/hag/

/hag/
We Like Older Women
/hag/ - Hags
Founded January 14th 2022 Caretaker Reverse IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color 000000 Miosha Black Top scorer END HER MENOPAUSE (7) Top assister Pochimama (5) Captain MIOSHA Website /hag/ - Hags Nickname /hag/gots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 3 3 8 25%
GF GA GD 12 18 -6
Biggest win /hag/  2–0  /vsj+/ 4/03/22 Biggest defeat /nepolabo/  3–0  /hag/ 13/03/22 First match /nasfaqg/  1–1  /hag/ 4/03/22
Team music
Anthem Older Women Victory Anthem Stacy's mom Goal horn Animal MIOSHA Goal Horn Howling MIOSHA Hat Trick Horn Wanwanwaoon Pochimama Goal Horn Alien Alien SEX DOG Goal Horn Wan-Wan House! END HER MENOPAUSE Goal Horn Cheeki Breeki
Kits

The /hag/ general is dedicated to discussing and admiring Hag's vtubers. What is a hag? Hags are mature women over 30 years of age. What is a Christmas Cake? It refers to women between the ages of 25 and 26. Refers to the Japanese tradition of eating cake on Christmas. These cakes have an expiration date, and there is no point in eating them after December 25th because "no one" wants to date someone who has passed their prime. That doesn't include us, of course. Impregnating all the hags is our goal.

History

Debuted in /vt/ League 2. The hags struggled in groups, drawing their first game, losing their second convincingly before clinging to 2nd place in [Group C] with 4 points. However, the highlight of the tournament for the team would come in the Round of 16, against a /moon/ side that had casually crushed its group by margins like 5-1 and 6-1. An underdog from the start, the /hag/s were saved time and time again by a strong defensive showing and goalkeeper MILF having the game of her life against /moon/'s relentless offense. It would be this very offense that the hags would bide their time and eventually, in the dying minutes of the game, counterattack, with non-medal midfielder MMO Autist dashing past the defense and scoring on a breakaway that would seal the game shut. A stunning 2-1 win for /hag/.

Roster

No. Position Player 41 GK MILF 31 RB Bleached Hag 32 CB Dragon Tits 33 CB Wine Aunt 34 LB Wakipai 35 DMF >tfw no wife 36 CMF SEX DOG 37 CMF Sex Potion Hag 39 SS Pochimama 38 SS MIOSHA 40 CF END HER MENOPAUSE

No. Position Player 67 GK Have Sex and Reproduce 42 RB Girlfriend 43 RB Birbhag 44 CB Is She A Hag? 29 CB Christmas Cake 45 CB ABE LET ME IN 46 LB Calming Predator 26 LB Hag Alchemist 47 DMF WOMB 48 DMF Hag Clussy 49 CMF Old Architecture 50 CMF Married

Player Statistics

Player Name	Total Goals	Total Assists	Hag of The Match
END HER MENOPAUSE	7	2	2
Pochimama	3	5	0
MIOSHA	1	2	1
MMO Autist *	1	0	0
>tfw no wife	1	1	0
Girlfriend	0	1	0

Goalkeeper	Total Saves
MILF	13
Have Sex and Reproduce	9
Ancient Goddess*	7

• = player no longer on the team

Cup Record

Event	Place
/vt/ League 2	8th
/vt/ League 3	25th

Official Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 2	Group Stage Group C	/nasfaqg/	1–1	END HER MENOPAUSE  26	4 March 2022
		/pcg/	3‐1	Pochimama  23	6 March 2022
		/vsj+/	2‐0	END HER MENOPAUSE  45+1 MIOSHA  61	11 March 2022
	Round of 16	/moon/	2-1	END HER MENOPAUSE  18' MMO Autist 82'	12 March 2022
	Quarter-finals	/nepolabo/	3-0		13 March 2022
/vt/ League 3	Group Stage	/morig/	1-1	END HER MENOPAUSE  84'	3 September 2022
		/wah/	4-4	Pochimama  10, 90+1' END HER MENOPAUSE  45+1, 50'	9 September 2022
		/manstars/	2-1	18' >tfw no wife	11 September 2022

Unofficial Match History

Competition	Round	Opponent	Result	Scorers	Date
/vt/ League 4 Friendlies	Friendlies	/mogu/	3-6	END HER MENOPAUSE  6, 21, 30, 37' Pochimama  45+3' Miosha  90+2'	5 January 2023
		/HiRyS/	4-1	Pochimama  41' Miosha  67, 90+1' Sex Potion Hag  73'	6 January 2023

Exports

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• Aesthetics VTL3 : https://mega.nz/file/y0QXDDrZ#lxofRvVW_VDr7l9mqC6By5GdpEBagXNgjVWEN9B13zc
• Music VTL3: https://mega.nz/file/ngQnVZaT#4z6N4GufSzqIexCti_BPMoeFBIFBJubcpgaVg8Ct3sc