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{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name={{tt|GODpard|Inshqlipoth, we will expel the IPC from our lands!}}}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name={{tt|GODpard|Inshqlipoth, we will expel the IPC from our lands!}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|AYÚDEME, SEÑOR SVAROG|Do not Clara unless you want a face full of laser in return}}}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|AYÚDEME, SEÑOR SVAROG|Do not Clara unless you want a face full of laser in return}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos= |name=Hmph!}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name=Hmph!}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|Retard 7th|She can't remember anything or do anything useful but make ill-timed quips. Had to put her somewhere.}}}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Retard 7th|She can't remember anything or do anything useful but make ill-timed quips. Had to put her somewhere.}}}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos= |name=Kuru Kuru~}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=RB |name=Kuru Kuru~}} | ||
{{sq start player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|TOTAL GRAVITATIONAL DISINTEGRATION|The true potential of Welt is unrivaled...}}}} | {{sq start player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|TOTAL GRAVITATIONAL DISINTEGRATION|The true potential of Welt is unrivaled...}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|Sparkle "See a Sigger Pull the Trigger" Hanabi|The racist Bronya replacement joins the squad}}}} | {{sq silver player |no= |pos=CMF |name={{tt|Sparkle "See a Sigger Pull the Trigger" Hanabi|The racist Bronya replacement joins the squad}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|I WEEP FOR THE RETARDED|Hope you have her at E2S1, anon}}}} | {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name={{tt|I WEEP FOR THE RETARDED|Hope you have her at E2S1, anon}}}} | ||
{{sq silver player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|E6 Qingque > | QQ is a lazy piece of shit but she's the best at it. Name changes depending on who team is playing.}}}} | {{sq silver player |no= |pos=SS |name={{tt|E6 Qingque > | QQ is a lazy piece of shit but she's the best at it. Name changes depending on who team is playing.}}}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= |pos= | {{sq gold player |no= |pos=SS |name={{tt|Literally Me|Wants to die, lashes out at everyone, hates when others try to heal him. Literally me.}}}}{{captain}} | ||
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=CF |name={{tt|I WILL SET THE SEAS ABLAZE|who knew my gf could be this chuuni}}}} | |||
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{{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=My Sigga}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=GK |name=My Sigga}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|Mommy Kafka|Listen...she's your mommy now.}}}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|Mommy Kafka|Listen...she's your mommy now.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|Pom-Pom|Conductor of the Astral Express, just there to feed you Trailblazer rewards and complain about random bullshit.}}}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{tt|Pom-Pom|Conductor of the Astral Express, just there to feed you Trailblazer rewards and complain about random bullshit.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name=Luochud}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name=Luochud}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|TopASS|The Space-IMF agent with massive backing.}}}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|TopASS|The Space-IMF agent with massive backing.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name={{tt| | {{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Fofo|Hope she isn't too scared to play divegrass}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|SEX ALARM|Space-English camwhore, banging the gong constantly when she sees you.}}}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|SEX ALARM|Space-English camwhore, banging the gong constantly when she sees you.}}}} | ||
{{sq | {{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|SCAMpo|We do a little trollin ;) }}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name={{tt| | {{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|You WILL Build Super Brick|Wake up new forced meta just dropped}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= |name={{tt|Trash Queen|If there's a trash can, Stelle will dig through it.}}}} | {{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Silver Whore|I hope you didn't brick your account rolling for her...}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos= | {{sq player |no= |pos= DMF|name={{tt|Trash Queen|If there's a trash can, Stelle will dig through it.}}}} | ||
{{sq player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|BEGONE, KING|Hope your 50/50 isn't cursed}}}} | |||
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Honkai Star Rail: yet another "free-to-play" gacha game loosely connected to the Hoyoverse where you play the Trailblazer, a 7 day old [guy/gal] in the body of a 17 year old tasked with saving the universe who quickly gets outclassed by better characters except now you're on a space train and the action is turn-based. A game that offers you a new universe with near-infinite possibilities but sticks you in Space-China Colony Ship for most of it and 75% of it is cargo containers. A game that dangles different skins of the same 3-4 humanoid body types in front of you and won't let you have any of them unless you're willing to whale. A game where all the important women are lesbians, all the important men are volcels, and all the robots (except the best one) want to commit Suicide By Trailblazer. I fucking hate this game. Check out my maxed out team of 5-stars that I spent 1000s of dollars and hours to collect.
/hsrg/ debuted in /vg/ League 21, getting off to a strong start with a surprise win off /pmmm/ despite 3 of their attackers being tiny as shit. Unfortunately, Literally Me spent more time blaming himself for mistakes than getting rebounds or putting headers on frame. /hsrg/ would go on to lose the following match to /kfg/, and then get completely washed against /gig/ in the first Hoyo Clásico after getting completely stonewalled by CEO of GEO. The Honkies plan to learn from this experience, come back stronger, get revenge on their Hoyoverse brother, and maybe one day they will finally take a trip to Planet Australia like they keep saying they will.
Roster
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Match History
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| November 29, 2023 |  /pmmm/
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/vg/ League 21 Group D |
3-1 W | Hmph!  5'E6 Qingque > Madokami 53'GODpard 90+3'
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| December 3, 2023 |  /kfg/
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/vg/ League 21 Group D |
3-4 L | E6 Qingque > Sugoi 9' Literally Me 60'Hmph! 84'
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| December 9, 2023 |  /gig/
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/vg/ League 21 Group D |
0-5 L | >honkai shart rail |
Team Awards
Player Statistics
Goals and Assists
| Player | Goals | Assists |
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| Hmph! | 2 | 2 |
| E6 Qingque > | 2 | 1 |
| GODpard | 1 | 0 |
| Literally Me | 1 | 0 |
| Jobqing | 0 | 1 |
MoTM Awards
| Player | Times Awarded |
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| E6 Qingque > | 1 |
Team Exports
Tactical Export: Mobabowl 2024
Aesthetic Export: /vg/ League 21/Mobabowl 2024
Audio Export: /vg/ League 21/Mobabowl 2024
