/wsg/

/wsg/
Play Hard, Work Safe
/wsg/ - Worksafe GIF
Founded March 1, 2013 IRL Manager Managerless Team Colours Chat Colour FF0A4D Synthwave Sunset Pink Ranking 13 ( 5) Top Scorer Duane (42) Top Assister Duane (26) Captain Ricardo Milos Website /wsg/ - Worksafe GIF Nickname The Wiseguys Wassug/Wusug
Historic Performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 35 12 31 78 44.87%
GF GA GD 153 146 +7
Biggest Win /wsg/  5–1  /y/ November 3, 2017 Biggest Defeat /vr/  4–0  /wsg/ February 20, 2016 First Match /wsg/  3–0  /out/ July 21, 2013
Elite Cup Appearances 7 (First in Summer '14) Best Result 9th, Winter '16 Babby Cup Appearances 9 (First in Spring '14) Best Result 2nd, Spring '20 Fetus Qualifier Appearances 4 (First in Autumn '13) Best Result 1st, Autumn '17
Team Music
Anthem You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood Victory Anthem Resonance MotM: Ricardo U Got That Goalhorn Push The Feeling On Alt-Horn: Ricardo DotA Alt-Horn: TBC Roundabout Alt-Horn: Duane You Can Do It Alt-Horn: MTL MULTI-TRACK LISTENING
Kits
Home Kit Away Kit GK Kit Third Kit Goalkeeper Kit

One wonders if the introduction of webms to 4chan was beneficial to /wsg/ or not, on one hand it expanded the focus of the board, on the other it brought a lot of unwanted crossover with YouTube. Nevertheless, what was once a team that only consisted of a collection of random gifs, has now blossomed into team of widely varying interests that can all coexist together thanks to being one of only two boards in which you can post webms with sound and the only one where porn won't drown everything else out.

Roster

Main Article: /wsg/ Roster
See Also: /wsg/ Roster Poll Results

No. Position Player 1   GK Deal With It 8   CB Knife Wielding Tentacle 92   CB Boston Dynamics 7   CB VLC Glitch 13   DMF Did He Died? 68   LMF Why Are You Gay? 95   RMF MULTI-TRACK LISTENING 20   CMF Big Man Tyrone 9   AMF To Be Continued 89   SS Duane 77   CF Ricardo Milos

No. Position Player 2   GK Get Out 5   CB WASTED 37   CB Gabe the Dog 4   DMF FUCKING LEGEND 16   DMF Sensible Chuckle 69   LMF The Sex Joke Event Horizon 19   LMF WTF Is This Real? 18   CMF Pumped Up Kicks 3   CMF Dissin' Your Flygirl 10   CMF Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 23   RMF Look At Him Go! 26   RMF Dr. Ivo Robotnik

History

Main Article: /wsg/ History

*Insert entire cup history summary here so that I don't ever have to update this again.*

Tournament Record

Event	Manager	Record	GF	GA	GD	Result	Place	Note
All Official Friendlies	RollFizzlebeef	4-2-1	15	8	7	Positive Record	N/A	#MakeFriendliesOfficialAgain
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	RollFizzlebeef, Hessen	1-1-2	5	8	-3	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance from a Qualifier
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup	RollFizzlebeef	3-0-2	9	4	5	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /fa/
2014 4chan Summer Cup	RollFizzlebeef	2-0-2	5	5	0	Round of 16	11th	>Being eliminated by /ic/
2015 4chan Winter Cup	Knicklicht, RollFizzlebeef	0-0-0	0	0	0	Nullified	0th	This tournament's results are negated due to post-cup drama.
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	2-1-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	15th	>4(four) Ro16 finishes in a row
2016 4chan Winter Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	2-0-2	9	10	-1	Round of 16	9th	>Being eliminated by /out/
2016 4chan Summer Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	1-0-2	3	5	-2	Relegated	23rd	>Letting /soc/ advance over you
2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	0-1-2	8	12	-4	Relegated	26th	>Letting /u/ advance over you
2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	.WEBMarshmallow	0-1-2	2	6	-4	Failed to Advance	11th	>Failing to advance in a group of four where three teams advance
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	.WEBMarshmallow	3-0-0	8	4	4	Promoted	1st	>""""""""""Winning"""""""""" a fetus
2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	2-1-1	15	11	4	Round of 16	11th	>Throwing away a perfect win record against /trv/
2018 4chan Winter Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	1-0-2	5	6	-1	Relegated	21st	>YOU GOT BEAT BY /m/
2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup	.WEBMarshmallow	1-1-2	8	11	-3	Failed to Advance	28th	>Letting it slip to /sp/
2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	admiralmeru	1-0-2	3	7	-4	Relegated	25th	>Letting /mlp/ make the great escape
2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers	admiralmeru	1-1-1	7	6	1	Failed to Advance	7th	>Ricardo double brace to keep us alive >get aborted anyway
2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	admiralmeru	3-0-1	10	7	3	Round of 16	16th	>The nine point curse strikes, hard.
2020 4chan Winter Cup	admiralmeru	1-1-1	3	3	0	Relegated	20th	>CAM ON WUSUG SCOR SUM FACKIN GOALS
2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup	admiralmeru	6-0-1	20	8	12	Runner-Up	2nd	>finally win a knockout game >proceed to go all the way to the final
2020 4chan Summer Cup	admiralmeru	0-1-2	3	8	-5	Relegated	30th
2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	admiralmeru	1-1-1	6	7	-1	Failed to Advance	19th

Match Record

Main Article: /wsg/ Match History

Unofficial Matches

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date	Replay
Halloween Bowl 2013	Round of 16	/cm/	3-2 W	Cartel Execution  45+' Did He Died?  52' NSFW  60'	November 2, 2013	—
	Quarter Finals	/d/	1-3 L	Nguyen Van Lem  54'	November 3, 2013	—
Tottori Cup 2	Quarter Finals	/tg/	1-2 L	Big Shake  53'	March 22, 2014	—
Lark's Madness	Round of 64	/ck/	3-2 W	Dodger Leigh  30', 38', 62'	August 22, 2015	—
	Round of 32	/toy/	2-1 W	Duane  76' 56 Chicken Nuggets  78'	August 23, 2015	—
	Round of 16	/an/	1-4 L	Dodger Leigh  17'	August 30, 2015	—
Losers Bowl	Round of 64	/s4s/	0-3 L		November 20, 2015	[ ]
	Round of 32	/k/	3-1 W	Dodger Leigh  57', 90+' Duane  90+'	November 26, 2015	[ ]
Rigging After Dark	Friendlies	/f/	3-2 W	Duane  44' Gabe the Dog  61' Shinobu Oshino  65'	June 17, 2016	[ ]
		/gif/	6-2 W	Duane  17' There is Bear Cum!  27', 81' Dodger Leigh  41', 59' Shinobu Oshino  89'	June 27, 2016	[ ]
Lark's Madness II	Round of 64	/sci/	2-1 W	Dodger Leigh  32' Raven  116'	July 17, 2016	—
	Round of 32	/hr/	4-1 W	Shinobu Oshino  15', 80', 90+1' Raven  53'	July 30, 2016	—
	Round of 16	/out/	1-3 L	Gabe the Dog  43'	July 31, 2016	—
2017 Winter Cup	Friendlies	/i/	3-1 W	Duane  13' To Be Continued  16', 50'	January 8, 2017
		/f/	2-1 W	Gabe the Dog  14' Duane  76'	January 15, 2017
2013+5 Autumn Babby Cup	Friendlies	/f/	1-2 L	Big Shake  27'	October 5, 2018	[ ]
		/aco/	1-2 L	To Be Continued  83'	October 7, 2018	[ ]
		/int/	6-4 W	Duane  16', 29', 35' (pen.), 39', 69' (pen.) To Be Continued  79'	October 21, 2018	[ ]
2020 Spring Babby Cup	Friendlies	/ck/	0-0 D		March 7, 2020	[ ]
		/w/	7-6 W	Ricardo Milos  4' Big Man Tyrone  14', 42', 86' Dissin' Your Flygirl  68' Duane  90+2', 90+4'	March 15, 2020	[ ]
		/vp/	4-2 W	Ricardo Milos  45+1', 65' To Be Continued  70', 82'	March 20, 2020	[ ]
2020 Autumn Babby Cup	Friendlies	/sci/	2-3 L	Ricardo Milos  30' Duane  79'	September 11, 2020
		/f/	2-5 L	WTF Is This Real?  33' Big Man Tyrone  80'	September 20, 2020
		/gd/	1-2 L	Duane  38'	September 27, 2020

Rivalries

The WebM Derby For a long time, /gif/ was the board to go to for any and all gifposting. As the board grew older, civil unrest rose up between those looking for sensible chuckles and the lurkers looking to bust a nut. Moot took action and created /wsg/ in order to keep both sides of the dispute happy. That doesn't stop the two brother boards from hashing out their mutual frustrations with each other on the pitch, though. The only official meeting between these two teams was a 2-3 loss for /wsg/ in the Autumn '13 Friendlies where /wsg/'s recorded history in the cup began. For various reasons since 2013 the two teams haven't managed to play each other at any point due to factors that range from differing skill levels to straight up not competing for two years in /gif/'s case.

0-0-1

Blazin' All Tens Yolobowl Another board that's all about the animated imagery, /f/ and /wsg/ share an acquaintanceship that's best described as "neighbourly." Games between the two are less about winning and losing and more about setting tactics to all-tens and watching the pitch be set ablaze by what may happen.Some teams just want to watch the football world burn. Friendly is an accurate term for this rivalry, seeing as both meetings between the two were held across the Winter and Summer Friendlies of 2014, the former ending in a fun 4-2 win for /wsg/ and the latter in a tense 1-1 nail-biter. Bygone are the days of PES2014 and it's legendary Yolobowl matches, when these teams ever meet again it will likely be in a more competitive setting.

1-1-0

The Rat Race Rumble What would, on paper, seem to be two boards with no connection comes a competitive rivalry that stems all the way back to the PES2014 era. Wily veterans /trv/ are never one to back down from a fight. When /wsg/ came knocking during the Winter Friendlies season, they would heed the call to arms and walk away with an tight 1-0 victory. Later that Summer /wsg/ would hold the Winter champions to a close 2-1 victory, sending them on a downward spiral to mediocrity, the two teams would not meet again for another two years. In the 5th Anniversary Cup, goalkeeper Get Out with his 7 saves and MoTM award would carry the team to a scrappy 1-0 victory. The rivalry though storied only gets interesting a year later in Autumn '17 where star strikers Duane and To Be Continued work together to turn a hopeless 3-1 loss into a cheeky 3-3 draw in the dying minutes of the match. /trv/ would finally slay their white whale /wsg/ 1-5 two years later in Autumn '19.

3-1-1

Statistics

Main Article: /wsg/ Statistics

Red background denotes inactive/retired players. Only players with one or more points shown.

Player	Caps	Goals	Assists
Duane	76	42	26
To Be Continued	48	34	23
Ricardo Milos	23	22	4
Dodger Leigh	31	18	5
Big Shake	19	8	6
MULTI-TRACK LISTENING	36	6	4
Gondola	23	4	3
Big Man Tyrone	37	3	6
Brent Rambo	14	2	3
Seizure Bro	7	2	1
56 Chicken Nuggets	17	2	0
Gabe the Dog	28	1	6
Dissin' Your Flygirl	23	1	2
Mako Mankanshoku	5	1	2
The Sex Joke Event Horizon	7	1	1
Thanks, Obama!	29	1	0
Pumped Up Kicks	25	1	0
Roka Shibasaki	6	1	0
Umaru-chan	5	1	0
I Like Turtles	1	1	0
Raven	9	0	3
Sensible Chuckle	30	0	2
FUCKING LEGEND	28	0	2
Look At Him Go!	16	0	2
Araragi Koyomi	7	0	2
There is Bear Cum!	5	0	2
VLC Glitch	41	0	1
Boston Dynamics	35	0	1
Why Are You Gay?	13	0	1
Hōsei Tsukitei	7	0	1
Cupcake Dog	6	0	1
Dustiness Ford Lalatina	6	0	1
Hypnotoad	6	0	1
WTF Is This Real?	4	0	1
Nihilist Penguin Death March	4	0	1
Steel or Feathers	3	0	1
Somebody Toucha Mah Spaghet	2	0	1
Ema Yasuhara	0	0	0
Opponent own goals	—	1	—
Player	Caps	Saves
Deal With It	49	135
Get Out	25	69
Scott Sterling	4	14

Honours

Awards

Qualifiers

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  Autumn '17 Qualifiers
  Golden Boot:
  To Be Continued

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  Autumn '17 Qualifiers
  Most Valuable Player:
  To Be Continued

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  Spring '19 Qualifiers
  Golden Boot:
  Ricardo Milos

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  Spring '19 Qualifiers
  Top Assister:
  To Be Continued

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  Spring '19 Qualifiers
  Most Valuable Player:
  Ricardo Milos

Babby

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  Autumn '17
  Top Assister:
  To Be Continued

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  Autumn '17
  Best Kits:
  Synthwave Sunset Kits

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  Autumn '19
  Best Alt-horn:
  DotA

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  Autumn '19
  Biggest Spaghetti:
  Deal With It

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  Spring '20
  Most Valuable Player:
  Ricardo Milos

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  Spring '20
  Team of the Tournament:
  /wsg/

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  Spring '20
  Player of the Tournament:
  Ricardo Milos

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  Spring '20
  Match of the Tournament:
  /wsg/ 7-5 /wg/

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  Spring '20
  Most Exciting Team:
  /wsg/

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  Spring '20
  Best Kits:
  Watchtower White Kits

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  Spring '20
  Best Overall Music:
  /wsg/

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  Spring '20
  Best Alt-horn:
  DotA

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  Spring '20
  Best Overall Chants:
  /wsg/

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  Spring '20
  Best Chant:
  I Hate Gay People

Records

Holder	Date	Record	Match
Duane (Tied)	May 20, 2018	Fastest brace, scoring at 8' and 9' (1 minute).	/i/  1 - 3  /wsg/

Gallery

Memorable Moments

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  56 Chicken Nuggets scores a goal and prevents /s/ from advancing to Summer.

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  WASTED Get's MotM, cackling ensues.

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  Not the team's proudest moment but the juxtaposition is hilarious.

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  The first and only time any team has ever surrendered a penalty kick to /wsg/.

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  Funny enough this classic display of >PES physics had nothing to do with the earlier penalty kick.

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  Duane and To Be Continued tie things up at the last second in a very To Be Continued fashion.

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  To Be Continued get's To Be Continued himself due to being offside.

• The smile is magnetic, it attracts all. You came to satisfy your lust, acquiescing to your base instincts like an animal, but you saw his face and felt a higher calling..png

  The smile is magnetic, it attracts all. You came to satisfy your lust, acquiescing to your base instincts like an animal, but you saw his face and felt a higher calling.

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  Ricardo doesn't know the meaning of "over the top".

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  He couldn't deal with it, neither could /bant/ so they scored their own as well.

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  >"So, Duane, I was wondering, what Goal Celebration trends do you follow?"
  "Well, mostly I re-watch broken /aesco/ model matches, and see what the kids on /gd/ are doing."

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  >The absolute state of /wsg/'s Summer cup run.

Logo History

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  Autumn '13

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  Spring '14 - Spring '17

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  Autumn '17 - Present

Kit History

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  Autumn '13 - Spring '17

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  Autumn '13 - Spring '17

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  Autumn '13 - Winter '20

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  Winter '16 - Present

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  Autumn '17 - Present

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  Spring '20 - Present

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Trivia

• To Be Continued is the first player to score a hat-trick for the team and is the current leader at 2.
• Ricardo Milos is the first and only player to score a double-brace for the team and is the current leader at 2.
• Duane is the first and only player to have earned a red card for the team.
  • After earning his red card, Duane ended his streak of being the only player to have played in every single /wsg/ match.
  • Up until earning his red card, Duane had been playing a clean game his entire career.
• Longtime silver medal MULTI-TRACK LISTENING came close to becoming a gold medal on multiple occasions but was prevented from doing so for the following reasons.
  • The use to the GSSBB medal system throughout 2018, which limited teams to a single gold medal, To Be Continued in /wsg/'s case.
  • The addition of Ricardo Milos as the team's second gold medal in Spring '19, once the GGSS medal system had been reinstated.
• After serving as the starting goalkeeper since the team's founding, Deal With It was demoted to substitution status in Autumn' 18 by a margin of one vote. Get Out took his place as the starting goalkeeper for that tournament.
  • Deal With It handily beat Get Out in the following poll to regain his starter status and has maintained it ever since.