Difference between revisions of "/hag/"

Revision as of 23:55, 20 September 2022

/hag/

We Like Older Women

/hag/ - Hags

Founded

January 14th 2022

Caretaker

Reverse

IRL manager

Managerless

Team colors

Chat color

000000
Miosha Black

Top scorer

END HER MENOPAUSE (4)

Top assister

MIOSHA (2)

Captain

MIOSHA

Website

/hag/ - Hags

Nickname

/hag/gots

Historic performance

2	3	3			8				25%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
12	18	-6

Biggest win
/hag/	2–0	/vsj+/
4/03/22

Biggest defeat
/nepolabo/	3–0	/hag/
13/03/22

First match
/nasfaqg/	1–1	/hag/
4/03/22

Team music

Anthem	Older Women
Victory Anthem	Stacy's mom

Goal horn	Animal
MIOSHA Goal Horn	Howling
MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn	Wanwanwaoon
Pochimama Goal Horn	Alien Alien
SEX DOG Goal Horn	Wan-Wan House!
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn	Cheeki Breeki

Kits

/hag/ is a general dedicated to the discussion and admiration of Hags vtubers. What is a hag? A hag is a mature women who is more than 30 years old. What is a Christmas Cake? It refeers to women who are 25 or 26 years old. Makes reference to the japanese tradition of eating a cake on Christmas, these cakes have a definite expiration date, so following that sense no one wants to eat it after December 25th as "no one" want to date someone who passed their "prime". Of course we're not included in that. We want to impregnate all the hags.

History

Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.

Roster

No.

Position

Player

41

GK

MILF

31

RB

Bleached Hag

32

CB

Dragon Tits

33

CB

Wine Aunt

34

CB

Wakipai

35

LB

>tfw no wife

36

DMF

SEX DOG

37

CMF

Sex Potion Hag

38

AMF

MIOSHA

39

SS

Pochimama

40

CF

END HER MENOPAUSE

No.

Position

Player

67

GK

Have Sex and Reproduce

42

RB

Girlfriend

43

RB

Birbhag

44

CB

Is She A Hag?

29

CB

Christmas Cake

45

CB

ABE LET ME IN

46

CB

Calming Predator

26

LB

Hag Alchemist

47

LB

WOMB

48

DMF

Hag Clussy

49

DMF

Old Architecture

50

DMF

Married

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 2	Group Stage Group C	/nasfaqg/	1–1	END HER MENOPAUSE 26	4 March 2022
		/pcg/	3‐1	Pochimama 23	6 March 2022
		/vsj+/	2‐0	END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1 MIOSHA 61	11 March 2022
	Round of 16	/moon/	2-1	END HER MENOPAUSE 18' MMO Autist 82'	12 March 2022
	Quarter-finals	/nepolabo/	3-0		13 March 2022
/vt/ League 3	Group Stage	/morig/	1-1	END HER MENOPAUSE 84'	3 September 2022
		/wah/	4-4	Pochimama 10, 90+1' END HER MENOPAUSE 45+1, 50'	9 September 2022
		/manstars/	2-1	18' >tfw no wife	11 September 2022