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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Shia_LaBeouf.jpg|350px]]
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Shia LaBeouf''' {{team away|fa}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Unity-chan''' {{team away|vg}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CB}}
| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 175cm, 80kg
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 185cm, 80kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S18|Low Lofted Pass}}, {{tt|S22|Malicia}}, {{tt|S28|Fighting Spirit}}
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S04|Sombrero}}, {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S11|Heel Trick}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S14|Weighted Pass}}, {{tt|S24|Track Back}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Build Up
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Goal Poacher
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Creatures of the woods that [[:/an/]] are, even they were not prepared—for who possibly could be?— to challenge the undisputed king of the food chain—actual striker '''Shia LaBeouf''' himself! Except he isn't actually a striker: he's part of /fa/'s deep line of center-back benchers. But when /fa/ silver striker Fuccboi found himself suspended in advance of a critical match to determine /fa/'s Elite Cup fate, Shia's predatory instincts awakened, a stroke of fortune not unnoticed by /fa/ management, who, seeing the potential, positioned him as their impromptu replacement forward. To be sure, it was a strategy that drew the mostly unconvinced gazes of Cup viewers—until Shia LaBeouf gave his critics a SHIA SURPRISE by scoring a brace to keep /fa/ afloat. Though /fa/ will, in three months, yet see [[:2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn]], it was Shia's heroic effort that made their survival, for a time, a genuine possibility.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Woody and Madoka Titus, goal-scoring twin terrors. Madokami, protector of purity. Doomrider, cocaine-snorting king of stylish goals. The Cup is no stranger to stand-out, juggernaut players. But all of them have one defining factor to them: when they shine, they shine throughout. Their performances are near-flawless. They leave nothing to doubt, and when they take the pitch, they dominate from the minute the ball comes to their feet.
   
   
Or, actually, I shouldn't say heroic effort. It was probably just a normal Saturday night for Shia LaBeouf.
This Featured Player article is about no such player.
It's about a gold-medal striker who got sent off in her first match. It's about an absence that allowed their opponent to steal a win in the dying minutes. It's about an absence that forced a team to hold on for dear life; one that was, in the eyes of Cup watchers, sure to sink them before they even had a shot.
But it's also about a player who made a difference. It's about the assists on both crucial goals that sent a team through to the knockouts. And the lone, decisive, threading-a-needle goal in their closest match-up. It's about a double brace. And at the pinnacle, it's about a player who went from no goals before the knockouts to the Golden Boot.
Players of the Cup, I give you '''Unity-chan''', /vg/'s most dataBASED. Do you dare to write the story that can top hers? That's for you, and for you alone, to decide.
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Revision as of 15:55, 24 September 2018

POTW Unity-chan.jpg Unity-chan Vg icon.png /vg/
  CF
Build: 185cm, 80kg
Player Skills: S04, S08, S11, S12, S14, S24
Playing Style: Goal Poacher
Woody and Madoka Titus, goal-scoring twin terrors. Madokami, protector of purity. Doomrider, cocaine-snorting king of stylish goals. The Cup is no stranger to stand-out, juggernaut players. But all of them have one defining factor to them: when they shine, they shine throughout. Their performances are near-flawless. They leave nothing to doubt, and when they take the pitch, they dominate from the minute the ball comes to their feet.

This Featured Player article is about no such player.

It's about a gold-medal striker who got sent off in her first match. It's about an absence that allowed their opponent to steal a win in the dying minutes. It's about an absence that forced a team to hold on for dear life; one that was, in the eyes of Cup watchers, sure to sink them before they even had a shot.

But it's also about a player who made a difference. It's about the assists on both crucial goals that sent a team through to the knockouts. And the lone, decisive, threading-a-needle goal in their closest match-up. It's about a double brace. And at the pinnacle, it's about a player who went from no goals before the knockouts to the Golden Boot.

Players of the Cup, I give you Unity-chan, /vg/'s most dataBASED. Do you dare to write the story that can top hers? That's for you, and for you alone, to decide.