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Praise CLANG!
/egg/ - Engineering Games General
Founded May 5th, 2017 Manager Marek Rosa Owner Keen Software House IRL manager PossumT !!jPvacTJAMhh (only as caretaker) Team colors Chat color C11200 Blood! Blood for the CLANG God! Ranking Highest rank 0 () Lowest rank 0 () Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Eggman Website /egg/ - Engineering Games General Nickname Formerly /svgg/
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 0 2 3 33.33%
GF GA GD 1 4 -3
Biggest win /egg/  1–0  /civ4xg/ 4th June, 2017 Biggest defeat /egg/  1–3  /agdg/ 3rd June, 2017 First match /egg/  0–1  /pg/ 2nd June, 2017
/vg/ League Appearances 0 (First in ) Best result ,
Team music
Anthem Hymn to Breaking Strain Goal horn Dinosauroid Alternate goal horn [//Special Goalhorns ]
Kits

Export: http://puu.sh/w2lg8

Aesthetic Export: not here yet cap'n

Player profile images

Information

They are those dedicated to maintaining the small, drifting playerbases of (sometimes quite unknown) engineering-related games by pouring them into a single general, and arguing about what the hell is meant by 'engineering' in this context.

Have you been blessed by the presence of CLANG today?

Proof of Interest:
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/251443032/#251820494
https://www.strawpoll.me/17913491/r (most recent - 2019/04/30)

Due to a relatively small general population, all player/music polls were done with Strawpoll and we forgot to keep the original results. I mean we're a general designed to harbor dying engineering games, why would we be organised or anything? The archive will still have them so whatever.

Note from the not-manager: This team is pretty much as ded as the general is so we're on autopilot, if anyone feels like taking the reins then look for me in Discord or just yell in the thread.
Offering tactics would be the first thing we need to get organised, I'd do them myself but I'm already managing /trg/ and >implying I play PES
- Possum

Roster

These'll probably change in strange ways every now and again, we definitely know what we're doing.

No. Position Player 1   GK Eggman 2   CF CLANG 3   LMF Mechanically Engineered Autism 4   DMF >Physician 5   SS Thomasformer 6   RWF Chaos Engine 7   CMF KEEEEEEEEN 8   RB Smug Marek 9   RB aeiou 10   LB Landing Gear on Rotors on Pistons 11   LB EARLY ACCESS SANDBOX GAME

No. Position Player 12   CMF Lemonhulk 13   CF DAKKA 14   DMF RIP SERB 15   CMF Nick "Unification" Smart 16   SS SHINY AND CHROME 17   CMF BLUE, HURT 18   RB >Structural Integrity 19   RB John Madden 20   LB M1 Bradley 21   SS Godforsaken Astronaut 22   LB BLANEDS 23   GK Robokek

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
This one's a template, ignore	/egg/	/vg/ League 8	0-0 D	-
June 2, 2017	/pg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers	0-1 L	John Madden  76'
June 3, 2017	/agdg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers	1-3 L	Smug Marek  22'
June 4, 2017	/civ4xg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers	1-0 W	KEEEEEEEEN  73'

Special Goalhorns

Eggman somehow scores: Paul Shortino - E.G.G.M.A.N.

CLANG scores: Lou Reed - Metal Machine Music

Thomasformer: THOMAS THE PARTY LELGINE (Goog Drive, download first to make sure it plays)