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Starting Eleven

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
1	GK	Untitled-1.AI		I'll name it later.
4	LB	Aesthetic Flags of the World		Good branding isn't just for soulless corporations. Keep it clean. Keep it simple. Make a statement. You are here.
9	CB	Dodge Tool Crack Pipe		"This is the dodge tool, you use it to make a part of the image brighter. You can remember this because the icon looks like a crack pipe and crack is white"
$55	CB	Affinity Shill		Free yourself from Software as a Service bullshit for the low low price of $55. It might even be good???
21	RB	Edit This Face		I need someone to turn this girl into stone. Please stop asking questions as to why.
150	DMF	Fine Art		It turns out people were trying to make visually pleasing images even before the 19th century. News to me but alright sure, it's welcome here.
	CMF	Minimalism		...
10	AMF	Helvetica		The most common font in the world. Swiss masterpiece.
2	SS	Glitch Art		HELVETICA TO KERNING, GLITCH ART! IT'S TWO, IT'S TWO!
12	SS	Ｖ　Ａ　Ｐ　Ｏ　Ｒ　Ｗ　Ａ　Ｖ　Ｅ		Ｒｅｃａｐｔｕｒｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｒｅａｍ　ｏｆ　ａ　ｔｉｍｅ　ｌｏｎｇ　ｐａｓｔ．
11	CF	Kerning the Kat		The friendly graphic design advice cat that you should always listen to. Is also Satan incarnate.

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Description
🌭	GK	Untitled-1.JPG		Do I look like I know what a jaypeg is? I just want a picture o̷f̡ ̡͜͞a ̡̢g̶̷̛o̕͘t̶̀d̵́͢a͟͜͠n̸͞g͠ ͟h̕o͏̸t́d͝͏͞o̢͞͏g̸͜.
13	LB	Font Share Thread		A thread where you request and share fonts. Prominent thread on /gd/ that has been around for ages.
91	CB	Corporate Memphis		A utopian narrative for a dystopian world. Graphical Muzak.
14	CB	Rate My Logo		You tried/10.
15	CB	Redesign It		Guaranteed replies in three weeks or less.
16	RB	Random Album Art Thread		Another prominent thread where you take a random phrase and image then design it into the sickest album cover of the year.
19	CMF	Graphic Design Is My Passion		>using GIMP
22	CMF	Pepsi Universe		G R A V I T A T I O N A L
5	CMF	Read The Sticky		Welcome to /gd/.
63	CMF	Golden Ratio		Transcendent design. Emergent in nature. Idealized and unique. Platonic. Massive Hipster Bait.
43	SS	>>>/wsr/		"Hey /gd/ could you photosho-" No, fuck off. >>>/wsr/
$	SS	Fuck You Pay Me		Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me Fuck You Pay Me

Kernings

Picture	Name	Opposing Team	Description
	Kerning	TBD	Classic Kern. Whenever /gd/ is too busy trying not to lose you'll see the one true Kerning.
	Professor Kerning	/sci/	Giving bad advice gets a lot more high risk in a lab setting.
	Coning	/o/	Thinks there's nothing wrong with using cursive fonts on street signs.
	悪い助言猫	/jp/	私のホバークラフトはうなぎで満たされています
	Kerning On The Way Cool Rocket	/n/	Kerning Says: Standing on a jet engine is the future of transportation!
	Supreme Gentlecat Kerning	/r9k/	While you were being productive he was perfectly recreating the paint spraycan in photoshop.
	Kernbey	/u/	Working for exposure has never been a worse idea.
	Kerning Presents: Portrait of the Artist in Cake	/ck/	This brave work was colored entirely with printer ink, will kill you if you eat it, and is worth over ten thousand dollars.
	GUNDAM Pilot: Kerning	/m/	This is no Zaku boy, no Zaku!
	Starfucker - Reptilians	/mu/	I love to see you crying / So happy when you're sad...
	That Doomer Kerning	/r9k/	At the end of the day we have to make the logo beautiful because the product behind it is not. Graphic Design is an idealized world, one without grime and sin. The real world is very different. I'm not sure it's worth fighting for.
	Ice Cream Kern	/ck/	Unreasonably salted ice cream guaranteed to kinda maybe look vaguely like Kerning! Tastes like regret and set pieces.
	SpeedyKern	/f/	In the beginning there was cats, eurobeat, and flash loops.
	Hype Video Kerning	WC19	Those were some good onion rings.
	Dr. Kerncat (aka Kernkatnik)	/block/	/3/ fell for it! The cup is ours! I'll have to give myself a prrrrrrrromotion!
	???	/cm/	Still owe these guys a kerning...
	Kern Destroyer	/wg/	Pictured here is Kerning heroically about to smack into a pole.
	"""Alien""" Kerning	/x/	I wish I could believe.
	Red Karding	SC19 WoC21	Even after being eliminated from the tournament Kerning was still really eager to see you crying.
	Lioning	/an/	...What do you mean he was already an animal?
	RIGGERS HATE HIM!	/biz/	EVERY YEAR THE GOVERNMENT GIVES AWAY MILLIONS IN FREE KERNINGS! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FIND HIM! CALL TODAY!
	Morganing	/v/	Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning! Whoa! Looking cool Kerning!
	Professional Bowler and/or 80's Jiggalo Kerning	/d/ /sp/  /fa/	One way or the other, he probably has excellent ball control.
	Socially Distant Kerning	/trv/	They infected a tiger. No thanks.
	Kernsandra	/s4s/	Free games? You'd be surprise!
	Kerning (the janitor [as Scruffy {the janitor}])	/mlp/	Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep Sweep...
	Kernolic Green Hills	/wg/	Halfway to making a quality YTMND site!
	Koining	/biz/	Because being paid in exposure is still realer than this.
	Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents: Kerning Presents:	/ck/	Bistromatics!
	4Kerna	/jp/	They were neither beef nor chicken.
	Rounding	/r9k/	"Just leave me alone..." he mutters, while getting harassed by the same team for 6th time.
	Kerning Nega	/p/	Using a negative filter is a great way to find colors for your logo.
	Gaming Kerning	/v/	Nothing improves game performance better than flashy and bright colors.
	KernFC	/vt/	The other annoying orange vtuber.
	Rate My Kern	/soc/	People are like logos, just pick the best looking one.
	Clowning	/pol/	🤡
	Kerngle	/vp/	Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore Kerning uses Spore
	Kerncina	/vst/	I challenge my fate!!
	Kern: Black Kat Of Ill Omen	/jp/	honk
	The White Stripes – "Seven Nation Army" (The Glitch Mob Remix)	/mu/	They're gonna rip it off / Taking their time right behind my back
	Tanking	/c/	My main battle tank can't be this cute!
	Cometing	/vst/	Milord, I bring grim tiding from the heavens.
	Kern's Closed	/b/	For all the true bobbas.
	Wiring (DO NOT CONSTRUCT)	/sci/	Listen, all I'm saying is if your invention hasn't actually electrocuted anyone yet, how can you KNOW it's actually dangerous?
	Kern's Up!	SBC22	Riding that wave of hubris all the way to summer