/s4s/

[s4s] (stylized /s4s/ for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s] was, as a board, originally thought to be an April Fools' joke. However, it was made a permanent fixture on the site by Moot, and is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team itself has also challenged these labels, both on and off the divegrass pitch, with the S4squatches now being considered one of the stronger sides in the Cup.

The team's history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the Cup, ranging from the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers to the Elite level of play. [s4s]'s most recent cup performance was a 3RD PLACE TROPHY at the 2019 4chan Winter Cup, and as such they will be participating in the 2019 4chan Summer Cup.

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/s4s/
Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur
/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Founded May 17, 2013 Owner ETi, Inc. Gippo Dudee IRL manager Shouganaina !!+HJ7qWns8oA DoubleNigger !!vJ4xN7F+JgX Fapoleon !!vLW/0AZEhwG Team colors Chat color DAA520 Cheeky Grin Gold Ranking 4 ( 28) Highest rank 4th (Post-Winter '19) Lowest rank 44th (Post-Autumn '13) Top scorer Patrick Bateman (64) Top assister Topkek (21) Captain Patrick Bateman Website /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says Nickname [s4s]quatches Shitp4sterS Dubs FC Home ground Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 35 11 26 72 48.61%
GF GA GD 149 125 +24
Biggest win /s4s/  5–0  /x/ 20 February 2015 Biggest defeat /ic/  5–0  /s4s/ 26 April 2014 First match /gd/  3–1  /s4s/ 12 July 2013
Elite Cup Appearances 7 (First in 2014 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 3rd, 2019 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 6 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 5th, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem All Star Group Stage Victory Anthem Jazz Star RO16 Victory Anthem Romance Star Keksandra MotM Victory Anthem Boris x Keksandra Cup Champions Victory Anthem Valinor Quartet - Hallelujah Goal horn Hip To Be Square Alternate goal horn I Need Dubs (Dubs goalhorn and Brace goalhorn) Alternate goal horn KEK (For Topkek) Alternate goal horn Hey There Keksandra (Keksandra goalhorn)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit Fourth kit Fifth kit

Roster

See also:

• /s4s/ Roster
• /s4s/ Autumn 2018 Roster Poll Results

No. Position Player GK #fortune RB Yosho CB Dubs CB Flube LB Bury Smolhead DMF ses DMF Swaglord CMF Nice Grill SS Top Kek SS Keksandra CF Patrick Bateman

No. Position Player GK youd be suprise CB wew lad CB Cowe CB snek court LB Ebin RB Jack Ruselel DMF :^) DMF le millenom girl DMF Ass CMF Flowre CMF Bury Ebil CMF Introducing

Team Photos

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  The first [s4s] team photo, for the 2014 4chan Summer Cup.

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  The [s4s] team photo for the 2015 4chan Winter Cup.

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  The [s4s] team photo for the 2017 4chan Winter Cup.

Team History

For earlier history: /s4s/ history

2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

A second consecutive 6-point heartbreak for [s4s] meant that things had to be shaken up. Ojamajo Doremi, Spikeman, and Kogasa, as well as former team stalwarts le millenom grill, D A N K M E M E S, and BAVI were all sacked, replaced with debutants Flube, zrg, and Merula, as well as Reserves promotions Introducing, Jack Ruselel, and Dubs. The draw saw [s4s] put into Group A, along with some very, very familiar faces: /o/, who [s4s] had played twice prior (the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and the 2014 Spring Babby), /wsg/, another opponent from the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and /mlp/, who [s4s] played in their magical Winter 2015 run.

As for the matches, it could be said much of the Cup's audience underestimated Dubs FC, with what came next. The curtain raiser for [s4s]'s Autumn saw them take on /o/. With goals coming from Topkek and a Bateman penalty after Squids viciously brought him down from behind, [s4s] trounced /o/ 2-0. The dominant [s4s] defense and deadly attack seen in that match would follow [s4s] into the remaining two group stage games. The second match saw [s4s] take on /mlp/, who were arguably fallen giants after their disappointing run in the prior Summer. A 4th minute goal from Cup legend >rape saw the ponies take an early lead, but from then on it was all [s4s]. [s4s] equalized 9 minutes later, thanks to a heavily deflected effort from Nice Grill hitting the back of the net. In the 33rd minute, /mlp/ centerback Thanks M.A. Larson dawdled in possession, Keksandra closed him down brilliantly and played a lovely ball to Topkek. He rifled a first-time effort past Hasbro Internet Security and [s4s] took the lead. Following the half-time restart, Patrick Bateman almost extended [s4s]'s lead immediately, with a powerful shot unluckily rifling off the crossbar. But, he wouldn't have to wait long to do just that. In the 52nd, fullback Jack Ruselel charged up the right wing and played an excellent sliding ball in to Bateman, who hit the back of the net from close range and made it 3-1, and the strength of the [s4s]quatch defense meant the score at full time was just that. Despite [s4s] winning both of their first two matches, promotion was not 100% percent confirmed, meaning a swing in goal-difference large enough would see yet another heartbreak come [s4s]'s way. From the 10th minute on in the final match against /wsg/, it was evident that this would not be happening, however. Nice Grill charged into the box and tapped it past Get Out, grabbing her 2nd goal of the campaign. Gondola brought it level in the 19th minute, but it turned out to be little more than a consolation as from that point on, the floodgates were open. A well-worked corner saw Keksandra head it in to give [s4s] the lead, a lead they would further extend through another excellent cross from Ebin to Topkek four minutes after played resumed. Subs were brought on at 64' and 75', one of whom was Flowre, who infamously received a red card in a certain match against /gd/. Now a midfielder, Flowre would potentially have a chance to redeem herself, and in the 85th minute, she would do just that. A free kick to [s4s] saw the ball fall directly to her feet, and she let off a first-time volley which flew into the net to make it 4-1. The referees signaled for a minimum of four minutes of added time, and [s4s] would make use of every minute of those four and then some. A failed headed clearance by /wsg/ saw the ball go to to Topkek, who in turn headed it to Keksandra, whose half-volley goal in the 97th minute would be the last kick of the game, as the match ended in a commanding 5-1 victory.

This meant [s4s] had finally successfully promoted back to the Elites, doing so in dominant fashion: the final table would show [s4s] achieving the storied 9 Point Master Race with 10 Goals For against an impressive 2 Goals Against. [s4s] were at that point among the favorites to win the entire Cup, but sadly, these dreams were quickly and agonizingly dashed. The Round Of 16 draw [s4s] face /wg/ in the first match of the penultimate day of competition. An unprecedented two-at-the-back formation saw /wg/ overload the midfield, allowing them to take the lead in the 12th minute through I Am Very Sad, a lead they would hold until halftime. Bateman would equalize for Dubs FC with just over 30 minutes to go, and that 1-1 scoreline would hold through past full time, as well as the first half of extra time. However, as play resumed, the unthinkable happened. /wg/ kicked off with Helios receiving the pass in the center circle, and in an attempt to win the ball, Bateman played an absolutely abhorrent challenge, two-footing the Greek from behind. He was sent off. It was the first card of his career. It came 19 seconds into the second half. The Ess-Force, now a man down, immediately parked the bus, desperate to hold on until penalties. They would valiantly do just that. Sadly, they could not steal the match from the spot, with poorly placed kicks from :^) and Swaglord sending [s4s] crashing out, 1(4)-1(3). However, the result only stung so much, as [s4s] could now look towards the 2019 4chan Winter Cup with desire and ambition.

Match History

Match Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Goal Scorers
July 12, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Shrek  86'
July 20, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Quads  22'
September 21, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
October 5, 2013	/fa/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Shrek  36'
October 25, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-2 W	Shrek  13', 40' Patrick Bateman  35' Top Kek  48'
October 26, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-0 W	Patrick Bateman  50' Shrek  70', 78'
October 27, 2013	/wsg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	Shrek  70', 77'
October 27, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	Shrek  65'
November 16, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	2-1 L	Shrek  34'
November 22, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	1-1 D	Shrek  65'
November 24, 2013	/r9k/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	4-4 D	Shrek  18', 37', 52', 65'
January 11, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
January 19, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Shrek  56'
April 6, 2014	/o/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	2-1 L	[s4s]-Tan  90+'
April 11, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	3-3 D	Patrick Bateman  16', 71' [s4s]-Tan  59'
April 13, 2014	/vr/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	1-0 W	Patrick Bateman  42'
April 19, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	Patrick Bateman  13', 70'
April 26, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	5-0 L
May 31, 2014	/lgbt/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Patrick Bateman  33'
June 7, 2014	/hm/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	[s4s]-Tan  34', 39'
July 19, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	4-2 W	Cory Baxter  16', 37' Patrick Bateman  33' [s4s]-Tan  82'
July 26, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-2 D	Cory Baxter  42' [s4s]-Tan  74'
July 27, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-1 L	Topkek  73'
July 27, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages	1(6)-1(5) L	[s4s]-Tan  81'
February 14, 2015	/m/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	3-0 W	Topkek  8', 76' Nice Grill  29'
February 20, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	5-0 W	Dubs  41' Patrick Bateman  44', 58', 60', 66'
February 22, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	1-1 D	[s4s]-Tan  3'
February 28, 2015	/sci/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-0 W	D A N K M E M E S  13', 69' Patrick Bateman  45+'
March 1, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	3-2 L	Patrick Bateman  15' Nice Grill  25'
July 31, 2015	/mu/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	1-1 D	Patrick Bateman  65'
August 2, 2015	/sci/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	4-1 W	[s4s]-Tan  4', 74', 83' Patrick Bateman  34'
August 8, 2015	/gd/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	4-3 L	Patrick Bateman  13', 44', 70'
October 24, 2015	/3/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	1-0 W	Patrick Bateman  34'
October 30, 2015	/a/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	3-1 L	Patrick Bateman  71'
November 1, 2015	/toy/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	4-3 W	Patrick Bateman  4', 90+' [s4s]-Tan  30' Ebin  42'
November 8, 2015	/adv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	[s4s]-Tan  18' Patrick Bateman  87'
November 14, 2015	/sp/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	4-3 W (a.e.t.)	Patrick Bateman  31', 78' Topkek  40' Snek Court  111'
November 15, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals	2-0 L
February 20, 2016	/g/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	4-0 W	Patrick Bateman  7', 73', 85' [s4s]-Tan  29'
February 26, 2015	/r9k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	1-1 D	Patrick Bateman  25'
February 28, 2016	/gd/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	4-0 L
March 5, 2016	/asp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	2(4)-2(3) W	Nice Grill  41' Patrick Bateman  59'
March 6, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	3-2 L	Topkek  14' Patrick Bateman  45+3'
August 6, 2016	/m/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-2 D	Topkek  38' Patrick Bateman  61'
August 12, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	Topkek  35' Patrick Bateman  42'
August 14, 2016	/biz/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	Patrick Bateman  30' Nice Grill  53'
August 20, 2016	/adv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-0 L
February 11, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	3-1 W	Topkek  21' Patrick Bateman  53', 80'
February 17, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	1-0 L
February 19, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	Topkek  38', 43'
February 25, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	5-2 L	Patrick Bateman  45+0', 58'
July 28, 2017	/his/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	3-2 L	Patrick Bateman  18' Keksandra  90+2'
July 30, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	3-3 D	Patrick Bateman  48', 90+0' Keksandra  7'
August 5, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	1-2 L	Keksandra  90+2'
October 27, 2017	/a/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	1-3 L	Patrick Bateman  45+0'
October 29, 2017	/vp/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	1-2 W	Patrick Bateman  21', 90+0'
October 29, 2017	/r9k/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	TOPKEK  15', 59'
May 4,2018	/jp/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	2-0 W	Patrick Bateman  23' Slut Sanae  30'
May 6,2018	/a/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	1-2 L	Patrick Bateman  19'
May 11,2018	/t/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	2-3 L	Patrick Bateman  41' Keksandra  87'
May 14, 2018	/c/	2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	3-1 W	Patrick Bateman  8', 53' Keksandra  90+2'
October 26, 2018	/o/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	2-0 W	Topkek  51' Patrick Bateman  69' (pen.)
October 28, 2018	/mlp/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	3-1 W	Nice Grill  13' Topkek  33' Patrick Bateman  52'
November 3, 2018	/wsg/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	5-1 W	Nice Grill  10' Keksandra  45+4', 90+7' Topkek  49' Flowre  85'
November 10, 2018	/wg/	2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	1(4)-1(3) L	Patrick Bateman  59'
February 16, 2018	/vr/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	5-2 W	Topkek  11', 28' Patrick Bateman  52', 87' Keksandra  66'
February 22, 2019	/mlp/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	5-2 L	Keksandra  18' Patrick Bateman  81'
February 24, 2019	/sp/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	7-3 W	Topkek  6', 37' Patrick Bateman  58' Keksandra  50', 62', 61', 77'
March 2, 2019	/g/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	5-4 W (a.e.t.)	Patrick Bateman  22', 41', 51' Topkek  105+2', 117'
March 3, 2019	/biz/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	3-1 W	Patrick Bateman  47' Keksandra  68' Topkek  88'
March 3, 2019	/3/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals	1-2 L (a.e.t.)	Topkek  38'
March 3, 2019	/vg/	2019 4chan Winter Cup Third Place Match	4-3 W	Keksandra  13', 18' Patrick Bateman  83' Nice Grill  90+1'

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Draw	Loss	End result	Notes
All friendlies	3	1	4		>friendliest team >lose most of your friendlies
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3	1	0	1st - Qualified	>""""winning"""" a fetus
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0	2	1	25th - Relegated	>almost losing to autopilot /cgl/ >letting it slip against /r9k/
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	1	2	16th - Promoted	>getting blown the fuck out by OaB /ic/
2014 4chan Summer Cup	1	1	2	10th - Held Promotion	First Elite Cup; The Cup of Cory
2015 4chan Winter Cup	3	1	1	5th - Held Promotion	Almost made it to the semifinals. Fucking /tg/.
2015 4chan Summer Cup	1	1	1	17th - Relegated
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4	0	2	5th - Promoted	>SACKING THE MANAGER FOR FINISHING 5TH
2016 4chan Winter Cup	2	1	2	7th - Held Promotion	>lost 3-2 in the quarterfinals again
2016 4chan Summer Cup	2	1	1	15th - Held Promotion	Killed in the Ro16 by /adv/.
2017 4chan Winter Cup	2	0	2	15th - Held Promotion	THAT. FUCKING. KAT.
2017 4chan Summer Cup	0	1	2	28th - Relegated	The Dark Era begins.
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2	0	1	17th - Relegated	The first of two 6-Point Hells.
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2	0	1	19th - Relegated	YOU GOT BEAT BY /T/. The second of the aforementioned Hells.
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3	0	1	11th - Promoted	Freed from Hell, Lost in the Ro16 (again) thanks to Patrick "Flowre" Bateman. Nice dubs though.
2019 4chan Winter Cup	4	0	2	3rd Place	WON THE THIRD PLACE TROPHY.

Statistics and Honors

Player Statistics

Note: players in italics are no longer active.

Player	Goals
Patrick Bateman	64
Keksandra	30
Topkek	26
Shrek	17
Nice Grill	6
Cory Baxter	3
D A N K M E M E S	2
Ebin	1
Flowre	1
Snek Court	1
Quads	1

Player	Assists
Topkek	21
Patrick Bateman	18
Keksandra	12
Nice Grill	11
Ebin	9
D A N K M E M E S	5
:^)	4
Shrek	4
Snek Court	3
Jack Ruselel	2
Ses	2
Ass	1
Bury Smolhead	1
Cowe	1
Yosho	1
Youd Be Surprise	1
Awoo~	1
Cory Baxter	1
Me On The Left	1
Ojamajo Doremi	1
Yee	1
zrg	1

Player	Saves
Walruse	50
#fortune	29
Doge	28
Kogasa	27
Swaglord	20
Youd Be Suprise	8
Le Purple Palmtree Man	5
My OC	4
Slowpoke	3
Donut Man	2

Individual Honors

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  2013 Autumn Fetus
  Golden Boot:
  Shrek, 7 goals

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  2013 Autumn Fetus
  Joint Golden Ball:
  Patrick Bateman, 5 assists

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  2014 Summer Cup
  Goal of the Tournament:
  Cory Baxter, vs. /pol/

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  2015 Winter Cup
  Joint Golden Ball:
  Ebin, Nice Grill

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  2015 Winter Cup
  Player of the Tournament:
  Patrick Bateman

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  2019 Winter Cup
  Joint Best Player (Most MOTM Awards)
  Keksandra

Team Honors

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  2014 Winter Cup
  Match of the Tournament
  [s4s] - /tg/

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  2015 Winter Cup
  Best Matches
  

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  2015 Summer Cup
  Match of the Tournament
  /gd/ - [s4s]

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  2015 4chan Autumn Babby
  Match of the Tournament
  [s4s] - /sp/

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  2019 Winter Cup
  3rd Place
  

Rivalries

You'd think the nicest team in the 4chan Cup wouldn't have rivalries, but youd be suprise :^)

Board Rivalries

Sh*tpost Bowl:  /s4s/ v. /b/ 

Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with ironic shitposting funposting, dubs threads, and useless content OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. The only official Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]'s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s]. 1W - 0D - 0L

Dumb Frogposting Bowl:  /s4s/ v. /r9k/ 

Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they were, at one point, the only boards on 4chan's header board list that resided in brackets by themselves. This rivalry sat at 2 draws up until Autumn 2017, when [s4s] pulled ahead with a win, being the only team to beat /r9k/ that entire cup. 1W - 2D - 0L

Meta Rivalries

"Seriously Guys It's Not Funny Anymore":  /s4s/ v. /gd/ 

Never ever. NEVER EVER. 0W - 0D - 4L

Checkb Owl:  /s4s/ v. /lgbt/ 

In this matchup of two provisionals, something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies. 0W - 1D - 1L

Friendshipb Owl aka Together Forever, Jr.:  /s4s/ v. /mlp/ 

Fitting to the rivalry's name, their first face-off ended in the friendliest of results, a 1-1 draw in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup that saw both teams continue through to the knockout stages. Their second, however, was slightly less amicable, as Dubs FC pulled ahead with a 3-1 victory in the 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. Despite this, both teams again advanced. >rape and the rest of the pastel ponies grabbed their first win of the rivalry in the third matchup, with a 5-2 win in the 2019 4chan Winter Cup. Yet again, both [s4s] and /mlp/ qualified for the knockout rounds. The rivalry currently stands all square, with each team having a win and a draw to their names. 1W - 1D - 1L

Gallery

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  The [s4s]-/x/ match from Winter 2015 summed up in one image.

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  [s4s] doing what only [s4s] can.

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  Keksandra rusing /adv/ defender s/adv/irgin after he allows an 87th minute Patrick Bateman goal.

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  [s4s]'s Summer 2017 medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.

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  Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and /his/'s Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their match.

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  Keksandra embracing the Third Place Trophy™ she and the rest of Dubs FC claimed after 2019 Winter Cup.

Quotes

"But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."

— DrBorisG, on his favorite team in the cup :^)

"IT CAN'T BE, IT FUCKING CAN'T BE! OH MY GOD, IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!"

— DrBorisG, after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]'s 5th of the match - against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup

"BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!"

— Old Man Sou, after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.

Trivia

• In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

• There have been three times that one [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against /r9k/ in Autumn '13, Bateman against /x/ in Summer '15, and Keksandra against /sp/ in Winter '19. Despite this, not every match was an [s4s] victory: Shrek's double brace was not enough to take all 3 points, as a ROBOT9001 hat trick meant the game ended 4-all.