Can't Beat The Cock  45+4'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 762
August 5, 2018	/p/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	0-0 D		Depthoffield Attendance: 940
August 11, 2018	/jp/	2018 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	2-3 L	Liru  56' Can't Beat The Cock  80'	Untrodden Valley Attendance: 654

2019

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
February 15, 2019	/f/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	Can't Beat The Cock  13' Faceless Fatguy  19'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 684
February 17, 2019	/sci/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Can't Beat The Cock  77', 90+1'	The Time Cube Attendance: 889
February 23, 2019	/g/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Faceless Fatguy  42', 90+3'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 874
May 18, 2019	/cm/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	0-1 L		Anfield Attendance: 455
May 24, 2019	/mu/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Liru  77' Faceless Fatguy  83'	Burg Stadion Attendance: 406
May 26, 2019	/v/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-1 W	Lightsaber Dick  20' Liru  28'	Anfield Attendance:
June 1, 2019	/k/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	2-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  19' Faceless Fatguy  71'	Anfield Attendance:
June 2, 2019	/i/	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter Finals	1-2 L	Can't Beat The Cock  78'	Anfield Attendance:
July 19th, 2019	/vg/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Liru  14' Faceless Fatguy  53'	The Sand Casino Attendance: 526 (?)
July 21st, 2019	/lit/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	5-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  11', 29', 44', 55' Faceless Fatguy  87'	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Stadium Attendance: 607 (516)
July 27th, 2019	/g/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	Dangerous Day  3' Sad Panda  55' Can't Beat The Cock  81'	The GNU/Lag Attendance: 594 (292)
August 3rd, 2019	/w/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-2 L	Can't Beat The Cock  90+0'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 708 (306)

2020

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
January 18, 2020	/vp/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-2 W	Faceless Fatguy  27' Can't Beat The Cock  37' Lightsaber Dick  72'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance:
January 24, 2020	/wg/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	4-4 D	Faceless Fatguy  25' Nudes  34' Can't Beat The Cock  71', 83'	Mont Cervin Attendance:
January 26, 2020	/trv/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Can't Beat The Cock  52', 90+3'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance:
February 1, 2020	/pol/	2020 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1-3 L	Faceless Fatguy  52'	The GNU/Lag (or GNU+Lag) Attendance:
July 18, 2020	/w/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group stage	0-2 L		Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 746
July 24, 2020	/cm/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group stage	1-2 L	Liru  24'	Seme Uke Stadium Attendance: 626
July 26, 2020	/sp/	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group stage	4-6 L	Liru  24' Can't Beat The Cock  32', 74' Faceless Fatguy  54'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 832
October 25, 2020	/y/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	2-1 W	Can't Beat The Cock  29' Faceless Fatguy  84'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 469
October 30, 2020	/wg/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	1-2 L	Can't Beat The Cock  84'	Mount Cervin Attendance: 498
November 1, 2020	/o/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	1-4 L	Can't Beat The Cock  52'	Akihabara Denki-gai Attendance: 529

2021

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
July 10, 2021	/m/	2021 4chan World Cup Group stage	0-3 L		Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 960
July 18, 2021	/cgl/	2021 4chan World Cup Group stage	3-2 W	Liru  23', 58' Can't Beat The Cock  35'	Benuldies Bar and Grill Attendance: 748
July 30, 2021	/s4s/	2021 4chan World Cup Group stage	1-4 L	Liru  5'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 681
October 23, 2021	/fa/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	4-4 D	Liru  32', 38', 90+3' Can't Beat The Cock  45+2'	Stadio della Shitpost Attendance: 536
October 29, 2021	/p/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	2-2 D	Liru  5', 81'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 540
October 31, 2021	/vrpg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	3-3 D	Liru  18', 65' Can't Beat The Cock  24'	The Void Attendance: 643
November 6, 2021	/tg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	5-0 W	Liru  36', 58', 65', 85' Can't Beat The Cock  40'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 611
November 13, 2021	/u/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	2-2 (7-8 PK) L	Liru  28' Can't Beat The Cock  68'	Astraea Hill Attendance: 644

2022

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
January 28, 2022	/n/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group stage	1-6 L	Dangerous Day  9'	Intercity Blimp Train Attendance: 556
January 30, 2022	/tv/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group stage	2-2 D	Can't Beat The Cock  45' Oh Bother  78'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 629
February 5, 2022	/o/	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group stage	2-1 W	Liru  4' Can't Beat The Cock  78'	Daytona Beach Attendance: 505
April 29, 2022	/r9k/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	2-2 D	Unwilling Elf  32' Can't Beat The Cock  69'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 589
May 1, 2022	/jp/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	2-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  13' Faceless Fatguy  30'	Untrodden Valley Attendance: 608
May 7, 2022	/his/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	1-1 D	Can't Beat The Cock  49'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 580
May 15, 2022	/vrpg/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group stage	3-2 W	Can't Beat The Cock  32', 52', 86'	Colosseo Purgatorio Attendance: 548
May 21, 2022	/s4s/	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	1-3 L	Can't Beat The Cock  30'	The Magical Realm Attendance: 629
July 30, 2022	/co/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Can't Beat The Cock  36'	Charles Barkley Memorial Slamnasium Attendance: 535
August 5, 2022	/pol/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Unwilling Elf  29'	/pol/ in the High Castle Attendance: 590
August 7, 2022	/x/	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	Idolslut  45+2' Can't Beat The Cock  71' Dikes getting dicked  83'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 587
November 5, 2022	/w/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Mindbreak  28' Can't Beat The Cock  85'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 445
November 11, 2022	/ck/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	4-1 W	Can't Beat The Cock  12', 16', 22' Unwilling Elf  90+2'	Benuldies' Bar and Grill Attendance: 348
November 13, 2022	/f/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	Liru  31' Can't Beat The Cock  40' Faceless Fatguy  90+1'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 396
November 19, 2022	/sci/	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	1-3 L	Faceless Fatguy  83'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 476

2023

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
January 27, 2023	/sp/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Used Goods  18' Faceless Fatguy  81'	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Attendance:
January 29, 2023	/c/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	Faceless Fatguy  40' Can't Beat The Cock  87'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 558
February 4, 2023	/v/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Used Goods  16', 88' Faceless Fatguy  55'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance:
February 11, 2023	/vst/	2023 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	1-1 4-5 PK L	Faceless Fatguy  101'	Armchair General Attendance: 618
July 28, 2023	/c/	2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2-3 L	Faceless Fatguy  31' Grimm  81'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 354
July 30, 2023	/sci/	2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	3-4 L	Faceless Fatguy  23' Grimm  58' Can't Beat The Cock  69'	The Time Cube Attendance: 479
August 5, 2023	/trv/	2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	1-3 L	Grimm  38'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 474
October 28, 2023	/aco/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	4-4 D	Can't Beat The Cock  28', 45+1', 55' Unwilling Elf  85'	Final PEStination Attendance: 385
November 3, 2023	/gd/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Chikarin  28', 42'	Adobe Arena Attendance: 376
November 5, 2023	/lit/	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	1-1 D	Chikarin  33'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 426

2024

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
April 27, 2024	/sp/	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Chikarin  29' Can't Beat The Cock  70'	Transatlantic Semen Pipeline Attendance: 420
May 3, 2024	/pol/	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	3-0 W	Grimm  41' Can't Beat The Cock  90+0' Mindbreak  90+3'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 398
May 5, 2024	/tg/	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Lightsaber Dick  74' Sinsack  87'	The Magical Realm Attendance: 464
October 18, 2024	/xs/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage	5-1 W	Can't Beat The Cock  34' Chikarin  53', 69' Grimm  58' Unwilling Elf  78'	Final PEStination Attendance: 231
October 19, 2024	/fa/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage	2-2 D	Sex Counsellor  64' Can't Beat The Cock  88'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 236
October 20, 2024	/cm/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage	3-2 W	Unwilling Elf  14' Can't Beat The Cock  68', 85'	Karasuno Gymnasium Attendance: 277
November 2, 2024	/m/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-2 D	Can't Beat The Cock  25', 84'	Konami Stadium Attendance: 411
November 8, 2024	/an/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2-0 W	Chikarin  53' Can't Beat The Cock  90+3'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 355
November 10, 2024	/wg/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	3-1 W	Chikarin  35', 45+2', 74'	Mont Cervin Attendance: 300
November 16, 2024	/biz/	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	1-2 L	Chikarin  17'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 440

2025

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers	Stadium
January 24, 2025	/pw/	2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	1-5 L	Can't Beat The Cock  75'	Tokyo Dome Attendance: 480
January 26, 2025	/pol/	2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	3-3 D	Chikarin  7', 39' Can't Beat The Cock  65'	/pol/ in the Highcastle Attendance: 618
February 1, 2025	/mlp/	2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2-4 L	Can't Beat The Cock  24' Ugly Bastard 42'	Sad Panda Communal Faphouse Attendance: 644

Official Friendlies

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September 2, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	Fap Gauntlet  39', 66'
September 23, 2012	/f/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	4-2 W	Fap Gauntlet  29' Titty Monster  56', 84' Endless Ejaculations  65'
September 29, 2012	/d/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Endless Ejaculations  47'
December 8, 2012	/tg/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Titty Monster  9' Pomf-Chan  89'
April 5, 2013	/a/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-6 L	Titty Monster  60'
April 12, 2013	/fit/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Titty Monster  33'
July 13, 2013	/d/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
July 13, 2013	/a/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Asuka Langley Soryu  16', 45'
September 22, 2013	/asp/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Titty Monster  67', 78'
October 6, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	Titty Monster  4' Slut Girl  76'
January 12, 2014	/wg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	5-0 W	Asuka  31', 76', 80' Titty Monster  45+', 90+'
January 25, 2014	/e/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Kneesocks  37'
June 1, 2014	/o/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Asuka  22', 80'

Unofficial Matches

Invitational Cups

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
December 25, 2012	/n/	2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16	5-1 W	Angel Blade  19' Titty Monster  49', 89' Pomf-chan  71' Delicious Flatchest  81'
December 25, 2012	/po/	2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals	2-2 L (2-3 PK)	Titty Monster  21' Tacky Glue  53'
December 21, 2013	/u/	Weeabowl II Quarterfinals	1-0 W	Asuka Langley Soryu  83'
December 21, 2013	/m/	Weeabowl II Semifinals	2-0 W	Titty Monster  11', 40'
December 21, 2013	/jp/	Weeabowl II Final	2-1 W	Titty Monster  18', 65'
March 22, 2014	/toy/	Tottoric Up 2 Quarterfinals	1-3 L	Asuka  65'
December 20, 2014	/a/	Kurisumasu Cup Quarter Finals	2-0 W	Titty Monster  23' Asuka  33'
December 20, 2014	/jp/	Kurisumasu Cup Semi Finals	2-1 W	Umemaro 3D  34' Asuka  89'
December 20, 2014	/m/	Kurisumasu Cup Finals	2-1 W	Asuka  21', 45'
July 7, 2015	/r9k/	1.12 Memorial Cup Round of 16	1-2 L	Titty Monster 38'
August 22, 2015	/out/	Lark's Madness	0-1 L
December 25, 2015	/i/	Kurisumasu Cup II Ro16	3-1 W	Reika Kitami  9' Titty Monster  30', 45+'
December 28, 2015	/e/	Kurisumasu Cup QF	5-6 L (A.E.T.)	Titty Monster  9', 105' Reika Kitami  15' Kneesocks  36', 120'
June 30, 2017	/d/	Lewd Bowl Group Stage	1-1 D	Faceless Fatguy  86'
June 30, 2017	/wg/	Lewd Bowl Group Stage	3-1 W	Faceless Fatguy  39', 62', 73' Faceless Fatguy  87'
July 1, 2017	/co/	Lewd Bowl Group Stage	3-1 W	Faceless Fatguy  45+0', 60', 83'
July 2, 2017	/y/	Lewd Bowl Semi Final	3-0 W	Faceless Fatguy  27', 38', 53'
July 2, 2017	/e/	Lewd Bowl Final	1-2 L	Faceless Fatguy  88'
December 12, 2017	/jp/	Omega Cup 2017 Round of 128	2-2 W (6-5 PK)	Lightsaber Dick  38' Faceless Fatguy  63' Delicious Flat Chest  59'
December 13, 2017	/r6g/	Omega Cup 2017 Round of 64	1-2 L	Liru  38'
December 12, 2017	/cm/	Kurisumasu Cup III Quarter Final	0-0 W (6-5 PK)
December 26, 2018	/m/	Kurisumasu Cup III Semi Final	2-1 W	Faceless Fatguy  15' Can't Beat The Cock  33'
December 26, 2018	/u/	Kurisumasu Cup III Final	2-1 W	Lightsaber Dick  22' Can't Beat The Cock  54'
July 5, 2019	/pak/	2019 4CC Champions League Qualifiers	3-0 W	Faceless Fatguy  50', 55' Can't Beat The Cock  70'
July 6, 2019	/SuperGT/	2019 4CC Champions League Qualifiers	1-2 L	Can't Beat The Cock  37'
July 7, 2019	/civ4xg/	2019 4CC Champions League Qualifiers	4-2 W	Faceless Fatguy  76', 87' Sid Meier  84' Liru  90+0'
July 11, 2019	/s4s/	2019 4CC Champions League Group Stage	2-2 D	Faceless Fatguy  6', 42'
July 12, 2019	/his/	2019 4CC Champions League Group Stage	2-1 W	Can't Beat The Cock  27', 90+4'
July 13, 2019	/3/	2019 4CC Champions League Group Stage	2-0 W	Faceless Fatguy  84', 90+2'
July 14, 2019	/mogra/	2019 4CC Champions League Quarter Finals	1-2 L	Faceless Fatguy  5'
December 25, 2019	/a/	Kurisumasu Cup IV Quarter Final	3-2 W	Dangerous Day  7' W I D E F A C E  15' Faceless Fatguy  90+0'
December 25, 2019	/d/	Kurisumasu Cup IV Semi Final	2-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  45+3', 70'
December 25, 2019	/u/	Kurisumasu Cup IV Final	0-0 L (4-5 PK)

Other

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
July 20, 2012	/hm/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Exhibition Match	2-2 L (2-3 PK)	Fap Gauntlet  28', 109'
January 17, 2015	/vr/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-0 D
January 24, 2015	/po/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
July 18, 2015	/f/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-2 L (4-5 PK)	Titty Monster  81' Asuka  88'
July 19, 2015	/w/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	Kneesocks  72'
January 30, 2016	/r9k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies	1-1 W (6-5 PK)	Reika Kitami  41'
June 20, 2016	/n/	Rigging After Dark	3-3 L (5-4 PK)	Faceless Fatguy  60' Asuka  68', 83'
June 23, 2016	/d/	Rigging After Dark	2-2 W (5-3 PK)	Faceless Fatguy  48', 79'
January 8, 2017	/a/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
January 14, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Asuka  20'
January 14, 2018	/d/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	3-0 W	Can't Beat The Cock  19', 69' Mindbreak  57'
January 20, 2018	/v/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	4-6 L	Faceless Fatguy  30', 45+0' Liru  65', 70' Mindbreak  90+4'
March 13, 2020	/out/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	5-1 W	Lightsaber Dick  7', 75' Faceless Fatguy  11' Can't Beat The Cock  27', 55'
March 14, 2020	/jp/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 L (4-5 PK)	Lightsaber Dick  45+1', 63'
March 21, 2020	/aco/	2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 W (5-4 PK)	Lightsaber Dick  48', 56'
September 18, 2020	/vp/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
September 25, 2020	/n/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Can't Beat The Cock  40', 45+1' Faceless Fatguy  72'
September 27, 2020	/d/	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-2 L (3-4 PK)	Can't Beat The Cock  19' Lightsaber Dick  40'
May 21, 2021	/qa/	2021 4chan Spring Friendlies	4-2 W	Dangerous Day  29', 38', 53' Can't Beat The Cock  83'
March 28, 2022	/c/	Spring 2022 Monday Night Futbol	2-4 L	Can't Beat the Cock  32' Liru  72'
April 14, 2023	/vg/	2023 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Can't Beat the Cock  26' Used Goods  64'
August 31, 2024	/aco/	2024_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies_420_BLAZE_IT_Victory_Lap_Edition	3-5 L	Mindbroken Maiden  36' Can't Beat the Cock  62', 70'
August 31, 2024	/u/	2024_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Friendlies_420_BLAZE_IT_Victory_Lap_Edition	4-5 L	Mindbroken Maiden  5', 11' Can't Beat the Cock  37' Hiroki  45+1'

Team Record

Official Record

Level	Matches	Wins	Draw	Loss	Goals For	Goals Against	Goal Diff	Win %	Lead Goalscorer
Elite Cup	83	24	23	36	134	161	-27	28.92%	Can't Beat The Cock (30)
Babby Cup	56	23	14	17	118	99	19	41.07%	Can't Beat The Cock (29)
Fetus	3	2	1	0	10	5	5	67.67%	Can't Beat The Cock (4)
Official Friendly	13	7	0	6	25	26	-1	53.85%	Titty Monster (10)
Total	155	56	39	60	287	291	-4	36.13%	Can't Beat The Cock (63)

Record by Cup

Cup	Matches	Wins	Draw	Loss	Goals For	Goals Against	Goal Diff	Win %	Lead Goalscorer
World	3	1	0	2	4	9	-5	33.33%	Liru (3)
Winter	50	16	12	22	87	105	-18	32.00%	Can't Beat The Cock (16)
Spring	19	8	3	8	34	32	2	42.11%	Can't Beat The Cock (11)
Summer	30	7	11	12	43	48	-5	23.33%	Can't Beat The Cock (13)
Autumn	37	15	12	10	105	87	18	40.54%	Can't Beat The Cock (18) Liru (18)

Record by Year

Year	Matches	Wins	Draw	Loss	Goals For	Goals Against	Goal Diff	Win %	Lead Goalscorer
2012	8	5	0	3	17	14	3	62.50%	Titty Monster (6)
2013	16	5	3	8	17	34	-17	31.25%	Titty Monster (10)
2014	15	8	2	5	21	13	8	53.33%	Masterpiece, 1Girl (9)
2015	16	9	3	4	24	18	6	56.25%	Masterpiece, 1Girl (9)
2016	10	3	2	5	25	25	0	30.00%	Masterpiece, 1Girl (11)
2017	11	3	3	5	20	21	-1	27.27%	Liru (8)
2018	11	5	3	4	20	15	5	45.45%	Liru (7)
2019	12	4	4	4	24	18	6	33.33%	Can't Beat The Cock (11)
2020	10	2	2	6	19	28	-9	20.00%	Can't Beat The Cock (10)
2021	8	2	3	3	20	20	0	25.00%	Liru (15)
2022	15	4	7	4	29	33	-4	26.67%	Can't Beat The Cock (16)
2023	10	1	4	5	21	23	-2	10.00%	Faceless Fatguy (6)
2024	10	5	2	3	25	18	7	50.00%	Can't Beat The Cock (9)
2025	3	0	1	2	6	12	-6	0.00%	Can't Beat The Cock (3)

Record by Opponent

Opponent	Matches	Wins	Draw	Loss	First Match	Last Match
/a/	3	1	1	1	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/aco/	1	0	1	0	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/adv/	2	1	0	1	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/an/	2	1	1	0	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/asp/	3	2	0	1	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
/biz/	1	0	0	1	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16
/c/	2	0	0	2	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/cgl/	1	1	0	0	2021 4chan World Cup Group stage	2021 4chan World Cup Group stage
/ck/	3	3	0	0	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/cm/	3	1	0	2	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2024 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
/co/	2	0	1	1	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/d/	4	3	0	1	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2018 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
/e/	1	1	0	0	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies
/f/	5	2	1	2	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/fa/	2	0	2	0	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	2024 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
/fit/	3	0	2	1	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/g/	4	2	2	0	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/gd/	1	0	1	0	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/gif/	1	1	0	0	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/his/	1	0	1	0	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/hr/	1	0	0	1	2014 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	2014 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals
/i/	1	0	0	1	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinals	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarterfinals
/ic/	1	1	0	0	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/int/	1	0	0	1	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals
/jp/	3	2	0	1	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/k/	3	3	0	0	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
/lit/	5	3	2	0	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2023 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/mlp/	5	1	0	4	2014 4chan Winter Cup 3rd Place Match	2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/m/	2	0	1	2	2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/mu/	3	1	1	1	2013 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/n/	3	0	1	2	2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/o/	4	2	0	2	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/out/	1	0	0	1	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/p/	2	0	2	0	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group stage	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage
/po/	2	0	2	0	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/pol/	6	2	2	2	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/pw/	1	0	0	1	2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/r9k/	2	1	1	0	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/s/	1	1	0	0	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/s4s/	2	0	0	2	2021 4chan World Cup Group Stage	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
/sci/	3	0	1	2	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/soc/	2	0	0	2	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/sp/	3	0	1	2	2020 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/tg/	4	1	0	3	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2024 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/toy/	3	1	1	1	2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/trv/	5	1	2	2	2014 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	2023 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/tv/	3	1	1	1	2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/u/	4	1	0	3	2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16
/v/	4	3	1	0	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage	2023 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/vg/	4	1	1	2	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/vp/	1	1	0	0	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
/vr/	3	1	2	0	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2018 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/vrpg/	2	1	1	0	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group stage	2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
/vst/	1	0	0	1	2023 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	2023 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
/w/	3	0	1	2	2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/wg/	7	3	1	3	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2024 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/wsg/	2	0	0	2	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
/x/	2	1	1	0	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage	2022 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
/xs/	1	1	0	0	2024 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2024 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
/y/	3	3	0	0	2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage	2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
Total	155	56	39	60	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2025 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage

Tag Team Cup

/hpo/

Tag Team between  /h/ and  /po/

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
March 18, 2017	/dtoy/	Tag Team Cup 3 Group Stage	0-1 L	Lightsaber Dick  72' Rude Origami  90+0'
March 19, 2017	/bol/	Tag Team Cup 3 Group Stage	1-1 D	Michiking  50' Sad Panda  78'
March 25, 2017	/ak/	Tag Team Cup 3 Group Stage	1-0 W	Michiking  75'
March 26, 2017	/cotg/	Tag Team Cup 3 Quarterfinals	2-1 W	Michiking  12' Eyefull Tower  21'
March 26, 2017	/dtoy/	Tag Team Cup 3 Semifinals	2-1 W	Michiking  37', 40'
March 26, 2017	/vrm/	Tag Team Cup 3 Final	1-3 L	Sad Panda  8' Remove Kanker  10'

/vh/

Tag Team between  /h/ and  /v/

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02018-03-17March 17, 2018	/dtoy/	Tag Team Cup 4 Group B	2-0 W	Goddess (Male)  55' Tough Choices In Vidya  60'
02018-03-18March 18, 2018	/comu/	Tag Team Cup 4 Group B	0-5 L	Violent Semen Inferno  60' Violated Heroine  87'
02018-03-18March 18, 2018	/reddit/	Tag Team Cup 4 Group B	1-2 L	Loli Hitler  69'
02018-03-23March 23, 2018	/kout/	Tag Team Cup 4 Group B	1-0 W	Tough Choices In Vidya  65' Newgrounds  11' Goddess (Male)  86'