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Aesthestic Export: [https://mega.nz/#F!jBMi2TxS!jieZupMu1HDNnsZTV8qWCQ(Updated April 8th 2016)] | Aesthestic Export: [https://mega.nz/#F!jBMi2TxS!jieZupMu1HDNnsZTV8qWCQ(Updated April 8th 2016)] | ||
Music Export: [https://drive.google.com/file/d/1dldw8agvGGIoyF8vM2obRYu0bZfV-1Ib/view(Updated April 20th 2018)] | |||
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EXPORT
Spring 18 export
Tactical Export: (Updated April 20th 2018)
Aesthestic Export: April 8th 2016)
Music Export: April 20th 2018)
Introduction
Adult GIF is 4chan's board of crushed dreams, broken hearts and ruined egos. So if you ever do fancy watching some people have sex and don't know what to look for on your favourite site; pay /gif/ a visit, and you will find something to fulfil your appetite. Just don't expect much help to find the full video.
After their founding after the winter 2012 cup; /gif/ have never really amounted to much more than a team whose games can be treated as a time to go and stock up on snacks.
Their slow, boring play however saw rise to the legend that came to pass as the legend of Sauce Senior: The father to the original 5 Sauce brothers who filled up the front line of /gif/. After losing a long fight with cancer, his spirit now watches over the players of the team that continues to battle to finally take their place amongst the elite 32 and try for the winter and summer cups.
The team anthem is Don't say gif.
The goal horn is Bogs Bo-ASS! TITTIES! ASS N' TITTIES!
Roster
The current roster by starting/subs as of April 11th 2018.
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History
2012 - Tragedy, blunders, and plenty of Sauce
In the earlier days, /gif/ was simply a boring team with the gimmick of having a bench filled with different versions of Sauce players (Gibe Sauce, Need Sauce, Source, etc.) - all their players also had the same blank custom faces and the same height.
Due to the nature of the /gif/ player names, Germanbro made some commentary throughout early /gif/ matches about a certain Sauce Sr. who passed away after a long battle with illness.
As the team was very slow to find some actual personality, the tactical aspect seemed to be respectable enough, as it's rumored that /gif/ actually had a manager for this cup, someone named Rammak who only managed for this cup. With his tactics, /gif/ topped their 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup group, but did not qualify for the Summer Cup. In the controversial system used at the time, teams were randomly chosen to be in playoffs, and with that, /gif/ were stuck in a playoff against /sci/ where they lost 1-0.
The friendlies that followed mostly brought unmemorable displays. Not much more could be expected from an unmanaged team, but /gif/ did get an astonishing win over /k/, the 2012 4chan Winter Cup champion.
When the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup came around, there wasn't hype for /gif/ in a group of teams with few (if any) fans. They did start off strong with a 4-1 win over /lit/, a team whose manager got a bit of infamy for putting a bunch of players out of position for this match. Everything fell apart for /gif/ during their match against /soc/. Management made all the difference here because /soc/ had a manager correcting mistakes and pulling off a great comeback. /gif/, on the other hand, could only be guided by >PES and looked clueless after taking the 3-1 lead.
In the last match for /gif/ in this cup, a managerless /adv/ completely humiliated them in a blowout. A manager had shown up shortly after this cup, but would disappear after posting in the /vg/ 4chan cup threads for just a few days.
2013 - Stuck in the babbies
Until April 2013, /gif/ was completely inactive, and they returned to 4chan cup action with a win over /s/ in their only friendly just before the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup.
However, in the actual cup, /gif/ and /tv/ got the dubious distinction of being in the first cup opening match that ended up being a 0-0 draw. In the match that followed /gif/ saved a point with a late Sauce goal against /po/. Though /gif/ could dare to dream with the two points they had, the mighty >/vp/ eliminated them. It was in this match that /gif/ used the Bogs Bonny goalhorn for the first time. The reason for this was that a short-lived manager took over for /gif/ and left some time after the loss to /vp/.
A while before Autumn, /gif/ found management from Belugah. During this time, /gif/ ditched the boring gray kits in favor of new ones that had the shocked Bugs Bunny face and carrots all over.
This new /gif/ was rolling into the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup with momentum - they had two wins in a row before the cup and got a win in their cup rematch against /tv/. Then a >PES controversy came into play.
/gif/ lost 3-6 to /s/, and later drew 3-3 against /hr/. The point from the last draw set up a dramatic final stage of the group: if /tv/ beat /s/ 4-0, then /gif/ and /s/ would finish equal (2nd and 3rd place) on all stats including goals for, goal difference, etc.
And yep, you guessed it (or watched it): /tv/ managed the 4-0 victory that sparked the controversy and rule defining choice of who should advance, /gif/ on alphabet abuse (coming first in the alphabet since this is what >PES was actually going to do), or /s/ on the head-to-head (beating /gif/ 6-3).
After debate, it was decided that head-to-head prevailed, and /gif/ admitted defeat to /s/ to keep them in 3rd place and out of winter.
Despite a very exciting run of matches, the fact remained that /gif/ was still stuck in the babbies. Until...
2014 - Finally in a major cup, AND THEN BACK DOWN TO THE GRAVE
/gif/ advanced into the 2014 4chan Winter Cup cup along with /asp/ through the lack of a PES 2014 export from the managers of /pol/ and /fa/. Seeing as though the team had an export from the 2014 Winter Friendlies and were one of the two closest to advancing from the 2013 Autumn Babbies, /gif/ were placed into Group D along with /mu/, /gd/ and /u/.
The dream was finally a reality, but it got off to a boring start: /gif/ drew 0-0 with /u/ in their first match in a top 4chan cup. In a strange twist of events, /gif/ got propelled to the top of the table after beating a rigged /gd/ 4-0. Despite putting 3 in in the first half and Sauce adding another hat trick to his name, the main focus was on the intentional throwing of the game by /gd/'s manager. Said manager was subsequently banned from all interaction with the cup.
Following a /u/ defeat to /gd/, /gif/ was already secured in a top two position, with a win or draw putting them above /mu/. A well fought goal by Source put the team after half an hour and set the side on the way to victory. A great showing from the red conditioned number 1, 'Sexy Celebs', kept the dominant /mu/ at bay until Is This Real? sealed the deal with a late cheeky lob to set /gif/ happily on the top of the table. For the first time in their history, /gif/ was in the round of 16 of a major 4chan cup.
Unfortunately, the dream came to an end here: /gif/ lost out to a better, more experienced team in /toy/. It was a hard-fought match that went to extra time, but Madoka Titus gave /toy/ the only goal they needed at the 96th minute.
After reaching the Round of 16 in Winter, /gif/ were invited to their first ever Summer Cup. The heat couldn't be higher, being drawn into Group H alongside /toy/; the side that put an end to /gif/'s winter run, fan favorite /tg/, and an unpredictable /po/.
Following a forgettable draw with /po/, /toy/ had little trouble beating /gif/ 2-0 in their rematch. There was still some hope of avoiding relegation despite this poor form - /tg/ had lost their previous two matches and were already out of the cup.
Despite that, /gif/ choked when it mattered. Their last hopes of reaching the knock-outs were crushed by /tg/, who with an absent manager and nothing to lose, left their sliders down to the hearty roll of their trusty d20. None of that mattered as they went ahead, and defended the lead. /gif/ sat bottom of the group and finished one above bottom in the final rankings.
/gif/ manager Belugah !!01/5L+XFF/L retired after the Summer Cup; despite their best efforts, /gif/ were unable to find a new manager before the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup group draw. As a result of this, they could not sign up in time for Autumn. Before the end of the year, Golden_hue !!5rDXVksOLMi signed up to ensure /gif/'s return to a future cup.
2015 - Stuck in the babbies again
The year opened up with the 2015 4chan Winter Cup; /gif/ watched from the grave, as their spot in post-cup Rankings fell to the lowest spot, 60th, a result of the awful Summer 2014 performance and complete inactivity after said cup. The group draw for the Spring Babby Cup put /gif/ into Group G with newbie team /t/, >/m/, the supposedly mediocre /co/, and once-good /pol/. The first match against /pol/ seemed to be going the wrong way as /pol/ took a 2-1 lead throughout the second half after kickoff abuse and Jews scoring, but Sweet Reveal made a 90+ equalizer just in time to see /gif/'s first match in PES 15 end in a 2-2 draw.
/co/ had recently been bouncing back from their 5-1 loss to /m/ and kept up their good form against /gif/ in a 2-1 win. With 1 point out of two matches, /gif/ desperately needed wins, and got one against /m/. PES finally appeared to smile upon /gif/ after this because /m/ went back to their usual poor form and got a 2-2 draw against /pol/ in their last group match. Due to this result, /gif/ needed a strong win against /t/, but instead, /gif/ choked on all that sauce and could only get a draw that got /m/ through the group stage.
While they didn't make it to the Summer Cup this year, the team didn't look so bad in their first PES 2015 tournament. It seemed like with just a few improvements, /gif/ could qualify to the 2016 Winter Cup. In the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup's group stage draw, /gif/ looked like they were drawn in a decent group: /out/ was seen as one of the worst teams in the cup, along with /biz/ who were also in the same group. /x/ was having poor form since their promotion to the Summer Cup and the only clearly superior team in the group looked to be /fit/.
Initially, /gif/ started out strong with JAV scoring /gif/'s first goal of the cup against /x/. However, /x/ woke up soon and made a comeback to win 2-1. The next opponent was /fit/ and they slammed /gif/ in a 4-0 win that suddenly left /gif/ in bad shape. With 0 points and -5 goal difference, /gif/ needed to get two wins in their remaining matches to have a chance for some success. Instead, they lost again in their third group match against none other than /out/. This mathematically kept /gif/ in the Babbies after just 3 matches.
2016 - The nail in the coffin
Due to another change in the format of the babby cups, /gif/ now had to play in what some call the "Fetus Cup" - a qualifying round. This seemed to favor /gif/ as they got strong victories over the returning /fa/, and /adv/. They lost to /biz/, but the previous two victories were enough to get them into the 2016 Spring Babby Cup. Once there, they were drawn into a group with /m/, /h/, and /wg/. A 4-2 loss to /h/ left them feeling weak, but seemingly out of nowhere, /gif/ got an upset win over eventual Babby Cup winners /m/. From here on, things got...interesting, to say the least.
/gif/'s 2-2 draw against /wg/ that wrapped up Group E left both teams with the same points, goals for, goals against and even the same goal difference. A tiebreaking playoff was needed to determine who would get second place in the group, and who would get stuck in the babbies. /wg/ won said playoff, and qualified for the 2016 Summer Cup, but then weird events took place at the export deadline. /wg/ didn't put up an export on time, and /g/ never found a new manager after the previous babby cup. Everything seemed to be set for /gif/'s return to a major cup, but Golden_hue never posted an export, either. The previously mentioned playoff ended up being completely pointless. /adv/ and /a/ went to the 2016 Summer Cup, and the rest is history.
Golden_hue was suspended as a result of his actions, as he admitted his intentions not to post an export in the IRC. Due to Golden_hue's suspension and the lack of a new manager stepping up in time, /gif/ did not play in the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup. After the suspension ended just in time for the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup, Golden_hue never returned, and there was nobody else willing to manage /gif/. But then...
2018 - The return
Golden_hue returned! After two years, /gif/ were revived by the same man who once abandoned them, looking for redemption after the embarrassing events of 2016. /gif/'s first meaningful matches in two years will be in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers, against a fellow revived team and some newbies.
Results
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| March 4, 2012 |  /g/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 W | Sauce 37', 56', 82', 90+1'
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| March 10, 2012 |  /n/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 L | Sauce 89'
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| March 10, 2012 |  /y/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-3 D | Sauce ??', ??' PornDetective ??'
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| March 23, 2012 | /n/
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Group Stage SBC2012 | 3-0 W | Sauce 4' Jigglybutts 47'>GOREANDRAPE 82'
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| March 24, 2012 |  /cm/
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Group Stage SBC2012 | 1-1 D | Sauce 62'
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| March 25, 2012 |  /lit/
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Group Stage SBC2012 | 2-1 W | Source 75', 90+3'
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| March 31, 2012 |  /sci/
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Seed Qualifiers SBC2012 | 1-0 L | |
| May 26, 2012 |  /f/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | |
| June 2, 2012 |  /adv/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Is This Real? 64' Sauce 74'
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| June 9, 2012 |  /fa/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 3-1 L | Sauce 25'
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| August 19, 2012 |  /k/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 W | Sauce 11', 71' Goreandrape 49'
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| September 15, 2012 |  /ck/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-0 L | |
| September 30, 2012 | /f/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-1 L | Saurce 59'
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| October 13, 2012 | /lit/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 4-1 W | Sauce 41', 45+1' False Dichtonomy  61'Request&OCThread 71'
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| October 14, 2012 |  /soc/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 5-3 L | Sauce 6', 18', 54'
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| October 20, 2012 | /adv/
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Group Stage ABC2012 | 4-0 L | |
| April 12, 2013 |  /s/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Sauce 22' Isthisreal? 82'
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| May 3, 2013 |  /tv/
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Group Stage SBC2013 | 0-0 D | |
| May 5, 2013 |  /po/
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Group Stage SBC2013 | 2-2 D | Sauce 15', 85'
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| May 11, 2013 |  /vp/
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Group Stage SBC2013 | 2-1 L | Sauce 58'
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| September 29, 2013 |  /wsg/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 W | Sauce 21' Source 36', 84'
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| October 6, 2013 | /n/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-0 W | Sauce 22', 42' (pen.) Source 57'
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| November 16, 2013 | /tv/
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Group Stage ABC2013 | 2-0 W | Source 14' Epic Cumshot Guy 54'
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| November 22, 2013 | /s/
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Group Stage ABC2013 | 3-6 L | Sauce 74', 79', 83'
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| November 24, 2013 |  /hr/
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Group Stage ABC2013 | 3-3 D | Source 59' Sauce 72'IsThisReal? 90+'
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| January 18, 2014 | /s/
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2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Source 12' Sauce 84'
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| February 14, 2014 |  /u/
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Group Stage WC2014 | 0-0 D | |
| February 16, 2014 |  /gd/
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Group Stage WC2014 | 4-0 W | Sauce 13', 38', 86' Source 29'
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| February 22, 2014 |  /mu/
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Group Stage WC2014 | 2-0 W | Source 31' Is This Real? 86'
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| March 1, 2014 |  /toy/
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Round of 16 WC2014 | 0-1 L | |
| June 6, 2014 |  /hm/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | |
| July 19, 2014 | /po/
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Group Stage SC2014 | 1-1 D | Sauce 59'
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| July 25, 2014 | /toy/
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Group Stage SC2014 | 0-2 L | |
| July 27, 2014 |  /tg/
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Group Stage SC2014 | 0-1 L | |
| May 1, 2015 |  /pol/
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Group Stage SBC2015 | 2-2 D | Sauce 17' Sweet Reveal 90+'
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| May 3, 2015 |  /co/
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Group Stage SBC2015 | 1-2 L | Sauce 61'
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| May 8, 2015 |  /m/
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Group Stage SBC2015 | 2-0 W | Source 71', 86'
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| May 10, 2015 |  /t/
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Group Stage SBC2015 | 2-2 D | Source 52' (pen.), 76'
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| October 24, 2015 |  /x/
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Group Stage ABC2015 | 1-2 L | Jav 4'
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| October 30, 2015 |  /fit/
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Group Stage ABC2015 | 0-4 L | |
| November 1, 2015 |  /out/
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Group Stage ABC2015 | 1-3 L | Source 4'
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| November 6, 2015 |  /biz/
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Group Stage ABC2015 | 3-2 W | Source 15', 88' Sauce 43'
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| April 15, 2016 | /fa/
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Group Stage SBC Qualifiers 2016 | 4-0 W | JAV 25' Meme Lover 38', 51', 57'
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| April 16, 2016 | /adv/
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Group Stage SBC Qualifiers 2016 | 7-2 W | Meme Lover 32', 42' Sauce 45+3', 51', 59', 79', 88'
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| April 17, 2016 | /biz/
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Group Stage SBC Qualifiers 2016 | 1-2 L | Sauce 3'
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| May 7, 2016 |  /h/
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Group Stage SBC2016 | 4-2 L | Sauce 8' Meme Lover 74'
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| May 13, 2016 | /m/
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Group Stage SBC2016 | 5-4 W | JAV 13', 25' Sauce 51', 57'Meme Lover 61'
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| May 15, 2016 |  /wg/
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Group Stage SBC2016 | 2-2 D | JAV 13' Sauce 18'
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| April 28, 2018 |  /bant/
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Group Stage SBC Qualifiers 2018 | TBD | |
| April 28, 2018 |  /3/
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Group Stage SBC Qualifiers 2018 | TBD | |
| April 28, 2018 |  /aco/
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Group Stage SBC Qualifiers 2018 | TBD |
Image Gallery
/gif/'s original team logo
The oldest image of /gif/'s original faceless squad.
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