Difference between revisions of "/vrg/"
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{{sq start player |no=13 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Rift instead of a Vive">Riftcuck</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=13 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Rift instead of a Vive">Riftcuck</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=88 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Pool's Closed. A reference to the Habbo Hotel VR raid that got a quarter of /vrg/ banned.">Hate Speech</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=88 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Pool's Closed. A reference to the Habbo Hotel VR raid that got a quarter of /vrg/ banned.">Hate Speech</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=14 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="/vrg/ has an overwhelming amount of alcoholics who drink and come in VR to escape reality. Oh wait did someone say shot? I'll drink to that.">Cheers, Kippis, Kanpai, Fuck Niggers</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=31 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Vive instead of a Rift">Vivelet</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=31 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Dumbasses who bought a Vive instead of a Rift">Vivelet</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I just spent 3 and a half hours watching this Tupper tutorial, and then another hour optimizing my avatar, and it's completely fucked. Please help.">TUPPERED</span>}} | {{sq start player |no=9 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I just spent 3 and a half hours watching this Tupper tutorial, and then another hour optimizing my avatar, and it's completely fucked. Please help.">TUPPERED</span>}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= | {{sq start player |no=47 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Placeholder name until we think of something funny. Blessed be Gaben, the savior of VR who has come to release us from the jewish HTC Chinamen and getting fucced by the Zucc Facebook. Hopefully it doesn't fucking suck.">Valve Index</span>}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="*sip* Yep, my first VR headset was a Virtual Boy, they just don't make 'em like they used to... Also chosen to be /vg/'s DMF representative for the Winter 2019 4Chan Cup">30 Yr Old VR Boomer</span>}} | {{sq bronze player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="*sip* Yep, my first VR headset was a Virtual Boy, they just don't make 'em like they used to... Also chosen to be /vg/'s DMF representative for the Winter 2019 4Chan Cup">30 Yr Old VR Boomer</span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player|no= | {{sq silver player|no=3 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Nikei dreams of one day having his own custom avatar in virtual reality.">Custom Avatar</span>}} | ||
{{sq silver player|no=2 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The mascot for the Unity engine, as well as a default avatar in VRChat. The MVP of /vrg/ and /ourgirl/ chosen to lead /vg/ in the 2018 4chan Summer Cup. She would then go on to carry /vg/ to victory in their first ever cup win by scoring 7 goals on the final day of the tournament and tying for the Golden Boot award at 8 goals scored, also winning the “Best Player” award for most MotM awards.">Unity-chan</span> {{vice-captain}} }} | {{sq silver player|no=2 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The mascot for the Unity engine, as well as a default avatar in VRChat. The MVP of /vrg/ and /ourgirl/ chosen to lead /vg/ in the 2018 4chan Summer Cup. She would then go on to carry /vg/ to victory in their first ever cup win by scoring 7 goals on the final day of the tournament and tying for the Golden Boot award at 8 goals scored, also winning the “Best Player” award for most MotM awards.">Unity-chan</span> {{vice-captain}} }} | ||
{{sq gold player|no=1 |pos= {{NewPosition|CF|type=1}}|name=<span class="explain" title="You decide to play as an anime girl in virtual reality, and a few months later you decide to play as an anime girl in real life.">Proteus Effect</span>}}[[File:captain.png]] | {{sq gold player|no=1 |pos= {{NewPosition|CF|type=1}}|name=<span class="explain" title="You decide to play as an anime girl in virtual reality, and a few months later you decide to play as an anime girl in real life.">Proteus Effect</span>}}[[File:captain.png]] | ||
{{sq mid|bg=#1b9fc5|fg=#ffffff}} | {{sq mid|bg=#1b9fc5|fg=#ffffff}} | ||
{{sq player |no=12 |pos= {{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Knuckles. Ugandan Knuckles. Valve Knuckles. ">Knuckles & Knuckles ft. Knuckles</span>}} | {{sq player |no=12 |pos= {{NewPosition|GK|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Knuckles. Ugandan Knuckles. Valve Knuckles. ">Knuckles & Knuckles ft. Knuckles</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=73 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="i'm gay">i'm gay</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=25 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="You've got a few stray vertices there.">SCUFFED</span>}} | {{sq player |no=25 |pos= {{NewPosition|RB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="You've got a few stray vertices there.">SCUFFED</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=6 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="10% rule. Not furry.">Kemono Friends</span>}} | {{sq player |no=6 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="10% rule. Not furry.">Kemono Friends</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=79 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The true savior of VR that will put Oculus, HTC, and Valve to shame. If only those dumbasses thought of using cardboard instead, maybe their headsets would be as great as Nintendo's.">Nintendo Labo VR</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=74 |pos= {{NewPosition|CB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I mean, who doesn't love wearing the exact same avatar as ten trillion other people?">Boothcat</span>}} | |||
{{sq player |no=10 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The number one place in VRChat to privately (or openly, it's happened) fuck your vrfu. Infamous for its private bedrooms and invisible chairs that allow you to act like you're really picking up an anime girl and fucking them on the couch.">Nepbar</span>}} | {{sq player |no=10 |pos= {{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The number one place in VRChat to privately (or openly, it's happened) fuck your vrfu. Infamous for its private bedrooms and invisible chairs that allow you to act like you're really picking up an anime girl and fucking them on the couch.">Nepbar</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I only wear them for better leg tracking, I swear!">VR Socks</span>}} | {{sq player |no=11 |pos={{NewPosition|LB|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="I only wear them for better leg tracking, I swear!">VR Socks</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=17 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}}| name=<span class="explain" title="Why don't you have a vrgf yet Anon?">>tfw no vrfu</span>}} | {{sq player |no=17 |pos= {{NewPosition|DMF|type=1}}| name=<span class="explain" title="Why don't you have a vrgf yet Anon?">>tfw no vrfu</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title=" | {{sq player |no=8 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="A virtual reality game being developed by a /vrg/er and his rooomates that is somewhat similar to VRChat but with an actual acceptable fucking frame rate.">Lavender when?</span>}} | ||
{{sq player|no= | {{sq player |no=64 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="Sleeping with a giant headseat strapped to your face can be surprisingly comfy.">VR Sleep</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=23 |pos= {{NewPosition|CMF|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="The exclusive inner circle of cool, popular kids. Now with 200% more flavor.">Dinner Circle</span>}} | |||
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{{sq player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="he doesn't know what this meme means">{{greentext|he doesn't know}}</span>}} | {{sq player |no=30 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="he doesn't know what this meme means">{{greentext|he doesn't know}}</span>}} | ||
{{sq player |no=69 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="What's wrong? It's just milk.">Abyssal Futa Dick</span>}} | {{sq player |no=69 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="What's wrong? It's just milk.">Abyssal Futa Dick</span>}} | ||
{{sq player|no=22 |pos= {{NewPosition|SS|type=1}} |name=<span class="explain" title="An absolute madman from the Polynesian Cultural Center. Became a meme after watching his YouTube videos in virtual reality repeatedly for hours on end.">Coconut Kap</span>}} | |||
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/vrg/ - Virtual Reality General
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Retired Players
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Team History
Ranking:
VGLX - 1st
VGL11 - 10th
Overall: 5th
Key Players: Unity-chan, Proteus Effect (C), Coconut Kap
Counteraction rising. Yeah, we are ready for the punch line. There's no use with all your gimmicks, so check this out.
The story and legacy behind /vrg/ is not one that can easily be summarized. How did one team go from being the most hated, infuriating general, to the point where even the tournament organizers despised them, to winning the whole thing and going on to redeem themselves in the eyes of many by helping to lead /vg/ to their first ever cup victory? This is the story of one gay, arrogant team that entered as villains and came out as heroes.
The /vrg/ team was formed in May of 2018. Although /vrg/ is the "Virtual Reality General", the main game that is played by the vast majority of people is VRChat, a social game with near infinite creative possibilites. /vrg/ prides itself on content creation and as such, wanted to create their own custom team from scratch without any help. Due to this, as well as other factors, misunderstandings, and some bant, /vrg/ was already hated by the vast majority of people, including the VGL itself, before VGLX had even begun. Many had told them they would lose immediately, and be the laughing stock of the tournament, especially when /vrg/'s refusal to ask for help wound up making them miss the aesthetic deadline. However, that didn't happen. /vrg/ won their very first game, even without their aesthetics. And then they got their aesthetics, and they won. And then they won again, and then they kept winning, and winning, and winning, until no one was laughing anymore. To the dismay of many, /vrg/ sweeped their first ever tournament, coming in first place without a single loss on their record. VGL had laughed at /vrg/, and now /vrg/ was laughing back. However, /vrg/'s story doesn't end there. It continues on in the form of Unity-chan, their MVP who had been elected to lead /vg/ in the 4Chan 2018 Summer Cup as their gold medal player. In the very first game that /vg/ played, Unity-chan landed herself a red card, all but assuring /vg/'s complete and total destruction in the tournament after only a single game played. The hate for /vrg/ had multipled tenfold. Due to the /vg/ team management's expert strategies and tactics, as well as the performance of a lifetime by goalkeeper Jannu (/fgoalter/), /vg/ was somehow barely able to cling on for dear life until Unity-chan's suspension was up. Unity-chan, and by extension /vrg/, would then go on to have a legendary redemption arc, going from a red card in the first game and no goals scored in the entire group stage to absolutely annihilating every team and tying for the Golden Boot on most goals scored in the tournament, as well as helping /vg/ to win their first ever 4Chan Cup. You laughed at us, we laughed at you, and now we all laugh together.
After accomplishing just about everything there is to accomplish, there's nowhere to go but downhill from here for /vrg/. The biggest victory they now seek to achieve is the same as it was when they first started - Having fun watching their walking abomination shitpost of a team kick the ball around while watching the game on a big screen in virtual reality.
Player Statistics
| Player | Goals in VGLX | Assists in VGLX | Goals in VGL11 | Assists in VGL11 | Goals (Total) | Assists (Total) |
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| Unity-chan | 5 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 9 | 3 |
| Proteus Effect | 4 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 9 | 6 |
| Coconut Kap | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 4 |
| >tfw no vrfu | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 |
| Custom Avatar | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| A Panty Shot | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 |
| Vivelet | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 |
| Riftcuck | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
| 30 Yr Old VR Boomer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 |
Goalkeeper Statistics
| Player | Saves in VGLX | Saves in VGL11 | Saves (Total) |
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| VR Socks | 19 | N/A | 19 |
| Ugandan Knuckles | 7 | 6 | 13 |
| Beat Saber | N/A | 8 | 8 |
Match History
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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 /vg/ League X |
Group Stage |  /rsg/
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4-2 W |
Unity-chan Coconut Kap >tfw no VRfu Proteus Effect |
June 1st, 2018 | YouTube |
 /2hug/
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1-0 W |
Unity-chan |
June 10th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
 /lzg/
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2-2 D |
Coconut Kap Proteus Effect |
June 16th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
| Round of 16 |  /@/
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2-1 W |
Coconut Kap Unity-chan |
June 23rd, 2018 | YouTube | |
| Quarter-finals |  /mcg/
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1-0 W |
Custom Avatar |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
| Semi-finals |  /mbg/
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2-1 W |
Unity-chan Unity-chan |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube | |
| Finals |  /fgg/
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4-1 W |
Proteus Effect Coconut Kap >tfw no VRfu Proteus Effect |
June 24th, 2018 | YouTube |
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 11 |
Group Stage |  /osg/
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1-2 L |
Proteus Effect |
November 23rd, 2018 | YouTube |
 /utg/
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3-0 W |
Coconut Kap Unity-chan Unity-chan |
December 2nd, 2018 | YouTube
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 /aceg/
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1-0 W |
Unity-chan |
December 8th, 2018 | YouTube | ||
| Playoffs Round 2 |  /llsifg/
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3-0 W |
Proteus Effect Coconut Kap Proteus Effect |
December 14th, 2018 | YouTube | |
| Round of 16 | /mcg/
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3-4 L |
Proteus Effect Proteus Effect Unity-chan |
December 15th, 2018 | YouTube |
Unofficial Matches
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 11 |
Friendlies |  /gsg/
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1-1 L (3-5 PK) |
Penis Shaft Landing Craft |
September 14th, 2018 | YouTube |
| Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date | Video |
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/vg/ League 12 |
Friendlies |  /dbg/
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3-3 W (5-3 PK) |
Custom Avatar Proteus Effect Proteus Effect |
March 23rd, 2019 | YouTube |
 /gfg/
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4-3 W |
Coconut Kap Coconut Kap Proteus Effect Proteus Effect |
March 30th, 2019 | YouTube |
/vg/ Representatives
| 2018 Summer Cup |
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| Unity-chan Center Forward |
| 2019 Winter Cup |
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| 30 Yr Old VR Boomer Defensive Midfielder |
Exports:
VGL 11 Export:
Aesthetics:https://mega.nz/#!lugU3a7R!DNcYu-AW5t8lcFy0nxP1vkCLgBl5ZVACYSxA_K-6gks
Music:https://mega.nz/#!grwVXSgS!59Sdh8ZwHuAc6ADVJ41TbNGM1bCwyMf1OmbjWceF1nI
VGL 12 Friendlies Export
Aesthetics vs /gfg/:https://mega.nz/#!FnpzmSaL!FWbtOToJmczE8r6DSh7IohJ3t7zJvA0Rs9YBPfUcpos
Music vs /gfg/:https://mega.nz/#!46pTEaaS!mnnGJ5RkVvB8baAi7cjAccdcQje_tkHupmeqyInk7R4
Tactics vs /gfg/:https://mega.nz/#!hjhXCQqK!1GpmOXMEujuTFAFxUBgk1C5RS4JZQLwSXBklo0040g0
Pastebin vs /gfg/:https://pastebin.com/Xr6H7zPM
Team Art
The main VGLX team
The VGLX bench
Original concept art for the "Bote Girls" player
Unity-chan's Golden Boot award from /vg/'s winning Summer 2018 team
| Achievements | ||
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| /vg/ League | ||
| Preceded by /vg/ League 9  /aog/
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/vg/ League Champions /vg/ League X (1st title) |
Incumbent |
