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{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=GK|name={{tt|BLOCK CERO|Do you have a big enough brain to let the enemy walk into your base?}}}} | {{sq start player |no=10 |pos=GK|name=[[File:BLOCK CERO.png|25px]] {{tt|BLOCK CERO|Do you have a big enough brain to let the enemy walk into your base?}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=RB|name={{tt|No Thoughts Head Empty|Should I attack the enemies? Should I attack the allies?}}}} | {{sq start player |no=6 |pos=RB|name=[[File:No Thoughts Head Empty.png|25px]] {{tt|No Thoughts Head Empty|Should I attack the enemies? Should I attack the allies?}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=1 |pos=CB|name={{tt|I Never Asked For This|Ace..... ;_;7}}}} | {{sq start player |no=1 |pos=CB|name=[[File:I Never Asked For This.png|25px]] {{tt|I Never Asked For This|Ace..... ;_;7}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=CB|name={{tt|What's His Name Again?|Large Larry. Ample Adam. Great Gary. Solid Sam. Titantic Tom. Rotund Randy. Enormous Earl. Jumbo Jim. Fat Frank. Male Tourist B.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=11 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Whats His Name Again.png|25px]] {{tt|What's His Name Again?|Large Larry. Ample Adam. Great Gary. Solid Sam. Titantic Tom. Rotund Randy. Enormous Earl. Jumbo Jim. Fat Frank. Male Tourist B.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=68 |pos=LB|name={{tt|Jetpackbro|change da world my final message. Goodb ye}}}} | {{sq start player |no=68 |pos=LB|name=[[File:Jetpackbro.png|25px]] {{tt|Jetpackbro|change da world my final message. Goodb ye}}}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=44 |pos=DMF|name={{tt|HellaCHAD|My cool uncle Hellagur is HellaBASED.}}}} | {{sq bronze player |no=44 |pos=DMF|name=[[File:HellaCHAD.png|25px]] {{tt|HellaCHAD|My cool uncle Hellagur is HellaBASED.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no=67 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|LappGOD|LAPPGODS RUN THIS PLACE.}}}} | {{sq start player |no=67 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:LappGOD.png|25px]] {{tt|LappGOD|LAPPGODS RUN THIS PLACE.}}}} | ||
{{sq bronze player |no=89 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Mofumofu|She just wants to touch their tails.}}}} | {{sq bronze player |no=89 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:Mofumofu.png|25px]] {{tt|Mofumofu|She just wants to touch their tails.}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=SS|name={{tt|WA CHING WA CHING|NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PRESS ONE BUTTON TO WIN THE GAME!!! haha true silver go ching ching}}}} | {{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=SS|name=[[File:WA CHING WA CHING.png|25px]] {{tt|WA CHING WA CHING|NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST PRESS ONE BUTTON TO WIN THE GAME!!! haha true silver go ching ching}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no=23 |pos=CF|name={{tt|Donkey|Dumb donkey daughter.}}}} | {{sq silver player |no=23 |pos=CF|name=[[File:Donkey.png|25px]] {{tt|Donkey|Dumb donkey daughter.}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=CF|name={{tt|ZERO SANITY|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}}}} {{Captain}} | {{sq gold player |no=0 |pos=CF|name=[[File:ZERO SANITY.png|25px]] {{tt|ZERO SANITY|AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA}}}} {{Captain}} | ||
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{{sq player |no=69 |pos=CB|name={{tt|Retardbro...|ngmi *cough cough* go on without me bros...}}}} | {{sq player |no=69 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Retardbro.png|25px]] {{tt|Retardbro...|ngmi *cough cough* go on without me bros...}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=7 |pos=CB|name={{tt|Stop Sending Clue 7|PLEASE STOP SENDING ME CLUE 7 I ALREADY HAVE 8 OF THEM JUST STOP I BEG YOU}}}} | {{sq player |no=7 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Stop Sending Clue 7.png|25px]] {{tt|Stop Sending Clue 7|PLEASE STOP SENDING ME CLUE 7 I ALREADY HAVE 8 OF THEM JUST STOP I BEG YOU}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=75 |pos=CB|name={{tt|<nowiki>8*7500 = 1 Million LMD</nowiki>|You get 240 sanity per day. CE-5 costs 30 sanity. If you don't do 8 CE-5 runs per day, you lose out on <nowiki>8*7500=</nowiki> 1 million LMD per day.}}}} | {{sq player |no=75 |pos=CB|name=[[File:Mathlets.png|25px]] {{tt|<nowiki>8*7500 = 1 Million LMD</nowiki>|You get 240 sanity per day. CE-5 costs 30 sanity. If you don't do 8 CE-5 runs per day, you lose out on <nowiki>8*7500=</nowiki> 1 million LMD per day.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB|name={{tt|{{greentext|african doctors}}|You HAVE gotten a Top Operator tag by now, right?}}}} | {{sq player |no=13 |pos=CB|name=[[File:African doctors.png|25px]] {{tt|{{greentext|african doctors}}|You HAVE gotten a Top Operator tag by now, right?}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=9 |pos=RB|name={{tt|APPURU PAI|I love creampie. Would you like to taste it?}}}} | {{sq player |no=9 |pos=RB|name=[[File:APPURU PAI.png|25px]] {{tt|APPURU PAI|I love creampie. Would you like to taste it?}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=RB|name={{tt|Loginknights|Oh boy I can't wait for another two-week-long login event where I get to play for 15 minutes per day!}}}} | {{sq player |no=14 |pos=RB|name=[[File:Loginknights.png|25px]] {{tt|Loginknights|Oh boy I can't wait for another two-week-long login event where I get to play for 15 minutes per day!}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=2 |pos=LB|name={{tt|Cutest Cripple|Just wait until they stop holding back.}}}} | {{sq player |no=2 |pos=LB|name=[[File:Cutest Cripple.png|25px]] {{tt|Cutest Cripple|Just wait until they stop holding back.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=56 |pos=LB|name={{tt|LA GOBLINA|A touching story of two moms making their gremlin daughter into a nuclear bomb.}}}} | {{sq player |no=56 |pos=LB|name=[[File:La Goblina.png|25px]] {{tt|LA GOBLINA|A touching story of two moms making their gremlin daughter into a nuclear bomb.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=8 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|KO KO DA YO~|More like ko ko DIE yo.}}}} | {{sq player |no=8 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:KO KO DA YO.png|25px]] {{tt|KO KO DA YO~|More like ko ko DIE yo.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|GAOOO|Just kidding.}}}} | {{sq player |no=18 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:GAOOO.png|25px]] {{tt|GAOOO|Just kidding.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=5 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Shut the **** Up|You really are a piece of shit.}}}} | {{sq player |no=5 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:Shut the Up.png|25px]] {{tt|Shut the **** Up|You really are a piece of shit.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=CMF|name={{tt|Sad Fat Rich Cat|I'll give you money so please stop bullying me.}}}} | {{sq player |no=99 |pos=CMF|name=[[File:Sad Fat Rich Cat.png|25px]] {{tt|Sad Fat Rich Cat|I'll give you money so please stop bullying me.}}}} | ||
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Arknights is a chink gachashit mobile actually >fun tower defense game that takes place in a world full of edgy kemonomimi, angels with guns, Russians, and literal devils and vampires, all infected with rock cancer, and it's up to you as the Doctor to try and cure them of the plague. Allegedly. You spend a lot more time murdering infected people than actually curing them.
/akg/ meanwhile spends most of its time being huge fucking brainlets that don't know who to E2 next and still can't clear TR-15, at least until they reach zero sanity and start screaming about not being able to play for longer than 15 minutes and spamming random lyrics for hours.
Roster
Exports
Aesthetics | Audio | Tactical |
Match History
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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June 7th, 2020 | /pmmm/ | /vg/ League 14 | 2-5 L | 45+1' ZERO SANITY 68' Donkey |
June 13th, 2020 | /gfg/ | /vg/ League 14 | 0-3 L | |
June 19th, 2020 | /drg/ | /vg/ League 14 | 3-4 L | 29' ZERO SANITY 42' 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD (Assist: BLOCK CERO) 82' WA CHING WA CHING (Assist: GAOOO) 90+5' ZERO SANITY (Assist: WA CHING WA CHING) |
Team Art
BLOCK CERO blocking zero out of five shots, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
ZERO SANITY getting /akg/'s first goal ever, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
Donkey getting /akg/'s second goal, VGL14 vs. /pmmm/
BLOCK CERO, who actually blocked four shots, against /gfg/, VGL14 vs. /gfg/
Team Awards
VGL Awards
/vg/ League 14 Wooden Spoon
/vg/ League 14 Best General Aesthetics
/vg/ League 14 Biggest Spaghetti Moment - 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's Own Goal vs. /drg/
Records
- /gfg/ v. /akg/ set the new VGL record for highest attendance at 587 during the group stage of VGL14
Team History
/akg/ was formed on the evening of May 1, 2020. In preparation for the upcoming /vg/ League 14, much debate was had over the team logo and composition. Eventually 23 operators were selected, and /akg/ was ready to make their /vg/ League debut. |
VGL 14 Group Stage vs. /pmmm/With much anticipation and hype built up over the preceding month, /akg/ took the field in their official debut against the lesbians of /pmmm/. Unfortunately, /pmmm/ got off to a fast start as /akg/'s offense was left anemic, with /pmmm/ scoring twice near the end of the first half. However, the efforts of ZERO SANITY and Donkey were able to pull /akg/ back to a 2-2 tie. This was the peak of the match, however, as /pmmm/ broke /akg/'s defense with three goals in seven minutes. /akg/'s first ever match concluded 2-5. VGL 14 Group Stage vs. /gfg/[REDACTED] VGL 14 Group Stage vs. /drg/After two poor performances, /akg/ was already knocked out of the tournament, so the final match against /drg/ was a matter of pride. The offense (except Donkey) started off better than the previous two matches, actually being able to form strings of passes. However, /drg/ was able to take a defensive error by 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD and turn it into a goal. This goal was quickly canceled out by ZERO SANITY scoring a precise shot, taking advantage of /drg/'s own defensive error. Screams of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA filled the stands. A slow first half was coming to a close when the unimaginable happened. BLOCK CERO, already debuffed by an enemy Agent, activated her skill. She kicked the ball directly into 8*7500 = 1 Million LMD's bag, and it ricocheted into the net. At the start of the second half, Donkey missed another opportunity. Following this, /drg/ scored again, bringing the score to 1-3. Switching tactics, /akg/ opted for a more attacking style of play. This resulted in an eventual goal, with GAOOO finding WA CHING WA CHING to halve /drg/'s lead. After another couple of mistakes by Donkey, /drg/ was able to score on a counter. With the game in stoppage time and the score 2-4, /akg/ decided to go for Risk 26 and threw five operators forward. After a save off a kickoff shot by ZERO SANITY, it looked like these tactics were for naught. However, a key tackle by No Thoughts Head Empty followed by an incisive pass from WA CHING WA CHING resulted in another ZERO SANITY goal. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs filled the stands for one last time in this tournament, and the match concluded 3-4. VGL 14 EpilogueDespite a valiant performance against /drg/, other results on the final matchdays went against /akg/, and /akg/ finished with the wooden spoon as the team in the tournament with the least amount of points. However all was not for naught. BLOCK CERO's tactical own goal was able to give /akg/ an award for Spaghetti Moment of the Tournament, and the team's overall aesthetics on their debut won Aesthetics of the Tournament. With more time, hype, and experience on their side, /akg/ now looks forward to /vg/ League 15, hoping that a new tournament will bring better fortune. |
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