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|team= lgbt | |team= lgbt | ||
|motto= It's Okay To Be Gay | |motto= <span style="color: #E40203;">It's</span> <span style="color: #FF8B00;">Okay</span> <span style="color: #E5D202;">To</span> <span style="color: #008127;">Be</span> <span style="color: #004DFF;">Gay</span> | ||
|name= Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender | |name= Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender | ||
|date= April 2, 2013 | |date= April 2, 2013 | ||
|color1= | |color1= 5F345F | ||
|color2= | |color2= 5F345F | ||
|ranking= | |bgcolor= 5F345F | ||
|high_ranking= | |txtcolor= FFFFFF | ||
|ranking= 56 <small>({{increase|1}})</small> | |||
|high_date= | |high_ranking= 1 | ||
|low_ranking= | |high_date= August 2017 | ||
|low_date= | |low_ranking= 60 | ||
|low_date= 22 May 2022 | |||
|irl= {{anonymous|Managerless}} | |irl= {{anonymous|Managerless}} | ||
|w= | |w= 39 | ||
|d= | |d= 9 | ||
|l= | |l= 28 | ||
|gf=147 | |||
|ga=119 | |||
|win_home= lgbt | |win_home= lgbt | ||
|win_away= | |win_away= biz | ||
|win_score_home= | |win_score_home= 6 | ||
|win_score_away= | |win_score_away= 2 | ||
|win_date= | |win_date= May 3, 2015 | ||
|lose_home= | |lose_home= ck | ||
|lose_away= | |lose_away= lgbt | ||
|lose_score_home= | |lose_score_home= 4 | ||
|lose_score_away= | |lose_score_away= 0 | ||
|lose_date= | |lose_date= November 4, 2018 | ||
|first_home= lgbt | |first_home= lgbt | ||
|first_away= | |first_away= vr | ||
|first_score_home= | |first_score_home= 1 | ||
|first_score_away= | |first_score_away= 0 | ||
|first_date= | |first_date= April 12, 2013 | ||
|captain= Alfred Kinsey | |captain= Alfred Kinsey | ||
|scorer= Alfred Kinsey | |scorer= Alfred Kinsey | ||
|goals= | |goals= 48 | ||
|assister= Alfred Kinsey | |assister= Alfred Kinsey | ||
|assists= | |assists= 33 | ||
|hex= | |elite_cup_appearances= 5 | ||
|first_elite_appearance= [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] | |||
|best_elite_result= <span style="color: #DAA520">'''1st'''</span> | |||
|best_elite_cup= [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
|babby_cup_appearances= 9 | |||
|first_babby_appearance= [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
|best_babby_result= <span style="color: #DAA520">'''1st'''</span> | |||
|best_babby_cup= [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
|hex= 4B2F4B | |||
|color= Chesthole Violet | |color= Chesthole Violet | ||
|anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v= | |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI6oD8dqQYU#t=45s | ||
|a_title= Gay | |a_title= 6 AM & Cissi Ramsby - I'm Gay | ||
|altanthem1_what=Victory Anthem | |||
|altanthem1_title= Electric Six - Gay bar | |||
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=49rhRF4bkf8&feature=youtu.be&t=9 | |||
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bGW4ShpNU#t=36s/ | |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bGW4ShpNU#t=36s/ | ||
|gh_title= OK2BGAY - | |gh_title= Tomboy - OK2BGAY | ||
| | |altgh1_what= Boipussy goal horn | ||
| | |altgh1_title= Willam, Detox & Vicky Vox - Boy Is A Bottom | ||
|altgh1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aQ-TC4x2fA&feature=youtu.be&t=2m31s | |||
|altgh2_what= /tttt/ and Do I Pass? goal horn | |||
|altgh2_title= Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues | |||
|altgh2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFgFGgjNQ4E#t=28s | |||
|altgh3_what= Am I Gay? goal horn | |||
|altgh3_title= King Missile - Gay / Not Gay | |||
|altgh3= www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiPyMciRWQQ | |||
|altgh4_what= 1st goal goal horn | |||
|altgh4_title= Bearforce1 | |||
|altgh4= www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM | |||
|nickname= The Legbutts | |nickname= The Legbutts | ||
|kithome=Lgbtthird-2017sbcq.png | |||
|kitaway=Lgbtfourth-2017sbcq.png | |||
|kit3=Lgbthome sbc2015.png | |||
|home_ground=The Token LGBT Representation Arena | |||
}} | }} | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
===2013=== | |||
Founded on April 2, 2013 the Legbutts' first official manager was {{Anonymous|Privilege|!!ynR8ly17cbg}}. Privilege's tenure as manager would be uneventful, quietly leaving his post before any official /lgbt/ 4chan Cup matches could be held. Rumours abound at the time that his tester LGBTanon was none other than Dragonfag as he curiously did not take up the managerial role after Privilege disappeared. | Founded on April 2, 2013 the Legbutts' first official manager was {{Anonymous|Privilege|!!ynR8ly17cbg}}. Privilege's tenure as manager would be uneventful, quietly leaving his post before any official /lgbt/ 4chan Cup matches could be held. Rumours abound at the time that his tester LGBTanon was none other than Dragonfag as he curiously did not take up the managerial role after Privilege disappeared. | ||
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After months of one flakey managerial reign after another, both the team and civil leadership of /lgbt/ were demoralized and discredited. Chizuru had the fortuitous foresight to at least grant {{Anonymous|Trannier than thou|!!bG841RoS2fE}}'s urgent request to be named as his successor and placed at the head of his team before running off to the Florida Keys with his lover, his decision must have been based in large part on the knowledge that every orthodox, every rational option had been tried and had failed. Only a regime in the final straits of desperation would pay any heed to a gender-confused, football-illiterate gendersnake who claimed that the voice of <strike>Dragonfag</strike> our Lord and Savior Adrian Hlavacek was instructing zir to take charge of zir board's team and lead it to victory. | After months of one flakey managerial reign after another, both the team and civil leadership of /lgbt/ were demoralized and discredited. Chizuru had the fortuitous foresight to at least grant {{Anonymous|Trannier than thou|!!bG841RoS2fE}}'s urgent request to be named as his successor and placed at the head of his team before running off to the Florida Keys with his lover, his decision must have been based in large part on the knowledge that every orthodox, every rational option had been tried and had failed. Only a regime in the final straits of desperation would pay any heed to a gender-confused, football-illiterate gendersnake who claimed that the voice of <strike>Dragonfag</strike> our Lord and Savior Adrian Hlavacek was instructing zir to take charge of zir board's team and lead it to victory. | ||
The [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]] went very well for /lgbt/, as they took ten points and finished just a goal behind [[/s4s/]] in [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers - Group B|Group B]]; with a 3-2 win over [[/o/]], a 4-1 demolition of [[/wsg/]], a close 2-1 defeat of [[/3/]], and a 1-1 draw with /s4s/, /lgbt/ cruised to the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. In the big competition, /lgbt/ attracted recently-relegated [[/jp/]], de-Durgened [[/y/]], and former champions turned into rock bottom squad [[/k/]] in [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group G|Group G]], and were favorites to move through to the Winter Cup. /lgbt/ took an easy 3-0 victory over /k/ and a very close, save-filled 1-0 win over /jp/; these games combined with /y/'s wins over said teams (2-1 over /jp/ and 5-1 over /k/) put both into the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]] early, so their next match mattered for naught. Nobody seemed to be around to tell either team, however, as an exciting match saw /lgbt/ got out to an early 2-0 lead only for /y/ to hand the young team its first ever loss with a 3-goal comeback. In the [[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage|knockouts]], /lgbt/ first found themselves facing [[/vr/]], another well-off provisional. By the half, it was 2-1 in /lgbt/'s favor, as they scored two goals within ten minutes of each other courtesy of Alfred Kinsey and Slutty Bisexual before /vr/'s Kacho Arino kept the game close just before the end of the half. /lgbt/ put the game away late as Kinsey completed a brace, securing a 3-1 victory. /lgbt/'s next knockout opponent was the underdog [[/hr/]]; to much surprise, /hr/ drew first blood at the 20th minute, before Alfred Kinsey carried the team on his back and equalized at the 44th minute. /lgbt/ would end up undone by themselves, as the same Slutty Bisexual who helped /lgbt/ beat /vr/ just a day earlier now seemed to be throwing spaghetti out tenfold, scoring one of the dumbest own goals ever and giving /lgbt/ an early exit. | |||
=== | ===2014=== | ||
In preparation for the [[2014 4chan Winter Cup]], /lgbt/ played two [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies|friendlies]], against then-fetus'd [[/d/]] and fellow Babby promotion [[/gd/]]. /lgbt/ lost both friendlies, 0-1 to /d/ and 2-3 to /gd/. This caused them to move down from Pot 3 to Pot 4 in the group draw seeding; however, {{greentext|/fa/}} got moved down to Pot 4 for lacking an export before being DQ'd altogether, putting /lgbt/ in the bottom of Pot 3. The group /lgbt/ attracted this cup included former Champions [[/sp/]], as well as potent yo-yos [[/f/]] and [[/g/]], all in [[2014 4chan Winter Cup Group B|Group B]]. /lgbt/'s first Elite Cup run was an absolute embarrassment; with 0-1 losses to /sp/ and /g/, as well as a 0-0 draw to /f/, /lgbt/ crashed out of the Winter Cup with only 1 point and zero goals. | |||
=== | Before the [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]], /lgbt/ signed {{anonymous|Doo_Gay|!!x+r9Qm5rK7O}} to the managerial staff, thinking that it would help their chances of getting promoted from the Babbies. [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group C|Group C]] ended up pairing /lgbt/ with most recent victims of the Third Place Curse [[/b/]], disqualified [[/fa/]], former Fetus team [[/out/]], and a revived [[/hm/]]. /lgbt/ continued a tradition of doing well in the Babbies, and despite giving up a penalty and losing 2-0 to /fa/, bounced back hard against /b/ and /hm/, raping and pillaging each for 4-1 and 5-2 wins to build up a massive goal differential heading into the /out/ match. /lgbt/ had a chance to seal themselves promotion to the upcoming [[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] with a win over /out/, and that's exactly what they did, as Adrian Hlvacek gave /lgbt/ an early lead by the seventh minute and their goalkeeper, The Closet, kept /out/ from doing anything with their higher possession of the ball. /lgbt/'s 9 points put them at the top of their group, as they prepared to face [[/e/]] in the knockouts. To their surprise, /e/ held together very well, with sub goalkeeper Lolibutts saving the 1 (one) on-target shot /lgbt/ had the entire match, as /e/ converted one of only 2 shots to get a crucial win and send /lgbt/ packing for Summer early. | ||
In [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|preparation for the upcoming Summer Cup]], /lgbt/ got another two friendlies, this time against recently-promoted old friend /s4s/ and still-down-in-the-dumps /3/. /lgbt/ took a close 2-1 win over /s4s/ as Alfred Kinsey and Cis Scum powered a successful comeback effort, before beating /3/ again thanks to an own goal by defender Architecture. In the actual Cup, however, /lgbt/'s fortunes were significantly worse. Drawing the most recent third-placers in [[/mlp/]] and [[/diy/]] as well as ever-spooky [[/x/]], /lgbt/ looked to be fucked six ways to Sunday in [[2014 4chan Summer Cup Group E|Group E]]. This turned out to be true, as /lgbt/ lost their first two games, 0-1 to /x/ and 1-3 to /diy/, making them the first team relegated to the [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. The final match against /mlp/ mattered for nothing but consolation, as /x/ and /diy/ threw /mlp/'s chances into the trash before then due to a 0-0 borefest. However, despite /mlp/ riding with all-zero sliders for half the game, /lgbt/ couldn't score due to a barrage of /mlp/ attacks, and /mlp/ got a late Best Pony goal to give them consolation points. /lgbt/ ended Summer as the worst team in the Cup, continuing /lgbt/'s record of Elite Cup futility. After this disastrous outing, {{Anonymous|Trannier than thou|!!VyrgPTsOMgV}} retired, leaving {{anonymous|Doo_Gay|!!x+r9Qm5rK7O}} in full control of the team for the coming [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]]. | |||
The [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] had /lgbt/ drawn into [[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F|Group F]], a group relatively free of the surprise relegations that had occurred the previous Summer and thought by many to be one of the worst groups, as it contained a [[/soc/]] team under new management, historically-mediocre [[/o/]] and [[/sci/]] squads and [[/m/|Spring's worst and most pointless team]]; considering /lgbt/'s past Babby history, many thought of this as /lgbt/'s easiest group yet. While things started out well as /lgbt/ took a 2-1 win due to a 90+ goal over Qualifiers friends /o/, a 2-0 loss to /soc/ put the team's hopes in jeopardy. A comeback 2-1 win over /m/ put /lgbt/ in position to seal their spot in the [[2015 4chan Winter Cup]] with a win or draw over the strongest /sci/ in years, but said /sci/ team absolutely demolished /lgbt/; after a 1-1 first half, 30 minutes of the second half were enough for /sci/ to string 3 goals together, leaving /lgbt/ dependent on a draw of the group's final match between /m/ and /soc/ to avoid relegation. /m/ manhandled /soc/ for a 4-2 win, and /lgbt/ were left missing the Autumn knockouts and forfeiting their status as the ultimate yo-yo team. {{anonymous|Doo_Gay|!!x+r9Qm5rK7O}} also retired, leaving the team managerless for a while until {{Anonymous|Trannier than thou|!!VyrgPTsOMgV}} returned once more to take the reigns. | |||
===2015=== | |||
The [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] started out very poorly for a /lgbt/ that would have to play all but the first match effectively on autopilot. Losses by 2-0 and 3-2 to /jp/ and /mu/, arguably the group's strongest teams, left /lgbt/ reeling and without much likelihood to advance. However, as soon as /lgbt/ went on to face dead /soc/, their goalkeeping exploded with 9 total saves as /lgbt/'s offense led a comeback to win 2-1. Suddenly, /lgbt/ had a chance again going into their game against /biz/. After two early goals, /lgbt/ scored five more on a hapless /biz/ defense, as all that /biz/ could do was watch in horror and eventually score a 90+ consolation. /lgbt/'s 6-2 victory put them in a great spot to advance, provided /jp/ did not win against /biz/ in their final match. Despite rigging incidents after the match, /jp/'s 0-0 draw with /biz/ in a mostly /biz/ dominated game kept /lgbt/ alive provided /mu/ did not allow /soc/ to beat them by any more than one goal. /mu/ failed to deliver, as /soc/ took a 4-1 win that kept /lgbt/ in the babbies. | |||
/lgbt/ gained a second manager in {{anonymous|rin|!!hpKXURCBTuh}} in time for the [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], but the entire campaign was a total disaster and, no, it did not get better. They were critically hit by /vp/'s offense in their first game, going down 4-1 in a game that is more remembered for the fact that the temp-banned Twitch stream came back up during the match. The second game against /lit/ gave /lgbt/ a glimmer of hope, after some spaghetti-defending gave /lgbt/ an unlikely equalizer. Unfortunately, /lgbt/ dropped the same flavor of spaghetti, giving Niggardly Jew an injury time matchwinner and leaving /lgbt/ winless and virtually relegated. /pol/ confirmed the team's relegation with a 3-2 victory the following day, despite a brave fightback. /lgbt/ did salvage some pride in their final game, drawing 2-2 with /c/. Both managers went missing in action after that, but it wasn't until October in the following year that Lear officially declared the team managerless. | |||
===2016=== | |||
'''D E D T E A M''' | |||
===2017=== | |||
Just over a week before the signup cutoff for the [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]], /lgbt/ were suddenly revived by new blood {{Anonymous|Assigned Fail|!!C2hMqZSi8LD}} and {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}}. In doing so, the team would play their first matches in over a year. After a narrow 3-2 loss to /his/ and a patrician 1-1 draw with /tg/, /lgbt/ needed a win or draw against /wsg/ to qualify for the [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]. They delivered, with Alfred Kinsey and Autogynephilia scoring off of two {{greentext|short corners}} late in the 2nd half. /wsg/ were only allowed a late consolation, ending the match 2-1. With that, /lgbt/ secured their place in the Babbies. | |||
/lgbt/ was drawn into Group H of the [[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] along with /e/, /tv/ and /k/. Questions were raised over the team pre-tournament, with many doubting the potential of their highly asymmetrical meme formation. /lgbt/ narrowly won their first game against /tv/ 2-1 through a late Alfred Kinsey winner. This was followed by a thriller against a Zergface led /k/. /k/ took the lead early on, only for /lgbt/ to equalize soon after. This pattern continued for 78 minutes and 4 goals apiece, when Autogynephilia gave /lgbt/ their first lead of the match off a free kick. /k/ managed a late push, only for their goal to be called offside, leaving the game at 5-4 to /lgbt/. Despite lying on 6 points, there were doubts over whether /lgbt/ would advance. If /tv/ won against /k/, /lgbt/ would have to win or draw to reach the knockouts - much like in the Fetus - lest they be on the receiving end of a 6-6-6-0 tragedy. Boipussy - who had scored in the last 2 matches - had also picked up a second yellow card. This meant that /lgbt/ would face group favorites /e/ down a medal. Nevertheless, /lgbt/ pulled through, giving /e/ their biggest ever loss in an unexpected 5-1 thrashing. In doing so, the team 9-pointed their group and went to face /u/ in a lesbian bowl knockout clash. | |||
/lgbt/ took the game to /u/ early on, with 3 goals in the first 25 minutes. LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G scored another 68 minutes in, before /u/ woke up and responded with 2 goals of their own. However, it was too little too late for the 2D lesbians and the game ended 4-2, with /lgbt/ progessing to the Quarter Finals of a tournament for the first time since 2013. Next up was /trv/, also coming up from the Fetus. /lgbt/ was awarded an early lead when Neckbeard TEFL kicked the ball into his own net from an awkward cross. What followed was a seemingly dominant game from /legbutt/, with the score sitting at 4-1 after 47 minutes. However, /trv/ pulled off a brilliant comeback with 3 second half goals and a 90+1 equalizer. But it was not to be for /trv/. /lgbt/ captain Alfred Kinsey rallied the team a brace in extra time, limiting /trv/ to a 119 minute consolation. The match ended in a PES 16-esque 6-5. Following this was a semi-final against /an/, who were down a medal after Birb was sent off last game for shivving a player in the back. /lgbt/ capitalized, dominating the midfield in a 4-1 thrashing courtesy of an Autogynephilia and Kinsey brace. This set up the team for a final clash against /n/. Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring early on, with LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G scoring another, ensuring /lgbt/ came into half time 2 goals up. /n/ came out stronger in the second half, creating several chances without reply. However, keeper Wide Shoulders held firm, denying /n/ their comeback. The match ended 2-0, handing /lgbt/ their first ever tournament win. It was a remarkable achievement for a team that was considered dead only 2 months prior. The team recorded a perfect campaign, becoming the first to (legitimately) win every single game in a tournament. They scored 28 goals - 4 a game - breaking the record for the most in a tournament. Autogynephilia won the Golden Boot with 9 goals and Alfred Kinsey won the Golden Ball with 7 assists. | |||
/lgbt/ was then drawn into Group F of the [[2017 4chan Summer Cup]], along with /sp/, /toy/ and /o/. They managed to keep their streak against /sp/, with Autogynephilia taking an early lead and Special Snowflake confirming it with two goals in the second half for a 3-1 victory. They then battled /o/ during their ominous {{tt|YEAR|WOOOOOOOOOOO}}, and suffered a near shutdown of their offense until Autogynephilia managed to score at 37 minutes in, and while /o/ refused to concede another, they were unable to respond, leaving a deceptive 1-0 victory for the legbutts. This earned them the title of the longest win streak in cup history, a major change from their previous years. However, /toy/ managed to serve them a slice of humble pie, not only scoring 3 minutes in, but 8 minutes in, and then 11 ''and'' 19 minutes for a total of four goals before the first quarter of the game had passed. After exposing the flaws in /lgbt/'s defenses, /toy/ was unable to continue the blitzkrieg, the legbutts attempted a comeback, managing to score twice, but still leaving a grounding 2-4 defeat. Some cried rigged, or that it was thrown, but it simply became clear the juggernaut could bleed, and one mistake could leave them in the dust. | |||
Still, this left them to the knockouts stage, where they first faced a crowd favorite, /int/. The two teams were in a deadlock, neither able to score until Autogynephilia surged forward with support from Hi, /pol/, spearing through the defenses and into the net at 65 minutes. Putin, god-like emperor that he was, did not take this lightly, and attempted to shut the homos down with a goal of his own at a memey 69 minutes. The deadlock restarted, until the horrible fate, the only thing that could make /lgbt/'s assholes tight again after their freakish escapades; ''BENULDIES.'' Spurdo, in a bone-chillingly retarded manner as he is universally loved for, kapow'd right off the top bar on the goal, leaving room for Boipussy to sink the winning benuldy. All teams exhaled a soft "fug :DDDDD" on that day. | |||
/lgbt/ then moved to the quarterfinals, where they faced the other rising superstar; /sci/, their heroes who aborted /pol/ the fetus prior. The circumstances made it even more heartwrenching when /sci/, in a 1 lead, was suddenly and {{tt|deliberately|Konami's control scheme is fucking bad and then bors baniced and mashed the buttons and messed with /sci/'s preset for a second or two during an /lgbt/ attack}} rigged in a match that will live on in infamy. While the impact of this rigging, and the cause and motivation, if any, will be debated in the salt mines of /4ccg/ for years to come, implying there will be another cup, PES did what PES does, the streamer did what streamers do, and extra time was gained, during which /lgbt/ scored once more and knocked /sci/ out with a 2-1 AET ending. /sci/ still achieved its best ever showing in an elite cup, and put fear into the hearts of elite veterans, but legbutt marched on. | |||
In the semifinals, they faced an instant rematch, with their single biggest threat thus far, /toy/. Despite several scary /toy/ advances only stopped by a rejuvenated defense and a few chokes, their match was a rousing success, a clean game that resulted in a /lgbt/ victory at 2-0, moving them on to the final match, against onee-sama lesbo herself; /u/, a team they fought and won against in the previous babby knockout stages. Though they entered and were determined to leave the match with friendly dispositions, on the pitch, the fierce battle between 2D lesbo-phantasm girl-on-girl-gasm d-cup vagina-bump doki-doki spitswappers and a coalition their pitiable transbian admirers, gay males reaching for a utopia of male sexuality, and non-existant 3D lesbian counterparts reared its head for a frightening game. The famous /u/ defense resisted all attempts at penetration and fended off the most daring of /lgbt/ offenses, until at 88 minutes in, a very upset asexual who didn't get the point of all this excitement made a surging goal. /u/ had but moments left to respond, and though they tried, through successful manipulation of /u/'s incredible but slow defense, /lgbt/ ran the clock to the breaking point before the lazy susan of fate turned. Autogynephilia, the strongest of pure lesbian love's foes, penetrated deeply at 90+4 and left {{greentext|her}} load as a final goal. /lgbt/ became victorious once more, gaining the 2017 Summer Cup and becoming the first team to win back-to-back cups. | |||
===2018=== | |||
Aiming to continue their historic run, /lgbt/ submitted very meme tactics for the [[2018 4chan Winter Cup]]; their group stage draw placed them with /f/, /x/, and /n/. Initially, the memery seemed to pay off, with /lgbt/ getting off to races against Autumn 2017 second-place finishers /x/. In fact, /lgbt/ made even more history, getting off to the fastest 3-0 lead ever before eight full minutes had passed thanks to quick goals by the likes of LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G, 77 SS Hi, /pol/, and Autogynephilia. /x/ scored goals at the 20th and 76th minutes to give /lgbt/ a late scare, but /lgbt/ held on to win. The rest of /lgbt/'s run did not go nearly as well; they lost their next match 0-1 to a /f/ running even more meme tactics despite 12 shots, before falling down 3-0 to a very defensive /n/ needing a win to advance. Despite /n/'s attempts at bus parking, /lgbt/ scored two goals in search of a comeback thanks to Autogynephilia and /tttt/ (another nonmedal SS), but like /x/ against them, the comeback ultimately fell well short. /lgbt/ became the third straight defending Elite champion relegated to the Babbies. | |||
The [[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] marked the return of the Megababby format, thanks to [[/t/|meme teams]] getting revived and the entry of [[/aco/|new]] [[/bant/|teams]] into the cup. /lgbt/'s group draw placed them with new Winter Wooden Spoon holder /wg/ as well as /v/, /e/, and /fa/. First up was /e/, a team /lgbt/ had already defeated 5-1 last Spring. They defeated /e/ 5-1 once again, taking a 2-0 lead before halftime and cruising from there. But once again, a great start would not lead to more success. Against /v/, /lgbt/ took a 2-1 lead in just 30 minutes through a very special snowflake and old man Alfred Kinsey, but very shortly after taking that lead, saw one of their players sent off; a ten-man /lgbt/ conceded a second-half goal to /v/ and the match ended 2-2. /lgbt/ failed to score a goal in the two matches afterwards; against /wg/, they kept choking golden opportunities while allowing two easy goals to /wg/, and they never really got into the match against /fa/, with an extremely boring deadlock only broken by a Rick Owens penalty. /lgbt/ finished third in their group, enough to avoid the Fetus, but collapsed after a good start for the second cup in a row. Manager {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} retired after the cup, leaving /lgbt/ with only one manager heading into Autumn. | |||
/lgbt/ entered the [[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]], their first Autumn Babby since 2015, looking to recapture the form they had lost almost as quickly as it was gained. Much like in Spring 2017, their first opponent was /tv/, although the other two teams in their group (/ck/ and /out/) were different. Also different: the result of the /tv/ match. Sheev scored for /tv/ three minutes in and despite the 77 Hi, /pol/ showing up to score another goal, /lgbt/ kept choking their many opportunities, allowing High Ground to pad his save total and Brendan Fraser to un-JUST himself very soon after the second half began. Angry at this result, /lgbt/ went all-out against the /out/doorsmen, with a Boipussy brace and goals from LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G and Special Snowflake giving them a 4-0 victory. Instead of collapsing in multiple matches, however, it turned out /lgbt/ would collapse in just one; /ck/ reversed the result of /lgbt/'s previous match, getting their own 4-0 victory to secure their advancement and knock /lgbt/ out of the cup. /lgbt/ finished third in their group and avoided the fetus AGAIN, but manager {{Anonymous|Assigned Fail|!!C2hMqZSi8LD}} retired after the cup, leaving their status in doubt entering 2019. | |||
===2019=== | |||
At this point, /lgbt/ were a managerless autopilot and the 4CC had moved to a [[PES 2018|new version of >PES]]. Things were not looking great for them, and it did not help that former manager {{Anonymous|Kinsey Type F|!!SHeuLX1RDVQ}} was now managing [[/d/|one of their group stage opponents]]; the draw had placed them with /d/, /n/, and fellow autopilot /toy/ fresh off their promotion from the Fetus. /lgbt/ got off to a bad start against their old manager's team, a boring first half leading into a 64th minute /d/ goal. But Boipussy would equalize to give /lgbt/ a 1-1 draw, giving them a point to start the group stage. Against fellow autopilot /toy/, a quick exchange of goals (/toy/'s Orange Transparent Chainsaw first, before Boipussy four minutes later) was the only real action, and despite /toy/ putting on more pressure, this match also ended 1-1. Heading into the final day of the group stage, /lgbt/'s opponent, /n/, had already topped their group and all /lgbt/ needed was a win; they looked to be getting it with a 14th-minute Boipussy goal, but /n/'s Bepsi equalized within two minutes and near-constant /n/ pressure turned into a second goal at the 49th minute. /lgbt/ still technically had a chance at advancing, needing /toy/ and /d/ to draw 0-0 or 1-1 (the latter of which would cause a triple-playoff scenario). Woody put away /lgbt/'s hopes of advancing outright with his own 13th minute goal and one of /toy/'s 77 wing midfielders put away the triple playoff hopes near the end of the match. | |||
Since Spring 2019, /lgbt/ has not played a match; their caretaker went missing before Autumn and nobody stepped up in his place, and with a new decade already underway, it is entirely possible /lgbt/ miss out on another year (or five) of the Cup. | |||
==Roster== | ==Roster== | ||
''Main article: [[/lgbt/ roster]]''(not updated) | |||
{{sq start}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=The Closet}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=72 |pos=CB |name=Possums}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=CB |name=soft skinned boobie boy}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CB |name=/tttt/}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=21 |pos=DMF |name=Special Snowflake}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=56 |pos=CMF |name=Alfred Kinsey}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=17 |pos=RMF |name=Anime Made me Trans}} | |||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=AMF |name=Do I Pass?}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=AMF |name=Autogynephilia{{captain}}}} | |||
{{sq silver player |no=4 |pos=LWF |name=Hon}} | |||
{{sq gold player |no=11 |pos=CF |name=Boipussy}} | |||
{{sq mid}} | {{sq mid}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name= | {{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=CB |name=Gay Erasure}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=2 |pos=CB |name=Go Back to Tumblr}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=19 |pos=CB |name=Transbian}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name= | {{sq player |no=7 |pos=CB |name=Breeder Scum}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= | {{sq player |no=40 |pos=CMF |name=fuck the boy out of me}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= | {{sq player |no=65 |pos=CMF |name=Dr. Ray Blanchard}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= | {{sq player |no=88 |pos=AMF |name=Hi, /pol/}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= | {{sq player |no=3 |pos=AMF |name={{greentext|Biscum}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= | {{sq player |no=15 |pos=AMF |name=Am I Gay?}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= | {{sq player |no=24 |pos=SS |name=Chaser}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= | {{sq player |no=99 |pos=SS |name=LGBTM2FBBWTFY8P;IR5G}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
== | ==Exports== | ||
'''Tactical Export:''' [https://mega.nz/#!VvZSzIrT!D4E6etezbGsCZThGfsFhxDasc2HqCdNfDt0huohILjk ITS] | |||
'''Aesthetics Export:''' [https://mega.nz/#!VvBhxZxQ!ggfWokfXBKEVylxMQQN9aW6dQsb95yUVdiSJiM8Zujs OK2] | |||
'''Audio Export:''' [https://mega.nz/#!0HZyzQ7Y!7e8xC1r05ExfbUG5SoHcqOhNnLv6r5H5QblPEZlr-JM BGAY] | |||
==Player Stats== | ==Player Stats== | ||
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|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center|Alfred Kinsey | | align=center|Alfred Kinsey | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|47 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Autogynephilia | |||
| align=center|22 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center|Adrian Hlavacek | | align=center|''Adrian Hlavacek'' | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|13 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G | |||
| align=center|13 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center|Special Snowflake | | align=center|Special Snowflake | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|10 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Boipussy | |||
| align=center|8 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Am I Gay? | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Hon | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Ace | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|{{tt|Breeder Scum|Formerly Cis Scum}} | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|''Precum Soaked Dicks'' | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|''Slutty Bisexual'' | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|1 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|Hi, /pol/ | ||
| align=center|1 | | align=center|1 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|/tttt/ | ||
| align=center|1 | | align=center|1 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Own Goals | |||
| align=center|3 | |||
|} | |} | ||
''Players in italics are no longer part of the team.'' | |||
<br> | <br> | ||
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|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center|Alfred Kinsey | | align=center|Alfred Kinsey | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|26 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center|Special Snowflake | | align=center|Special Snowflake | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|13 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center|Adrian Hlavacek | | align=center|LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G | ||
| align=center|8 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Autogynephilia | |||
| align=center|5 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Boipussy | |||
| align=center|5 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|''Adrian Hlavacek'' | |||
| align=center|4 | | align=center|4 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center|Precum Soaked Dicks | | align=center|''Precum Soaked Dicks'' | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|3 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Am I Gay? | |||
| align=center|3 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Hi, /pol/ | |||
| align=center|3 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|Do I Pass? | ||
| align=center|2 | | align=center|2 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center| | | align=center|Anime Made Me Trans | ||
| align=center|1 | | align=center|1 | ||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |-bgcolor="ffffff" | ||
| align=center|Straight Crush | | align=center|Straight Crush | ||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|/tttt/ | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|Straight Shitposter | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|''Grillpill'' | |||
| align=center|1 | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffff" | |||
| align=center|''Gendersnake'' | |||
| align=center|1 | | align=center|1 | ||
|} | |} | ||
''Players in italics are no longer part of the team.'' | |||
{{tt|''Assists unknown from mid-2014 to 2015.''|Actually they might be in the statistics page for each cup, but figuring out accurate numbers would require going through every single stat page for a tournament /lgbt/ has participated in and reconstructing the table from scratch. Maybe it'll happen eventually.}} | |||
<br> | <br> | ||
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Tops and bottoms. Doms and subs. Bears and twinks. /lgbt/ and /hm/ are two sides of the same coin vying for supremacy as the premier queer team in the 4chan Cup. | Tops and bottoms. Doms and subs. Bears and twinks. /lgbt/ and /hm/ are two sides of the same coin vying for supremacy as the premier queer team in the 4chan Cup. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b> | | style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>2-0-0</b> | ||
|} | |} | ||
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;" | {| class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;" | ||
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While /pol/ may outwardly disagree with the presence of /lgbt/ as a board and team, we wish they would just admit their true feelings for us already. | While /pol/ may outwardly disagree with the presence of /lgbt/ as a board and team, we wish they would just admit their true feelings for us already. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>1-0- | | style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>1-0-1</b> | ||
|} | |} | ||
{| class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;" | {| class="wikitable" style="width: 31%; margin: 1%; text-align:center; float: left; position: relative;" | ||
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In this matchup, whoever wins ends up having to check something. [s4s]: Dubs, /lgbt/: WHITE PRIVLIGE, YOU CIS SCUM. | In this matchup, whoever wins ends up having to check something. [s4s]: Dubs, /lgbt/: WHITE PRIVLIGE, YOU CIS SCUM. | ||
|- | |- | ||
| style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b> | | style="background:#dcdcdc; color: #333;" | <b>1-1-0</b> | ||
|} | |} | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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!style="background:#5f345f;color:#ffffff"| Result | !style="background:#5f345f;color:#ffffff"| Result | ||
!style="background:#5f345f;color:#ffffff"| Scorers | !style="background:#5f345f;color:#ffffff"| Scorers | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| April 12, 2013 | |||
| {{team away|vr}} | |||
| align=center|[[2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies|2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies]] | |||
| align=center|1-0 W | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|89}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |-bgcolor="ffffcc" | ||
| July 14, 2013 | | July 14, 2013 | ||
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| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]] | | align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]] | ||
| align=center|3-3 D | | align=center|3-3 D | ||
|<small>Special Snowflake {{goal|13|}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|35|}} | |<small>Special Snowflake {{goal|13|}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|35||86}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| July 19, 2013 | | July 19, 2013 | ||
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| align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]] | | align=center|[[2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies|2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]] | ||
| align=center|2-0 W | | align=center|2-0 W | ||
|<small>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|14|}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|45 | |<small>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|14|}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|45|}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| September 28, 2013 | | September 28, 2013 | ||
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| align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group G|Group Stage ABC2013]] | | align=center|[[2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup#Group G|Group Stage ABC2013]] | ||
| align=center|3-0 W | | align=center|3-0 W | ||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|17||47}} | |<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|17||47}}<br>Special Snowflake {{goal|57}} | ||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |-bgcolor="ccffcc" | ||
| November 22, 2013 | | November 22, 2013 | ||
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| align=center|0-0 D | | align=center|0-0 D | ||
|<small> | |<small> | ||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| April 4, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|fa}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-2 L | |||
|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| April 12, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|b}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|4-1 W | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey{{goal|10||39||61}} <br>Adrian Hlavacek {{goal|80}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| April 13, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|hm}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|5-2 W | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|2||90+|pen}}<br> Adrian Hlavacek {{goal|37}}<br> Special Snowflake {{goal|75||80}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| April 19, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|out}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-0 W | |||
|<small>Adrian Hlavacek {{goal|7}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| April 26, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|e}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-1 L | |||
|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 31, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|s4s}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]] | |||
| align=center|2-1 W | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|62||}}<br>CIS Scum {{goal|67||}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| June 6, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|3}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies]] | |||
| align=center|1-0 W | |||
|<small>Architecture {{owngoal|69||}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| July 19, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|x}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-1 L | |||
|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| July 25, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|diy}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-3 L | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|49||}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| July 27, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|mlp}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-1 L | |||
|<small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| October 18, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|o}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-1 W | |||
|<small>Adrian Hlavacek {{goal|66||90+|}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| October 25, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|soc}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-2 L | |||
|<small></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| October 31, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|m}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-1 W | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|64||80|}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| November 2, 2014 | |||
| {{team away|sci}} | |||
| align=center|[[2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|4-1 L | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey{{goal|39}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| April 24, 2015 | |||
| {{team away|jp}} | |||
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-2 L | |||
|<small></small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| April 26, 2015 | |||
| {{team away|mu}} | |||
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-3 L | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|45+||70||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 1, 2015 | |||
| {{team away|soc}} | |||
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-1 W | |||
|<small>Am I Gay {{goal|67||}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|80||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 3, 2015 | |||
| {{team away|biz}} | |||
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|6-2 W | |||
|<small>Boipussy {{goal|9||23||40||}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|17||34||}}<br>Special Snowflake {{goal|54||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| October 24, 2015 | |||
| {{team away|vp}} | |||
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-4 L | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|71}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| October 30, 2015 | |||
| {{team away|lit}} | |||
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-2 L | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|79}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| October 31, 2015 | |||
| {{team away|pol}} | |||
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-3 L | |||
|<small>Adrian Hlavacek {{goal|53}}<br>Boipussy {{goal|62||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| November 6, 2015 | |||
| {{team away|c}} | |||
| align=center|[[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-2 D | |||
|<small>Boipussy {{goal|25}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|81||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| April 28, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|his}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] | |||
| align=center|2-3 L | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|66}}<br>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|70||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| April 29, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|tg}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] | |||
| align=center|1-1 D | |||
|<small>Autogynephilia {{goal|64||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| April 30, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|wsg}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]] | |||
| align=center|2-1 W | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|78}}<br>Autogynephilia {{goal|83||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 13, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|tv}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-1 W | |||
|<small>Boipussy {{goal|20}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|82||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 19, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|k}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|5-4 W | |||
|<small>Boipussy {{goal|6}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|37||}}<br>Autogynephilia {{goal|52||78||<br>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|74||}}}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 21, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|e}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|5-1 W | |||
|<small>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|20||33||90+5||}}<br>Autogynephilia {{goal|45+1||59||}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 27, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|u}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|4-2 W | |||
|<small>Autogynephilia {{goal|12}}<br>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|17||68}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|24}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 28, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|trv}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|6-5 W | |||
|<small>Neckbeard TEFL {{owngoal|6}}<br>Autogynephila {{goal|28||45+0}}<br>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|47}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|98||107}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 28, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|an}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|4-1 W | |||
|<small>Autogynephilia {{goal|8||18}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|23||65}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 28, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|n}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-0 W | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|4}}<br>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|30}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| July 29, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|sp}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|3-1 W | |||
|<small>Autogynephilia {{goal|20}}<br>Special Snowflake {{goal|40||68}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| August 4, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|o}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-0 W | |||
|<small>Autogynephilia {{goal|37}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| August 6, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|toy}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-4 L | |||
|<small>Autogynephilia {{goal|25|}} <br> Special Snowflake {{goal|61}}</small> | |||
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| August 12, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|int}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-1 W <br> (5-3 PK) | |||
|<small>Autogynephilia {{goal|65|}}</small> | |||
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| August 13, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|sci}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-1 W | |||
|<small>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|84|}} <br> Hon {{goal|118}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| August 13, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|toy}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-0 W | |||
|<small>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|48|}} <br> Autogynephilia {{goal|80}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| August 13, 2017 | |||
| {{team away|u}} | |||
| align=center|[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-0 W | |||
|<small>Ace {{goal|88|}} <br> Autogynephilia {{goal|90+4}}</small> | |||
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| Febuary 16, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|x}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Winter Cup]] | |||
| align=center|3-2 W | |||
|<small>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|2|}} <br> Hi, /pol/ {{goal|5}} <br> Autogynephilia {{goal|8}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| Febuary 18, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|f}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Winter Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-1 L | |||
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| Febuary 18, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|n}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Winter Cup]] | |||
| align=center|3-2 L | |||
|<small>Autogynephilia {{goal|62|}} <br> /tttt/ {{goal|78}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| May 5, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|e}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|5-1 W | |||
|<small>Autogynephilia {{goal|27||37||77||}}<br>Boipussy {{goal|59|}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|90+0|}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| May 11, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|v}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|2-2 D | |||
|<small>Special Snowflake {{goal|8}}<br>Alfred Kinsey {{goal|28}}</small> | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| May 13, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|wg}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-2 L | |||
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| May 20, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|fa}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-1 L | |||
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| October 27, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|tv}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-2 L | |||
| <small>Hi, /pol/ {{goal|21}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ccffcc" | |||
| November 2, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|out}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|4-0 W | |||
| <small>Boipussy {{goal|37||88}}<br>LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G {{goal|45+1}}<br>Special Snowflake {{goal|85}} | |||
|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| November 4, 2018 | |||
| {{team away|ck}} | |||
| align=center|[[2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|0-4 L | |||
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|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| May 18, 2019 | |||
| {{team away|d}} | |||
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-1 D | |||
|<small>Boipussy {{goal|85}} | |||
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|-bgcolor="ffffcc" | |||
| May 24, 2019 | |||
| {{team away|toy}} | |||
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-1 D | |||
|<small>Boipussy {{goal|30}} | |||
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|-bgcolor="ffcccc" | |||
| May 26, 2019 | |||
| {{team away|n}} | |||
| align=center|[[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup]] | |||
| align=center|1-2 L | |||
|<small>Boipussy {{goal|14}} | |||
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==Honors== | |||
===Team=== | |||
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File:SBC17_Design_A.png|'''[[2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup]]''': '''<br>Golden Boot: Autogynephilia (9 goals)<br>Golden Ball: Alfred Kinsey (7 assists)'''<br>Player of the Tournament: Alfred Kinsey<br>Best Managers<br> | |||
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File:SC17_Design_A.png|'''[[2017 4chan Summer Cup]]''': '''<br>Golden Glove: The Closet (24 saves)'''<br>Best Managers<br> | |||
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History
2013
Founded on April 2, 2013 the Legbutts' first official manager was Privilege !!ynR8ly17cbg. Privilege's tenure as manager would be uneventful, quietly leaving his post before any official /lgbt/ 4chan Cup matches could be held. Rumours abound at the time that his tester LGBTanon was none other than Dragonfag as he curiously did not take up the managerial role after Privilege disappeared.
One Captainlegbutt would attempt to take control of the team after Privilege left. Taking a much more active role in managing the team, the future of /lgbt/ seemed bright. Unfortunately, it was not to last as it was later revealed to be another disguise of the infamous Dragonfag.
As the Summer Friendlies approached a frantic search for a new manager would take place. Legbutt and planted /sp/fag Chizuru !!WTCSDibeOo would assume the mantle of /lgbt/ manager. Chizuru's reign would prove to be shorter than his predecessor as he would elope with a swarthy Cuban gigolo mere weeks after verification.
After months of one flakey managerial reign after another, both the team and civil leadership of /lgbt/ were demoralized and discredited. Chizuru had the fortuitous foresight to at least grant Trannier than thou !!bG841RoS2fE's urgent request to be named as his successor and placed at the head of his team before running off to the Florida Keys with his lover, his decision must have been based in large part on the knowledge that every orthodox, every rational option had been tried and had failed. Only a regime in the final straits of desperation would pay any heed to a gender-confused, football-illiterate gendersnake who claimed that the voice of Dragonfag our Lord and Savior Adrian Hlavacek was instructing zir to take charge of zir board's team and lead it to victory.
The 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers went very well for /lgbt/, as they took ten points and finished just a goal behind /s4s/ in Group B; with a 3-2 win over /o/, a 4-1 demolition of /wsg/, a close 2-1 defeat of /3/, and a 1-1 draw with /s4s/, /lgbt/ cruised to the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. In the big competition, /lgbt/ attracted recently-relegated /jp/, de-Durgened /y/, and former champions turned into rock bottom squad /k/ in Group G, and were favorites to move through to the Winter Cup. /lgbt/ took an easy 3-0 victory over /k/ and a very close, save-filled 1-0 win over /jp/; these games combined with /y/'s wins over said teams (2-1 over /jp/ and 5-1 over /k/) put both into the 2014 4chan Winter Cup early, so their next match mattered for naught. Nobody seemed to be around to tell either team, however, as an exciting match saw /lgbt/ got out to an early 2-0 lead only for /y/ to hand the young team its first ever loss with a 3-goal comeback. In the knockouts, /lgbt/ first found themselves facing /vr/, another well-off provisional. By the half, it was 2-1 in /lgbt/'s favor, as they scored two goals within ten minutes of each other courtesy of Alfred Kinsey and Slutty Bisexual before /vr/'s Kacho Arino kept the game close just before the end of the half. /lgbt/ put the game away late as Kinsey completed a brace, securing a 3-1 victory. /lgbt/'s next knockout opponent was the underdog /hr/; to much surprise, /hr/ drew first blood at the 20th minute, before Alfred Kinsey carried the team on his back and equalized at the 44th minute. /lgbt/ would end up undone by themselves, as the same Slutty Bisexual who helped /lgbt/ beat /vr/ just a day earlier now seemed to be throwing spaghetti out tenfold, scoring one of the dumbest own goals ever and giving /lgbt/ an early exit.
2014
In preparation for the 2014 4chan Winter Cup, /lgbt/ played two friendlies, against then-fetus'd /d/ and fellow Babby promotion /gd/. /lgbt/ lost both friendlies, 0-1 to /d/ and 2-3 to /gd/. This caused them to move down from Pot 3 to Pot 4 in the group draw seeding; however, >/fa/ got moved down to Pot 4 for lacking an export before being DQ'd altogether, putting /lgbt/ in the bottom of Pot 3. The group /lgbt/ attracted this cup included former Champions /sp/, as well as potent yo-yos /f/ and /g/, all in Group B. /lgbt/'s first Elite Cup run was an absolute embarrassment; with 0-1 losses to /sp/ and /g/, as well as a 0-0 draw to /f/, /lgbt/ crashed out of the Winter Cup with only 1 point and zero goals.
Before the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, /lgbt/ signed Doo_Gay !!x+r9Qm5rK7O to the managerial staff, thinking that it would help their chances of getting promoted from the Babbies. Group C ended up pairing /lgbt/ with most recent victims of the Third Place Curse /b/, disqualified /fa/, former Fetus team /out/, and a revived /hm/. /lgbt/ continued a tradition of doing well in the Babbies, and despite giving up a penalty and losing 2-0 to /fa/, bounced back hard against /b/ and /hm/, raping and pillaging each for 4-1 and 5-2 wins to build up a massive goal differential heading into the /out/ match. /lgbt/ had a chance to seal themselves promotion to the upcoming 2014 4chan Summer Cup with a win over /out/, and that's exactly what they did, as Adrian Hlvacek gave /lgbt/ an early lead by the seventh minute and their goalkeeper, The Closet, kept /out/ from doing anything with their higher possession of the ball. /lgbt/'s 9 points put them at the top of their group, as they prepared to face /e/ in the knockouts. To their surprise, /e/ held together very well, with sub goalkeeper Lolibutts saving the 1 (one) on-target shot /lgbt/ had the entire match, as /e/ converted one of only 2 shots to get a crucial win and send /lgbt/ packing for Summer early.
In preparation for the upcoming Summer Cup, /lgbt/ got another two friendlies, this time against recently-promoted old friend /s4s/ and still-down-in-the-dumps /3/. /lgbt/ took a close 2-1 win over /s4s/ as Alfred Kinsey and Cis Scum powered a successful comeback effort, before beating /3/ again thanks to an own goal by defender Architecture. In the actual Cup, however, /lgbt/'s fortunes were significantly worse. Drawing the most recent third-placers in /mlp/ and /diy/ as well as ever-spooky /x/, /lgbt/ looked to be fucked six ways to Sunday in Group E. This turned out to be true, as /lgbt/ lost their first two games, 0-1 to /x/ and 1-3 to /diy/, making them the first team relegated to the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. The final match against /mlp/ mattered for nothing but consolation, as /x/ and /diy/ threw /mlp/'s chances into the trash before then due to a 0-0 borefest. However, despite /mlp/ riding with all-zero sliders for half the game, /lgbt/ couldn't score due to a barrage of /mlp/ attacks, and /mlp/ got a late Best Pony goal to give them consolation points. /lgbt/ ended Summer as the worst team in the Cup, continuing /lgbt/'s record of Elite Cup futility. After this disastrous outing, Trannier than thou !!VyrgPTsOMgV retired, leaving Doo_Gay !!x+r9Qm5rK7O in full control of the team for the coming 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.
The 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup had /lgbt/ drawn into Group F, a group relatively free of the surprise relegations that had occurred the previous Summer and thought by many to be one of the worst groups, as it contained a /soc/ team under new management, historically-mediocre /o/ and /sci/ squads and Spring's worst and most pointless team; considering /lgbt/'s past Babby history, many thought of this as /lgbt/'s easiest group yet. While things started out well as /lgbt/ took a 2-1 win due to a 90+ goal over Qualifiers friends /o/, a 2-0 loss to /soc/ put the team's hopes in jeopardy. A comeback 2-1 win over /m/ put /lgbt/ in position to seal their spot in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup with a win or draw over the strongest /sci/ in years, but said /sci/ team absolutely demolished /lgbt/; after a 1-1 first half, 30 minutes of the second half were enough for /sci/ to string 3 goals together, leaving /lgbt/ dependent on a draw of the group's final match between /m/ and /soc/ to avoid relegation. /m/ manhandled /soc/ for a 4-2 win, and /lgbt/ were left missing the Autumn knockouts and forfeiting their status as the ultimate yo-yo team. Doo_Gay !!x+r9Qm5rK7O also retired, leaving the team managerless for a while until Trannier than thou !!VyrgPTsOMgV returned once more to take the reigns.
2015
The 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup started out very poorly for a /lgbt/ that would have to play all but the first match effectively on autopilot. Losses by 2-0 and 3-2 to /jp/ and /mu/, arguably the group's strongest teams, left /lgbt/ reeling and without much likelihood to advance. However, as soon as /lgbt/ went on to face dead /soc/, their goalkeeping exploded with 9 total saves as /lgbt/'s offense led a comeback to win 2-1. Suddenly, /lgbt/ had a chance again going into their game against /biz/. After two early goals, /lgbt/ scored five more on a hapless /biz/ defense, as all that /biz/ could do was watch in horror and eventually score a 90+ consolation. /lgbt/'s 6-2 victory put them in a great spot to advance, provided /jp/ did not win against /biz/ in their final match. Despite rigging incidents after the match, /jp/'s 0-0 draw with /biz/ in a mostly /biz/ dominated game kept /lgbt/ alive provided /mu/ did not allow /soc/ to beat them by any more than one goal. /mu/ failed to deliver, as /soc/ took a 4-1 win that kept /lgbt/ in the babbies.
/lgbt/ gained a second manager in rin !!hpKXURCBTuh in time for the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, but the entire campaign was a total disaster and, no, it did not get better. They were critically hit by /vp/'s offense in their first game, going down 4-1 in a game that is more remembered for the fact that the temp-banned Twitch stream came back up during the match. The second game against /lit/ gave /lgbt/ a glimmer of hope, after some spaghetti-defending gave /lgbt/ an unlikely equalizer. Unfortunately, /lgbt/ dropped the same flavor of spaghetti, giving Niggardly Jew an injury time matchwinner and leaving /lgbt/ winless and virtually relegated. /pol/ confirmed the team's relegation with a 3-2 victory the following day, despite a brave fightback. /lgbt/ did salvage some pride in their final game, drawing 2-2 with /c/. Both managers went missing in action after that, but it wasn't until October in the following year that Lear officially declared the team managerless.
2016
D E D T E A M
2017
Just over a week before the signup cutoff for the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers, /lgbt/ were suddenly revived by new blood Assigned Fail !!C2hMqZSi8LD and Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ. In doing so, the team would play their first matches in over a year. After a narrow 3-2 loss to /his/ and a patrician 1-1 draw with /tg/, /lgbt/ needed a win or draw against /wsg/ to qualify for the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup. They delivered, with Alfred Kinsey and Autogynephilia scoring off of two >short corners late in the 2nd half. /wsg/ were only allowed a late consolation, ending the match 2-1. With that, /lgbt/ secured their place in the Babbies.
/lgbt/ was drawn into Group H of the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup along with /e/, /tv/ and /k/. Questions were raised over the team pre-tournament, with many doubting the potential of their highly asymmetrical meme formation. /lgbt/ narrowly won their first game against /tv/ 2-1 through a late Alfred Kinsey winner. This was followed by a thriller against a Zergface led /k/. /k/ took the lead early on, only for /lgbt/ to equalize soon after. This pattern continued for 78 minutes and 4 goals apiece, when Autogynephilia gave /lgbt/ their first lead of the match off a free kick. /k/ managed a late push, only for their goal to be called offside, leaving the game at 5-4 to /lgbt/. Despite lying on 6 points, there were doubts over whether /lgbt/ would advance. If /tv/ won against /k/, /lgbt/ would have to win or draw to reach the knockouts - much like in the Fetus - lest they be on the receiving end of a 6-6-6-0 tragedy. Boipussy - who had scored in the last 2 matches - had also picked up a second yellow card. This meant that /lgbt/ would face group favorites /e/ down a medal. Nevertheless, /lgbt/ pulled through, giving /e/ their biggest ever loss in an unexpected 5-1 thrashing. In doing so, the team 9-pointed their group and went to face /u/ in a lesbian bowl knockout clash.
/lgbt/ took the game to /u/ early on, with 3 goals in the first 25 minutes. LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G scored another 68 minutes in, before /u/ woke up and responded with 2 goals of their own. However, it was too little too late for the 2D lesbians and the game ended 4-2, with /lgbt/ progessing to the Quarter Finals of a tournament for the first time since 2013. Next up was /trv/, also coming up from the Fetus. /lgbt/ was awarded an early lead when Neckbeard TEFL kicked the ball into his own net from an awkward cross. What followed was a seemingly dominant game from /legbutt/, with the score sitting at 4-1 after 47 minutes. However, /trv/ pulled off a brilliant comeback with 3 second half goals and a 90+1 equalizer. But it was not to be for /trv/. /lgbt/ captain Alfred Kinsey rallied the team a brace in extra time, limiting /trv/ to a 119 minute consolation. The match ended in a PES 16-esque 6-5. Following this was a semi-final against /an/, who were down a medal after Birb was sent off last game for shivving a player in the back. /lgbt/ capitalized, dominating the midfield in a 4-1 thrashing courtesy of an Autogynephilia and Kinsey brace. This set up the team for a final clash against /n/. Alfred Kinsey opened the scoring early on, with LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G scoring another, ensuring /lgbt/ came into half time 2 goals up. /n/ came out stronger in the second half, creating several chances without reply. However, keeper Wide Shoulders held firm, denying /n/ their comeback. The match ended 2-0, handing /lgbt/ their first ever tournament win. It was a remarkable achievement for a team that was considered dead only 2 months prior. The team recorded a perfect campaign, becoming the first to (legitimately) win every single game in a tournament. They scored 28 goals - 4 a game - breaking the record for the most in a tournament. Autogynephilia won the Golden Boot with 9 goals and Alfred Kinsey won the Golden Ball with 7 assists.
/lgbt/ was then drawn into Group F of the 2017 4chan Summer Cup, along with /sp/, /toy/ and /o/. They managed to keep their streak against /sp/, with Autogynephilia taking an early lead and Special Snowflake confirming it with two goals in the second half for a 3-1 victory. They then battled /o/ during their ominous YEAR, and suffered a near shutdown of their offense until Autogynephilia managed to score at 37 minutes in, and while /o/ refused to concede another, they were unable to respond, leaving a deceptive 1-0 victory for the legbutts. This earned them the title of the longest win streak in cup history, a major change from their previous years. However, /toy/ managed to serve them a slice of humble pie, not only scoring 3 minutes in, but 8 minutes in, and then 11 and 19 minutes for a total of four goals before the first quarter of the game had passed. After exposing the flaws in /lgbt/'s defenses, /toy/ was unable to continue the blitzkrieg, the legbutts attempted a comeback, managing to score twice, but still leaving a grounding 2-4 defeat. Some cried rigged, or that it was thrown, but it simply became clear the juggernaut could bleed, and one mistake could leave them in the dust.
Still, this left them to the knockouts stage, where they first faced a crowd favorite, /int/. The two teams were in a deadlock, neither able to score until Autogynephilia surged forward with support from Hi, /pol/, spearing through the defenses and into the net at 65 minutes. Putin, god-like emperor that he was, did not take this lightly, and attempted to shut the homos down with a goal of his own at a memey 69 minutes. The deadlock restarted, until the horrible fate, the only thing that could make /lgbt/'s assholes tight again after their freakish escapades; BENULDIES. Spurdo, in a bone-chillingly retarded manner as he is universally loved for, kapow'd right off the top bar on the goal, leaving room for Boipussy to sink the winning benuldy. All teams exhaled a soft "fug :DDDDD" on that day.
/lgbt/ then moved to the quarterfinals, where they faced the other rising superstar; /sci/, their heroes who aborted /pol/ the fetus prior. The circumstances made it even more heartwrenching when /sci/, in a 1 lead, was suddenly and deliberately rigged in a match that will live on in infamy. While the impact of this rigging, and the cause and motivation, if any, will be debated in the salt mines of /4ccg/ for years to come, implying there will be another cup, PES did what PES does, the streamer did what streamers do, and extra time was gained, during which /lgbt/ scored once more and knocked /sci/ out with a 2-1 AET ending. /sci/ still achieved its best ever showing in an elite cup, and put fear into the hearts of elite veterans, but legbutt marched on.
In the semifinals, they faced an instant rematch, with their single biggest threat thus far, /toy/. Despite several scary /toy/ advances only stopped by a rejuvenated defense and a few chokes, their match was a rousing success, a clean game that resulted in a /lgbt/ victory at 2-0, moving them on to the final match, against onee-sama lesbo herself; /u/, a team they fought and won against in the previous babby knockout stages. Though they entered and were determined to leave the match with friendly dispositions, on the pitch, the fierce battle between 2D lesbo-phantasm girl-on-girl-gasm d-cup vagina-bump doki-doki spitswappers and a coalition their pitiable transbian admirers, gay males reaching for a utopia of male sexuality, and non-existant 3D lesbian counterparts reared its head for a frightening game. The famous /u/ defense resisted all attempts at penetration and fended off the most daring of /lgbt/ offenses, until at 88 minutes in, a very upset asexual who didn't get the point of all this excitement made a surging goal. /u/ had but moments left to respond, and though they tried, through successful manipulation of /u/'s incredible but slow defense, /lgbt/ ran the clock to the breaking point before the lazy susan of fate turned. Autogynephilia, the strongest of pure lesbian love's foes, penetrated deeply at 90+4 and left >her load as a final goal. /lgbt/ became victorious once more, gaining the 2017 Summer Cup and becoming the first team to win back-to-back cups.
2018
Aiming to continue their historic run, /lgbt/ submitted very meme tactics for the 2018 4chan Winter Cup; their group stage draw placed them with /f/, /x/, and /n/. Initially, the memery seemed to pay off, with /lgbt/ getting off to races against Autumn 2017 second-place finishers /x/. In fact, /lgbt/ made even more history, getting off to the fastest 3-0 lead ever before eight full minutes had passed thanks to quick goals by the likes of LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G, 77 SS Hi, /pol/, and Autogynephilia. /x/ scored goals at the 20th and 76th minutes to give /lgbt/ a late scare, but /lgbt/ held on to win. The rest of /lgbt/'s run did not go nearly as well; they lost their next match 0-1 to a /f/ running even more meme tactics despite 12 shots, before falling down 3-0 to a very defensive /n/ needing a win to advance. Despite /n/'s attempts at bus parking, /lgbt/ scored two goals in search of a comeback thanks to Autogynephilia and /tttt/ (another nonmedal SS), but like /x/ against them, the comeback ultimately fell well short. /lgbt/ became the third straight defending Elite champion relegated to the Babbies.
The 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup marked the return of the Megababby format, thanks to meme teams getting revived and the entry of new teams into the cup. /lgbt/'s group draw placed them with new Winter Wooden Spoon holder /wg/ as well as /v/, /e/, and /fa/. First up was /e/, a team /lgbt/ had already defeated 5-1 last Spring. They defeated /e/ 5-1 once again, taking a 2-0 lead before halftime and cruising from there. But once again, a great start would not lead to more success. Against /v/, /lgbt/ took a 2-1 lead in just 30 minutes through a very special snowflake and old man Alfred Kinsey, but very shortly after taking that lead, saw one of their players sent off; a ten-man /lgbt/ conceded a second-half goal to /v/ and the match ended 2-2. /lgbt/ failed to score a goal in the two matches afterwards; against /wg/, they kept choking golden opportunities while allowing two easy goals to /wg/, and they never really got into the match against /fa/, with an extremely boring deadlock only broken by a Rick Owens penalty. /lgbt/ finished third in their group, enough to avoid the Fetus, but collapsed after a good start for the second cup in a row. Manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ retired after the cup, leaving /lgbt/ with only one manager heading into Autumn.
/lgbt/ entered the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, their first Autumn Babby since 2015, looking to recapture the form they had lost almost as quickly as it was gained. Much like in Spring 2017, their first opponent was /tv/, although the other two teams in their group (/ck/ and /out/) were different. Also different: the result of the /tv/ match. Sheev scored for /tv/ three minutes in and despite the 77 Hi, /pol/ showing up to score another goal, /lgbt/ kept choking their many opportunities, allowing High Ground to pad his save total and Brendan Fraser to un-JUST himself very soon after the second half began. Angry at this result, /lgbt/ went all-out against the /out/doorsmen, with a Boipussy brace and goals from LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G and Special Snowflake giving them a 4-0 victory. Instead of collapsing in multiple matches, however, it turned out /lgbt/ would collapse in just one; /ck/ reversed the result of /lgbt/'s previous match, getting their own 4-0 victory to secure their advancement and knock /lgbt/ out of the cup. /lgbt/ finished third in their group and avoided the fetus AGAIN, but manager Assigned Fail !!C2hMqZSi8LD retired after the cup, leaving their status in doubt entering 2019.
2019
At this point, /lgbt/ were a managerless autopilot and the 4CC had moved to a new version of >PES. Things were not looking great for them, and it did not help that former manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ was now managing one of their group stage opponents; the draw had placed them with /d/, /n/, and fellow autopilot /toy/ fresh off their promotion from the Fetus. /lgbt/ got off to a bad start against their old manager's team, a boring first half leading into a 64th minute /d/ goal. But Boipussy would equalize to give /lgbt/ a 1-1 draw, giving them a point to start the group stage. Against fellow autopilot /toy/, a quick exchange of goals (/toy/'s Orange Transparent Chainsaw first, before Boipussy four minutes later) was the only real action, and despite /toy/ putting on more pressure, this match also ended 1-1. Heading into the final day of the group stage, /lgbt/'s opponent, /n/, had already topped their group and all /lgbt/ needed was a win; they looked to be getting it with a 14th-minute Boipussy goal, but /n/'s Bepsi equalized within two minutes and near-constant /n/ pressure turned into a second goal at the 49th minute. /lgbt/ still technically had a chance at advancing, needing /toy/ and /d/ to draw 0-0 or 1-1 (the latter of which would cause a triple-playoff scenario). Woody put away /lgbt/'s hopes of advancing outright with his own 13th minute goal and one of /toy/'s 77 wing midfielders put away the triple playoff hopes near the end of the match.
Since Spring 2019, /lgbt/ has not played a match; their caretaker went missing before Autumn and nobody stepped up in his place, and with a new decade already underway, it is entirely possible /lgbt/ miss out on another year (or five) of the Cup.
Roster
Main article: /lgbt/ roster(not updated)
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Exports
Tactical Export: ITS
Aesthetics Export: OK2
Audio Export: BGAY
Player Stats
Goalscorers
Player | Goals |
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Alfred Kinsey | 47 |
Autogynephilia | 22 |
Adrian Hlavacek | 13 |
LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G | 13 |
Special Snowflake | 10 |
Boipussy | 8 |
Am I Gay? | 1 |
Hon | 1 |
Ace | 1 |
Breeder Scum | 1 |
Precum Soaked Dicks | 1 |
Slutty Bisexual | 1 |
Hi, /pol/ | 1 |
/tttt/ | 1 |
Own Goals | 3 |
Players in italics are no longer part of the team.
Assists
Player | Assists |
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Alfred Kinsey | 26 |
Special Snowflake | 13 |
LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G | 8 |
Autogynephilia | 5 |
Boipussy | 5 |
Adrian Hlavacek | 4 |
Precum Soaked Dicks | 3 |
Am I Gay? | 3 |
Hi, /pol/ | 3 |
Do I Pass? | 2 |
Anime Made Me Trans | 1 |
Straight Crush | 1 |
/tttt/ | 1 |
Straight Shitposter | 1 |
Grillpill | 1 |
Gendersnake | 1 |
Players in italics are no longer part of the team.
Assists unknown from mid-2014 to 2015.
Rivalries
/hm/
Tops and bottoms. Doms and subs. Bears and twinks. /lgbt/ and /hm/ are two sides of the same coin vying for supremacy as the premier queer team in the 4chan Cup. |
2-0-0 |
/pol/
While /pol/ may outwardly disagree with the presence of /lgbt/ as a board and team, we wish they would just admit their true feelings for us already. |
1-0-1 |
/s4s/
In this matchup, whoever wins ends up having to check something. [s4s]: Dubs, /lgbt/: WHITE PRIVLIGE, YOU CIS SCUM. |
1-1-0 |
Results
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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April 12, 2013 | /vr/ | 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Alfred Kinsey 89' |
July 14, 2013 | /y/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-3 D | Special Snowflake 13' Alfred Kinsey 35', 86' |
July 19, 2013 | /hm/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 14' Alfred Kinsey 45' |
September 28, 2013 | /pol/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 W | Special Snowflake 45+', 82' Adrian Hlavacek 77', 80' |
October 5, 2013 | /lit/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Alfred Kinsey 40' |
October 25, 2013 | /o/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-2 W | Adrian Hlavacek 42', 67' Alfred Kinsey 57' |
October 25, 2013 | /wsg/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 4-1 W | LOL Didn't Read 27' Adrian Hlavacek 38' Alfred Kinsey 81' Precum Soaked Dicks 87' |
October 26, 2013 | /3/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 2-1 W | Alfred Kinsey 5' Adrian Hlavacek 90' |
October 27, 2013 | /s4s/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-1 D | Alfred Kinsey 8' |
November 16, 2013 | /k/ | Group Stage ABC2013 | 3-0 W | Alfred Kinsey 17', 47' Special Snowflake 57' |
November 22, 2013 | /jp/ | Group Stage ABC2013 | 1-0 W | Alfred Kinsey 49' |
November 24, 2013 | /y/ | Group Stage ABC2013 | 2-3 L | LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 7' Alfred Kinsey 27' |
November 30, 2013 | /vr/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage | 3-1 W | Alfred Kinsey 23', 73' Slutty Bisexual 38' |
December 1, 2013 | /hr/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup knockout stage | 1-2 L | Alfred Kinsey 44' |
January 11, 2014 | /d/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | |
January 19 2014 | /gd/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-3 L | Adrian Hlavacek 16' Alfred Kinsey 81' |
February 14, 2014 | /sp/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 0-1 L | |
February 16, 2014 | /g/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 0-1 L | |
February 22, 2014 | /f/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0 D | |
April 4, 2014 | /fa/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-2 L | |
April 12, 2014 | /b/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4-1 W | Alfred Kinsey 10', 39', 61' Adrian Hlavacek 80' |
April 13, 2014 | /hm/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 5-2 W | Alfred Kinsey 2', 90+' (pen) Adrian Hlavacek 37' Special Snowflake 75', 80' |
April 19, 2014 | /out/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-0 W | Adrian Hlavacek 7' |
April 26, 2014 | /e/ | 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1 L | |
May 31, 2014 | /s4s/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Alfred Kinsey 62' CIS Scum 67' |
June 6, 2014 | /3/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Architecture 69' |
July 19, 2014 | /x/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1 L | |
July 25, 2014 | /diy/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 1-3 L | Alfred Kinsey 49' |
July 27, 2014 | /mlp/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1 L | |
October 18, 2014 | /o/ | 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Adrian Hlavacek 66', 90+' |
October 25, 2014 | /soc/ | 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-2 L | |
October 31, 2014 | /m/ | 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Alfred Kinsey 64', 80' |
November 2, 2014 | /sci/ | 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-1 L | Alfred Kinsey 39' |
April 24, 2015 | /jp/ | 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-2 L | |
April 26, 2015 | /mu/ | 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-3 L | Alfred Kinsey 45+', 70' |
May 1, 2015 | /soc/ | 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Am I Gay 67' Alfred Kinsey 80' |
May 3, 2015 | /biz/ | 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 6-2 W | Boipussy 9', 23', 40' Alfred Kinsey 17', 34' Special Snowflake 54' |
October 24, 2015 | /vp/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-4 L | Alfred Kinsey 71' |
October 30, 2015 | /lit/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Alfred Kinsey 79' |
October 31, 2015 | /pol/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-3 L | Adrian Hlavacek 53' Boipussy 62' |
November 6, 2015 | /c/ | 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Boipussy 25' Alfred Kinsey 81' |
April 28, 2017 | /his/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 2-3 L | Alfred Kinsey 66' LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 70' |
April 29, 2017 | /tg/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-1 D | Autogynephilia 64' |
April 30, 2017 | /wsg/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 2-1 W | Alfred Kinsey 78' Autogynephilia 83' |
May 13, 2017 | /tv/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Boipussy 20' Alfred Kinsey 82' |
May 19, 2017 | /k/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 5-4 W | Boipussy 6' Alfred Kinsey 37' Autogynephilia 52', 78', LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 74'' |
May 21, 2017 | /e/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 5-1 W | LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 20', 33', 90+5' Autogynephilia 45+1', 59' |
May 27, 2017 | /u/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4-2 W | Autogynephilia 12' LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 17', 68' Alfred Kinsey 24' |
May 28, 2017 | /trv/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 6-5 W | Neckbeard TEFL 6' Autogynephila 28', 45+0' LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 47' Alfred Kinsey 98', 107' |
May 28, 2017 | /an/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4-1 W | Autogynephilia 8', 18' Alfred Kinsey 23', 65' |
May 28, 2017 | /n/ | 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 W | Alfred Kinsey 4' LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 30' |
July 29, 2017 | /sp/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 3-1 W | Autogynephilia 20' Special Snowflake 40', 68' |
August 4, 2017 | /o/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 1-0 W | Autogynephilia 37' |
August 6, 2017 | /toy/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 2-4 L | Autogynephilia 25' Special Snowflake 61' |
August 12, 2017 | /int/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1 W (5-3 PK) |
Autogynephilia 65' |
August 13, 2017 | /sci/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | Alfred Kinsey 84' Hon 118' |
August 13, 2017 | /toy/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0 W | LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 48' Autogynephilia 80' |
August 13, 2017 | /u/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0 W | Ace 88' Autogynephilia 90+4' |
Febuary 16, 2018 | /x/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup | 3-2 W | LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 2' Hi, /pol/ 5' Autogynephilia 8' |
Febuary 18, 2018 | /f/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup | 0-1 L | |
Febuary 18, 2018 | /n/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup | 3-2 L | Autogynephilia 62' /tttt/ 78' |
May 5, 2018 | /e/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 5-1 W | Autogynephilia 27', 37', 77' Boipussy 59' Alfred Kinsey 90+0' |
May 11, 2018 | /v/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Special Snowflake 8' Alfred Kinsey 28' |
May 13, 2018 | /wg/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-2 L | |
May 20, 2018 | /fa/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1 L | |
October 27, 2018 | /tv/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Hi, /pol/ 21' |
November 2, 2018 | /out/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-0 W | Boipussy 37', 88' LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G 45+1' Special Snowflake 85' |
November 4, 2018 | /ck/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-4 L | |
May 18, 2019 | /d/ | 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Boipussy 85' |
May 24, 2019 | /toy/ | 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Boipussy 30' |
May 26, 2019 | /n/ | 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Boipussy 14' |
Honors
Team
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
Champions
Team of the Tournament
Most Improved
Most Exciting
Biggest Underdog
Best Match: /trv/ 5-6 /lgbt/
2017 4chan Summer Cup:
Champions
Team of the Tournament
Individual
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
Golden Boot: Autogynephilia (9 goals)
Golden Ball: Alfred Kinsey (7 assists)
Player of the Tournament: Alfred Kinsey
Best Managers
2017 4chan Summer Cup:
Golden Glove: The Closet (24 saves)
Best Managers
Achievements | ||
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Elite Cups | ||
Preceded by 2015 2016 /mlp/ |
Summer Champions 2017 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2018 /vg/ |
Babby Cups | ||
Preceded by 2016 /m/ |
Spring Champions 2017 (1st title) |
Succeeded by 2018 /e/ |
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