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/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General

Founded

13 May, 1950

Manager

Ron Benis

Owner

Liberty Media

IRL manager

TWAIN !etW8YWDwfY

Team colors

HEX color

ff1e00
F1 Red

Top scorer

Gimi (18)

Top assister

()

Captain

Mr. Safety Car

Website

/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General

Nickname

The Carbabbies

Historic performance

15	1	5			21				71.43%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
60	33	+27

Biggest win
/F1/	5–0	/nhl/
29 September 2019 (UTC)

Biggest defeat
/F1/	0–3	/DM/
20 March 2016

First match
/Cosmos/	1–2	/F1/
19 March 2016

/sp/erb Owl
Appearances	N/A (First in N/A)
Best result	N/A, N/A

Team music

Anthem	Formula 1 Theme Tune
Victory Anthem	Ayrton Senna - Tema da vitória

Goal horn	ITV F1 Intro 2006 (taking the lead only)
And Finland Loses Again / Gimi Goalhorn	gondola end of the world
Horn for everything else	BBC Formula one 90's Starting Grid theme

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Third kit
Fourth kit

/f1/ (previously known as /F1/) is the team representing the general with the same name on the /sp/ board. /f1/ is the undisputed GOAT among the motorsport threads, the only one who can RIGHTFULLY define itself as "Eternal" and "Relentless" on /sp/ and a confirmed world champion general. It is seemingly a small one, but only because posters are too autistic to show their powerlevel to the board. /f1/ is also cursed, or #blessed, with the ability to kill and injure people.

The team's first appearance was in 2016 in The Decision 2.

Roster

No.

Position

Player

#53

	GK

Mr. Safety Car

#15

	CB

RAIN IN 5

#17

	CB

Tractor Cunt

#27

	CB

Le No Podiums Man

#2

	LMF

AFLA Romeo

#8

	RMF

Lil' Chub

#6

	DMF

Unterhunden

#5

	CMF

Vettee

#16

	AMF

Lecute

#33

	SS

amd amx

#7

	CF

Gimi

No.

Position

Player

#1

	GK

Potato

#88

	CB

One Armed Bandit

#26

	CB

Blyat

#99

	CB

Gio The Nazi

#19

	LMF

Formula Kino

#

	LMF

[REDACTED]

#77

	LMF

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN

#44

	LMF

GET IN THERE LEWIS

#3

	RMF

MAKE THE MOVE

#10

	RMF

Ghastly

#0

	RMF

Strategi Regretti

#81

	RMF

REDU BURRU RACERU

Downloads

Honours

Champions

El Generalico Classico
2018 Wheelchair Basketball World Championship
★
2019 IWBF Men's European Championship
★
/sp/erb Owl 2019*
★

Third Place

/sp/erb Owl (2017)

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
29 September 2019	/nhl/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	5-0 W	4' (((Gary Battman))) 30, 86' Lecute 45+2' amd amx 90+6' Gimi
29 September 2019	/nhl/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	7-5 W	6' Lecute 11, 28, 61, 66' Gimi 33' amd amx 55' Formula Kino
29 September 2019	/mlb/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	3-0 W	22, 55' Gimi 80' amd amx
29 September 2019	/nhl/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	6-7 (2-2) L	82' To Whom It May Concern 96' Lecute Gimi Lecute amd amx Unterhnden Strategi Regretti To whom it may Concern Redu Burru Raceru Rain in 5
28 September 2019	/afl/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	2-1 W	57' Gimi 73' Afla Romeo
27 September 2019	/trans/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	7-6 (1-1) W	19' Lecute Gimi Lecute amd amx Untherhunden Lil Chub Tractor Cunt Make the Move
21 September 2019	/SuperGT/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	3-2 W	14, 87, 90+1' Gimi
20 September 2019	/f1W/	/sp/erb Owl 2019*	4-2 W	26' Lecute 37' Unterhunden 16, 56' Amd Amx
27 January 2019	/cbj/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	1-2 L	59' Amd Amx 48' Durbo
26 January 2019	/f1W/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	4-1 W	88' GIMI :DDDDDDD 64' Durbo 70' Vettee 18' Amd Amx
25 January 2019	/SerieA/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	2-2 D	28' GIMI :DDDDDDD 82' Amd Amx 87' Durbo
20 January 2019	/LigaMX/	/sp/erb Owl 2019	4-2 W	33' GIMI :DDDDDDD 78' And Finland Loses Again 49', 53' Amd Amx
8 April 2018	/arse/	/sp/erb Owl 2018	1-2 L	42' And Finland Loses Again
7 April 2018	/copalib/	/sp/erb Owl 2018	3-0 W	18' GIMI :DDDDDDD 79' And Finland Loses Again 82' Potato
1 April 2018	/cyc/	/sp/erb Owl 2018	2-0 W	22' Rain in 5 Minutes 54' GIMI :DDDDDDD
31 March 2018	/mls+ayy/	/sp/erb Owl 2018	3-4 L	38' GIMI :DDDDDDD 48' And Finland Loses Again 70' Potato
17 April 2017	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl	3-1 W	33', 68', 90+3' Gimi 72' And Finland Loses Again
17 April 2017	/afl/	/sp/erb Owl	1-3 L	48' Daryl's Blurred House 82' Rain in 5 minutes
17 April 2017	/cyc/	/sp/erb Owl	2-1 W	5' amd amx 41'Wobbler 90+1' And Finland Loses Again
16 April 2017	/nfl/	/sp/erb Owl	4-1 W	21', 31', 69' amd amx 90+2'Gimi 26' Tractor Cunt 69'Daryl's Blurred House
16 April 2017	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl	2-0 W	22', 33' amd amx 46' Daryl's Blurred House 87' Universal Choking Sign
18 September 2016	/cyc/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	4-1 W	23', 74', 80' Choco Senna 33' And Finland Loses Again
18 September 2016	/ar/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	6-2 W	5' Tricky Ricky 11', 22' Choco Senna 32' And Finland Loses Again 38', 90' Gimi
18 September 2016	File:Choke icon.png /choke/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	5-2 W	8' Choco Senna 17', 83' amd amx 19', 43' Gimi
17 September 2016	/rz/	Fakkin Boolsheet Series II	3-2 W	17', 77' amd amx 39' Gimi
20 March 2016	/DM/	The Decision 2	0-3 L
20 March 2016	/Seattle/	The Decision 2	4-2 W	13', 79' GP2 ENGINE AAARGH 19', 24' Wobbler
19 March 2016	/mls/	The Decision 2	4-0 W	45+1', 90+2' Wobbler 57' GP2 ENGINE AAARGH 74' Murdernado
19 March 2016	/Cosmos/	The Decision 2	2-1 W	53' GP2 ENGINE AAARGH 62' Wobbler

Detailed roster

Goalkeepers

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
53	SC	Mr. Safety Car		On constant outlook over the thread, ready to come out and restore order if /f1/ falls into (too much) degeneracy
1	MSC	Potato		7 WDC won't protect you from a well placed rock and loud VROOOOOMS won't bring you back either

Defenders

No.	Shirt	Name	Description
8	GRO	Ericsson's Fault	Remember kids, take no responsibilities for your mistakes ever
55	GBIT	Simon	He rolls around basketball courts missing free throws and knocking opponents off their wheelchairs, also a certified /f1/ World Champion
27	HUL	Le No Podiums Man	The Hulkenberg Internet Defense Force will tell you it's 150+ (pls udpate next year) cases of bad luck and team conspiracy
16	LEC	Lecute	The cutest driver on the grid who also happens to be the future GOAT
15	WET	Rain in 5	Dream of many, nightmare of sunbabbies, guaranteed memefest for /f1/
26	KVY	Punished Kvyat	Dumped by his team in favour of a charming Kiwi lady, now back for revenge (and redemotion)

Midfield

No.	Shirt	Name	Description
5	VET	VETTEE	>can't drive in the wet >can't win with the best car >can't not choke in wheel to wheel racing >somehow a worthy 4 times WDC
88	DURBO :DD	Durbo	A big sleeeby kod fed ub by his owner's sexual libe :DDD Sadly now he sleebs 'till eternity :((((
77	BOT	Wingman	Gets told to leave his teammate through everytime he has a chance of doing good, is rightfully derided by his team boss (and /f1/)
22	KINO	Formula Kino	It's like F1 but fun
11	"MSC Jr."	Big Dick Mick	After receiving semen transfusions from his father, Potato Jr. inherited the powers of the GOATest of GOATs and evolved into the annihilator of F3
10	VROM	NEEEEOOOOWWW	Name a better sound than this >Protip: you can't
6	PIE	/f1/ck/	Favourite topic of /f1/ other than F1 and WAGs, would be viable on /ck/
2	AFLA	And Finland Loses Again	With two Finns on the grid, even one winning ensures the other loses, especially if said other is an ubercuck
44	AMG	FIAMG	Getting challenged on merit by another team isn't an issue if the governing body lets you cheat
0	>FS	Strategi Regreti	Some of the finest and most expensive engineers dedicated to fucking up the race plan every single time
17	CUNT	Tractor Cunt	Always on the prowl for unsuspecting preys getting stuck in the gravel
91	ATT	Formula Ox	Pride of Punjab, the world's best racing series on non-F2 weekends
3	RIC	>Lelnault engines	A joke of an engine for two jokes of teams >N-next year y-you'll s-see

Forwards

No.	Shirt	Name	Picture	Description
33	AMX	amd amx		A mad and actually fast cunt, pupil of his team
7	GIMI	Gimi		A Finnish autist who likes to drive fast, /f1/ autists like to see him drive fast