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Revision as of 11:35, 19 January 2019

LODS OF EMONE

/oilels/
After 10 soul-crushing years
Oilels logo.png
/oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers
Founded 1973
Manager Peter Chiarelli
Owner Daryl Katz
IRL manager HarryEnfield
Team colors
Chat color B77B32
Oilel Copper
Top scorer Wayne Gretzky (583)
Top assister Wayne Gretzky (1086)
Captain McJesus
Website /oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers
Nickname The Oilers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
6 0 7 13 46.15%
GF GA GD
28 22 +6
Biggest win
/ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png 0–4 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
9/29/17
Biggest defeat
/rags/ Rags icon.png 5–3 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
10/13/17
First match
/mild/ Mild icon.png 1–0 Oilels icon.png /oilels/
9/15/17
Team music
Anthem Heaven In Alberta
Victory Anthem Worlds Apart
Playoff Anthem (Copper and Blue) Blood Of Heroes
Goal horn THE DREAM
Alt. Goal Horn THE FINAL SOLUTION scores
Kits


Roster

No. Position Player
33
  GK
Clam TalBOT
0
  CB
>No Defence
44
  CB
Chris Pronger's Contract
7
  CB
GOAT Coffey
93
  DMF
The Nuge
06
  CMF
THE DREAM OF '06
94
  CMF
Ryan Smyth's Mullet
69
  LWF
Revolving Door of Wingers
98
  RWF
Poolparty
29
  SS
THE FINAL SOLUTION
97
  CF
McJesusCaptain
No. Position Player
10
  GK
Twelve Years Of Bad Management
4
  CB
Kris Russell Own Goal
77
  CB
Swedish Defense
25
  CB
Male Nurse
5
  CB
Oilers Won The Trade
15
  CB
Fire Chiarelli
64
  DMF
Prospect Graveyard
91
  CMF
Yung Drake
56
  CMF
Sweet Potato
83
  DMF
Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology
27
  LWF
L O O C H
23
  RWF
The Spoon
Player Description
Clam TalBOT The answer the the revolving door of goalies
Ten Years Of Bad Management Bad decisions galore
GOAT Coffey Coffey > Orr fuck you
>No Defense Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger
Swedish Defense Klefbom and Larsson baybee
Chris Pronger's Contract If he won't come back then I can at least have his contract /abandonment issues
Oilers Won The Trade Thank you New Jersey Devils
Male Nurse Darnell please pan out
McJesus Our lord and saviour
THE FINAL SOLUTION Based Leon Draisaitl
Poolparty BULJU :-DDD (thank you Columbus for passing on him)
Revolving Door of Wingers Who needs established wingers when you have tons of center/winger utility players
L O O C H AKA the guy everyone hates unless he plays for their team
Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW
Sweet Potato Kailer Yams Yamamoto
Ryan Smyth's Mullet 2nd in majesty only to Jagr
Prospect Graveyard Where careers go to die
The Nuge NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
Yung Drake Caggiula the college kid
THE DREAM OF '06 What if Roloson never got hurt...
The Spoon How did Eberle turn into Spooner?
Kris Russell own goal J U S T
Fire Chiarelli Before he fucks up my team even further

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
15 September 2017 Mild icon.png /mild/ /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

0-1 L
22 September 2017 Broons icon.png /broons/ /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

3-4 L Goal 57', 63', 90+3' McJesus
29 September 2017 Ncaah icon.png /ncaah/ /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

4-0 W Goal 50' Poolparty Goal 58' McJesus Goal 80' L O O C H Goal 82' The Final Solution
6 October 2017 /stors/ Stors icon.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

2-4 W Goal 22', 35' McJesus Goal 62', 82' The Final Solution
13 October 2017 Rags icon.png /rags/ /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

3-5 L Goal 6' Poolparty Goal 11' L O O C H Goal 14' McJesus
20 October 2017 /drw/ Drw icon.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

2-0 L
20 October 2017 /mild/ Mild icon.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

0-4 W Goal 10', 87' McJesus Goal 45+1' Poolparty Goal 68' The Final Solution
17 November 2017 /snes/ Snes icon.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

0-2 W Goal 45+1' Poolparty Goal 73' Sucks At Hockey
15 December 2017 Stors icon.png /stors/ /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

0-2 L
15 December 2017 /ncaah/ Ncaah icon.png /hoc/ League 2017

Regular Season

0-4 W Goal 25', 84' McJesus Goal 31' The Final Solution Goal 90+3' Poolparty
22 December 2017 Stors icon.png /stors/ /hoc/ League 2017

Playoffs - Semi-Finals

0-1 L
22 December 2017 /stors/ Stors icon.png /hoc/ League 2017

Playoffs - Semi-Finals

2-3 W (a.e.t.) Goal 20' Poolparty Goal 36' The Final Solution Goal 92' McJesus
22 December 2017 Stors icon.png /stors/ /hoc/ League 2017

Playoffs - Semi-Finals

1-3 L Goal 88' The Final Solution
January 19, 2019 Copalib icon.png /copalib/ Sperb Owl 2019 logo.png /sp/erb Owl 2019

Group Stage

v • d • e
/sp/erb Owl
Teams
/abg/ • /afl/ • /arse/ • /bundes/ • /chess/ • /copalib/ • /cric/ • /cyc/ • /f1/ • /f1W/ • /fhg/ • /fpl/ • /heem/ • /marble/ • /mlb/ • /nba/ • /nhl/ • /rug/ • /SerieA/ • /SuperGT/ • /tennis/ • /trans/ • /trb/ • /TSUUU/ • /tugão/
Defunct Teams
/ahl/ • /box/ • /cbj/ • /cfb/ • /epl/ • /fifa/ • /isles/ • /LigaMX/ • /mls+ayy/ • /ncaa/ • /ncaah/ • /nfl/ • /oilels/
Tournaments
Statistics
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