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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''MacGyver''' {{team away|diy}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Sad Panda''' {{team away|h}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 185cm, 80kg
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 185cm, 82kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|P03|Speeding Bullet}}, {{tt|S06|Scotch Move}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S16|Outside Curler}}, {{tt|S24|Track back}}, {{tt|S26|Captaincy}}
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S21|GK Long Throw}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> None
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Offensive Goalkeeper
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I have a home project that requires goals, goals, and more goals. I can't just go out and buy them like some teams, so how am I going to get these goals? Just become MacGyver of course!
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Need a backup for the shot that just got past the defender?<br />


When scoring is down and the project is looking like a lost cause, there is no one else to turn to other than [[:/diy/]] idol MacGyver, and he proved in Spring that there is not anyone else better to turn to when the job calls for receiving  masterclass passes and putting them in the back of the net. Leading the /diy/ attack, he proves that you don't need a gun to have explosive firepower, as his pace and speed down the field allowed him to rack up 6 goals in 4 matches, as well as assisting on one of the other 2 goals for /diy/. Without MacGyver, /diy/ would have lacked creativity throughout the entire pitch, and lacking creativity on /diy/ is a surefire way to get you laughed all the way back to the department store.  
Known for being the biggest and most reliable index for drawings of all sorts, the platform was loved among [[:/h/]] for hosting all their favorite fetishes and art with decades worth of material. Then, one dreadful moment occurred; there was a new sticky on /h/ telling users to back up material on Sad Panda immediately due to new Dutch laws, the country the site was hosted. Users rapidly scrambled to backup everything they could, but of course with only 12 hours not everything could be saved. While a backup was eventually made, the panic and dread of losing the original and having to scramble to save content from being lost forever was still present.<br />


While MacGyver and the rest of /diy/ have proven they still have what it takes to make a high quality model football team after a 3 and a half year trip to the hardware store, they were unfortunately dismantled by an even bigger underdog in [[:/i/]], in what was a stellar match that resulted in penalties after MacGyver's 2 goals and converted penalty in the shootout proved not to be enough for the job. Ultimately, Blacksmith missed the deciding penalty, and /diy/ fans everywhere are calling for his forge to be removed because his metalworking has proven to be shit.  
So how did this carry over to the pitch? Sad Panda would be moved to the AMF position and a gold medal in honor of his many years of service, and just like that PES found a way to reward him. Free kick opportunity just outside of the box, and the panda put it right into the back of the net. /h/ fans went wild as their lament had been wiped away just for a moment, and the joy of a top divegrass moment filled their hearts. You just couldn’t write a better doujin than this.
While /h/ fans blew their collective load for the Panda goal, it appeared that /h/ did as well when the Panda let a heart-breaking  goal past him in the last minute of eggsdra diem, sealing /h/’s loss in the [[2019 4chan Summer Cup knockout stage|Round of 16]], and capping off /h/’s emotional cup run. No matter how sad this made the panda, /h/ fans surely will still love him all the same.<br />


Be on the lookout for MacGyver [[:2019 4chan Summer Cup|this Summer]], as the main handyman looks to keep /diy/ elite, no matter how many hours he'll have to spend tinkering in his workshop to get the best team on the pitch.
Watch the [[2020 4chan Winter Cup|2020 Winter Cup]] on a backup save soon to see if /h/ can penetrate the field harder next time!
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| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
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Revision as of 23:28, 10 August 2019

POTW sadpanda.png Sad Panda H icon.png /h/
  GK
Build: 185cm, 82kg
Player Skills: S21
Playing Style: Offensive Goalkeeper
Need a backup for the shot that just got past the defender?

Known for being the biggest and most reliable index for drawings of all sorts, the platform was loved among /h/ for hosting all their favorite fetishes and art with decades worth of material. Then, one dreadful moment occurred; there was a new sticky on /h/ telling users to back up material on Sad Panda immediately due to new Dutch laws, the country the site was hosted. Users rapidly scrambled to backup everything they could, but of course with only 12 hours not everything could be saved. While a backup was eventually made, the panic and dread of losing the original and having to scramble to save content from being lost forever was still present.

So how did this carry over to the pitch? Sad Panda would be moved to the AMF position and a gold medal in honor of his many years of service, and just like that PES found a way to reward him. Free kick opportunity just outside of the box, and the panda put it right into the back of the net. /h/ fans went wild as their lament had been wiped away just for a moment, and the joy of a top divegrass moment filled their hearts. You just couldn’t write a better doujin than this. While /h/ fans blew their collective load for the Panda goal, it appeared that /h/ did as well when the Panda let a heart-breaking goal past him in the last minute of eggsdra diem, sealing /h/’s loss in the Round of 16, and capping off /h/’s emotional cup run. No matter how sad this made the panda, /h/ fans surely will still love him all the same.

Watch the 2020 Winter Cup on a backup save soon to see if /h/ can penetrate the field harder next time!

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