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==Upcoming Matches/Recent Results==
==Upcoming Matches/Recent Results==
{| class="wikitable" width=50%
{| class="wikitable" width=50%
|-
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Date
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Opponent
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Competition
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Result
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Scorers
|-bgcolor="ffccff"
| June 30, 2018
| {{team away|pmmm}}
| align=center|[[Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV]]
| align=center| 2-4 L
| align=center| <small>Doyle{{goal|20||26}}</small>
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| July 7, 2018
| {{team away|fhg}}
| align=center|[[/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]]
| align=center| TBD
| align=center| TBD
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| July 8, 2018
| {{team away|nba}}
| align=center|[[/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]]
| align=center| TBD
| align=center| TBD
|-bgcolor="ffffff"
| July 14, 2018
| {{team away|cbj}}
| align=center|[[/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition]]
| align=center| TBD
| align=center| TBD
|}
==Roster==
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Where were you when BIG STRONG MUSCULAR ELITE Sydney FC saved the league?">Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="I WANNA DISKERUD ALL NIGHT AND PARTY EVERYDAY">DISKERUD</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="A writer on mlssoccer.com known as the 'Armchair Analyst', constantly shills for more MLS players on the USMNT roster. /mls/'s most pervasive boogeyman and the ultimate antithesis of the Euroboo. Also reminds MLS coaches and GMs daily to Play Your Kids.">Doyle</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a feature of the MLS's complicated salary cap rules, Designates Players are players who a team can pay as much money as they want. Period. Basically the real-life equivalent of medals.">Designated Player</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Our favorite MLS-loving autistic Costa Rican.">Fernando Fernandez</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="The greatest singer and halftime performer to ever exist. If you don't love Andy (no homo), then there is something seriously wrong with you.">ANDY</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s own NPSL expansion team. Currently scheduled to enter the league in 2019.">AFC Anchorage</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="COME ON SEATTLE">FIGHT AND WIN</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Sebastian Giovinco">Italian Manlet</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="implying perf">{{greentext|perf}}</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Chivas 2.0 and their Chicano supporters eternally BTFO by one based Swede.">zLAtan</span>}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="A sleazy asshat by the name of Precourt is about to move the Columbus Crew from one dead market to an even smaller and deader market. Really makes you think.">Austin Crew</span>}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="General Allocation Money and Targeted Allocation Money, both are a part of MLS's autistic salary cap and player acquisition rules. Teams have unironically made trades of nothing but money.">GAM/TAM</span>}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="why even live?">{{greentext|tfw no qt nwsl gf}}</span>}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Apparently leafs want their own league now, looks to be even more meme and comfy than MLS.">Canadian Premier League</span>}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="The debate continues as to whether or not the United States should implement a promotion/relegation system.">Pro/Rel</span>}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="I guess we won't be making it to the world cup then.">Tripadvisor and Trivago</span>}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s favorite shitty meme team that didn't get a DP until a month into their second year in the league. AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO">loons}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Known to many as one of the greatest strikers in MLS history, but his team has been and always will be shit.">Windows</span>}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP">DOOP</span>}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="some autistic Fatlanta fan kept spamming this during the runup to Atlanta United's Inagural Season. They also regularly posted pictures of the progress that they were making when building that Gigantic Metal Anus they call a stadium.">{{greentext|soon}}}}</span>
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Wogs love this sport.">Wogball</span>}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Named for the coach who uses the tactics, Ben Olson of DC United, Bennyball makes for a very slurpy game of divegrass. It usually involves very few shots, high shot accuracy [1(1) being the most extreme form of this], bus parking, and lotsa murder.">Bennyball</span>}}
{{sq end}}
<br>
==Match History==
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|-
|-
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Date
!style="background:#D22829;color:#FCCF00"| Date
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| align=center| <small>{{greentext|perf}} {{goal|80}}</small>
| align=center| <small>{{greentext|perf}} {{goal|80}}</small>
|}
|}
==Roster==
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Where were you when BIG STRONG MUSCULAR ELITE Sydney FC saved the league?">Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=2 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="I WANNA DISKERUD ALL NIGHT AND PARTY EVERYDAY">DISKERUD</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=3 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="A writer on mlssoccer.com known as the 'Armchair Analyst', constantly shills for more MLS players on the USMNT roster. /mls/'s most pervasive boogeyman and the ultimate antithesis of the Euroboo. Also reminds MLS coaches and GMs daily to Play Your Kids.">Doyle</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=4 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="a feature of the MLS's complicated salary cap rules, Designates Players are players who a team can pay as much money as they want. Period. Basically the real-life equivalent of medals.">Designated Player</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Our favorite MLS-loving autistic Costa Rican.">Fernando Fernandez</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="The greatest singer and halftime performer to ever exist. If you don't love Andy (no homo), then there is something seriously wrong with you.">ANDY</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=7 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s own NPSL expansion team. Currently scheduled to enter the league in 2019.">AFC Anchorage</span>}}
{{sq silver player |no=8 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="COME ON SEATTLE">FIGHT AND WIN</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Sebastian Giovinco">Italian Manlet</span>}}
{{sq gold player |no=10 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="implying perf">{{greentext|perf}}</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Chivas 2.0 and their Chicano supporters eternally BTFO by one based Swede.">zLAtan</span>}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="A sleazy asshat by the name of Precourt is about to move the Columbus Crew from one dead market to an even smaller and deader market. Really makes you think.">Austin Crew</span>}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="General Allocation Money and Targeted Allocation Money, both are a part of MLS's autistic salary cap and player acquisition rules. Teams have unironically made trades of nothing but money.">GAM/TAM</span>}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="why even live?">{{greentext|tfw no qt nwsl gf}}</span>}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Apparently leafs want their own league now, looks to be even more meme and comfy than MLS.">Canadian Premier League</span>}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="The debate continues as to whether or not the United States should implement a promotion/relegation system.">Pro/Rel</span>}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="I guess we won't be making it to the world cup then.">Tripadvisor and Trivago</span>}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="/mls/'s favorite shitty meme team that didn't get a DP until a month into their second year in the league. AHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO">loons}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Known to many as one of the greatest strikers in MLS history, but his team has been and always will be shit.">Windows</span>}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP DOOP">DOOP</span>}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="some autistic Fatlanta fan kept spamming this during the runup to Atlanta United's Inagural Season. They also regularly posted pictures of the progress that they were making when building that Gigantic Metal Anus they call a stadium.">{{greentext|soon}}}}</span>
{{sq player |no=22 |pos=SS |name=<span class="explain" title="Wogs love this sport.">Wogball</span>}}
{{sq player |no=23 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Named for the coach who uses the tactics, Ben Olson of DC United, Bennyball makes for a very slurpy game of divegrass. It usually involves very few shots, high shot accuracy [1(1) being the most extreme form of this], bus parking, and lotsa murder.">Bennyball</span>}}
{{sq end}}
<br>
{{Navbox /sp/erb Owl}}
{{Navbox /sp/erb Owl}}

Revision as of 20:54, 6 July 2018

/mls+ayy/
>perf
Mls+ayy logo.png
/mls+ayy/ - Major League Soccer + A-League General
Founded 2017
Manager Bruce Arena
Owner The Soccer Don
IRL manager admiralmeru !!On6QI38faPh
Team colors
Chat color D22829
MLelS Red
Top scorer >perf (6)
Top assister AFC Anchorage (5)
Captain AFC Anchorage
Website /mls+ayy/ - Major League Soccer + A-League General
Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
3 0 3 6 50%
GF GA GD
13 16 -3
Biggest win
/mls+ayy/ Mls+ayy icon.png 5–2 Copalib icon.png /copalib/
April 1, 2018
Biggest defeat
/arse/ Arse icon.png 4–1 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/
April 8, 2018
First match
/f1/ F1 icon.png 3–4 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/
March 31, 2018
Team music
Anthem Seven Nation Army
Goal horn DOOP
Kits


Welcome to /mls/ + /ayy/, a merged general for two divegrass leagues that are always comfy

Exports

Tictacs: Official Tictacticool Genes
Assthics: Prelim Aesthetic Export
Music: Music Export

Upcoming Matches/Recent Results

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
June 30, 2018 Pmmm icon.png /pmmm/ Fakkin Boolsheet Series IV 2-4 L DoyleGoal 20', 26'
July 7, 2018 Fhg icon.png /fhg/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition TBD TBD
July 8, 2018 Nba icon.png /nba/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition TBD TBD
July 14, 2018 Cbj icon.png /cbj/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition TBD TBD

Roster

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Big Strong Muscular Sydney FC
2
  RB
DISKERUD
3
  CB
Doyle
4
  CB
Designated Player
5
  LB
Fernando Fernandez
6
  CMF
ANDY
7
  CMF
AFC Anchorage
8
  CMF
FIGHT AND WIN
9
  SS
Italian Manlet
10
  CF
>perf
11
  SS
zLAtan
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Austin Crew
13
  RB
GAM/TAM
14
  LB
>tfw no qt nwsl gf
15
  CB
Canadian Premier League
16
  CB
Pro/Rel
17
  CB
Tripadvisor and Trivago
18
  AMF
loons
19
  SS
Windows
20
  SS
DOOP
21
  SS
>soon
22
  SS
Wogball
23
  AMF
Bennyball


Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
March 31, 2018 F1 icon.png /f1/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 4-3 W >perfGoal 13', 21'
GAM/TAMGoal 81'
FIGHT AND WINGoal 90+2'
April 1, 2018 Copalib icon.png /copalib/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 5-2 W BennyballGoal 23'
WogballGoal 54'
>perfGoal 82' (pen.), 89'
AFC AnchorageGoal 90+2'
April 7, 2018 Cyc icon.png /cyc/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 0-2 L n/a
April 8, 2018 Ncaa icon.png /ncaa/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 1-1 W (Pen.) FIGHT AND WIN Goal 08'
April 8, 2018 Trb icon.png /trb/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 2-4 L AFC Anchorage Goal 86'
>perf Goal 90+1'
April 8, 2018 Arse icon.png /arse/ /sp/erb Owl 2018 1-4 L >perf Goal 80'
v • d • e
/sp/erb Owl
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