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/vn/

Per aspera ad Paradisum

/vn/ - Visual Novel General

Founded

November 3, 2016

Owner

Otou-san

IRL manager

Pedeiche

Team colors

Chat color

ffffff
Yamato-damashii White

Ranking

48th (

10)

Highest rank

14th (December 28th, 2018)

Lowest rank

48th (December 13th, 2020)

Top scorer

Douzo, lad (19)

Top assister

Douzo, lad / I Only Read Moege (7)

Captain

Douzo, lad

Website

/vn/ - Visual Novel General

Nickname

EOPs

Historic performance

8	7	16			31				25.81%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
46	61	-15

Biggest win
/vn/	5–3	/pmmm/
07 December 2018

Biggest defeat
/vn/	1–5	/feg/
20 june 2020

First match
/mggg/	2–0	/vn/
25 November 2016

/vg/ League
Appearances	6 (First in VGLX)
Best result	Round of 16, /vg/ League 11

Team music

Anthem	Deus Machina
Victory Anthem	DESIRE

Goal horn	未来への咆哮
Loliconia	Study Time (Party Van warning)
Douzo, lad brace+ (only if not losing)	It's coming home
Yotsunoha OUT NOW	Akan

Kits

...
For example, let's say you asked a kid in middle school, “Do you know what Schrödinger's cat is?"
Most would say, “Yes,” or, “I've heard of it.”
We'll start by eliminating the DQNs who say they've never heard of it.
Next you ask, “Well, what was it?”
Next we eliminate those poor fools who say, “It's something about a cat in a box, right?” or, “There's this cat, but you don't know if it's alive or dead, right?”
Or maybe they say, “There's a cat in a box, and next to it there's a device that may or may not give off poison gas. You don't know if the cat's alive or dead till you open the box. Everybody knows that.”
We can eliminate these show-offs as well.
Anybody from those groups is a wrong-sider.
The right answer would be to describe the experiment, and then say, “It was a thought experiment proposed by Schrödinger to criticize the quantum mechanical theory that state collapse only occurs after human observation.“
But barely anyone can do that.
And i'd imagine that i'm the only guy who's still in high school who knows that Schrödinger got the idea after exchanging letters with Einstein.

I hate wrong-siders.

Exports

VGL 16 Friendlies tactics

VGL 16 asstics

Patrician VGL 16 music

Tiny hat ball

Roster

No.

Position

Player

1

	GK

JOP

13

	LB

Autism Senpai

14

	CB

Routelets

4

	CB

ded medium

21

	RB

Geralt

6

	DMF

Loliconia

10

	CMF

Poyayaaan

8

	AMF

kys

3

	SS

Awawawa

69

	SS

I only Read Moege

9

	CF

Douzo, Lad

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

All Ages Kusoge

2

	LB

Moege Cum Nukige

22

	LB

SOUL

5

	CB

Guys I'm Literally Shaking

15

	CB

>Sensei Route

16

	CB

Nekonyan shill (unpaid)

17

	CB

ESL art

18

	CB

Ikikoi

7

	RB

/ourguys/

23

	RB

Tiny hats

19

	DMF

Upskirts

20

	DMF

I'm ending it

Players

This is the VGL 11 roster. (I'll update this for VGL14. Maybe.)

Match History

Official

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02016-11-25November 25, 2016	/mggg/	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D	0-2 L
02016-11-26November 26, 2016	/skg/	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D	2-2 D	M*ogy 17', 83'
02016-11-27November 27, 2016	/hanny/	/vg/ League 7 Qualifiers Group D	1-2 L	Quof 12'
02017-06-02June 2, 2017	/nepgen/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group D	0-2 L
02017-06-03June 3, 2017	/svg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group D	0-0 D
02017-06-04June 4, 2017	/gbfg/	/vg/ League 8 Qualifiers Group D	2-1 W	Douzo, Lad 25' M*ogy 81' Runa 57'
02017-11-24November 24, 2017	/fgoalter/	/vg/ League 9 Qualifiers Group B	1-4 L	Intentionally Bad 90+2' Upskirts 69'
02017-11-25November 25, 2017	/ffg/	/vg/ League 9 Qualifiers Group B	1-2 L	Intentionally Bad 86'
02017-11-26November 26, 2017	/wtg/	/vg/ League 9 Qualifiers Group B	2-4 L	Intentionally Bad 4', 84'
02018-06-02June 2, 2018	/yyy/	/vg/ League X Group E	1-2 L	I only read moege 82'
02018-06-08June 8, 2018	/domg/	/vg/ League X Group E	4-2 W	Douzo, Lad 19', 59' I'm Ending It 41' I only read moege 66'
02018-06-17June 17, 2018	/xcg/	/vg/ League X Group E	1-1 D	Douzo, Lad 61'
02018-06-22June 22, 2018	/agdg/	/vg/ League X Playoff Round 1	0-0 (9-8) PK L
02018-11-25November 25, 2018	/alg/	/vg/ League 11 Group L	1-0 W	Literally me 39'
02018-12-01December 1, 2018	/mbg/	/vg/ League 11 Group L	3-2 W	I only read moege 13', 90+5' Douzo, Lad 44'
02018-12-07December 7, 2018	/pmmm/	/vg/ League 11 Group L	5-3 W	Awawawa 12' Douzo, Lad 20', 23', 26', 76'
02018-12-15December 15, 2018	/civ4xg/	/vg/ League 11 Round of 16	2-3 L	I only read moege 15' Awawawa 64'
02019-06-09June 9, 2019	/domg/	/vg/ League 12 Group K	2-0 W	Douzo, lad 37' Loliconia 74'
02019-06-15June 15, 2019	/ffg/	/vg/ League 12 Group K	1-2 L	Douzo, lad 68'
02019-06-21June 21, 2019	/ssbg/	/vg/ League 12 Group K	1-1 D	Douzo, lad 53'
02019-11-23November 23, 2019	/utg/	/vg/ League 13 Group H	2-3 L	Douzo, lad 51' Loliconia 76'
02019-11-29November 29, 2019	/ssbg/	/vg/ League 13 Group H	2-1 W	kys 52' Douzo, lad 65'
02019-12-08December 8, 2019	/ddlc/	/vg/ League 13 Group H	0-0 D
02019-12-13December 13, 2019	/hsg/	/vg/ League 13 Playoff Round 1	1-3 W	I Only Read Moege 11' Loliconia 14' kys 90+5'
02019-12-13December 13, 2019	/wtg/	/vg/ League 13 Playoff Round 2	2-1 L	Douzo, lad 16'
02020-06-05June 5, 2020	/2hug/	/vg/ League 14 Group A	3-3 D	Geralt 23' Douzo, Lad 34', 62'
02020-06-14June 14, 2020	/lzg/	/vg/ League 14 Group A	1-3 L	Douzo, Lad 77'
02020-06-20June 20, 2020	/feg/	/vg/ League 14 Group A	1-5 L	Douzo, Lad 3'
02020-11-22November 22, 2020	/vrg/	/vg/ League 15 Group J	2-2 D	Douzo, Lad 4' kys 31'
02020-06-28June 28, 2020	/xcg/	/vg/ League 15 Group J	0-3 L
02020-12-04December 4, 2020	/feg/	/vg/ League 15 Group J	1-3 L	I only Read Moege 10' Guys I'm Literally Shaking 72'

Unofficial

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
02018-04-08April 8, 2018	/gbfg/	/vg/ League X Friendlies	3-6 L	Geralt 4', 52' SOIYA 59'
02018-04-13April 13, 2018	/hanny/	/vg/ League X Friendlies	1-3 L	Douzo, lad 72'
02018-09-09September 9, 2018	/hpgg/	/vg/ League 11 Friendlies	5-1 W	I only read moege 29' Loliconia 42' I'm ending it 59', 90+3' Douzo, lad 67'
02018-09-16September 16, 2018	/vitagen/	/vg/ League 11 Friendlies	0-2 L
02019-03-30March 30, 2019	/r6g/	/vg/ League 12 Friendlies	6-8 L	27' Geralt 35', 39' Douzo, Lad 41', 54' I Only Read Moege 58' AWAWAWA 90+2' kys
02020-03-22March 22, 2020	/lzg/	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	3-4 L	69', 90' Douzo, Lad 80' Loliconia
02020-03-27March 27, 2020	/hanny/	/vg/ League 14 Friendlies	1-2 L	76' Douzo, Lad
02020-09-19September 19, 2020	/fg/	/vg/ League 15 Friendlies	3-1 W	Geralt 22' I Only Read Moege 26', 50' Geralt 73'
02020-09-26September 26, 2020	/hanny/	/vg/ League 15 Friendlies	0-2 L
02021-03-20March 20, 2021	/fgoalter/	/vg/ League 16 Friendlies	0-1 L	POYAYAAAN 24'
02020-03-27March 27, 2020	/hgg2d/	/vg/ League 16 Friendlies	3-0 W	JOP 35' Douzo, Lad 49' Awawawa 60' Awawawa 45+0' Douzo, Lad 68'

Player Statistics

Goalscorers

Player	Goals
Douzo, Lad	19
I only read moege	6
Intentionally Bad	4
*Mogy**	3
Loliconia	3
Awawawa	2
kys	2
I'm Ending It	1
Literally me	1
Quof	1
Geralt	1

Assists

Player	Assists
Douzo, Lad	7
I Only Read Moege	7
I'm Ending It	3
Loliconia	3
Awawawa	2
Geralt	1
kys	1
Mangagamer Shill	1
Moege cum nukige	1
/ourguys/	1
Please Bang My Wife	1
Quof	1
Reinhard Heydrich	1
Guys I'm Literally Shaking	1

Saves

Player	Saves
JOP	41
All-Ages Kusoge	12
Please Bang My Wife	6
Anime-Tier Shading	4

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-Todat was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Nadeshiko. She is really fucking hot and looks like a preschooler. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Seika called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
+...<br>
+For example, let's say you asked a kid in middle school, “Do you know what Schrödinger's cat is?"<br>
+Most would say, “Yes,” or, “I've heard of it.”<br>
+We'll start by eliminating the DQNs who say they've never heard of it.<br>
+Next you ask, “Well, what was it?”<br>
+Next we eliminate those poor fools who say, “It's something about a cat in a box, right?” or, “There's this cat, but you don't know if it's alive or dead, right?”<br>
+Or maybe they say, “There's a cat in a box, and next to it there's a device that may or may not give off poison gas. You don't know if the cat's alive or dead till you open the box. Everybody knows that.”<br>
+We can eliminate these show-offs as well.<br>
+Anybody from those groups is a wrong-sider.<br>
+The right answer would be to describe the experiment, and then say, “It was a thought experiment proposed by Schrödinger to criticize the quantum mechanical theory that state collapse only occurs after human observation.“<br>
+But barely anyone can do that.<br>
+And i'd imagine that i'm the only guy who's still in high school who knows that Schrödinger got the idea after exchanging letters with Einstein.<br>
+<br>
-I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.
+I hate wrong-siders.
-Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to be about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
-I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

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