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Revision as of 13:05, 12 February 2021
/asp/ F.C. is the football club of the Alternative Sports and Wrestling 4chan board. Born in 2013, both the board and the team have undergone quite a few identity changes over the years. What started off as predominantly a hub for mixed martial arts discussion with occasional wrestling talk thrown in has transformed into its own counter-culture mecca of mostly wrestling-related shitposting, while also serving as a home for other folks seeking to discuss forms of entertainment considered too out-of-place on /sp/. Perennially strong but still looking to break through to the next level, /asp/ has developed into a Cup favorite squad and will seek to bring home the gold to their dedicated /asp/ies.
Offseason Discord Server, mmmmmmmm you don't wanna mess with that.
/asp/ was split by the mods in the Winter of '21. That's the end, brother.
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Exports - Autumn Cup Export
Current: https://www.mediafire.com/file/fi5n88sx4qtrvhj/ASP_fixed_Autumn_Export_2019.zip
Backup: http://www.mediafire.com/file/y93yjb48041j8zy/
Other Special Goalhorns/Anthems
Victory Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEssh-ifWmo
Undercarder Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELcze5ASdUc
KWAB Goal: https://voca.ro/2T96YyUs5zi
HUGE Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZAuFBJlCjY
Existential Tony Hawk Goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvziPPpryv0
Team History
Main Article: /asp/ History
When Spring 2020 first arrived, it seemed like this cup was just going to be more of the same. /asp/ fell in their first match 1-2 to /k/ in a solid defensive performance but one that once again featured some unfortunate chokes from their now aging ace Hollywood John. But unlike in groups past, /asp/ started to receive some good fortune coming their way. First, /diy/ and /bant/ ended up drawing their match, meaning controlling their own destiny was still very much in the cards. They then took advantage of this opening with a 2-1 victory over /bant/ in their second match, all the while /k/ suddenly imploded with a 1-4 loss against /diy/. Suddenly, /asp/ was sitting relatively comfortably with one match to play, second in their group with a two goal GD advantage over a team they had already played. All they needed to do to clinch it was beat another autopilot in /diy/...
...aaaaaand they almost choked it. A goal from Undercarder was immediately met with by a goal from MacGyver, and that scoreline ended up holding for the full 90 minutes. In a match where they could've punched their ticket to summer with a win, /asp/ was now left waiting on the final match of the group, praying for a sign of life from /bant/ to help match up against what initially seemed like a pretty solid /k/ squad. Things looked bad early with Zergface scoring off a cross in the 29th minute and /k/ completely shutting down the /bant/ attack for all of the first half. It looked like it was going to be yet another cup of heartbreak...and then, A FUCKING LEAF happened. Leaf Girl found a way to break through the /k/ defense for an equalizer in the 61st minute, and it was there that the scoreline held: /asp/ wins, 1-1
/asp/ had done it. It required a lot of luck and relying on a fucking leaf, but they had done it. For the first time in their 7-year history as a divegrass squad, /asp/ had managed to promote to the Elite cup on their own volition. While they did end up dropping out ignominiously in the Round of 16 4-2 to old foe /s4s/, they had still managed to accomplish something unprecedented for their squad. But as a price, it became clear that the old dog Cena had lost the juice that had powered him years ago, and that moves needed to be made. Cena had saved /asp/'s ass many an eon ago, but his time was up, and Undercarder's time was now. Uncaged from the confines of the babbies, and with a new ace leading the way, /asp/ are now looking to finish what they started all those years ago during The Streak, and finally bring home The Cup.
Roster
Photo of 2020 Summer Cup Squad
Top: VACANT, Jannetty, HBGay Magazine, KeMonito, Boomericho, Jim Cucknette
Bottom: KWAB, DEAN, Undercarder, Big Bible AJ, Triple Cage
Main Article: /asp/ Roster
(Note: Positions and Medals are Subject to Change)
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Fixtures/Results
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Replays |
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July 20, 2013 | /vp/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-2 W | FAHN DAHN GOOO 9' The Dazzler 33' CENAWINSLOL 83' |
Link (Boris's Twitch because >Trashd) Skip to 17 minutes |
July 21, 2013 | /adv/ | 2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 4-2 W | Rodney Mullen 14' CENAWINSLOL 17', 21', 54' |
Link (YouTube) |
September 22, 2013 | /h/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | CENAWINSLOL 39' | Link (Dailymotion because >Twitch) |
September 28, 2013 | /gd/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | CENAWINSLOL 26' | Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 20 minutes |
October 26, 2013 | /an/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-1 D | FAHN DAHN GOOO 23' | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
October 26, 2013 | /out/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 2-2 D | Pic-A-Nic Basket 57' CENAWINSLOL 72' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
October 27, 2013 | /vp/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 4-1 W | Bork Lazer 5' American Dragon 9', 12', 33' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
October 27, 2013 | /s/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 0-2 L | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) | |
November 15, 2013 | /adv/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-4 L | Bork Lazer 58' | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
November 17, 2013 | /po/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-0 W | CENAWINSLOL 40', 90+' Rodney Mullen 43' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
November 23, 2013 | /c/ | 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Bork Lazer 8' | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
January 12, 2014 | /c/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | American Dragon 44' | Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 3 hours 5 minutes |
January 26, 2014 | /n/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | this match was awful, i'm not even putting a link to it | |
February 15, 2014 | /mlp/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0 W | American Dragon 33', 90+' CENAWINSLOL 77' |
Link (YouTube) |
February 21, 2014 | /s/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0 W | American Dragon 23' Rodney Mullen 28' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
February 23, 2014 | /m/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup | 0-2 L | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) | |
March 1, 2014 | /v/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup Ro16 | 2-2 (7-6) W |
CENAWINSLOL 33', 86' | Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
March 2, 2014 | /trv/ | 2014 4chan Winter Cup QF | 3-4 L | CENAWINSLOL 2' Rodney Mullen 77' American Dragon 90+' |
Link to Highlights (Dailymotion) |
June 6, 2014 | /sp/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 1 hour 24 minutes | |
June 8, 2014 | /po/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | American Dragon 10' Bones Jones 68' |
Link (4chan Cup Twitch) Skip to 2 hours 38 minutes |
July 19, 2014 | /pol/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | CENAWINSLOL 40' NOT /ASP/ 81' |
Link to Highlights (Youtube) |
July 25, 2014 | /soc/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 0-2 L | Link to Highlights (Youtube) | |
July 27, 2014 | /s4s/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | CENAWINSLOL 80' FUCK THIS COMPANY 86' |
Link to Highlights (Youtube) |
August 2, 2014 | /h/ | 2014 4chan Summer Cup Ro16 | 0-1 L | Link to Highlights (Youtube) | |
February 14, 2015 | /tg/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-1 D | Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 17' | Link to Highlights (Youtube) |
February 20, 2015 | /an/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 1-0 W | CENAWINSLOL 90+' | |
February 22, 2015 | /n/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup | 5-0 W | CENAWINSLOL 11', 47', 64' Pipebomb 21' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 42' |
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February 28, 2015 | /hr/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Ro16 | 3-0 W | Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 10' American Dragon 66', 90+' (pen.) |
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March 1, 2015 | /lit/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup QF | 0-2 L | ||
August 1, 2015 | /tv/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 1-3 L | CENAWINSLOL 10' | |
August 7, 2015 | /e/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 3-1 W | American Dragon 20' CENAWINSLOL 35' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 51' |
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August 9, 2015 | /vp/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0 W | American Dragon 38' CENAWINSLOL 68' |
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August 15, 2015 | /vr/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup Ro16 | 2-1 W | American Dragon 32' CENAWINSLOL 110' |
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August 16, 2015 | /mlp/ | 2015 4chan Summer Cup QF | 1-3 L | CENAWINSLOL 33' | |
February 19, 2016 | /fit/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 1-1 D | Bruce Lee 79' | |
February 21, 2016 | /soc/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 W | Bruce Lee 53' CENAWINSLOL 90+1' |
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February 27, 2016 | /k/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup | 6-0 W | CENAWINSLOL 5', 59' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 9', 15', 31' Bruce Lee 45+1' |
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March 5, 2016 | /s4s/ | 2016 4chan Winter Cup Ro16 | 2-2 (3-4) L |
American Dragon 45+1' Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 90+3' |
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August 5, 2016 | /e/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup | 1-3 L | Bruce Lee 7' | |
August 7, 2016 | /mu/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup | 2-2 D | Big Match John 12', 86' | |
August 13, 2016 | /w/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup | 3-1 W | BROTHER NERO 32', 85' Big Match John 90+7' |
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August 20, 2016 | /soc/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup Ro16 | 3-2 W | BROTHER NERO 11', 62' Big Match John 58' |
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August 21, 2016 | /mlp/ | 2016 4chan Summer Cup QF | 3-2 L | Big Match John 35' BROTHER NERO 82' |
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February 11, 2017 | /u/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 0-0 D | ||
February 17, 2017 | /s4s/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 1-0 W | Big Match John 26' | |
February 19, 2017 | /n/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0 W | Airport General MK XI 8' Bork Lazer 48' Big Match John 90+2' |
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February 25, 2017 | /h/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup Ro16 | 3-1 W | BROTHER NERO 6' Bruce Lee 51', 90+1' |
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February 26, 2017 | /sp/ | 2017 4chan Winter Cup QF | 1-3 L | BROTHER NERO 33' | |
July 28, 2017 | /wg/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 1-2 L | CENAWINSLOL 78' | |
July 30, 2017 | /s4s/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 3-3 D | BRAAAAUUUUUUUN 17' CENAWINSLOL 34' BROTHER NERO 42' |
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August 5, 2017 | /his/ | 2017 4chan Summer Cup | 0-2 L | ||
October 28, 2017 | /pol/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-2 L | Smashcast VOD | |
November 3, 2017 | /n/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | THE BIG DOG 90+1' | Smashcast VOD |
November 5, 2017 | /e/ | 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | THE GAY COMMUNITY? 33' | Smashcast VOD |
May 4, 2018 | /cm/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-0 W | Bruce Lee 3', 16' | |
May 6, 2018 | /m/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Undercarder 49' | |
May 12, 2018 | /gif/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-1 L | ||
May 18, 2018 | /mu/ | 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-2 W | Big Bible AJ 34', 77' Punished John 45+0' |
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October 27, 2018 | /pol/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Hollywood John 55' | |
November 2, 2018 | /mu/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-0 D | ||
November 4, 2018 | /fit/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Undercarder 18' | |
May 3, 2019 | /fa/ | 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-1 W | Undercarder 27' Big Match John 50' Ding-Dong Diddly 60' |
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May 4, 2019 | /p/ | 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 0-2 L | ||
May 5, 2019 | /cm/ | 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 0-3 L | ||
October 25, 2019 | /f/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Summer of '92 73' | |
October 27, 2019 | /trv/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Undercarder 71', 76' | |
November 2, 2019 | /aco/ | 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-2 W | Undercarder 23', 45+0', 81' | |
April 24, 2020 | /k/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | KWAB 26' | |
April 26, 2020 | /bant/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Hollywood John 53' KWAB 63' |
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May 2, 2020 | /diy/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Undercarder 26' | |
May 9, 2020 | /s4s/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Ro16 | 2-4 L | Undercarder 26' Big Bible AJ 82' |
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July 18, 2020 | /x/ | 2020 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1 L | ||
July 24, 2020 | /wsg/ | 2020 4chan Summer Cup | 4-2 W | Undercarder 10', 18', 56' KWAB 28' |
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July 26, 2020 | /out/ | 2020 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1 D | KWAB 72' | |
October 24, 2020 | /k/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-0 W | Kemonito 42' Big Bible AJ 89' KWAB 90+2' |
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October 30, 2020 | /wsg/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Kemonito 45+1' KWAB 83' |
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November 1, 2020 | /3/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Undercarder 60' | |
November 7, 2020 | /f/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-5 L | KWAB 19' | |
January 30, 2021 | /m/ | 2021 4chan Winter Cup | 1-3 L | The Undercarder 17' | |
February 5, 2021 | /p/ | 2021 4chan Winter Cup | |||
February 7, 2021 | /cm/ | 2020 4chan Winter Cup |
Invitationals
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Replays |
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June 22, 2013 | /gd/ | DrBorisG's Friendlies | 2-2 D | FAHN DAHN GOOO 48' The Dazzler 62' |
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November 2, 2013 | /g/ | Halloween Bowl 2013 | 2-0 W | Kane 2' The Boogeyman 6' |
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July 20, 2013 | /lit/ | Halloween Bowl 2013 | 4-1 W | Kane 6', 66' The Boogeyman 49', 90+' |
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July 20, 2013 | /c/ | Halloween Bowl 2013 | 1-6 L | Kane 88' | |
January 18, 2015 | /jp/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | CENAWINSLOL 72' | |
January 24, 2015 | /f/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 4-0 W | Bork Lazer 27' American Dragon 41' (63) Box/MT/Kyo + Judo/BJJ/Wres 59' |
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January 25, 2015 | /4ccg/ | 2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | ||
August 21, 2015 | /y/ | Lark's Madness | 1-3 L | CENAWINSLOL ??' | |
January 12, 2018 | /fit/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Bork Lazer 35' THE GAY COMMUNITY? 45' |
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January 21, 2018 | /mu/ | 2018 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | THE GAY COMMUNITY? 12', 61' | |
September 28, 2018 | /sp/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 (5-3) W | American Dragon 49' | |
October 7, 2018 | /c/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-3 (2-4) L | American Dragon ??' CENAWINSLOL ??' Bork Lazer ??' |
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October 20, 2018 | /tv/ | 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-2 W | CENAWINSLOL 22', 54', 58' American Dragon 77' |
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March 8, 2020 | /cm/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | KWAB 23' Undercarder 49' |
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March 14, 2020 | /sp/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 (3-4) L | Hollywood John 64' | |
March 20, 2020 | /v/ | 2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 (6-5) W | Hollywood John 6' | |
March 20, 2020 | /vp/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Time to Lay the Tarps 52' Undercarder 73' |
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March 20, 2020 | /pol/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Krispen Wah 32' KWAB 71' |
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March 20, 2020 | /i/ | 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-3 L | Time to Lay the Tarps 9' Undercarder 34' |
Player Stats
Official Friendlies are included in these stats
Red denotes no longer on the team
Goalscorers
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