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We are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes obscure) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general.
Then arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.
Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?
History
After being formed, the team was entirely Eggman because there were no aesthetics and we dropped out after a mediocre group stage in VGL 8. With little remaining interest, we lowered it into the grave.
However, the spirit of The Omnissiah possessed us to try again many years later, and a resurrected /egg/ with turbo-boosted models managed to autopilot all the way through to 7th place in VGL 12 with the power
of broken physics.
The following year was a rollercoaster with a fall to 40th place in VGL 13, then riding a meme train of 17 CBs all the way back up to joint 7th with /domg/ for VGL 14.
All we can really say about this is REMOVE MANAGER remove manager you are worst manager. you are the manager idiot you are the manager smell.
Info
Proof of Interest:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/255847917/#255928327
https://www.strawpoll.me/17913491/r (most recent - 2019/04/30)
Note from the caretaker:
This team is eternally on autopilot because none of us understand divegrass, so if anyone wants to take the reins for a tactics pastebin then look for me in Discord (or just yell in the thread).
I'd try them myself but trusting an """AI""" sort of fits our theme, and >implying I play PES
- Possum
Roster
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Match History
Official Matches
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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2017, June 2nd | ![]() |
/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage | 0 - 1 | John Madden ![]() |
2017, June 3rd | ![]() |
/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage | 1 - 3 | Smug Marek ![]() |
2017, June 4th | ![]() |
/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers - Group stage | 1 - 0 | KEEEEEEEEN ![]() |
2019, June 9 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 12 - Group stage | 2 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
2019, June 15 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 12 - Group stage | 5 - 0 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() |
2019, June 21 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 12 - Group stage | 2 - 0 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
2019, June 29 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 12 - Round of 16 | 4 - 2 | Thomasformer ![]() ![]() |
2019, June 30 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 12 - Quarterfinals | 0 - 1 | >Physician ![]() |
2019, November 22 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 13 - Group stage | 2 - 3 | Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons ![]() ![]() |
2019, December 1 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 13 - Group stage | 3 - 4 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() ![]() FUCKING AEIOU ![]() |
2019, December 7 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 13 - Group stage | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
2020, June 7 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 14 - Group stage | 4 - 2 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
2020, June 13 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 14 - Group stage | 4 - 1 | CLANG ![]() ![]() |
2020, June 19 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 14 - Group stage | 2 - 2 | CLANG ![]() |
2020, June 27 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 14 - Round of 16 | 1 - 1 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() Penalties (4 - 1): CLANG ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
2020, June 28 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 14 - Quarterfinals | 1 - 3 | CLANG ![]() |
2020, November 21 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 15 - Group stage | - | ![]() |
2020, November 27 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 15 - Group stage | - | ![]() |
2020, December 6 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 15 - Group stage | - | ![]() |
Unofficial Matches
As you can see, we display incredible skill even during friendly matches.
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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2019, September 29th | ![]() |
/vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 0 - 2 | - |
2019, October 4th | ![]() |
/vg/ League 13 Friendlies | 0 - 1 | - |
2020, March 22 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 1 - 2 | Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() |
2020, March 27 | ![]() |
/vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 3 - 4 | CLANG ![]() Mechanically Engineered Autism ![]() ![]() |
2020, September 25th | ![]() |
/vg/ League 15 Friendlies | 1 - 2 | CLANG ![]() KEEEEEEEEN ![]() |
Player Autistics
Player | Goals | Assists | MotMs |
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CLANG | 16 | 5 | 6 |
Mechanically Engineered Autism | 5 | 5 | 1 |
Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons | 4 | 9 | 0 |
Thomasformer | 4 | 3 | 1 |
Chaos Engine | 1 | 3 | 0 |
Smug Marek | 1 | 1 | 0 |
EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME | 1 | 0 | 0 |
KEEEEEEEEN | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Saves
Keeper | Saves |
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Eggman | 22 |
Nick "Unification" Smart | 3 |
Early Access Sandbox Game | 2 |
Robokek | 1 |
Eggman is our pride and joy, so we made him captain.
Then we stuck him in goal.
Don't worry, we definitely know what we're doing.
Records
Landing Gear On Rotors On Pistons: scored the latest goal in a regulation length match in the /vg/ League, scoring at 90+8' against /mcg/, beating the previous record by a second!
Physicians
aieou: our first own goal - directly off his ass - which lost us the VGL 13 /vrg/ group stage match. Good job, son.
Exports
If something's fucked, I swear it's the Omnissiah's doing
Current - /vg/ League 15 (subject to change) | /vg/ League 15 Friendlies | /vg/ League 14 | /vg/ League 14 Friendlies | /vg/ League 13 | /vg/ League 13 Friendlies | /vg/ League 12 |
Aes. (First of PES 19) |
Aes. - lost to time |