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/wg/

Stillabunt Eam

/wg/ - Wallpapers/General

Founded

May 2012

Owner

Jeff Goldblum

IRL manager

Managers:
Moze !!Moze78KszJJ
Meno !!o5KIJgy4fQA

Collective:
Management !!dfLURkaSEK+
Engineer:
Mint

Team colors

Chat color

3760AE
Photoshop Blue

Ranking

10 (

1)

Highest rank

1st (September 2013)

Lowest rank

42nd (August 2018)

Top scorer

Cunt Destroyer (67)

Top assister

Spacecat (19+)

Captain

Cunt Destroyer

Website

/wg/ - Wallpapers/General

Nickname

The Da/wg/s

Home ground

Mont Cervin

Historic performance

50	13	39			102				49.02%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
198	188	+10

Biggest win
/sci/	1–7	/wg/
September 29, 2012

Biggest defeat
/f/	10–0	/wg/
September 9, 2012

First match
/wg/	1–1	/po/
May 16, 2012

Elite Cup
Appearances	10 (First in Winter 13)
Best result	1st, Summer 13
Babby Cup
Appearances	8 (First in Autumn 12)
Best result	1st, Autumn 12

Team music

Anthem	Winger - Battlestations
Anthem 2	Lucas Pope, Armesto - Theme to "Papers, Please" (Orchestral)
Anthem 3	The Rolling Stones - Paint It, Black

Goal horn	Sporty-o - Let Me Hit It
Alt-horn	MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー
Alt-horn	Give Her (The Dick)
Alt-horn	slacker - plswaveback
Alt-horn	Theme to "Boss Nigger"
Alt-horn	Master P - I Got The Dank
Alt-horn	Lemon Demon - Reaganomics

Kits

Home kit
Away kit

/wg/ - That place you go when you're sick of your wallpaper. It has a team? Who knew? It's actually quite a good one... Underestimate at your own peril.
Join the team Discord!

Roster

Main article: /wg/ Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

Bliss

13

	LB

mnml

17

	CB

Dark Side of the Moon

21

	CB

Holy Fucking Shit Dude, How Big Is Your Monitor

4

	RB

Nudes

10

	DMF

Descartes

8

	DMF

Comfy

7

	LMF

Boss Nigger

20

	RMF

Brutalism

9

	AMF

Helios

11

	CF

Cunt Destroyer

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

Save One Leave One

16

	LB

Original Content

14

	LB

>>>/w/

15

	CB

Zdzisław Beksiński

2

	CB

Rainmeter

18

	CB

Cybercunt

23

	RB

Traditional Art

5

	RB

Orgy Dog

6

	CMF

Dank Papes

19

	CMF

I Am Very Sad

22

	LMF

Ronald Raygun

3

	RMF

Hey /wg/ It's My Birthday

Team Photo

Top: Boss Nigger, Keep Calm, Fuckscapes, Headphone Girl, Bliss
Bottom: Cunt Destroyer (Captain), Descartes, Dark Side of the Moon, Rainmeter, Spacecat, Goldblum
Accolades: Autumn 2014 3rd Place, Summer 2013 1st Place, Autumn 2012 1st Place
* Photo taken prior to Autumn 2015

Music Corner

We've moved! Find us in the infobox to the right.

Wallpaper of the Month

Results

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
May 16, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Spacecat 57'
May 26, 2012	/g/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-2 W	Nudes 42' Spacecat 45+' Illustrations 53'
June 2, 2012	/jp/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	Goldblum 8' Cunt Destroyer 47'
September 9, 2012	/f/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-10 L
September 22, 2012	/po/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-3 L	Cunt Destroyer 22' Spacecat 90+1'
September 29, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	7-1 W	Widescreen 22' Cunt Destroyer 40', 42', 79', 85' Spacecat 55', 62'
October 13, 2012	/fa/	Group Stage ABC2012	3-2 W	Goldblum 19', 90+1' Cunt Destroyer 48'
October 13, 2012	/po/	Group Stage ABC2012	2-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 32', 71'
October 19, 2012	/vp/	Group Stage ABC2012	0-4 L
October 20, 2012	/o/	Round of 16 ABC2012	2-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 12', 45+1'
October 20, 2012	/hm/	Quarterfinals ABC2012	3-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 27', 34' Noir 89'
October 21, 2012	/vg/	Semifinals ABC2012	3-0 W	Cunt Destroyer 16', 41', 66'
October 21, 2012	/r9k/	Final ABC2012	5-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 29', 69', 89' Spacecat 55', 81'
December 8, 2012	/r9k/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	Spacecat 21' Cunt Destroyer 55'
February 8, 2013	/y/	Group Stage WC2013	2-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 28' Spacecat 87'
February 10, 2013	/tv/	Group Stage WC2013	2-1 W	Spacecat 56' Cunt Destroyer 72'
February 16, 2013	/trv/	Group Stage WC2013	2-0 W	Spacecat 27', 33'
February 23, 2013	/mu/	Round of 16 WC2013	4-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 18', 45', 83' Spacecat 70'
February 24, 2013	/toy/	Quarterfinals WC2013	1-3 L	Cunt Destroyer 17'
April 6, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Descartes 87'
April 14, 2013	/n/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	Descartes 56'
July 12, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 23', 59', 85'
July 19, 2013	/int/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	Spacecat 50', 72'
August 16, 2013	/fa/	Group Stage SC2013	2-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 39', 45+'
August 18, 2013	/soc/	Group Stage SC2013	3-3 D	Cunt Destroyer 2', 6' Headphone Girl 76'
August 24, 2013	/cgl/	Group Stage SC2013	2-0 W	Cunt Destroyer 58', 85'
August 31, 2013	/u/	Round of 16 SC2013	2-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 49', 67'
September 1, 2013	/a/	Quarterfinals SC2013	3-1 W	Headphone Girl 45', 51' Cunt Destroyer 80'
September 1, 2013	/v/	Semifinals SC2013	3-1 W	Headphone Girl 13' Spacecat 31' Descrates 87'
September 1, 2013	/mu/	Finals SC2013	2-1 W	Spacecat 103' Cunt Destroyer 105+'
September 22, 2013	/e/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 55', 85' Spacecat 90+'
September 29, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 W	Descartes 8' Cunt Destroyer 76'
January 12, 2014	/h/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-5 L
January 19, 2014	/u/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
February 15, 2014	/ck/	Group Stage WC2014	4-3 W	Cunt Destroyer 31', 52' Spacecat 70' Boss Nigger 90+'
February 21, 2014	/trv/	Group Stage WC2014	0-3 L
February 23, 2014	/vr/	Group Stage WC2014	2-0 W	Spacecat 15' Headphone Girl 58'
March 1, 2014	/an/	Round of 16 WC2014	0-0 (5-4) W
March 2, 2014	/mlp/	Quarterfinals WC2014	2-3 L	Cunt Destroyer 12' Descartes 67'
June 1, 2014	/wsg/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Spacecat 13'
June 6, 2014	/an/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-1 L
July 18, 2014	/ic/	Group Stage SC2014	0-2 L
July 20, 2014	/mu/	Group Stage SC2014	3-2 W	Cunt Destroyer 9', 30', 70'
July 26, 2014	/k/	Group Stage SC2014	0-2 L
October 17, 2014	/co/	Group Stage ABC2014	2-0 W	Cunt Destroyer 64', 81'
October 25, 2014	/e/	Group Stage ABC2014	1-1 D	Cunt Destroyer 21'
October 26, 2014	/w/	Group Stage ABC2014	2-3 L	Cunt Destroyer 61', 79'
November 1, 2014	/int/	Group Stage ABC2014	3-2 W	Cunt Destroyer 2' Spacecat 53', 90+'
November 8, 2014	/i/	Round of 16 ABC2014	2-0 W	Cunt Destroyer 100' Descartes 113'
November 9, 2014	/mlp/	Quarterfinals ABC2014	2-0 W	Headphone Girl 77' Cunt Destroyer 90+'
November 9, 2014	/e/	Semifinals ABC2014	2-3 L	Cunt Destroyer 15' Headphone Girl 60'
November 9, 2014	/n/	Third Place Match ABC2014	3-3 (4-3) W	Cunt Destroyer 19', 74' Minimalistic 56'
February 13, 2015	/h/	Group Stage WC2015	3-0 W	Descartes 3' Spacecat 53', 88'
February 15, 2015	/jp/	Group Stage WC2015	0-0 D
February 21, 2015	/toy/	Group Stage WC2015	0-0 D
February 28, 2015	/lit/	Round of 16 WC2015	0-3 L
July 31, 2015	/vr/	Group Stage SC2015	1-3 L	Descartes 73'
August 2, 2015	/tg/	Group Stage SC2015	1-2 L	Spacecat 37'
August 8, 2015	/co/	Group Stage SC2015	0-0 D
October 24, 2015	/trv/	Group Stage ABC2015	5-1 W	Ronald Raygun 13' Original Content 17' Rainmeter 35' Cunt Destroyer 69', 90+'
October 31, 2015	/h/	Group Stage ABC2015	1-2 L	Dank Pipes 39'
November 6, 2015	/vg/	Group Stage ABC2015	3-1 W	Descartes 8' Cunt Destroyer 27', 40'
November 8, 2015	/po/	Group Stage ABC2015	6-1 W	Dank Pipes 39' Boss Nigger 21' Descartes 27', 70' Cunt Destroyer 67'
November 14, 2015	/k/	Round of 16 ABC2015	3-2 W	Descartes 3', 33' Nature and Shit 104'
November 15, 2015	/out/	Quarter-finals ABC2015	1-4 L	Cunt Destroyer 45'
February 19, 2016	/mu/	Group Stage WC2016	1-3 L	Descartes 51'
February 21, 2016	/d/	Group Stage WC2016	0-2 L
February 27, 2016	/cm/	Group Stage WC2016	4-2 W	Ronald Raygun 27', 57' Cunt Destroyer 32', 73'
May 7, 2016	/m/	Group Stage SBC2016	3-5 L	Descartes 23' Nature and Shit 25' Ronald Raygun 59'
May 13, 2016	/h/	Group Stage SBC2016	4-3 W	Cunt Destroyer 19', 75' Descartes 42' Slut Girl 57'
May 15, 2016	/gif/	Group Stage SBC2016	2-2 D	Cunt Destroyer 27' Original Content 45+2'
May 21, 2016	/soc/	Round of 16 SBC2016	4-4 (3-5) L	Nature and Shit 12' Cunt Destroyer 47', 62', 80'
October 29, 2016	/int/	Group Stage ABC2016	3-4 L	Cunt Destroyer 17' Helios 45+1' Descartes 49'
November 4, 2016	/p/	Group Stage ABC2016	2-6 L	Cunt Destroyer 22' Spacecat 38'
November 6, 2016	/his/	Group Stage ABC2016	3-0 W	Cunt Destroyer 44', 58' Goldblum 78'
May 13, 2017	/c/	Group Stage SBC2017	2-0 W	Cunt Destroyer 11' Descartes 54'
May 19, 2017	/y/	Group Stage SBC2017	2-2 D	Cunt Destroyer 38', 63'
May 21, 2017	/an/	Group Stage SBC2017	1-2 L	Helios 72'
May 27, 2017	/co/	Round of 16 SBC2017	3-1 W	Helios 18', 63' Descartes 75'
May 28, 2017	/tg/	Quarterfinals SBC2017	2-1 W	Descartes 15', 29'
May 28, 2017	/n/	Semifinals SBC2017	1-2 L	Spacecat 28'
May 28, 2017	/an/	Third Place Match SBC2017	0-2 L
July 28, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C	2-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 33' Descartes 42'
July 30, 2017	/his/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C	2-1 W	Helios 20' Comfy 27'
August 5, 2017	/s4s/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C	2-1 W	Descartes 8', 21'
August 12, 2017	/an/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	0-1 L
February 17, 2018	/k/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group F	0-4 L
February 23, 2018	/tv/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group F	0-0 D
February 25, 2018	/tg/	2018 4chan Winter Cup Group F	1-3 L	Communism 63'
May 5, 2018	/v/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	0-0 D
May 13, 2018	/lgbt/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	2-0 W	Descartes 28' Cunt Destroyer 60'
May 19, 2018	/fa/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	2-3 L	Cunt Destroyer 75' Descartes 90+3'
May 20, 2018	/e/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H	2-3 L	Descartes 45+1', 47'
October 26, 2018	/co/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group C	4-4 D	Helios 26' Comfy 32' Descartes 47' I Am Very Sad 79'
October 28, 2018	/c/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group C	1-2 L	Descartes 12'
November 3, 2018	/fa/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group C	2-1 W	Cunt Destroyer 5' Boss Nigger 81'
November 10, 2018	/s4s/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	1-1 (4-3) W	I Am Very Sad 12'
November 18, 2018	/pol/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Quarterfinals	2-4 L	Cunt Destroyer 4', 45+3'
February 16, 2019	/jp/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group F	2-2 D	Helios 40' Ronald Raygun 82'
February 22, 2019	/u/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group F	2-6 L	Helios 8' Cunt Destroyer 90+5'
February 24, 2019	/n/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group F	4-3 W	Orgy Dog 11' Descartes 21' Helios 34' Cunt Destroyer 54'
March 2, 2019	/biz/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	2-4 L	Cunt Destroyer 72', 84'
July 19, 2019	/x/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group A	3-0 W	Helios 14', 52' Ronald Raygun 75'
July 21, 2019	/gd/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group A	1-1 D	Helios 13'
July 27, 2019	/cm/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Group A	1-0 W	Helios 51'
August 3, 2019	/vg/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	1-0 W	WIIIIIIIIIIINDS! 84'
August 4, 2019	/w/	2019 4chan Summer Cup Quarterfinals	3-4 L	Cunt Destroyer 50' Descartes 78' Helios 105+0'

Rivalries


The Wallpapers Derby The founding of new comer team /w/, the anime wallpaper board, saw that /wg/ finally had a team to be considered as a rival. With both wallpaper boards getting drawn into Group B of the 2014 Autumn Babby Cup, the first ever Wallpaper Derby took place. In one of the most exciting matches in that tournament, /wg/ looked to be coming out with a win. To everyone's amazement, /w/ turned around the result scoring twice in the last five minute, leaving victorious on a 3-2 win. However, /wg/ got the last laugh that cup. On the final day they earned promotion, a result that ended with /w/ just missing out on their first ever Elite Cup. The two teams came together as one to participate in the Tag Team Cup to create /wu/, Wallpapers United. In classic /wg/ fashion, they won, once again securing the title of Greatest Of All Teams in the name of the Wallpapers. [to be updated]
0-0-2


The True Champion Bowl Okay so basically /mu/ was some salty-ass bitches after /wg/ schmacked em in the round of 16, winter '13, and so /wg/ decided to make em learn what it means to hurt, and did em doggy-style, snatching the star in the next elite cup right from /mu/'s melon-loving asses in the final. Then /wg/ beat em again in summer '14 just because they were there and /wg/ was like, "lol, why not." Then later /mu/ finally beat /wg/ in some cup no one cares about and /mu/ was so excited that the entire base of fans, mangers, and players creamed their collective jeans in a piercing, childish squee, referencing some lame screamo song about some old book that also no one cares about. Things returned to normal when /wg/ trounced /mu/ in [TBD].
3-0-1

Honors

Team Awards

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Champions
2013 4chan Summer Cup: Champions
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Third Place

Individual Awards

Player	Awards
Cunt Destoyer	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Boot - 13 Goals 2013 4chan Summer Cup: Golden Boot - 10 Goals 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Boot - 11 Goals 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Goal of the Tournament 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Ball - 8 Assists
Spacecat	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Golden Ball - 6 Assists 2013 4chan Summer Cup: Golden Ball - 8 Assists

Other Awards

2013 4chan Summer Cup: Bandwagoner's Choice
2013 4chan Summer Cup: Team of the Tournament
2014 4chan Summer Cup: Best Fans


2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: Goal of the Tournament

Unofficial Awards

Tag Team Cup: Champions (as /wu/)
Tag Team Cup 2: Champions (as /wu/)

Exports and Aesthetics

Tactical Export: 2020 Winter Cup: Deadline
Aesthetics Export: 2020 Winter Cup: Initial, not final
Audio Export: 2020 Winter Cup: Initial, not final

Team Images


Wallpapers for the Wallpaper God.	The team celebrating a Cunt Destroyer goal.	Cunt Destroyer scoring the first goal in one of the fastest 4CC braces during the 2013 Summer Cup.	Promotional poster for the 2014 Autumn Quarterfinal match between /wg/ and /mlp/.

Trivia

To this day, /wg/ still holds the record for having the worst defeat ever: 10-0 against /f/ in a friendly.
In the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, the team took part in a scandal that was named "Wardrobe Malfunction." /wg/ had already qualified for the 2013 4chan Winter Cup with one matchday remaining in the group. To avoid having medal players injured or tired, they were all rested in the final match against /vp/. This led to much speculation about rigging, as /wg/ proceeded to lose 4-0 to /vp/. Combined with /fa/'s manager (who was supposedly out on a date) arrogantly instructing Germanbro to rest his gold players against /po/, this led to several laughs and anal devastation over what had just transpired.
- This was later revealed to be a missing chapter of Dragongate - basically, /fa/'s manager turned out to be the Preston (a former /vp/ manager) with a different name. In short, he got control of /vp/ back from "Gallow" and was actually controlling both /fa/ and /vp/ in the same cup. This is why the result of /wg/ vs /vp/ is nullified in match records, along with /po/ vs /fa/ in the respective team histories.
After the 2013 4chan Summer Cup, /wg/ became the first ever team to win both a Babby Cup and an Elite Cup, and the first to hold both cups at the same time.
Before the cup regulated height, /wg/ was the tallest team in any official competition.
/wg/ was Nuevo Elite for almost 2 years, between the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup and the 2014 4chan Summer Cup.
/wg/ holds the record longest winning streak in cup history, it lasted for 12 games.
Cunt Destroyer won the most Golden Boots in the cup with 3, and also holds the record of most goals scored in a single cup with 13 goals in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.
/wg/ earned a cup medal each year in the first three years of their existence: 1st Place in Autumn 2012, 1st Place in Summer 2013, and 3rd place in Autumn 2014.

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Champions

Preceded by Inaugural Champions	2012 Autumn Cup Champions (1st title)	Succeeded by 2013 Autumn Cup Champions /toy/

Preceded by 2012 Spring Cup Champions /m/	2012 Autumn Cup Champions (1st title)	Succeeded by 2013 Spring Cup Champions /mlp/

2013 4chan Summer Cup Champions

Preceded by 2012 Summer Cup Champions /sp/	2013 Summer Cup Champions (1st title)	Succeeded by 2014 Summer Cup Champions /mu/

Preceded by 2013 Winter Cup Champions /sp/	2013 Summer Cup Champions (1st title)	Succeeded by 2014 Winter Cup Champions /trv/

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