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7)
Todat was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Nadeshiko. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Seika called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to be about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
Exports
Pre-VGL 14 Blender models for the new players
Roster
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Players
This is the VGL 11 roster. (I'll update this for VGL14. Maybe.)
Match History
Official
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| November 25, 2016 |  /mggg/
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/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D |
0-2 L | |
| November 26, 2016 |  /skg/
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/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D |
2-2 D | M*ogy  17', 83'
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| November 27, 2016 |  /hanny/
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/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D |
1-2 L | Quof 12'
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| June 2, 2017 |  /nepgen/
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group D |
0-2 L | |
| June 3, 2017 |  /svg/
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group D |
0-0 D | |
| June 4, 2017 |  /gbfg/
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/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group D |
2-1 W | Douzo, Lad 25' M*ogy 81'Runa  57'
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| November 24, 2017 |  /fgoalter/
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/vg/ League 9 Qualifiers Group B |
1-4 L | Intentionally Bad 90+2' Upskirts 69'
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| November 25, 2017 |  /ffg/
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/vg/ League 9 Qualifiers Group B |
1-2 L | Intentionally Bad 86'
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| November 26, 2017 |  /wtg/
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/vg/ League 9 Qualifiers Group B |
2-4 L | Intentionally Bad 4', 84'
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| June 2, 2018 |  /yyy/
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/vg/ League X Group E |
1-2 L | I only read moege 82'
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| June 8, 2018 |  /domg/
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/vg/ League X Group E |
4-2 W | Douzo, Lad 19', 59' I'm Ending It 41'I only read moege 66'
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| June 17, 2018 |  /xcg/
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/vg/ League X Group E |
1-1 D | Douzo, Lad 61'
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| June 22, 2018 |  /agdg/
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/vg/ League X Playoff Round 1 |
0-0 (9-8) PK D | |
| November 25, 2018 |  /alg/
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/vg/ League 11 Group L |
1-0 W | Literally me 39'
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| December 1, 2018 |  /mbg/
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/vg/ League 11 Group L |
3-2 W | I only read moege 13', 90+5' Douzo, Lad 44'
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| December 7, 2018 |  /pmmm/
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/vg/ League 11 Group L |
5-3 W | Awawawa 12' Douzo, Lad 20', 23', 26', 76'
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| December 15, 2018 |  /civ4xg/
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/vg/ League 11 Round of 16 |
2-3 L | I only read moege 15' Awawawa 64'
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| June 9, 2019 | /domg/
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/vg/ League 12 Group K |
2-0 W | Douzo, lad 37' Loliconia 74'
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| June 15, 2019 | /ffg/
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/vg/ League 12 Group K |
1-2 L | Douzo, lad 68'
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| June 21, 2019 |  /ssbg/
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/vg/ League 12 Group K |
1-1 D | Douzo, lad 53'
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| November 23, 2019 |  /utg/
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/vg/ League 13 Group H |
2-3 L | Douzo, lad 51' Loliconia 76'
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| November 29, 2019 | /ssbg/
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/vg/ League 13 Group H |
2-1 W | kys 52' Douzo, lad 65'
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| December 8, 2019 |  /ddlc/
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/vg/ League 13 Group H |
0-0 D | |
| December 13, 2019 |  /hsg/
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/vg/ League 13 Playoff Round 1 |
1-3 W | I Only Read Moege 11' Loliconia 14'kys 90+5'
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| December 13, 2019 | /wtg/
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/vg/ League 13 Playoff Round 2 |
2-1 L | Douzo, lad 16'
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| June 5, 2020 |  /2hug/
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/vg/ League 14 Group A |
3-3 D | Geralt 23' Douzo, Lad 34', 62'
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| June 5, 2020 |  /lzg/
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/vg/ League 14 Group A |
1-3 L | Douzo, Lad 77'
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Unofficial
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| April 8, 2018 | /gbfg/
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/vg/ League X Friendlies | 3-6 L | Geralt 4', 52' SOIYA  59'
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| April 13, 2018 | /hanny/
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/vg/ League X Friendlies | 1-3 L | Douzo, lad 72'
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| September 9, 2018 |  /hpgg/
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/vg/ League 11 Friendlies | 5-1 W | I only read moege 29' Loliconia 42'I'm ending it 59', 90+3'Douzo, lad 67'
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| September 16, 2018 |  /vitagen/
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/vg/ League 11 Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
| March 30, 2019 |  /r6g/
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/vg/ League 12 Friendlies | 6-8 L | 27' Geralt 35', 39' Douzo, Lad 41', 54' I Only Read Moege 58' AWAWAWA 90+2' kys
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| March 22, 2020 | /lzg/
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/vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 3-4 L | 69', 90' Douzo, Lad 80' Loliconia
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| March 27, 2020 | /hanny/
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/vg/ League 14 Friendlies | 1-2 L | 76' Douzo, Lad
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Player Statistics
Goalscorers
| Player | Goals |
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| Douzo, Lad | 18 |
| I only read moege | 6 |
| Intentionally Bad | 4 |
| M*ogy | 3 |
| Loliconia | 3 |
| Awawawa | 2 |
| kys | 2 |
| I'm Ending It | 1 |
| Literally me | 1 |
| Quof | 1 |
| Geralt | 1 |
Assists
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| Douzo, Lad | 7 |
| I Only Read Moege | 6 |
| I'm Ending It | 3 |
| Loliconia | 3 |
| Awawawa | 2 |
| Geralt | 1 |
| kys | 1 |
| Mangagamer Shill | 1 |
| Moege cum nukige | 1 |
| /ourguys/ | 1 |
| Please Bang My Wife | 1 |
| Quof | 1 |
| Reinhard Heydrich | 1 |
| Guys I'm Literally Shaking | 1 |
Saves
| Player | Saves |
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| JOP | 38 |
| All-Ages Kusoge | 12 |
| Please Bang My Wife | 6 |
| Anime-Tier Shading | 4 |
