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==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Player Statistics</span></div>==
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! style="background-color: #a30000" width="125" | <font color="ffffff"> Player Name </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="ffffff"> Total Goals </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#fffff"> Total Assists </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#fffff"> Hag of The Match </font>
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | END HER MENOPAUSE
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''7'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Pochimama
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''3'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''5'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | MIOSHA
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''2'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | MMO Autist *
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | >tfw no wife
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
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|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Girlfriend
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''1'''
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''0'''
|}
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{| class="wikitable sortable" style="text-align: center; border-collapse: collapse; border-width: 1px; border-style: solid; border-color: #000"
! style="background-color: #a30000" width="125" | <font color="#ffffff"> Goalkeeper </font>
! style="background-color: #000000" width="100" | <font color="#ffffff"> Total Saves </font>
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | MILF
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''13'''
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| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Have Sex and Reproduce
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''9'''
|-
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" scope="row" | Ancient Goddess*
| style="border-style: solid; border-width: 1px" | '''7'''
|}
* = player no longer on the team


==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Official Match History</span></div>==
==<div style='display:inline-block;width:calc(100% - 100px);background:linear-gradient(to right, #a30000, #a30000);font-family:sans-serif;padding:2px;padding-left:10px;border-radius:5px 5px 0 0;font-weight:700'><span style="color:white;">Official Match History</span></div>==

Revision as of 00:56, 26 October 2022

/hag/
We Like Older Women
Hag logo.png
/hag/ - Hags
Founded January 14th 2022
Caretaker Reverse
IRL manager Managerless
Team colors
Chat color 000000
Miosha Black
Top scorer END HER MENOPAUSE (4)
Top assister MIOSHA (2)
Captain MIOSHA
Website /hag/ - Hags
Nickname /hag/gots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
2 3 3 8 25%
GF GA GD
12 18 -6
Biggest win
/hag/ Hag icon.png 2–0 Vsj+ icon.png /vsj+/
4/03/22
Biggest defeat
/nepolabo/ Nepolabo icon.png 3–0 Hag icon.png /hag/
13/03/22
First match
/nasfaqg/ Nasfaqg icon.png 1–1 Hag icon.png /hag/
4/03/22
Team music
Anthem Older Women
Victory Anthem Stacy's mom
Goal horn Animal
MIOSHA Goal Horn Howling
MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn Wanwanwaoon
Pochimama Goal Horn Alien Alien
SEX DOG Goal Horn Wan-Wan House!
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn Cheeki Breeki
Kits


/hag/ is a general dedicated to the discussion and admiration of Hags vtubers. What is a hag? A hag is a mature women who is more than 30 years old. What is a Christmas Cake? It refeers to women who are 25 or 26 years old. Makes reference to the japanese tradition of eating a cake on Christmas, these cakes have a definite expiration date, so following that sense no one wants to eat it after December 25th as "no one" want to date someone who passed their "prime". Of course we're not included in that. We want to impregnate all the hags.

Hag.jpg

History

Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.

Roster

No. Position Player
41
GK
MILF
31
RB
Bleached Hag
32
CB
Dragon Tits
33
CB
Wine Aunt
34
CB
Wakipai
35
LB
>tfw no wife
36
DMF
SEX DOG
37
CMF
Sex Potion Hag
38
AMF
MIOSHA Captain
39
SS
Pochimama
40
CF
END HER MENOPAUSE
No. Position Player
67
GK
Have Sex and Reproduce
42
RB
Girlfriend
43
RB
Birbhag
44
CB
Is She A Hag?
29
CB
Christmas Cake
45
CB
ABE LET ME IN
46
CB
Calming Predator
26
LB
Hag Alchemist
47
LB
WOMB
48
DMF
Hag Clussy
49
DMF
Old Architecture
50
DMF
Married

Player Statistics

Player Name Total Goals Total Assists Hag of The Match
END HER MENOPAUSE 7 2 2
Pochimama 3 5 0
MIOSHA 1 2 1
MMO Autist * 1 0 0
>tfw no wife 1 1 0
Girlfriend 0 1 0


Goalkeeper Total Saves
MILF 13
Have Sex and Reproduce 9
Ancient Goddess* 7
  • = player no longer on the team

Official Match History

Competition Round Opponent Result Scorers Date
VTLeague2 Logo.png
/vt/ League 2 		Group Stage
Group C 		Nasfaqg icon.png /nasfaqg/ 1–1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 26 4 March 2022
Pcg icon.png /pcg/ 3‐1 Pochimama Goal 23 6 March 2022
Vsj+ icon.png /vsj+/ 2‐0 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1
MIOSHA Goal 61 		11 March 2022
Round of 16 Moon icon.png /moon/ 2-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 18'
MMO AutistGoal 82' 		12 March 2022
Quarter-finals Nepolabo icon.png /nepolabo/ 3-0
;_;
 13 March 2022
VTLeague3 Logo.png
/vt/ League 3 		Group Stage Morig icon.png /morig/ 1-1 END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 84' 3 September 2022
Wah icon.png /wah/ 4-4 Pochimama Goal 10, 90+1'
END HER MENOPAUSE Goal 45+1, 50' 		9 September 2022
Manstars icon.png /manstars/ 2-1 Goal 18' >tfw no wife 11 September 2022

Exports

Hag icon.png /hag/


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