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Revision as of 17:52, 31 August 2023

/hag/
We Like Older Women
Hag logo.png
/hag/ - Hags
Founded January 14th 2022
Caretaker Reverse
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color 000000
Miosha Black
Top scorer END HER MENOPAUSE (7)
Top assister Pochimama (5)
Captain MIOSHA
Website /hag/ - Hags
Nickname /hag/gots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
3 3 5 11 27.27%
GF GA GD
16 25 -9
Biggest win
/wah/ Wah icon.png 0–3 Hag icon.png /hag/
17 March 23
Biggest defeat
/doog/ Doog icon.png 5–1 Hag icon.png /hag/
4 March 23
First match
/nasfaqg/ Nasfaqg icon.png 1–1 Hag icon.png /hag/
4 March 22
Team music
Anthem Older Women
Victory Anthem Stacy's mom
Goal horn Animal
MIOSHA Goal Horn Howling
MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn Wanwanwaoon
Pochimama Goal Horn Alien Alien
SEX DOG Goal Horn Wan-Wan House!
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn Cheeki Breeki
Kits


The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26. Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course. Impregnating all the hags is our goal.

Hag.jpg

History

Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.

Roster

No. Position Player
41
GK
Hatchling hag.jpg Hatchling Hag
31
CB
XXX02.jpg Daisenhag
32
CB
XXX03.jpg Dragon Tits
33
CB
XXX04.jpg Wine Aunt
34
DMF
XXX05.jpg Wakipai
29
RMF
XXX20.jpg WOMB
36
CMF
XXX07.jpg SEX DOG
37
LMF
XXX08.jpg Sex Potion Hag
40
AMF
XXX11.jpgEND HER MENOPAUSE
43
SS
XXX09.jpg Birbhag
38
CF
XXX10.jpg MIOSHA Captain
No. Position Player
67
GK
Averagehaggot.jpg Average Haggot
42
CB
XXX13.jpg Lolibaba
47
CB
XXX14.jpg Mature Turkey
35
CB
Bleachedhag.png Bleached Hag
30
DMF
XXX16.jpg Hagsmith
45
DMF
Ayamy.png Girlfriend
46
DMF
XXX18.jpg Calming Predator
44
DMF
Milestone.png 200th Milestone
49
DMF
XXX22.jpg Old Architecture
39
CMF
XXX06.jpg Pochimama
48
CMF
Goodending.jpg GOOD ENDING
50
CMF
XXX23.jpg Married

Player Statistics

Player Name Total Goals Total Assists Hag of The Match
END HER MENOPAUSE 7 3 2
Pochimama 3 5 0
Sex Potion Hag 3 0 1
MIOSHA 2 3 1
MMO Autist * 1 0 0
>tfw no wife 1 1 0
Birbhag 1 0 0
SEX DOG 1 0 0
Girlfriend * 0 1 0


Goalkeeper Total Saves
MILF 16
Have Sex and Reproduce 15
Ancient Goddess* 7
  • = player no longer on the team

Cup Record

Event Place
/vt/ League 2 8th
/vt/ League 3 25th
/vt/ League 4 28th

Official Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
VTLeague2 Logo.png
/vt/ League 2 		Group Stage
Group C 		Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 1–1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 26' 4 March 2022
Pcg icon.png /pcg/ 3‐1 Pochimama Goal 23' 6 March 2022
Vsj+ icon.png /vsj+/ 2‐0 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1'
MIOSHA Goal 61' 		11 March 2022
Round of 16 Moon icon.png /moon/ 2-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 18'
MMO Autist Goal 82' 		12 March 2022
Quarter-finals Nepolabo icon.png /nepolabo/ 3-0
;_;
 13 March 2022
VTLeague3 Logo.png
/vt/ League 3 		Group Stage Morig icon.png /morig/ 1-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 84' 3 September 2022
Wah icon.png /wah/ 4-4 Pochimama Goal 10', 90+1'
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1, 50' 		9 September 2022
Manstars icon.png /manstars/ 2-1 Goal 18' >tfw no wife 11 September 2022
VTLeague4 Logo.png
/vt/ League 4 		Group Stage Doog icon.png /doog/ 5-1 Birbhag Goal 85' 4 March 2023
Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 2-5 Sex Potion Hag Goal 60'
SEX DOG Goal 80' 		10 March 2023
Wah icon.png /wah/ 0-3 Sex Potion Hag Goal 4, 65'
MIOSHA Goal 88' 		17 March 2023
VTLeague5 Logo.png
/vt/ League 5 		Group Stage HoloX icon.png /holoX/ 2 September 2023
SkynetFC icon.png /skynetFC/ 8 September 2023
Vtwbg icon.png /vtwbg/ 10 September 2023

Unofficial Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
Vtl4friendlylogo.png
/vt/ League 4 Friendlies 		Friendlies Mogu icon.png /mogu/ 3-6 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 6', 21', 30', 37'
Pochimama Goal 45+3'
Miosha Goal 90+2' 		5 January 2023
HiRyS icon.png /HiRyS/ 4-1 Pochimama Goal 41'
Miosha Goal 67', 90+1'
Sex Potion Hag Goal 73' 		6 January 2023
GGG icon.png /GGG/ 4-2 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 19'
Miosha Goal 38', 41', 45+2' 		19 January 2023


Vtl5friendlylogo.png
/vt/ League 5 Friendlies 		Friendlies HoloX icon.png /holoX/ 3-3
(P.Ks 3-1) 		Birbhag Goal 44', 60'
Miosha Goal 90+0' 		17 August 2023
Vrt icon.png /vrt/ 1-1
(P.Ks 4-1) 		END HER MENOPAUSEGoal 45+0' 18 August 2023

Exports

Hag icon.png /hag/


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