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Honkai Star Rail: yet another "free-to-play" gacha game loosely connected to the Hoyoverse where you play the Trailblazer, a 7 day old [guy/gal] in the body of a 17 year old tasked with saving the universe who quickly gets outclassed by better characters except now you're on a space train and the action is turn-based. A game that offers you a new universe with near-infinite possibilities but sticks you in Space-China Colony Ship for most of it and 75% of it is cargo containers. A game that dangles different skins of the same 3-4 humanoid body types in front of you and won't let you have any of them unless you're willing to whale. A game where all the important women are lesbians, all the important men are volcels, and all the robots (except the best one) want to commit Suicide By Trailblazer. I fucking hate this game. Check out my maxed out team of 5-stars that I spent 1000s of dollars and hours to collect. | |||
/hsrg/ debuted in [[/vg/ League 21]], getting off to a strong start with a surprise win off [[/pmmm/]] despite 3 of their attackers being tiny as shit. Unfortunately, Literally Me spent more time blaming himself for mistakes than getting rebounds or putting headers on frame. /hsrg/ would go on to lose the following match to [[/kfg/]], and then get completely washed against [[/gig/]] in the first Hoyo Clásico after getting completely stonewalled by CEO of GEO. The Honkies plan to learn from this experience, come back stronger, get revenge on their Hoyoverse brother, and maybe one day they will finally take a trip to Planet Australia like they keep saying they will. | |||
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{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name=TASUKETE, SVAROG-KUN}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name={{tt|TASUKETE, SVAROG-KUN|Do not Clara unless you want a face full of laser in return}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name=Chinese Makima}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|Chinese Makima|Listen...she's your mommy now.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=HimeCone}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=HimeCone}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=TopASS}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|TopASS|The Space-IMF agent with massive backing.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=Trotterlord}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|Trotterlord|The Warp Trotter fell onto the field during tryouts and the crew gave it a jersey.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos=DMF |name=RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN|Caelus doesn't need anything but his trusty bat.}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name=GODpard}} | {{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|GODpard|Inshqlipoth, we will expel the IPC from our lands!}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name=Pitch Dark Hook The Great}} | {{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Pitch Dark Hook The Great|Cute little girl with a funny hat, her backstory will make you cry.}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name={{tt|E6 Qingque > | Name changes depending on who team is playing}}}} | {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name={{tt|E6 Qingque > | QQ is a lazy piece of shit but she's the best at it. Name changes depending on who team is playing.}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Hmph!}} | {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name={{tt|Hmph!|QQ's boss, the head Diviner. You think you can escape her foresight? Think again.}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name=Literally Me}}{{captain}} | {{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name={{tt|Literally Me|Wants to die, lashes out at everyone, hates when others try to heal him. Literally me.}}}}{{captain}} | ||
{{sq mid|bg=#262433|fg=#F4DEB7}} | {{sq mid|bg=#262433|fg=#F4DEB7}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=Pom-Pom}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name={{tt|Pom-Pom|Conductor of the Astral Express, just there to feed you Trailblazer rewards and complain about random bullshit.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Luochud}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Luochud}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Bro? Your Bronya?}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Bro? Your Bronya?}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Calcbros...}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Calcbros...}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=RISE, PENIS}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|RISE, PENIS|Wow, Sushang's got a big cock.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name=SEX ALARM}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|SEX ALARM|Space-English camwhore, banging the gong constantly when she sees you.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=SCAMpo}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|SCAMpo|We do a little trollin ;) }}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name=Retard 7th}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|Retard 7th|She can't remember anything or do anything useful but make ill-timed quips. Had to put her somewhere.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name=Trash Queen}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Trash Queen|If there's a trash can, Stelle will dig through it.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name=SURVIVE OR BE DESTROYED}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|SURVIVE OR BE DESTROYED|With Welt Yang, there is no other choice.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name=Mid Yuan}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Mid Yuan|The highest General on the Xianzhou Luofu with a massive Stand, but hits like a wet noodle in actual combat.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name=Jobqing}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Jobqing|Jing Yuan's retainer who has done nothing but get his ass kicked by literally everyone he challenges.}}}} | ||
{{sq end}} | {{sq end}} | ||
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Honkai Star Rail: yet another "free-to-play" gacha game loosely connected to the Hoyoverse where you play the Trailblazer, a 7 day old [guy/gal] in the body of a 17 year old tasked with saving the universe who quickly gets outclassed by better characters except now you're on a space train and the action is turn-based. A game that offers you a new universe with near-infinite possibilities but sticks you in Space-China Colony Ship for most of it and 75% of it is cargo containers. A game that dangles different skins of the same 3-4 humanoid body types in front of you and won't let you have any of them unless you're willing to whale. A game where all the important women are lesbians, all the important men are volcels, and all the robots (except the best one) want to commit Suicide By Trailblazer. I fucking hate this game. Check out my maxed out team of 5-stars that I spent 1000s of dollars and hours to collect.
/hsrg/ debuted in /vg/ League 21, getting off to a strong start with a surprise win off /pmmm/ despite 3 of their attackers being tiny as shit. Unfortunately, Literally Me spent more time blaming himself for mistakes than getting rebounds or putting headers on frame. /hsrg/ would go on to lose the following match to /kfg/, and then get completely washed against /gig/ in the first Hoyo Clásico after getting completely stonewalled by CEO of GEO. The Honkies plan to learn from this experience, come back stronger, get revenge on their Hoyoverse brother, and maybe one day they will finally take a trip to Planet Australia like they keep saying they will.
Roster
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Match History
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| November 29, 2023 |  /pmmm/
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/vg/ League 21 Group D |
3-1 W | Hmph!  5'E6 Qingque > Madokami 53'GODpard 90+3'
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| December 3, 2023 |  /kfg/
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/vg/ League 21 Group D |
3-4 L | E6 Qingque > Sugoi 9' Literally Me 60'Hmph! 84'
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| December 9, 2023 |  /gig/
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/vg/ League 21 Group D |
0-5 L | >honkai shart rail |
Team Awards
Player Statistics
Goals and Assists
| Player | Goals | Assists |
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| Hmph! | 2 | 2 |
| E6 Qingque > | 2 | 1 |
| GODpard | 1 | 0 |
| Literally Me | 1 | 0 |
| Jobqing | 0 | 1 |
MoTM Awards
| Player | Times Awarded |
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| E6 Qingque > | 1 |
